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00:33
@Asuna story of my Life as an SU mod ;p
@MEEisJohannGambolputty... technically network suspensions are so rare and so serious the questions shouldn't be asked frequently
And there's often a tangled tale and stressed out mods at their wits end
01:27
@rene so away?
Rob
Rob
01:53
@Mrs.Robinson A great candidate, it will be unfortunate to lose him as a fellow user.
02:31
@Mrs.Robinson thanks, and I have expected this response ;p
03:02
@Rob you never stop being a user even as a mod.
You just get a bigger, shinier hammer
 
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05:12
Someone look at suggested edit queue (tag wiki & excerpt edit)?
05:54
I find this week to be rather stagnant
Morning!
06:24
Morning!
unclear task, no supervisor, great time in the office...
@Bookends gone
@Bookends Last few hours with the Nespresso team, then I'm off to work on a nice, clear, well-defined task.
Today is going to be such a good day :)
Great! :D
06:56
@Tinkeringbell Make sure to have one final fight ... ;)
I called a service delivery manager useless yesterday, so I didn't make friends in that part of the organization ....
@rene Sprint retrospective should allow that XD. 'Sadly' Nespresso is on vacation this week, so I can't go out with a bang ;)
Aaaaawwwwww :D
@rene Well... If they're useless they're useless, not much gain by pretending otherwise ;)
@rene Yeah, that's my mood right now, I guess ;)
@Tinkeringbell This one started with "let me explain what OTAP means" to me and 2 other senior folks with years of experience in software development.
@rene ah. That sounds familiar ;)
And.. what did it mean this time?
07:04
I lectured how we implemented release management. I guess he now knows that he didn't knew what OTAP meant.
@rene Hahaha. Though.. I've lately been on the other side: getting those lectures from 'senior devs' and they are all wrong :P
yep
Don't you love this I have no idea why that formula is what it is .... "Huh?" specs
Luckily I'm not a manager...
well ... I try not to act as one ...
@rene I've developed a thorough dislike of those during the past few months.
@rene that's the hard part ;)
07:21
@JohnLocke thank you!
07:42
In case anyone want to identify this 'mayonnaise' song...
08:13
@ShadowWizard no
Hey, mods, would you like to accept/clear some pending tag synonyms?
08:31
@Mithrandir oh. So where is it?
08:42
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog re this comment: I'd rather not mention Charcoal / Metasmoke in comments, we do not want to make spammers familiar with our tools. In such cases, it's better to use a custom mod flag IMHO.
09:01
morning
morning
09:15
@ShadowWizard still in the North, just a bit away
09:28
Apparently that upcoming SO election link was a leak? No related meta posts found :O
@Bookends ?
14 hours ago, by Yvette Colomb
https://stackoverflow.com/election/11
2019 election, but all links still point to 2018, and no "questionnaire collection" meta post yet
@Bookends starts on Mar, 4th
MSO post is expected 6 to 8 days before that date
mumble....
I think it is time I revise the official Meta.SE shirt
May 5 '15 at 10:22, by SPArchaeologist
user image
09:54
..... maybe something like this could work?
10:10
@Mithrandir that's really helpful! :D
@Bookends leak?! Hurry, angry MSO post in order! :P
@ShadowWizard or someone trying the next election number on all SE sites everyday...
Anyway.... just got out of meeting..... I ranted in the recent past about not having dev work.... that's about to change the opposite..... going to be flooded and have insane schedule. :( :(
About a year worth of work is going to have to be done in three months.
@ShadowWizard That doesn't sound like it was a good meeting
I survived mine too, now on to better days :D
.... and done reading the next issue of Stackengers: Meta War
@Tinkeringbell smile still there?
10:21
@ShadowWizard It's back. It was gone a little bit during the meeting, but it's back :)
@Tinkeringbell it was good... initial planning of a very big project where I'm the lead developer. :/
@Tinkeringbell good! Don't let it drop again! :P
@ShadowWizard Yeah but if they didn't listen to you and now have expectations that are too high :/
@Tinkeringbell yeah... well, luckily the client is friendly so it won't become too ugly when things delay, so it's not that bad. :)
Well, that made me LOL a lot.... ..... :D
This is not even physically plausible, regardless of being a terrible idea. Phones don't use high enough voltage to deliver a shock, and there's no path for a current loop. Plus, the Mythbusters tested conductivity of pee streams, and the stream very quickly breaks up into drops separated by air gaps. Getting a laminar flow over any distance is very hard. Standing right next to an electric fence is one of the only ways you can get a shock. Even peeing on the third rail of an electric train track is unlikely, because it's that much lower down. — Peter Cordes 7 hours ago
Kind of trolling the troll. :P
@JNat thanks! (+3) :)
@JNat and a new cross site spammer... thanks! :D
10:43
@ShadowWizard That's a good thing then :)
@Tinkeringbell yup
11:08
@ShadowWizard add 4 devs ...
11:30
seems the chat is very slow today... oh, well.
11:43
I've been on a train
I've had meetings most of the morning...
I've got all afternoon for myself though ;)
I'm at home.
12:02
... can anyone Zalgoify this?
@rene add 4 times the amount of money client paying ...
;)
@rene I wish I was too.
sending @Tink home
Doesn't work that way ;)
I have to fill this office chair for a little less than 3 hours. Then I can go take a train home ;)
@ShadowWizard I just received a... crude(?) joke comment on your HNQ :S
12:11
@Tinkeringbell Put a stuffed doll then, it will fill the chair just fine. ;)
@Bookends heh, saw it. Well, "tapping physically" kind of inviting such jokes, in a sense. ;)
12:32
btw
@ShadowWizard since you changed your avatar...
> Fizban -- a crazy old wizard with faulty memory -- is a trademark of TSR ... er, Wizards of the Coast, Inc. and is used here without their permission. On the other hand Zifnab -- a crazy old wizard with faulty memory -- is a character wholly owned by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman.
> Neither of these characters bear any resemblance whatsoever to Zanfib -- a crazy old wizard with faulty memory -- from the Starshield books by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman. We hope this has cleared up this question once and for all.
lol where is it from?
And yes I read the books with Zanfib, took me a while to figure out what's going on.
:D
@ShadowWizard Wayback Machine, originally found on official Weis&Hickman site
 
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14:34
Taken from the Help+Support page of the Azure Portal, shown when attempting to create a new support request:
Not only they basically suggest: "go annoy SO users with your support request, why are you here?"
@Derpy Reads differently to me.
Like it's not encouraging asking, but searching.
@Tinkeringbell on twitter too?
@Derpy No, the Twitter one says you can contact them there.
@Tinkeringbell so you agree that it IS telling you to use twitter to get support instead of opening a ticket on the official, dedicated channel?
@Derpy Not sure. It might also be telling you to use twitter to get help with opening your ticket.
Also, why do you think Azure would only have one channel?
Most companies nowadays have webcare, and in more than 1 place.
14:44
I want babycare. :D
For yourself? :P
@Tinkeringbell to be fair, that would be like SE having a link to Shog twitter account on the "Ask New Question" page.
By which I mean that that banner is displayed after you already pressed the "new support ticket" button
I can agree with the "search on SO" thing (albeit it is fun when MS suggest you try and search on SO instead of searching their own documentation. They must know said documentation is lacking at best)
the twitter thing... still seems just an attempt at distracting the user from opening the ticket.
@Derpy They seem to have forgotten that SO Documentation is also completely lacking
@JohnDvorak sure! :D
15:05
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog trust me - they seem to have forgot many things while developing the Azure Portal.
Including common sense
About to change form very soon...watch out for fur
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog saw, taken notice of the timing, already ordered my next cosplay costume. Seems is time for some Wizard of Oz.
Maybe I could ask AJ to lend me her old costume instead. Probably still has it from Nightmare Night.
15:21
!!/coffee g3r
@ShadowWizard brews a cup of Affogato for @g3r
o/
So, how is g3rv5?
oh wait...
Nov 14 '18 at 13:35, by g3rv4
or... g3rv4.1
So that was final? ^
Maybe... @g3rv4 beta? :D
I'm tempted to say that with the lack of sleep, I'm working as g3rv1
rofl
So you really need that coffee, don't you? ;)
15:24
oh yeah, straight to my veins
Well, I manage with 4 hours of sleep, which is one hour less from what I had before having children.
damn, you'd get your full sleep with Amelia... she slept 7 hours straight yesterday
I enter hibernate mode in the evening, that helps.
but she started at 8pm (and we go to sleep at 12, so we enjoyed those 4 hours by being adults)
My brain is asleep, but body still doing the routine stuff. :D
15:25
sounds useful
My son inherited that ability, it's amazing, e.g. he's doing bath while he's asleep. For real. Daughter doesn't have that ability thogh.
@g3rv4 whoa... so unfair. My baby daughter (2 years old) never, in her whole life, slept more than 3 hours straight. Never.
daaaaamn... our baby had her first 6 hours in a row before she turned a month
e.g. if she falls asleep at 9 PM (which is very rare, usually 10 PM) she will wake up max at 12 AM and want a bottle of milk.
I guess... we're... lucky?
Then suppose she sleeps at 12:30 again.... she'll wake up no later than 3:30 again and want another bottle.
15:28
so hard to tell right now :P this whole experience is...
how old is she?
@g3rv4 2.01
2 years old :facepalm:
Well, most burden is on wife... I'm used to not sleep.
I can't read or follow a conversation it seems
15:29
it's going to be fun first day after paternity leave
@g3rv4 yes you are! :)
@g3rv4 oh you're still on a leave?
I took 6 weeks off full time and now I have 12 weeks part time (we get 12 weeks to use how we think is best)
today is my first half-day :)
@g3rv4 nice! My workplace offers no such thing, wife got the standard 3 months and took 3 extra months.
it's quite a perk... by law, in my country I would have had 3 days
@g3rv4 wow... that's... not much.
Law here recently changed or is still changing, something about the option to split the leave between the parents.
15:32
nope, wife would get 3 months though (although as she's independent, she doesn't have neither an income nor a job to get back to)
e.g. 2 months for the mother, one month for the father.
But it's still dependant on workplace, they can deny such thing.
Otherwise many small businesses will just fall apart, I guess. (Even with some compensation from the government)
Anyway... go get some rest... or work on the translation app.... ;)
You still work on that app? @g3r
yeah, I totally see the point... although... when a company does what Stack does, you get lots of good vibes from your employees
yeah, I do... we're using it on the 4 intl sites
I'm hating past self for deciding to use react though
@g3rv4 true, but then again, you also have risk to become short of money and things like Black November happen. So it's not all bright.
@ShadowWizard welp, I've always worked for US companies at-will, so that's always been a risk I'm aware of
When you give too much, you might not have enough left for yourself.
@g3rv4 nice! The room is still alive?
15:36
I've never worked in an office in my country, and all my employers could fire me from one day to the next... OTOH, I make way more money than what I'd be paid in my country, so I can have savings for when that happens
@g3rv4 eh. Why? Can't it be undone?
@ShadowWizard it is, I saw someone unfroze it and asked, so yay!
@g3rv4 kudos!
@ShadowWizard it can, but the day I sat to try to undo it, I realized it would take me 3 or 4 days for no real benefit... and more importantly, it would be boring work
@g3rv4 yet again, guess you're lucky to find remote jobs like that... or just very smart. :D
@g3rv4 hmm... well... our chief developer has habit to rewrite his framework (yes, he wrote whole framework) once in a year or so. He spends full week on it, usually, and it let him do things much faster.
So maybe it's worth to spend those days, if it means faster development later on. Or less bugs. :)
15:40
@ShadowWizard luck played an important role... started working on RentACoder, got a steady gig, worked 6 years there, started a blog about a technology I liked, people started contacting me to work with them... then I was hired by a company, got lots of mooola, the company bankrupted and I found myself applying for jobs. Nobody would make an offer after I applied to hundreds of places until Stack did :)
@g3rv4 whoa... weird that in the beginning people contacted you, then you say you applied to hundreds of places to no avail. Also, what's "mooola"? lol
Anyway, glad things turned out the way they did! :D
@ShadowWizard yup, that's how tides work :) moola = $$$
Spanish?
at some point I was rejecting offers, then I couldn't find a job I liked
15:42
(moola = money... moooola = lots of it)
heh, never heard of that.
@ShadowWizard naw
It's american I think
Slang, yeah. Saw now.
@g3rv4 So, people like Bill Gates have mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooola? ;)
I wonder... how much each "o" is worth?
:D
15:46
it's exponential
oh
heh, my question is still hot with 13.9 hotness points.... guess it will cool down in couple of hours though as it gets no new activity or votes. :)
@g3rv4 you happen to have some inside info about the future of Hot Network Questions? I am really curious what it will become, as Tim said it's going to change drastically or just go away. ;)
@ShadowWizard not really... I'm working on the Enterprise team now, and we don't have HNQ there (since customers don't really have a network)
@g3rv4 ohh... well, maybe they're better without it. :)
heh, the trollish answer is deleted.
Probably from review, or by the single site mod who is still active there.
@Mooseman still tuned :D

Everything you wanted to know about @g3rv4 and @ShadowWizard and was afraid to ask! :D

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hehe ;)
16:05
xD
lol
16:20
fix-a-thing vs. whack-a-mole
@Stijn umm... why not just flag one of their posts?
Don't think it's a good idea to target users here like that.
maybe
I've flagged an MSO post, hopefully in a week or so a moderator will have seen it.
@Stijn well, watch this.
@YvetteColomb @BhargavRao hey, can you please check @Stijn flag on MSO about a user who keeps editing old posts with no good reason? Thanks! :)
No need for Shog. :)
thank you :)
Sure thing!
16:26
@Derpy Perfect amount of chaos for me :P
Still not 100% sure they'll do it quickly, but chances are better now.
hmm... it's night for both of them, so wait 6-8 hours before getting panicked. @Stijn ;)
Better not ping all mods, even I got my limits. lol
(e.g. Andy is also here)
@ShadowWizard Honestly. Cutting in line is rude :P
@Tinkeringbell hmm?
cutting in line
whatever you meant by that? :D
@ShadowWizard line/queue jumping?
Does that make more sense to you?
@ShadowWizard SO mods handle flags quickly.
16:29
@Tinkeringbell oh... but who does that? Afraid joke is missed. lol
oh...
See your point now @Tink
Thick headed, sorry :D
But no... @Yve gave me her full permission to do those things! ;)
Let me find it...
uh oh
Well... not what I remember but still:
Dec 10 '18 at 9:30, by Yvette Colomb
ping me again or flag it if it continues
It continues? :P
So something related to edit again... think it fits. Though tightly. :D
we make it fit
16:33
lol
Almost flagged as sexist! :D
@rene or let it break? ;)
some typos are worse then others ...
@rene or horse, in case of Yve.... :P
oh wait, he's here....
making one last coffee
@Bookends Mr. Wizard Werehog
hehehe
16:36
lol
!!/coffee anyone-who-wants
@ShadowWizard brews a cup of Macchiato for @anyone-who-wants
!!/tea @ping
@ShadowWizard brews a cup of chamomile tea for @ping
ohh no super ping.
☕️
16:37
!!/blame no milk!
!!/tea no one.
@ShadowWizard It's g3rv4's fault.
@Bookends brews a cup of passionfruit tea for @no
@g3rv4 Smokey says you took all the milk. :D
16:38
!!/coffee no  one!
@Bookends brews a cup of Affogato for @no
huh, someone strips all teh unicode...
or i was an idoit
@ShadowWizard that's a big fat lie. Everybody knows I don't have any milk with my coffee. I'd challenge Smokey to a duel.
@g3rv4 Challenge accepted.
En garde!
5
O_O
Recently Smokey starting to be self-conscious :|
user302202
16:54
> Java is gone — it doesn’t show up within the top 10 questions any more.
the only question was "how to convert from String to int" -_-
meh
Question view count doesn't necessarily mean it's less popular
17:16
meh, medium
@ShadowWizard don't worry about flags on SO or MSO, we will handle it eventually...
The average handling time for the past 15000 flags on main is less than 20 minutes..
We ain't no bunch of lazy mods... ;)
That is not for you to decide .., that is where Meta is for ...
I see myself out ...
MSO is a bunch of nice but different people.
On a nice Sunday morning, some people go on a spree and vote to close all the [status-no-repro] posts..
and then some more people go on a spree and vote to reopen all posts which has a [status-*] tag.
some others go and edit old posts to make some changes.
few more go and fix broken images on forgotten posts
finally some people look at all this and silently ask themselves
"WAT IS HAPNING?"
17:33
why the hell are we editing 4 year old posts that noone cares about
to move a period
@BhargavRao I have one rule for code, and since this week it also goes for version control, and based on your description now also for MSO: if I don't need pen and paper to figure out what happens, it's not that bad :P
I used to keep a pen and paper to figure out what is happening on MSO.
Turned out that 1 ream of A4 paper wasn't enough
Then it's bad :P
17:39
I quickly shifted to using txt files.
Now I have some 3 pen drives of it, and have added one more on my Amazon wishlist.
@KevinB I tried to post a nice comment, not sure if I succeeded
👍
nicer than a comment i left last night that was instantly deleted
Hmm, just saw that starred message (with 4 stars) by Shog9. I wonder how many of the mod flag declines had a different reason apart from the 4 canned reasons.
Also I wonder how many moderators make effective use of the "helpful - <message>" option.
18:13
@BhargavRao I use that! Though you need to clarify what you consider effective use :)
user310756
@ShadowWizard cc @Tinkeringbell I've been friends with Sha for many years. He knows he can ping me.
user310756
@Stijn the mod queue is cleared very quickly these days. It's a turn around. If you see that happening, flag one of the edited posts or one of the posts of the actualy editor and explain what the editor is doing.
18:37
Though I do think the tiny vent on one of the boosters labeled "O-RING" is in poor taste.
4
user437611
Hey, is the AutoCommentReview script broken for anyone here? I don't see the "auto" button anymore.
@Blue Yep, it dun borked for me
As did another script that displays the "hotness" score (i.e. propensity to hit HNQ)
@Feeds Want!
user437611
@SonictheWizardWerehog Darn. This is where some knowledge of JS would come handy. :/
18:41
@BhargavRao time to pull a Magisch again
(except those have been handled really quickly also though so)
user310756
@KevinB I totally agree with that. It's so annoying when people unduly bump old posts with trivial edits
18:55
@Tinkeringbell I'm gonna wait for the SLS version to come out in 6-8 weeks 2-3 years
@Blue Oddly enough, what broke it was a CSS change to the help button. All i did was make them match again
user437611
@Machavity Thanks! It seems like a one-line fix. :)
19:14
@Machavity SLS as in sodium lauryl sulfate?
@Tinkeringbell I bet that's what powers the thing
@Machavity No, it's a thing often used in detergents (and on the list of suspected things my skin doesn't handle well). I'd be amazed if someone could get a rocket into outer space fueled by a detergent ;)
@Tinkeringbell Well, it's all rocket science to me
user302202
#otd in 1991 the first version of Python was released. Fun fact: in 2017-18 Americans searched for Python on Google more than Kim Kardashian. https://econ.st/2JXs3v6 (credit: @TheEconomist, photo: @stackoverflow)
user302202
Why would Kim Kardashian search for Python on Google, anyway.
19:26
@Mrs.Robinson Remember the time when Google was randomly offering jobs to people searching for technical programming terms?
@Mrs.Robinson Cool. So when the Internet breaks I'll blame Python now, instead of Kim Kardashian
user302202
> Nor will it kill off Java, which is popular for building complicated applications
user302202
More like... building applicated complications
Meh, Java is pretty nice
well, it was nice
'til Oracle decided to make it paid and remove the JRE entirely and rely on embedded runtimes in applications instead...
Of anything is gonna kill of Java, it's going to be Oracle.
20:03
yeah... that's bit me recently.
the twitch launcher gives you a minecraft instance with a bundled version of java... if you want to update that version of java because a particular mod (immersive engineering) requires a newer version of java, you have to go into the settings of the instance twitch creates and modify it there. but... if the next time you want to play you launch it through the twitch launcher, those changes are lost.
you have to change the paths again
yeah :/
It seems like a PITA for devs to deal with, and generally frustrating for end users
I have the version needed installed myself, because i ran into this problem so many times in the past
Especially when this will also result in several java installs on one computer, which is just a waste of space xd
And not to forget all of the information out there they invalidated
"install java" is now obsolete advice
20:07
and yet that damn "java updater" keeps on doing it's thing
yeah xd
Honestly, Oracle broke java entirely
sometimes i wish such "updaters" would just update, and stop asking. but then things would break unexpecetdly
There's a bunch of end-user Java programs that now need re-writes to conform to the new system... And anything abandoned is pretty much dead without a local Java install, but how long does it take 'til those are so full of security issues there's no point anymore?
like windows updates
@KevinB The free Windows 10 upgrade... That's why auto-update is evil xd
user302202
20:14
Tezos site is 😉👍
whoa
don't target people
user310756
lmao
@KevinB is it really targeting if it's valid?
user310756
This is an unpopular Aussie politician. It became a meme, as she would often ask reporters to explain their questions
20:28
can't watch atm, probably won't remember when i get home
:shrug:
user310756
@KevinB it's a 2 second vid. She literally says "Please explain". It loses context for non Aussies. It's amusing with the background
oh, heh i was wondering what you were referring to with all this, missed the link in your comment
user310756
;)
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user437611
22:44
Darn, I'm confusing between Sonic and Shadow these days. Both are wizards now, apparently. :)
user437611
FWIW 1,184,050 is the maximum chat suspension length (re: this). The server doesn't accept even an hour more.
user437611
I was going to write an answer there (as all the three max length suspensions on Chat Stack Exchange were done by me). But Shadow and Journeyman's answers seem to be on point and I don't have anything more to say, as such.
user437611
> I'm pretty sure that's just a random big number the mod wrote, without calculating exact amount of time. Just big enough to make sure the user will never be able to chat again.
user437611
Anyway, I just wanted to clarify that it's not "random" per se. @ShadowWizard may wish to update their answer. :P
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