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7:12 PM
Hey guys...
 
Hey!
 
@bjb568 Why were you hanging out with Inf's relatives?
They're dangerous.
3
 
Younger me knew not of the dangers faced when the parents are encountered.

It did not end well.
 
I need a site to ask the question: "My elves got distracted playing GTA 5. How do I get them back to work?"
 
@SantaClaus RPG?
Or the workplace?
 
7:21 PM
Workplace.
 
@J.Musser Ooh the workplace sounds promising
 
@SantaClaus Better wait till Halloween or April Fools. :)
 
In other news, my elves have formed a workers union.
 
That's bad.
 
@SantaClaus Can you spank elves?
 
7:24 PM
@J.Musser They tend to fly if you spank them
 
@SantaClaus Get them in a headlock one at a time...
 
@J.Musser That would take too long
@J.Musser And they bite
 
@SantaClaus A visit to the dentst's...
 
@SantaClaus :/
 
7:29 PM
@J.Musser Great google images search, eh?
 
@SantaClaus Very attractive.
 
Ever heard of the optician who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
 
@J.Musser Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
 
@SantaClaus Bart.
 
@SantaClaus Told ya.
 
Feb 27 at 20:09, by Bart
Ha, what the frick is that all about @ShadowWizard ...
 
anyone seeing sense in the perimeter??
 
@SantaClaus Actually a good read.
 
@J.Musser I'm making my way through it now
Dec 18 '13 at 21:59, by Bart
ha, you could be the next Mr. Willie
Jan 22 at 15:46, by Bart
Ha
Jan 14 at 16:32, by Bart
As long as your first response wasn't "Ha, I never knew that" you're still fine
Aug 21 '12 at 14:04, by Bart
Ha, interesting. Though I know nothing about it.
May 6 at 11:26, by Bart
Ha :)
Mar 16 at 14:57, by Bart
ha
Mar 10 at 18:28, by Bart
Ha
 
7:41 PM
@SantaClaus You don't have to post them all.
 
Feb 17 at 13:38, by Bart
Ha
@J.Musser but they say ha
 
@SantaClaus Stappit
 
@SantaClaus So?
 
One more
Jan 28 at 18:34, by Bart
Ha
 
STAPPIT UR ANNOYING
Ever heard of the butcher who backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work?
 
7:43 PM
2 mins ago, by Santa Claus
Mar 16 at 14:57, by Bart
ha
 
@SantaClaus ha
 
Sam
@J.Musser ha
 
@Sam ha
 
Sam
@J.Musser HA!
 
@Sam HA!
 
Sam
@J.Musser HA HA HA!!!
 
@Sam HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
@SantaClaus Y?
 
@J.Musser because xkcd
6 mins ago, by J. Musser
@SantaClaus Stappit
 
@SantaClaus I did.
 
Sam
@J.Musser MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
 
7:50 PM
@Santa Anyway, santa says "Ho ho ho ho!"
@Sam !!!!!!!!AHAHAHAWM
 
@Sam That's great!
Just got 5 accepts in a row on GL.
 
Sam
@J.Musser GL? Gnome Lifestyles?
 
@Sam Just regular answers, suddenly got 5 accepts in a row.
 
Sam
8:02 PM
Nice. Just hope they don't unaccept rage quit.
 
@Sam Course they wont. My answers never get unaccepted.
 
Sam
@J.Musser I totally believe you...
 
@Sam I understand completely.
 
Sam
@J.Musser I think the sarcasm-o-meter just exploded.
 
Just did a +250 bounty on GL. Getting stingy.
@Sam I'm sure you're right.
@Sam Actually, I just found one unaccept in my rep history.
 
8:15 PM
@Andy .So.
 
Sam
Ok, now there's too much sarcasm ;)
 
@SantaClaus Ha
 
@Bart Bart Bart...
 
 
1 hour later…
9:53 PM
@Quantas94Heavy OffTopic. Not ot.
Hm… I just thot of a better shadowban. Don't just hide it from other users, hide the ban by showing fake responses to the troll, perhaps something like the "chat with an expert" thing…
Approximately 1100100% — Conduit 2 hours ago
 
10:30 PM
Ahhh change is happen in the suggested edit review queue!
 

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