Hey guys...

Hey!

@bjb568 Why were you hanging out with Inf's relatives?

They're dangerous.

I need a site to ask the question: "My elves got distracted playing GTA 5. How do I get them back to work?"

@SantaClaus RPG?

Or the workplace?

Workplace.

@J.Musser Ooh the workplace sounds promising

@SantaClaus Better wait till Halloween or April Fools. :)

In other news, my elves have formed a workers union.

That's bad.

@SantaClaus Can you spank elves?

@J.Musser They tend to fly if you spank them

@SantaClaus Get them in a headlock one at a time...

@J.Musser That would take too long

@J.Musser And they bite

@SantaClaus A visit to the dentst's...

@J.Musser google.com/…

@SantaClaus :/

@J.Musser Great google images search, eh?

@SantaClaus Very attractive.

Ever heard of the optician who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

@J.Musser Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

@SantaClaus Bart.

@J.Musser chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…

@SantaClaus Told ya.

anyone seeing sense in the perimeter??

@SantaClaus Actually a good read.

@J.Musser I'm making my way through it now

@SantaClaus You don't have to post them all.

@J.Musser but they say ha

@SantaClaus Stappit

@SantaClaus So?

One more

STAPPIT UR ANNOYING

Ever heard of the butcher who backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work?

@SantaClaus ha

@J.Musser ha

@Sam ha

@J.Musser HA!

@Sam HA!

thecolbertreport.cc.com/full-episodes/6jaxht/…

@J.Musser HA HA HA!!!

@Sam HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

@SantaClaus Y?

@J.Musser because xkcd

@SantaClaus I did.

@J.Musser MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

@Santa Anyway, santa says "Ho ho ho ho!"

@Sam !!!!!!!!AHAHAHAWM

@Sam That's great!

Just got 5 accepts in a row on GL.

cv-pls impossible to solve stackoverflow.com/questions/25692820

@J.Musser GL? Gnome Lifestyles?

@Sam Gardening & Landscaping.

Nice. Just hope they don't unaccept rage quit.

@Sam Course they wont. My answers never get unaccepted.

@J.Musser I totally believe you...

@Sam I understand completely.

@J.Musser I think the sarcasm-o-meter just exploded.

Just did a +250 bounty on GL. Getting stingy.

@Sam I'm sure you're right.

@Sam Actually, I just found one unaccept in my rep history.

@Andy .So.

Ok, now there's too much sarcasm ;)

@SantaClaus Ha

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSTALL LINUX MINT ON PC WITH WIN 8 AND THEN DUAL BOOT on superuser.com

@Bart Bart Bart...

@Quantas94Heavy OffTopic. Not ot.

Hm… I just thot of a better shadowban. Don't just hide it from other users, hide the ban by showing fake responses to the troll, perhaps something like the "chat with an expert" thing…

Ahhh change is happen in the suggested edit review queue!

Yesh, yesh.

:O

O.O

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