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bjb568

3:08 AM

Very serious.

xkcdBot

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/KAcfF.png

AstroCB

Mustache bot v. 1.0

Well, go ahead; try it out.

Doorknob

!mustache asdf

did it crash it? :P

AstroCB

Nope

Doorknob

aww

AstroCB

3:11 AM

[Error] TypeError: undefined is not an object (evaluating 'html.children[0].href') callback (undefined, line 66)

user259867

Does it work with Gravatar?

Jason C

Oh man, so many platform slogans for next year.

AstroCB

@pizza It should work with any image link, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get it to work with Gravatar because of weird image links.

It just won't onebox properly.

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

xkcdBot

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

AstroCB

mustachify.me/…

Jason C

3:13 AM

@AstroCB What if you do the ! prefix thing that Doorknob mentioned?

AstroCB

@JasonC Oh; I was wondering how he did that.

I kept looking at the image address and it was the same that I was using.

Jason C

38 mins ago, by Doorknob

@JasonC Pro tip: stick a ! in front of the URL to force onebox an image.

AstroCB

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

xkcdBot

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

AstroCB

Hooray; step 2: implement mustache type parameter.

Jason C

3:17 AM

Boom. Now make it take chat room usernames like Cap.

Andrew T.

Hey, since when did I grow mustache!?

Roombatron5000

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/x0h5N.jpg?s=128&g=1&g&s=32

AstroCB

Roombatron5000

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/WTHLs.jpg?s=128&g=1&g&s=32

AstroCB

Jason C

3:22 AM

!mustache bloggerheads.com/images/mustardmanbig.jpg

:'(

Doorknob

> I thought you were moderator already. Your are like, the Jon Skeet of Stack Overflow!

Uhh, pretty sure Jon Skeet is the Jon Skeet of Stack Overflow.

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Jason C

Lol... you just got a rare glimpse of the start of a meme's inevitable downhill slide.

user259867

Gardening self-evaluation is open; let's go rate Frank's answers as super-excellent.

Roombatron5000

is there a way to expand all comments at once?

Doorknob

$('.comments-link').click()

Roombatron5000

3:28 AM

right :)

AstroCB

@JasonC I broke it for a second; try that again.

Roombatron5000

No sign of nicael since the election started, wonder what has up his sleeve

AstroCB

It should reply to you now, too.

Jason C

Lolz somethingawful.com/news/pirated-1999-files

!mustache bloggerheads.com/images/mustardmanbig.jpg

AstroCB

@JasonC It didn't register that as a change to the page since you just said something before that.

xkcdBot

3:31 AM

!mustache bloggerheads.com/images/mustardmanbig.jpg

AstroCB

Jason C

Nice.

Oh man, that somethingawful article is pure gold.

Andrew T.

Later, we got the 4th elected(?) moderator: nicael

Roombatron5000

> I take downvotes personal, so I avoid using them. – rekire 8 hours ago

going to have tough time being mod then

are you not running @door

user259867

yesterday, by Doorknob

Haven't been active very much at all on SO lately, and I'd be taking up a spot that could go to someone with less rep.

bjb568

3:41 AM

When comments are made in spite and by multiple members of a chatroom not know for its good behavior they certainly look abusive. I respect constructive criticism and agree that a candidate's history is important, it is not appropriate for a group of users to band together and bash a candidate because of a past disagreement with cherrypicked incidences and vociferous cries of abuse and misbehavior. I am sorry if I made a perceived offense on the Javascript Chatroom many months ago, but repeatedly seeking out trouble with a particular user unprovoked is not ok. –  bjb568 5 mins ago

What do you think?

user259867

@bjb568 Where is this supposed to go?

bjb568

on election comments, already posted

user259867

Election comments < YouTube comments

bjb568

I don't get why I can't link to them.

Weird.

user259867

Yes, comments under nominations are unlinkable.

user259867

3:43 AM

Spelling it JavaScript might make it more palatable to said room.

user259867

I like the second comment more than the first.

user259867

The first has too many long words, not all of them used correctly.

bjb568

I SUK AT ENGLISH

Qantas 94 Heavy

SPAM stackoverflow.com/questions/29505549/…

Shog9

@bjb568 They both sound like ...

Non-apology apology

A non-apology apology is a statement that has the form of an apology but does not express the expected contrition. It is common in both politics and public relations. It most commonly entails the speaker saying that he or she is sorry not for a behavior, statement or misdeed, but rather is sorry only because a person who has been aggrieved is requesting the apology, expressing a grievance, or is threatening some form of retribution or retaliation. An example of a non-apology apology would be saying "I'm sorry that you feel that way" to someone who has been offended by a statement. This apology...

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bjb568

3:47 AM

Yes

They are.

AstroCB

@AndrewT. Do not be concerned about what you see in the Botlings practice room right now.

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bjb568

I really love the great people in room 17 and hope they can help me become a better person.

Andrew T.

@AstroCB this is a trap!

Shog9

I've carefully analyzed both statements, and condensed them into a shorter, more easily-digested format:

> > I'm sorry you got all butt-hurt back when I was TRYING TO MAKE THE SITE GREAT. It may sound harsh, but NONE CAN STAND BEFORE MY RELENTLESS ONSLAUGHT.

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AstroCB

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

xkcdBot

3:50 AM

AstroCB

No mustache for Shog.

Shog9

I already had a mustache. So it gave me a not-very-good shave.

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bjb568

@Shog9 :D

AstroCB

@AstroCB Fixed.

Braiam

@Roombatron5000 he already made his move, he's just waiting till we notice it

AstroCB

3:52 AM

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

xkcdBot

bjb568

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/7nxqo.jpg

AstroCB

bjb568

Hey, it didn't work.

AstroCB

@bjb568 No mustache for you, either.

Shog9

3:53 AM

didn't even shave the whiskers. I think its razor needs sharpening.

user259867

!mustache gravatar.com/avatar/…

AstroCB

xkcdBot

Braiam

...

user259867

Maybe it did work, but how would we know?

AstroCB

3:55 AM

Now for the ultimate test:

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/PObJM.png

Ooh, xkcdBot kicked.

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/PObJM.png

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

Doorknob

@Roombatron5000 Not this year, no. (See pizza's quote)

user259867

I keep running out of NAA flags on ru.so, grrr. The daily limit is growing so slowly...

bjb568

I hate it when I accidentally hit enter while typing a comment.

SmokeDetector

4:05 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Also created it possible that these fats? by dunnaavish on drupal.stackexchange.com

Braiam

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@Braiam Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

helpful flag #600 on Drupal.

Undo

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/7608117 ... wut?

Roombatron5000

yeap

bjb568

4:07 AM

What's the difference between perdón perdona and perdone?

Andrew T.

Pardon, but I don't understand

bjb568

:p

tchrist

@bjb568 I know whom you could ask.

bjb568

huu?

not the owl

user259867

@bjb568 Spanish Language

Andrew T.

4:10 AM

and maybe -1, no effort forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=738141

bjb568

oh

tchrist

Un perdón is a noun. Perdone is a 3rd person singular subjunctive or polite 3rd person imperative. Perdona is a 3rd person singular indicative or 2nd person singular familiar imperative.

Those are all present tense, where tense applies.

bjb568

much complicate!

tchrist

Not really.

Jason C

This whole "going to bed" thing has been a miserable failure so far tonight.

bjb568

4:12 AM

:p

I already got 4h of nap!

tchrist

Do you want to know what to say when you step on somebody's toe or when you want them to get out of your way?

bjb568

meh

I can just scurry away.

And pass between their legs.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Obesity in America is a big problem? by Xerterweqz on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector true dat

SmokeDetector

@pizza Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

tchrist

4:14 AM

You don't say any of those for the 2nd case, but you do say con permiso or con licencia.

bjb568

With license, I scurry.

tchrist

s/cu/o/

Sciurids scurry. Felids flounce.

AstroCB

!mustache 4 i.stack.imgur.com/KAcfF.png

xkcdBot

AstroCB

Old version.

!mustache 4 i.stack.imgur.com/KAcfF.png

xkcdBot

4:18 AM

2

Test away.

Nasal spider.

Eww, I love it.

Two tarantulas mating.

AstroCB

Needs a classier 'stache.

!mustache 5 i.stack.imgur.com/KAcfF.png

tchrist

4:22 AM

Cinco de Mayo?

xkcdBot

!mustache 5 i.stack.imgur.com/KAcfF.png

I broke things.

Morning!

liar

!mustache 5 i.stack.imgur.com/KAcfF.png

4:24 AM

That's better.

@Shog9 UGT

Is Stack Overflow banned in North Korea? (reading through the result of SO survey)

Roombatron5000

cv-dv-plz stackoverflow.com/q/29256361/3041194

Jason C

I'm playing hangman against this bot with one other person.

Somehow we missed "gimp", "all", and "the", but had no problem with "counterrevolutionaries".

bjb568

4:28 AM

> The fourth act of creation with which the Creator charged Sotuknang was the creation of life. Sotuknang went to the world that was to first host life and there he created Spider Woman, and he gave her the power to create life. First Spider Woman took some earth and mixed it with saliva to make two beings. Over them she sang the Creation Song, and they came to life. She instructed one of them, Poqanghoya, to go across the earth and solidify it. She instructed the other, Palongawhoya, to send out sound to resonate through the earth, so that the earth vibrated with the energy of the Creator.…

> When all this was done, she made human beings, using yellow, red, white, and black earth mixed with her saliva. Singing the Creation Song, she made four men, and then in her own form she made four women. At first they had a soft spot in their foreheads, and although it solidified, it left a space through which they could hear the voice of Sotuknang and their Creator.

Andrew T.

> 48% of respondents never received a degree in computer science.

tchrist

@bjb568 They stand at the East Pole and the West Pole to shepherd the Sun as she circles around the Gates of Night and Noon.

Andrew T.

which might be related to how many scraps posted on SO?

bjb568

@tchrist ok

> The people went down and lived with the ants, who had storerooms of food that they had gathered in the summer, as well as chambers in which the people could live. This went on for quite a while, because after Sotuknang cleansed the world with fire it took a long time for the world to cool off. As the ants' food ran low, the people refused the food, but the ants kept feeding them and only tightened their own belts, which is why ants have such tiny waists today.

Such science.

Explaining the shape of ants.

tchrist

Please, no public formication.

bjb568

4:32 AM

:p

> soon the world spun out of control and rolled over. Mountains slid and fell, and lakes and rivers splashed across the land as the earth tumbled, and finally the earth froze over into nothing but ice.

Basically the ice age?

In a nut shell, right?

tchrist

No. Snowball Earth, furball.

Jason C

@bjb568 It's from some western tribe; Hopi I think. It's not supposed to be science.

AstroCB

!mustache i.stack.imgur.com/ZnrN3.jpg

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