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12:00 PM
They're persistent.
 
so is the tavern
 
Needs a lock and a spank. Maybe several.
Never get into a rollback war.
 
@tchrist mods will be informed on rollbacks
 
Is that the best way to attract their attentions?
 
will be done already
 
12:01 PM
this is getting ridiculous
 
Yeah, we really don't need this many revisions. Just let them be. xD
 
Well, we could shoot for a record
 
This is not helping. And you are not educating the user.
 
Let a mod step in ....
 
Bart left a comment.
 
12:03 PM
@JanDvorak Gamification hasn't aired yet.
 
Please don't deface your question. That is inappropriate and will get you in trouble. If you don't want to be associated to this question any more, contact the team using the "contact us" link at the bottom and request disassociation. — Bart 1 min ago
 
^ smart
 
if we downvote the answer, will that allow self-deletion?
 
Yep, but don't do it for the sake of it.
 
^^^^
 
12:04 PM
Moot point. Deleted
 
aw, plzzz
Nuked by BTL
 
Ah, good old BaconTomatoLettuce
 
Is the user also nuked? Suspended?
 
... Who's BTL?
 
Bill
 
12:06 PM
@J.Steen nope
@Unihedro Bill the Lizard
 
Ohhh
 
Not even suspended
 
did someone expand the link here? http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/50846/34253
 
Why should he be?
 
@Bart Because he defaced his own post by calling SE nazis. =D
 
12:07 PM
@J.Steen del
 
Resetting his rep would have been fine with me
 
@J.Steen Meh, everyone gets to be an idiot once. Only I get to make a career out of it.
 
@Bart You've made so much more than a career out of it.
 
@J.Steen "Legacy" comes to mind.
 
@Bart Your gift to future generations.
 
12:08 PM
*you're a
 
Much like the return of measles is the gift of the US.
 
Eurogifts.
 
I don't even pretend to have a valid point.
 
:p
 
Points don't need to be valid. They just need to be made over and over again at an increasing volume.
 
12:10 PM
Oohhh. So, meta.
 
It's what I do.
 
then why do we punish those garcinia guys again?
 
We don't.
 
We don't?
 
We don't?
 
Sam
12:11 PM
We don't?
 
\o/
 
Suddenly, someone doing the wave.
 
29 revisions, btw
 
This question makes NO sense. stackoverflow.com/questions/29514315/…
 
true
Write code. — Unihedro 11 secs ago
There goes my two cents.
 
12:16 PM
he's looking for dx/dt. Parsing that time format in SQL won't be easy though
 
I still don't get how he's going to get litre out of that.
He knows how far he's gone, how long it took... but then what.
He'll need to know the fuel expenditure.
 
he won't get liters, actually
 
It makes no sense.
No. He won't.
Which is what I'm saying.
 
no sense is a sense
 
he can still get velocity
 
12:18 PM
In litres?
 
Gallons.
 
I'm going five litres per light year!
 
I thought velocity was in pounds per rotational speed.
 
You have to pay to go faster? Makes sense.
 
maybe if he knew the engine he could convert between velocity and fuel consumption
 
12:19 PM
Foot-pounds per arc second second.
 
Which simply amounts to furlongs per square hecto-Pascal.
See, now was that really so difficult?
 
Heavy.
 
per megabyte
 
Squared
 
Mibibyte.
 
12:21 PM
Why didn't we have this conversation in that person's question's comment thread.
It would have given meaning to its existence.
 
17 reasons why not.
 
He didn't include code.
 
He didn't include anything.
 
We don't Tavern for free you know
 
We don't?
 
12:22 PM
We don't?
 
How do you think I can afford my lifestyle?
 
Do glasses have lifestyles?
 
that ^^^^
 
In taberna quando sumus non curamus quid sit humus.
 
@Bart extortion
 
Sam
12:23 PM
@Bart Trade your stars at the StarExchange?
 
Tam pro papa quam pro rege bibunt omnes sine lege.
 
@J.Steen ^ wat!?!
 
wat?
 
12:28 PM
> It has to be hard coded using only console. Not with classes and methods.
 
wat.
Oh! Litre time function guy has updated!
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Q: How do i get Average Speed (MPH) with these values in SQL

TheBosnianGuyMILES | TIME |640|14h17min| |729|16h11min| |517|10h19min| This is an example but I have to do this across hundreds of records. How would I be able to get An Average Speed (MPH) using an SQL script with these values? I was thinking about turning the time values from '14h17min' into '%min...

 
Ah, average speed ... well, I'm out.
 
F for effort
 
Z for effort.
 
@SmokeDetector delete
edited
 
12:31 PM
Thanks for fixing that eyesore.
The other answer is NAA, by the way.
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A: Copy/paste implementation in file manager using ClipBoardManager android

Felipe MossoYou may want to take a look at this Android guide: http://developer.android.com/guide/topics/text/copy-paste.html

 
@Bart There are 4.1681818e+12 liters per cubic mile statutorily but 6.3521822e+12 nautically. It is unclear which system the OP wishes to apply.
4 if by land, 6 if by sea.
 
Is the litre per metric cubit seconds squared question worth reopening?
 
African or European?
 
@J.Steen sql is broad ...
 
@bummi So's a highway.
 
12:38 PM
Arc minutes != metric minutes
This is why we can’t land a man on Mars.
 
Public transportation minutes != any minutes.
 
Only during nights and weekends.
 
I thought we couldn't land a man on Mars because of all the aliens?
 
No oil = no interest
 
I thought you needed banks for interest...
 
12:43 PM
@J.Steen nah, banks nowadays are places where you put your money to slowly see it disappear
 
what happened to SmokeDetector?
 
!!/status
 
@ProgramFOX Running since 09:55:00 UTC (170 minutes)
 
hm
not doing much at the moment
 
if there's no spam, it doesn't do anything
 
12:46 PM
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
I think it woke up.
 
there's already a pending edit on the question, I'll leave it
 
yeah, my edit :p
 
12:49 PM
Remember that user who created an edit bot that ended up flooding the queue with useless edits?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: number of experience treatment opinions by Suzer Mou on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
SmokeDetector's a kind of review queue when you think about it, just needs one person to review
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ So is Pham!
Except, it's network-wide.
 
12:53 PM
true
has anyone else tried the Facebook mobile app today and found it won't load anything?
 
What's facebook?
2
 
apparently it's been down since midnight UTC, so probably some security certificate issue
 
What's "mobile app"?
what's "security"?
 
Facebook is an extension of the Buttsaver project.
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Working on Windows Phone
 
12:56 PM
Looks like it might be Android and iOS then
 
1:08 PM
 
Flaggetyflag...
60 accounts, I think.
 
abusive?
 
@J.Steen Wasn't this exact question also posted yesterday by the same user?
 
I wouldn't know, I can't see deleted posts.
I still need 2k5 rep for that.
 
1:22 PM
And I know we shouldn't stalk users, but... uh... stackoverflow.com/questions/29487020/…
Does it need to be closed? Or just downvoted for being useless?
 
tl;dr
 
@JanDvorak How to upload repo to github, in a bulleted list, as a question.
 
@bummi DV'ed and flagged.
 
1:27 PM
@SmokeDetector O_O
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Blacklisted user.
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
Hard to flag in Portuguese...
But it's "esta não é uma resposta"
NAA.
 
1:28 PM
*NEUR
 
Fine.
I thought you were just a grammar/language nazi in English.
 
I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages.
 
This suggestion needs to be rejected as too minor (and not conforming to standardised C# formatting): stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/7614562
 
@JanDvorak I can't read in many more languages than that.
 
1:32 PM
@J.Steen the word in language **** in might feel ... mhhh ... I have a problem with this :( (sorry regional reason)
 
My bad. Sorry.
I'll use pedant from now on.
 
@J.Steen :) thanks
 
Would have to ask a room admin to remove that post though. Too late to edit.
 
you could ping Inf
 
Could be a personal sensitivity of me, no harm done
 
1:37 PM
It'll be out of the window soon enough. =D
 
@J.Steen ROs can only move messages, not delete them
 
@ProgramFOX I meant sandbox it. Whatevah. =D
 
blacklist candidate myanmar.cm
 
spam superuser.com/q/899151/172747 again fast and FURIOUS
 
1:40 PM
Unclear What You're Asking, the new Not A Real Question.
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ spam
 
Do we need a last-posts review queue as well?
 
back again :/
 
The person who said no action needed needs to... be actioned.
Even if it wasn't spam, it's not an answer. It's shite.
 
1:43 PM
not everybody knows about their spam
 
^^
 
btw. why did no bot show it?
 
Smokey has it in its list, but not all SO questions appear on /realtime.
Mar 5 at 2:31, by Shog9
@hichris123 IOW, even though questions in review aren't explicitly excluded right now, you don't see every question posted.
 
Pham is running too, he should know?
 
Pham, that sexy police-hat-wearing beast.
I should quite possibly take a break.
 
1:46 PM
@bummi I re-added the term. Perhaps it got lost somewhere, or something.
 
fine :)
 
Low Quality A (TPA'd by ProgramFOX): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, by Your Professor, on math.stackexchange.com.
 
^ needs rollback
 
Flagged as troll.
 
Your_Mom this morning :/
 
1:48 PM
=D
Your mom is such a troll that she lives under a bridge.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Evaluating the limit of a gamma function by Your Professor on math.stackexchange.com
 
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ Blacklisted user.
 
@J.Steen Deleted.
 
@J.Steen I voted to delete to old one
 
Fine.
 
disputed troll ...
 

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