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8:07 AM
Damm @Unihedro, beat me to that comment by 15 seconds :)
You're free to ask them what "IST" stands for.
I'm not interested in the IST, the SOLL is what matters
Is adding to an question a legit edit?
@James generally no
https://stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/7610279 Not english
8:18 AM
I'm getting this bug again:
Q: Upvoting comments in the Low Quality Posts Review Queue does not actually upvote the comment

Unihedro I've tried clicking it with both my mouse and my track pad or on a phone but it really doesn't work, as it doesn't show that the comment has any score at all when I open the post in a new tab.

Mods do have access to who down- or upvoted, right?
@SmokeDetector tpu
only devs
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HAW TO LABEL USING MAPLEX by user on gis.stackexchange.com
8:20 AM
and they can't find out without going through a complicated process
Ah, why is that? Linky?
So voting is anonymous even for mods
@bjb568 Well, your bot now reached the highest level of borkedness...
Eh, they can see if user X voted on a post by going to user X's profile, but they cannot see which users voted on post P.
A: Can admins see who downvoted them? If not, do developers with DB access look it up?

Jeff AtwoodThere is a show votes option for developers, but we explicitly disallow it on our own posts -- to reduce any temptation of looking at votes on our own posts. The intent of the function is to look at voting irregularities at the developer level. And of course developers have access to the underl...

8:22 AM
Yeah, didn't realize it did go that far
@Kabyle then it's a good thing that your accounts got deleted. Please stop asking questions. SO has quality requirements and you obviously fail to meet them, if you managed to get four accounts question banned. — l4mpi 29 secs ago
@J.Steen Linky?
@James Clicky timestamp.
8:27 AM
@J.Steen at least this user is honest about it....
...after getting banned, four times. =D
... but I never got banned on Yahoo Answers! How can this be?
No, my job, my income! Why is life so unfair?

Deal with it

Mar 17 at 10:46, 7 seconds total – 2 messages, 1 user, 3 stars

Bookmarked Mar 17 at 10:46 by Unihedro

8:33 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@J.Steen nothing quite like kicking them while they are down
You mean like this?
The ability to ask questions, and post answers are not linked. You can still answer questions while you have a question ban. That said, if you managed to lock out 4 other accounts...... perhaps your answers were just as awful as your questions. — James 1 min ago
I despise users like this
whiny little shits
@Pham gone
8:37 AM
@James Access denied (this incident will be reported).
@Pham gone
oh, thats a command
Now you'll get reported, be prepared :p
8:38 AM
I am prepared for the black helicopters
@J.Steen Qantas TPA'd that, so...
I'll cover my eyes in case of flying glass shards as they kick the windows in
oops, should have tp'd instead. my bad
@Sam Okay. It's all Qantas' fault.
8:39 AM
@J.Steen At the HQ we prefer to call it off-by-one-human-errors.
@Sam Qantas is off by one? That explains a lot.
@J.Steen the user obviously didn't bother to read word 1 of any of the help tutorial, but bad things are happening, so they'll just whine out in the open and waste everyone's time. It's been migrated from SO to meta, then the user is arguing with the legions of annoyed meta users who are repeatedly pointing out with links why what they have done is utterly unacceptable
Yes, there's a letter missing
* cries *
@J.Steen Actually, he's Qantas 95 Heavy, not 94.
@Qantas94Heavy Don't be sad, have a cookie!
8:40 AM
@ProgramFOX Zing.
I will acquire one. Then you can have it.
What is Pham?
@Pham can I have a smoke cookie?
@James It's a bot to detect low-quality posts and spam on the network. A bit like Smokey, but its main goal is LQ posts.
8:42 AM
it runs in the Low Quality Posts HQ room
@SmokeDetector tpu
@James Blacklisted user.
@James I'm a me!
@Pham Phamhilator.Core is a .NET-based internet bot written in C# which watches over the /realtime tab of Stack Exchange. Owners: Sam, Unihedro, ProgramFOX, Jan Dvorak, Patrick Hofman & Mooseman.
@ProgramFOX sigh, if your English isn't good, don't embellish it with nonsense OP.
8:43 AM
@James You should've done a tp, not a tpu.
@Bart I think that's copy-pasted from the assignment
@SmokeDetector tp
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ why?
8:44 AM
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ As Smokey says, only tpu can be used for answers when marking as true positive.
@James The user is blacklisted, it's just a crappy question, not a crappy user. Only blacklist users which are spammers or constantly provide poor questions.
oh, now I see
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ It was a spammer here. The post was an answer.
so you can't blacklist an answer
don't mind me
@Pro needs to start a Smokey training room for new privileged users
8:45 AM
but but but i did it right
@InfiniteRecursion There's one on chat.se domain
yeah, and the spam's gone
Go to botling training ce... I think I got wrong chat room.
@Unihedro that one is for Smokey training, not for users training :p
ugh much confuze
8:46 AM
@James No, indeed. All tp does is adding the question title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad', so it cannot be used for answers.
ugh much bjb lingo
ugh catz.
ugh future mod
@ProgramFOX but I used tpu so shouldn't that alert us if the user posts again
ugh ugh
8:47 AM
Could do with deletion:
A: What is the quickest, easiest way to compress a mp3 file?

AshenUse MP3 Quality Modifier (freeware). I managed to get some 11MB files down to 2MB. Minor quality loss due to me using 64-bit encoding but the choice to use higher is there as well so enjoy.

Go see a doctor @AndrewT.
inuf-san! >_>
@James It does, yes. tpu blacklists a user, meaning that all of its posts (on one site!) will be reported here.
@ProgramFOX So isn't that what I should have done in this case?
8:48 AM
@James yes
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ I never knew Super User was for programming...
no yes no yes
@James yep, your action was correct here
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Psst. It's on superuser. Not SO.
8:48 AM
And even if a user is incorrectly blacklisted, it's not a too big problem, we have !!/rmblu to undo it :)
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Take a break. =D
Mesmerisingly fluid, that.
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ That should be a new command of mine. :P
8:50 AM
The way the head compresses.
@Bart Hey, did I add anything except bitterness with my comment on that ask-hint question? =D
@J.Steen what, where, who? Bitter? Coffee? ... goes to get coffee
8:51 AM
Blame... C# apparently,.
That's a new one.
Will you be running for mod?
Unfortunately some mods candidates really shouldn't be
I have a sneaking suspicion I know who @JanDvorak means.
8:54 AM
@J.Steen "some" and plural form :)
my eyes hurt
some = more than one
maybe its time to go home
@J.Steen if only he would be more vocal about it then I would know as well. But the man is so subtle.
The Mystery Of Jan's Message
8:54 AM
cya @James
seeya @James
So subtle.
8:55 AM
The Subtle Owl.
@Unihedro I am at work and we just had a bank holiday so I can't get the motivation to do work
Based on the number of animals that run for mod you would think this is the election for animalfarm.se
8:56 AM
cya @James
@Phorce :[
work is sooo boring
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
do you mean animalfarm.se?
Work sucks.
James showing 2 avatars.
8:56 AM
@JanDvorak yes I do
I'm not visiting any of those sites.
Why? are you swedisht?
@JanDvorak Yes, actually.
Protip: If you don't want to be pinged, change your name to Shog9.
8:59 AM
@SilentKiller Yeah, there are two different James in here.
@InfiniteRecursion Yeah, @Shog9 never gets enough mentions.
Is it me, or do the avatars on the right look terribly grainy?
@James you should really change your name. Either of you.
@Bart Drink less absinthe before lunch.
@Bart put on your glasses
9:00 AM
Clean your glasses yourself @Bart.
@ProgramFOX mean one ping 2 notifications. ;)
Inb4 @Unihedro's nomination mysteriously disappears
Inb4 @Unihedro mysteriously disappears.
@InfiniteRecursion hey, I will have you know I just rubbed myself against a nearby sweater
D: But Shog9 is such a kind and nice person who totally wouldn't murder people who ensures he's remembered!
9:01 AM
@J.Steen how do you expect me to get anything done?
Inb4 @Unihedro gets a lot of mysterious pings
@Bart we don't want to know...
@Bart Switch to vodka.
a removed ping
Inb4 @Unihedro mysteriously stops chatting.
9:02 AM
That's a bit open-ended
something fishy. ^ :P
@Unihedro is unlikely to disappear; he has a crab to protect him.
@Pham How many pings are we at now?
Nothing's more mysterious than a message that isn't there
Downvoters' hat! :D
9:03 AM
@Sam ... 7397 :P
Inb4 @Sam pings @Unihedro
9:04 AM
Inb4 @J.Steen returns from lunch after they finish their lunch.
Inb4 @Inf pings @Uni pings @Pro pings @Sil pings @J.s pings @Jan pings @Pha pings @bar pings @ren
@Sam uh... what?
Inb4 Sam gets kicked for pings :P
Inb4 @Sam is paid "a visit" ...
9:06 AM
Inb4 series of unfortunate events pings
@sam when you see @Bart say Hi to him from me...
Inb4 someone stalks Sam and finds his location...
@rene I'm not sure I'll get a chance, @Bart would've probably fallen for my coffee trap before getting to my door.
9:09 AM
only if Sam runs a bot on his computer. Oh wait
Lot of mod candidates want to clean up , send them to android.se to clear the First Post queue.
@JanDvorak I'll have 3 of 'em running soon. :p
@InfiniteRecursion What I've noticed is that they don't seem to have many reviews in the CV queue; most only do ~1000, likely only for the badge.
It'd be too edgy of a question though, so I held off.
@JanDvorak Don't worry, the mods will certainly enjoy this. I sent them a message telling them all about it. — Qantas 94 Heavy 2 mins ago
@Qantas94Heavy a... custom flag for spam? C'mon, the community should be able to handle this just fine. — Jan Dvorak 40 secs ago
9:13 AM
Nuked it
oh. gone
@JanDvorak how disappointing.
How's it?
Don't you enjoy the company of spam? ;)
@InfiniteRecursion Most possibly we don't drive thru FPQ since we can just refresh the page and read each active post
9:16 AM
@Unihedro Yes, it's unfortunate. They have no Meta participation, no voting, no reviews. They all mention two things in common in their nomination posts: vote for us for our XYZ timezone and android-tag cleanup :(
@InfiniteRecursion Welp, I just hope the better people win, I have no intent to pick on them :)
@AndrewT. :O
@AndrewT. Good point...
@bjb's inglish has significantly improved in the comments of his nomination post :)
9:24 AM
@InfiniteRecursion that's his campaign team speaking
@SmokeDetector tpu
@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
Nordic devs drink much more coffee than most. Uh, I don't consider where I live to be part of the Nordic...
... and why is Suisse not on that list given Bart's addiction..
9:33 AM
hmm... chocolate coffee...
@rene apparently I don't count as "Swiss" just yet. I have to be here for 12 years. 4 more to go.
blacklist candidate repairpstrecovery.com
blacklist candidate downloadscanpst.com
@InfiniteRecursion the question is asking for
@InfiniteRecursion closed
9:45 AM
blacklist candidate shopnhlbruins.com
@bummi added
@ProgramFOX thanks, the other two too?
no, hadn't seen those
@bummi now they are
9:54 AM
@ProgramFOX :)
spam askubuntu.com/q/606698/184892 still standing
@bummi gone
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Tracking what causing Alarm Clock messages in the logs by ChrisMu on unix.stackexchange.com
Om nom nom lunch.
inb4 coffee.
10:08 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: A Look At Swift Secrets For Body Building by Amanda konen on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
So sloooooooow.
it's the body checker; it uses batching to save requests
Makes sense.
Forget I complained.
10:12 AM
hi shog9, i sent a disown-question request to stackoverflow team
Those may take some time to process
If that is your worry
But we appreciate the extra ping.
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: raster image display by user46218 on gis.stackexchange.com
10:24 AM
@SmokeDetector fpu
@rene Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
@J.Steen Oh, it just got a twist towards religion...
Now I'm interested
That should teach me not to go get coffee.
10:35 AM
Hmm, never knew Martijn was islamic...
@rene twist towards getting your account nuked
Because I'm missing the drama!
I want to upvote that comment and flag it for the f-strike
I flagged his islamophobic and narrowminded shit opinion comment as offensive.
@Bart ... again? That would be a real drama...
10:36 AM
oh my god, it just PILES ON.
@J.Steen no surprise if people keep poking.
@Bart Well. Everyone wants the last word.
dupe or not, maybe it should be deleted?
Just hand Martijn his diamond already so he can nuke this stuff.
I'll remove my comment. I feel bad if that moron turns to Quora...
10:39 AM
Edit it to Yahoo! Answers.
@Clive you can use a flag. Or just Walk Away and Let It Go. — Jan Dvorak 46 secs ago
stupid double pun?
@Bart The comment included both options. =D
Well played
And it's NUKED.
Yay, gone.
10:39 AM
Which returns it to SO.
Q: Why my profile is deleted?

KabyleWhy my profile has been deleted with all my questions and answers ? yesterday I set a bounty on a question and now everything is gone. I have 4 accounts here, all of them deleted. Do not get me wrong: I never upvoted for each others.

lol, everytime you open the tab, people in tavern are talking about "How to nuke a question"
And there, gone by author.
@bummi I think they're advertising the company they "found"
10:42 AM
@JanDvorak I'd assume the same .... but .... (AGF?)
Assume good faith I don't
@Bart gives a lot of declines :/
would need a look superuser.com/q/260172/172747 one of the answers too
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: send message via imessage from iWatch app by anupam mishra on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Cheap And Natural Pimple Treatments by gaydi gius on meta.stackexchange.com
11:04 AM
He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. — Tim Post ♦ 5 hours ago
A more sinister wording of this question is "How can I get you to resign if I don't like you as a mod?" — ryanyuyu 13 hours ago
Life feels better when you sleep more than 5h.
So, will you try to use more conventional speaking now? :D
11:08 AM
If the diamond fixes your grammar I might consider your nomination
@bjb568 Take a break...you just woke up after a 5h sleep...
@JanDvorak :O
keywords: might, consider
by no way does it mean I will actually vote for BJB
11:28 AM
Gamification reached 100% commitment, but too late for this week's Launch Tuesday.
I'm not sure what to expect of that launching site :p
Their top meta post: Gamification kills Gamification
Looks flagable here: graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/50846/34253, his other post on photo... is IMHO not flagable since the question is asking for
Destroy in a fire:
Too many questions, too few cv's...
11:46 AM
Run for mod then. And host amazing campaigns so you win. Then unlimited CV's!
I hesitate to post another question to close.
There are just too many.
Unlimited cv's. And repeated cv's.
This person has been on SO over a year and still haven't learned how to use editing or code formatting properly: stackoverflow.com/questions/29513582/…
@J.Steen one day.
But not today though, sorry.
@J.Steen: wait till you see users who have been here 5 years and still don't know how to write a question that's longer than one line.
@Qantas94Heavy Too late.
Too harsh?
It shouldn't take 10 minutes to drag a complete question out of someone. Read the help pages on how to ask good questions with complete descriptions of what you're trying to do, why it doesn't work, and what you've tried. Short and concise example code, the error you get, all these things are necessary to help you. — J. Steen 27 secs ago
11:51 AM
It ^
I like
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in title: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@! by user1930591 on stackoverflow.com
@Unihedro You beat me with rolling back by 4 seconds :P
unclear, right?
11:55 AM
more vandalism
rolled back again
one more vote to close
more vandalism... is a mod flag appropriate now?
@Qantas94Heavy scored!
> edited 9 secs ago

edited just now
an auto-flag should be already be on its way
11:57 AM
Rolled back in 5 seconds :|
Just delete or lock the bloody thing.
did he give up?
No, he tried again but I rolled it back in 1 second

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