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12:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Como faz este exercicio, minha cabeça doi by Luccas Gabriel on pt.stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@JasonC Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
12:19 AM
@Doorknob It's possible that it would, IIRC
There aren't any checks in there that the message is non-Smokey
!!/blame
 
@Undo It's hichris123's fault.
 
well I guess that hichris is just blameworthy
 
user259867
Apparently, API quota did not renew yet (7024 now). Maybe it's midnight EST?
 
12:39 AM
Ohey, @minitech followed me on twitter! I have no idea why, since I haven't tweeted in over a year, but hey. :p
 
Morning all
urgh 8 days until I can change my name again
 
@James Why do you want to change your name again?
 
Because there is already another James in this room, and it gets confusing
 
Shower thot: The integral on any finite interval of {1 if rational, else 0} is obviously 0. But what about from -inf to inf?
 
user259867
@bjb568 Also 0. One reason: it's the sum of integrals from n to n+1. Each summand is 0. Even an infinite series of zeros still has sum 0.
 
12:45 AM
@bjb568 I hadn't thought about that. Ask about it on Math.SE! ;)
 
@pizza :o kewl
 
@pizza yup. :P
 
user259867
@bjb568 Also, I object to "obvious". The integral is 0 in the sense of Lebesgue; it does not exist (is undefined) in the sense of Riemann.
 
@Undo >:(
!!/apiquota
 
@hichris123 6929
 
12:47 AM
@pizza Whatevs, if you think about it in terms of area, it's pretty clear.
 
@pizza perhaps
 
user259867
I'll try to remember to check then.
 
What’s a “finite interval of {1 if rational, else 0}”?
 
user259867
@minitech Parsed incorrectly. ( integral on any finite interval) OF {1 if rational, else 0}
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: VS2013 ignoring pragma warning disable by user1902689 on stackoverflow.com
 
12:48 AM
@minitech A definite integral from a to b where a and b are real numbers?
 
yea that
 
user259867
Ooh my rep is 1234.
2
 
yay for pizza!
 
user259867
Still can't run for a mod.
 
Hmm… I still don’t get it. Could someone write it as LaTeX or something?
 
12:50 AM
SE chat doesn't have LaTeX. :/
 
It’s not hard to read anyway!
 
user259867
@minitech Let f(x) = \begin{cases} 1,\quad x\in\mathbb Q \\ 0,\quad x\notin \mathbb Q \end{cases} . The integral is \int_a^b f(x)dx
 
fInt(a,b,f(x),x), where a and b are reals and f(x) has the value 1 if x is rational, else 0
 
user259867
 
@bjb568 Is that TI-BASIC syntax? If so, eww.
 
12:52 AM
Ah, thank you
 
@AlexisKing uh… um… yeah?
 
user259867
@AlexisKing Donald Knuth spent a major chunk of his life on it...
 
user259867
LaTeX (/ˈlɑːtɛx/ LAH-tekh or /ˈleɪtɛx/ LAY-tekh shortening of Lamport TeX) is a document preparation system and document markup language. It is widely used for the communication and publication of scientific documents in many fields, including mathematics, physics, computer science, statistics, economics, and political science. It also has a prominent role in the preparation and publication of books and articles that contain complex multilingual materials, such as Sanskrit and Arabic, including critical editions. LaTeX uses the TeX typesetting program for formatting its output, and is itself written...
 
Donald Knuth spent a major chunk of his life on TI-BASIC?
 
12:54 AM
@pizza Yeah, wat?
 
user259867
On TeX... followed by Lamport spending his on LaTeX...
 
I believe @AlexisKing was asking about fInt(a,b,f(x),x)
 
Yeah, that. ^
 
user259867
Got it...
 
Okay, I’m going to do up my website now! Any suggestions?
e.g. red background, Comic Papyrus, INTERCAL CGI
 
12:57 AM
@minitech How did you even find my twitter, out of curiosity? I didn't think I linked it anywhere.
 
@AlexisKing I Googled “alexis king typed racket twitter”!
 
@minitech That doesn't get me any results when I search it. xD
Considering I haven't tweeted about anything Racket-related ever...
 
Google just knows me too well. Remove “typed”, though, and you should get it.
(It’s the top result for “alexis king racket twitter” with verbatim search)
 
Aha, there we are.
 
Why does it ask "Would you like to nominate yourself as a candidate in this election?" when I already have?
 
1:00 AM
@AlexisKing It's also your reddit & github usernames...
 
@bjb568 I want to run for two moderator positions.
 
@bjb568 It shows that for mods too.
 
o_o
 
Feb 10 '14 at 21:00, by animuson
Lol why does the "nominate yourself" link appear for moderators?
 
user259867
Because why write a special case for that, and then an extra-special case for pro-tem mods.
 
Anonymous
1:01 AM
@hichris123 Somebody should do it.
 
Oh @inf Are you related to this duckling?
 
@bjb568 Oof. It hurts because it's true. :<
 
user259867
And now the min rep for nominations is 3,221...
 
Ack!
 
1:04 AM
@minitech Aren't you potentially bumping people out of the race?
 
lol, did @minitech bump someone out?
 
user259867
@AlexisKing Not yet, he's 30th.
 
Then why's the min rep raised?
 
But now the 31st person will bump somebody
 
Oh, because he's the last.
 
1:05 AM
I withdrew
 
Where before there would have been room for one more
 
user259867
@bjb568 It's for a new candidate, who would be 31s.
 
yes
 
Shortest election run ever
 
@minitech Aww, I wanted to vote for you.
 
1:05 AM
It was good while it lasted
 
is imgur being DDOS'd?
 
duno
 
1:31 AM
> But even then, I'd want review badges to count separately, as they actually do a better job of reflecting the sort of tasks you'll be doing as a moderator. Even if you're doing a great job moderating questions you encounter organically, you still gotta handle the flags. If you close a lot of stuff but can't handle making decisions on questions you didn't personally pick, you're gonna have a bad time as a moderator.
 
@minitech lol you nominated?
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@JasonC Blacklisted user.
 
I want to like H&I so much, I really do.
 
user259867
blacklist candidate rs3gold
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How does the gravity of a massive non-spherical object act on things around it? by 23423 on physics.stackexchange.com
 
Anonymous
Somebody should have screenshotted @minitech before he dropped out. :P
 
aw did I miss something fun? :P
 
Anonymous
Is it possible to un-drop-out?
 
Anonymous
1:47 AM
I guess I could test it...
 
Anonymous
brb writing nomination post.
 
"vote 4 me plz, kthxbai"
 
@JeremyBanks For Travis Banger!!!
 
Anonymous
 
10/10 would election again
 
1:53 AM
Some joke about 'elections' and chinese overpopulation
 
Anonymous
:)
 
Anonymous
Does anybody know how the bumping-off of lower-rep candidates happens? Will they just suddenly disappear from the page?
 
@JeremyBanks no, they pop off in the primary.
 
pop
 
crackle
 
Anonymous
1:56 AM
oh. snap
 
@Doorknob I'm currently trying to figure out why a pageload for even a minimal page on this project takes 140 ms on the server -- that word choice might be indicative of my mood.
 
@jadarnel27 Nah vote for brown!
 
Good point, do that instead.
 
2:21 AM
@James hehe
I think of that one every time I hear elections.
I think I first heard it on reddit.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: MacBook Pro (Retina, 15", Late 2013) is crashing frequently by Joshua Rosenberg on apple.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@pizza Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
The public school average is only 50th percentile? We need to do better than that! — KSmarts 5 hours ago
lol
 
user259867
2:30 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@pizza Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
> You're not actually a pink gravatar??? This is why I have trust issues. – Anna Lear♦ 6 mins ago
hah. Well, I mean, I might be pink...
 
> You said yesterday that you wouldn't run because you didn't think you'd make a good moderator. Do you feel differently today? – Michael Myers♦ 45 secs ago
> @MichaelMyers I do not. – Jeremy Banks 35 secs ago
@JeremyBanks ^^^ Man, you're the best.
 
Can we have websocket updates for the election page? Please?
 
Anonymous
48 mins ago, by Jeremy Banks
Is it possible to un-drop-out?
 
Anonymous
2:35 AM
^ the answer is "yes".
 
Anonymous
There's no explicit flow for it, but if you click on "nominate yourself" again, you can re-save your existing nomination post and it will reappear.
 
@Jeremy Interesting, I kind of imagined the interface would be more like... deleting a post. Is your old nomination totally invisible after you withdraw?
 
Anonymous
@JasonC On the election page, yes, it's entirely gone. It can still see it here, though.
 
2:37 AM
> You've earned the "Tumbleweed" badge
:(
 
Anonymous
FWIW, I genuinely feel like I have the best argument to appeal to preservationists: I'm currently maintaining seeds of every Stack Exchange data dump that has ever been release, and nobody else is.
 
Anonymous
That has nothing at all to do with moderation, but I think it would still win votes.
 
@Roombatron5000 Close
 
@Roombatron5000 Opinion-based, I think. It's already attracting a pretty wide spattering of answers. I don't have a particular problem with the quality, but if I look at it from the point of view of, like, a canonical question on the way to draw Venn diagrams, it kind of doesn't work.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: Essay Formatting Question: Use of examples by Spartan on english.stackexchange.com
 
2:43 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@James Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
@JeremyBanks as can I.
 
Anonymous
@hichris123 and even without 10k rep! Clearly, the posts aren't considered deleted in the conventional sense. (Which fits, otherwise I'd expect to see a "post deleted" message on that revisions page.)
 
@JeremyBanks You can also see comments on a deleted nomination -- stackoverflow.com/users/1114/jeremy-banks?tab=activity
s/deleted/withdrawn
 
2:50 AM
Interesting.
 
Anonymous
@hichris123 Ahh... here too, I see.
 
yer syntax sukz
 
3:06 AM
why?
 
it's fine
 
… third of five is unclickable
 
no idea why
but yeah, you are right
 
3:09 AM
weird
 
user image
4
 
:o
 
Thinking that last option probably comes closer to "delete"
 
DYSTROY!
hehe, get it, room17 reference?
 
THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR CHATSO JARGON
 
3:15 AM
chatso
sounds like fatso
 
@Shog9 Typical oppression from the deletionist SE gestapo.
 
Interesting, I usually complain about mod antideletionism.
 
YOU COMPLAIN A LOT ABOUT EVERYTHING
6
 
REALLY?
 
3:17 AM
You can pretend I said "antideletionist" if you want. Whichever one feels more unnecessarily rebellious.
 
WELL, MAYBE… uh… I don't even know how to end the sentence.
 
Crap, a stranger, I hope they don't get the wrong idea.
 
:o
 
user259867
@bjb568 How does his review history look?
 
What's wrong with a bit of stars and bots?
 
3:18 AM
pizza isn't a stranger, he's just strange.
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@pizza Looks good.
Not much since not 2k yet.
(brought to you by somebody who interrupted his spanish hw)
@Shog9 u wot?
 
@bjb568 about time. You should finish English first.
 
@bjb568 Every time somebody says something to pizza it makes me giggle. "pizza done", "pizza looks good", "pizza gone".
 
:P
 
user259867
@JuanCarlosFarah Your reviews were found acceptable; you can stay. Also, hi!
 
3:19 AM
NO DESSERT BEFORE SUPPER
 
@pizza toppings
 
@Shog9 nuuu
 
@Shog9 but..... pizza!
 
user259867
@JasonC You have ~ 3 weeks left to have fun with it.
 
I'm actually really impressed at how well @pizza handled his Area 51 proposal being closed.
 
user259867
 
user259867
Which is 17 more than I have on Twitter.
 
Haha
@pizza What is the origin of your cheesy crust?
 
I have the same number of twit followers as you! What a coinkydink!
 
@pizza you have over 5000
 
Also, when you bend over, are you a calzone?
Hm, that sounds like a really weird pickup line.
 
3:24 AM
@JasonC calzones are completely closed , so no
 
!!/lick
 
!!/blame someone for "coinkydink"
 
@SantaClaus licks ice cream cone
@InfiniteRecursion It's Santa Claus's fault.
5
 
@Shog9 Well, @SmokeDetector gives me ice cream whenever I want.
 
@Roombatron5000 Your MIND is completely closed, man! passes the bowl
Oh man.
Amusingly, my flight number to Denver was DL420.
 
3:28 AM
:o
 
Love these help vampire profiles stackoverflow.com/users/807797/codemed
 
q:a ratio looks aborked
 
I know
 
One of them has 42k rep
 
3:33 AM
@Qantas94Heavy I'll just go ahead and add those to my naughty list.
 
DD will enforce a good answers : all questions ratio.
 
user259867
Some of them answer more than they ask.
 
You know that to get good answers you need decent questions right? Not everyone can only post answers.
 
I really miss the @Feeds bot right now.
 
meh
 
3:36 AM
He was my best friend.
 
Blankman is 43k nearly 2000 questions, and only 13 answers
 
Aug 26 '14 at 2:30, by Feeds
Stop fucking playing with me
 
user259867
> @jc4p update: literally switched back to iOS due to this offense. -- Rock The Kasra at 8:34 PM - 8 Apr 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
So much for SE Android app development.
 
¡Mañana es otro día!
 
3:38 AM
Oh well. At least I can take comfort in having working Google authentication.
 
!!/lick
 
@SantaClaus licks ice cream cone
 
Aug 26 '14 at 2:27, by Feeds
I love Shog
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: IMEI Number status is unknown AUXUS NOTE 5.5 by Vaibhav on android.stackexchange.com
 
that's a tp right?
not tpu because we don't want to blacklist the user?
@SmokeDetector tp
 
3:49 AM
@James Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
@James But there is no reason to tell Smokey that this title is spam-like...
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp edited
 
@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
!!/blame
 
@James It's SmokeDetector's fault.
3
 
3:51 AM
Anybody know of a 7 letter word thats third letter is u that describes the environment paramecia live in? It's like pond water or something, but that doesn't fit.
 
> I don't know whether I'm a perfect match to my bride or not ? ;) - Mod nomination
 
@bjb568 Somebody needs to make a good crossword solver helper thingy.
 
@pizza ahh right, sorry
 
!!/blame Why is it raining outside?
 
@SantaClaus It's The Wobbuffet's fault.
 
3:52 AM
@SmokeDetector Thats good to know.
 
!!/blame
 
@SantaClaus It's Shog9's fault.
6
 
@SmokeDetector YAS
 
user259867
@bjb568 aquafer
 
3:53 AM
@SmokeDetector YAAS
@pizza looks it up
 
@SmokeDetector YAAAS
 
!find aquifer
 
Isn't it a thing you can get in kittens?
 
@bjb568 plz tell me you aren't serious
 
yes
 
user259867
3:54 AM
Apparently it's spelled aquifer. Who knew. (I'm used to Russian version аквафер)
 
:3278649 I did that, why didn't your bot respond?
 
!!/blame (hmm who else can I blame)
 
@SantaClaus It's Roombatron5000's fault.
 
!find aquifer
 
3:55 AM
computer was shut down
@SantaClaus can't redo
 
!find Santa
 
@SantaClaus It's Qantas 94 Heavy's fault.
 
!!/apiquota
 
@James 6094
 
3:58 AM
(removed)
 
@SantaClaus It's hichris123's fault.
 
@SmokeDetector Yay a good one
 
H&I has ~ 400 posts. Stop blaming, start reviewing.
 
nobody helps, nobody improved
 
bet its full of crap again
 
3:59 AM
If you wanna be mod, improve!
 
meh
bio hw
 
!!/blame who made the H&I queue full of crap
 
@James It's Infinite Recursion's fault.
 
Bahaha, I knew it.
 
What a wretched hive of scum and villainy
 
4:00 AM
@bjb568 Ew
 
H&I's pretty rough. It's pretty much just a forwarder to LQP. I'm glad that link's on the side.
 
@bjb568 When I go to vote for you, I'll just have to say "meh" and vote for @Undo instead.
 
:o
 
wait, when you click question is very low quality where does it go?
 
the underworld
 
4:04 AM
@InfiniteRecursion finally, someone noticed
Geoff slaved all day over a hot keyboard for those tasks
 
@James It'll be featured in the next ISIS video for sure
 
some bio girl wrote with pen on the back of my crossword alyblog.com
such suck
it loads incredibly slow
Also, what on earth is it about?
 
user259867
@Shog9 Do you mean they are automatically pushed to H&I now?
 
more of them are automatically pushed to H&I
we raised and lowered the score threshold for posts (previously only 0-scored posts in that queue) and are allowing posts that don't actually get improved to recirculate through the queue after a while
 
@bjb568 I guess it could be worse.
 
4:07 AM
feel free to spam it
:p
Going to bed now…
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@SantaClaus Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@bjb568 Me too. Night!
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
4:09 AM
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
> How should I go about writing a program that can do something like write something in a text box on a website and press a button?
 
user259867
Please tell me it's an audit.... nope.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How to Decrease in Wrinkles and Fine Lines? by miryaroyed on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
4:15 AM
Night!
 
If I'm out of close votes and come across an H&I question that should just be closed; skip or push to LQ?
 
I open the question in a separate tab and cv it and I skip the review.
Share the link, we will cv it and send it to CVQ :/
 
user259867
@JasonC I think VLQ is meant as a response for everything in H&I that should have been Unsalvageable instead.
 
correct
 
user259867
Which raises the question of how many of those eventually reach mods and get declined because the question is CV-able, not VLQ-grade.
 
Should I VLQ this and skip the review? stackoverflow.com/review/helper/7620737
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Python Counter within a Counter for each item? by user2006018 on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector Is this... a spammer?
 
@pizza Word.
 
user259867
Figuring out how to measure the effectiveness of planting spam with that python script?
 
4:24 AM
After I VLQ'ed the post, the review says "This item is not reviewable."
 
"Earthquake Swarm" is a scary-sounding term I had never come across before today. Reminds me of when weather-people started talking about "polar vortexes."
Darn you, What If xkcd for leading me down that Wikipedia rabbit-hole.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector The OP has a sample of his CSV-format data in there for a moment, removed within grace period. It was an array (or rather object) with spam strings about garcinia. Grr.
 
@InfiniteRecursion you were too slow
 
(In all seriousness, there's no point in letting you review a question you've already said is beyond help)
 
4:29 AM
"Edits must be at least 6 characters - stupid rule" - well that's a pretty blunt approach to getting around the character limit haha.
 
and still rejected. ;) ^
Morning!
 
GOODBYE
I should go to sleep. I'm going to be cranky in the morning.
 
@jadarnel27 Night!
 
@SilentKiller Peace out, yo.
 
user259867
4:37 AM
Not many takers for Next Answer challenge so far. I think the array of functions is intimidating. Conversion from degrees to radians and back? What would that have to do with questions to answer?
 
I think we need more GIS functions
in all seriousness, I think this just takes a little bit of time to chew on
I was playing with it a bit last night; very powerful, but hard to be convinced you have a good general-purpose setup
 
@Shog9 In all seriousness, you're really all seriousness this evening.
 
user259867
Triage has become such a lovefest recently. Everything should be improved, if it doesn't look okay already.
 
user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: For Selecting The Right Weight-Loss Program by mary daviise on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
4:46 AM
@SmokeDetector should be improved
3
 
I don't know why that button still says "should be improved"; H&I only provides a means for non-OPs to edit, and nobody seems to understand the button. It should probably say "good question, poorly formatted" or something that actually lines up with H&I instead.
 
Yeah, I saw that. And thus, H&I continues to be a stream of feces.
 

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