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3:08 AM
Very serious.
 
Mustache bot v. 1.0
Well, go ahead; try it out.
 
!mustache asdf
did it crash it? :P
 
Nope
 
aww
 
3:11 AM
[Error] TypeError: undefined is not an object (evaluating 'html.children[0].href') callback (undefined, line 66)
 
user259867
Does it work with Gravatar?
 
Oh man, so many platform slogans for next year.
 
@pizza It should work with any image link, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get it to work with Gravatar because of weird image links.
It just won't onebox properly.
 
3:13 AM
@AstroCB What if you do the ! prefix thing that Doorknob mentioned?
 
@JasonC Oh; I was wondering how he did that.
I kept looking at the image address and it was the same that I was using.
 
38 mins ago, by Doorknob
@JasonC Pro tip: stick a ! in front of the URL to force onebox an image.
 
Hooray; step 2: implement mustache type parameter.
 
3:17 AM
Boom. Now make it take chat room usernames like Cap.
 
Hey, since when did I grow mustache!?
 
> I thought you were moderator already. Your are like, the Jon Skeet of Stack Overflow!
Uhh, pretty sure Jon Skeet is the Jon Skeet of Stack Overflow.
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Lol... you just got a rare glimpse of the start of a meme's inevitable downhill slide.
 
user259867
Gardening self-evaluation is open; let's go rate Frank's answers as super-excellent.
 
is there a way to expand all comments at once?
 
$('.comments-link').click()
 
3:28 AM
right :)
 
@JasonC I broke it for a second; try that again.
 
No sign of nicael since the election started, wonder what has up his sleeve
 
It should reply to you now, too.
 
@JasonC It didn't register that as a change to the page since you just said something before that.
 
Nice.
Oh man, that somethingawful article is pure gold.
 
Later, we got the 4th elected(?) moderator: nicael
 
> I take downvotes personal, so I avoid using them. – rekire 8 hours ago
going to have tough time being mod then
are you not running @door
 
user259867
yesterday, by Doorknob
Haven't been active very much at all on SO lately, and I'd be taking up a spot that could go to someone with less rep.
 
3:41 AM
When comments are made in spite and by multiple members of a chatroom not know for its good behavior they certainly look abusive. I respect constructive criticism and agree that a candidate's history is important, it is not appropriate for a group of users to band together and bash a candidate because of a past disagreement with cherrypicked incidences and vociferous cries of abuse and misbehavior. I am sorry if I made a perceived offense on the Javascript Chatroom many months ago, but repeatedly seeking out trouble with a particular user unprovoked is not ok. –  bjb568 5 mins ago
What do you think?
 
user259867
@bjb568 Where is this supposed to go?
 
on election comments, already posted
 
user259867
Election comments < YouTube comments
 
I don't get why I can't link to them.
Weird.
 
user259867
Yes, comments under nominations are unlinkable.
 
user259867
3:43 AM
Spelling it JavaScript might make it more palatable to said room.
 
user259867
I like the second comment more than the first.
 
user259867
The first has too many long words, not all of them used correctly.
 
I SUK AT ENGLISH
 
@bjb568 They both sound like ...
A non-apology apology is a statement that has the form of an apology but does not express the expected contrition. It is common in both politics and public relations. It most commonly entails the speaker saying that he or she is sorry not for a behavior, statement or misdeed, but rather is sorry only because a person who has been aggrieved is requesting the apology, expressing a grievance, or is threatening some form of retribution or retaliation. An example of a non-apology apology would be saying "I'm sorry that you feel that way" to someone who has been offended by a statement. This apology...
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3:47 AM
Yes
They are.
 
@AndrewT. Do not be concerned about what you see in the Botlings practice room right now.
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I really love the great people in room 17 and hope they can help me become a better person.
 
@AstroCB this is a trap!
 
I've carefully analyzed both statements, and condensed them into a shorter, more easily-digested format:
> > I'm sorry you got all butt-hurt back when I was TRYING TO MAKE THE SITE GREAT. It may sound harsh, but NONE CAN STAND BEFORE MY RELENTLESS ONSLAUGHT.
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3:50 AM
 
No mustache for Shog.
 
I already had a mustache. So it gave me a not-very-good shave.
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@Shog9 :D
 
@AstroCB Fixed.
 
@Roombatron5000 he already made his move, he's just waiting till we notice it
 
3:52 AM
 
Hey, it didn't work.
 
@bjb568 No mustache for you, either.
 
3:53 AM
didn't even shave the whiskers. I think its razor needs sharpening.
 
user259867
 
...
 
user259867
Maybe it did work, but how would we know?
 
3:55 AM
Now for the ultimate test:
Ooh, xkcdBot kicked.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@Roombatron5000 Not this year, no. (See pizza's quote)
 
user259867
I keep running out of NAA flags on ru.so, grrr. The daily limit is growing so slowly...
 
I hate it when I accidentally hit enter while typing a comment.
 
4:05 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Also created it possible that these fats? by dunnaavish on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@Braiam Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
helpful flag #600 on Drupal.
 
4:07 AM
What's the difference between perdón perdona and perdone?
 
Pardon, but I don't understand
 
:p
 
@bjb568 I know whom you could ask.
 
huu?
not the owl
 
user259867
 
oh
 
Un perdón is a noun. Perdone is a 3rd person singular subjunctive or polite 3rd person imperative. Perdona is a 3rd person singular indicative or 2nd person singular familiar imperative.
Those are all present tense, where tense applies.
 
much complicate!
 
Not really.
 
This whole "going to bed" thing has been a miserable failure so far tonight.
 
4:12 AM
:p
I already got 4h of nap!
 
Do you want to know what to say when you step on somebody's toe or when you want them to get out of your way?
 
meh
I can just scurry away.
And pass between their legs.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Obesity in America is a big problem? by Xerterweqz on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector true dat
 
@pizza Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
4:14 AM
You don't say any of those for the 2nd case, but you do say con permiso or con licencia.
 
With license, I scurry.
 
s/cu/o/
Sciurids scurry. Felids flounce.
 
Old version.
 
4:18 AM
 
Test away.
 
Nasal spider.
 
Eww, I love it.
 
Two tarantulas mating.
 
Needs a classier 'stache.
 
4:22 AM
Cinco de Mayo?
 
I broke things.
 
Morning!
 
liar
 
4:24 AM
 
That's better.
 
@Shog9 UGT
 
Is Stack Overflow banned in North Korea? (reading through the result of SO survey)
 
I'm playing hangman against this bot with one other person.
Somehow we missed "gimp", "all", and "the", but had no problem with "counterrevolutionaries".
 
4:28 AM
> The fourth act of creation with which the Creator charged Sotuknang was the creation of life. Sotuknang went to the world that was to first host life and there he created Spider Woman, and he gave her the power to create life. First Spider Woman took some earth and mixed it with saliva to make two beings. Over them she sang the Creation Song, and they came to life. She instructed one of them, Poqanghoya, to go across the earth and solidify it. She instructed the other, Palongawhoya, to send out sound to resonate through the earth, so that the earth vibrated with the energy of the Creator.
> When all this was done, she made human beings, using yellow, red, white, and black earth mixed with her saliva. Singing the Creation Song, she made four men, and then in her own form she made four women. At first they had a soft spot in their foreheads, and although it solidified, it left a space through which they could hear the voice of Sotuknang and their Creator.
 
> 48% of respondents never received a degree in computer science.
 
@bjb568 They stand at the East Pole and the West Pole to shepherd the Sun as she circles around the Gates of Night and Noon.
 
which might be related to how many scraps posted on SO?
 
@tchrist ok
> The people went down and lived with the ants, who had storerooms of food that they had gathered in the summer, as well as chambers in which the people could live. This went on for quite a while, because after Sotuknang cleansed the world with fire it took a long time for the world to cool off. As the ants' food ran low, the people refused the food, but the ants kept feeding them and only tightened their own belts, which is why ants have such tiny waists today.
Such science.
Explaining the shape of ants.
 
Please, no public formication.
 
4:32 AM
:p
> soon the world spun out of control and rolled over. Mountains slid and fell, and lakes and rivers splashed across the land as the earth tumbled, and finally the earth froze over into nothing but ice.
Basically the ice age?
In a nut shell, right?
 
No. Snowball Earth, furball.
 
@bjb568 It's from some western tribe; Hopi I think. It's not supposed to be science.
 
@JasonC :p
 
Wow so much mustache
We can't have two.
 
She looks so masculine with that.
kewl
> Its shores were so high that they could not find a place to land, and only by opening the doors in their heads did they know where to go to land.
@Doorkhead
 
Lol, dookhead.
Stop being such a dookhead.
 
4:37 AM
 
Yeah, it's hopi.
 
:3270611 !delete wonder if really a command or was manually done
 
@bjb568 They of the innermost toroidal timezone.
 
Owner forgot to reload tab; bot should only post once now.
@Roombatron5000 Manual; added to feature log.
 
@tchrist I think that bjb to English translator is more hopeless than I'd been wishing.
 
4:40 AM
Hopi Nation is on MST nested inside Navajo Nation on MDT nested inside Arizona on MST.
 
Arizona's time rules are f**ked. Beyond the normal weirdness of DST.
 
is the LQPQ just running low since the nominees are doing reviews now
 
It's LQRQ.
 
The Hopi are the doughnut holes of timezones.
@AlexisKing At least he's begun to contemplate suing for pardon.
 
!mustache help
 
4:44 AM
@AstroCB Command format: !mustache [1-5] directURLToImage
 
That was slow.
 
Ur mom is slow.
 
Y la tuya.
 
Why hasn't this user been deleted?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Benchmark dataset for decision tree algorithm by Harwinder Kaler on stats.stackexchange.com
 
4:49 AM
> Note that due to the extreme number of qualifying accounts on Stack Overflow, only a fraction of these actually get deleted on each pass.
?
 
Night!
 
Night!
 
Who the bloody hell gets 9h of sleep a day?
 
4:52 AM
That's inhuman.
Cats average 15.8h sleep per day.
No joke.
 
then bjb must exception of exception in sleep. :P
 
panic: Interrupt while on interrupt stack.
 
@tchrist Error: Operations successful
 

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