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Unihedron

9:01 AM

Whispers to self, thank god Pham's add term system doesn't record whoever added the term, cuz I added a lot

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron you are the slim culprit!

DroidDev

cv-plz whatever stackoverflow.com/q/26583993/2389078

Patrick Hofman

One cv to go for stackoverflow.com/questions/26583626/…

Thanks

Infinite Recursion

@rene now you and cVplZ are both blur, everyone in the Tavern had to wear glasses because of you!

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DroidDev

@InfiniteRecursion not me :P

I don't have to wear glasses

Jan Dvorak

9:11 AM

s/wear glasses/wear @bart/

fun fact: I have glasses integrated into my owl mask

DroidDev

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/q/26584173/2389078

Infinite Recursion

...where is @Bart?

Jan Dvorak

any Haskell guy here? Do I read correctly that map ($) is just a type-restricted version of id?

DroidDev

cv-plz blatantly ot stackoverflow.com/q/26583941/2389078

cVplZ

@Jan, no comment on the pic @inf uploaded of you earlier?

3 hours ago, by Infinite Recursion

Jan Dvorak

9:17 AM

so... apparently @Inf is a ~~dick~~ bitch again

DroidDev

lols ^

cVplZ

1

Owls (Strigiformes)

Proposed Q&A site for owl (Strigiformes) enthusiasts and experts

Currently in definition.

Unihedron

@cVplZ Can't cv, not enuf rep on area51 :(

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ That was a random pic

DroidDev

who is an owl enthusiast :/

Infinite Recursion

9:19 AM

@JanDvorak you are always a meanie, go fix this ↓↓↓↓

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO MEMORIZE QURAN on islam.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

Why are you no longer happy about the fact that you consider me to be a meanie? :-)

Andrew T.

o..m..g.. islam.stackexchange.com/suggested-edits/3976

oh, and the edit comment smells like a spam?

Infinite Recursion

^SPAM edit

Jan Dvorak

flagged

cVplZ

9:25 AM

@ProgramFOX area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/77834/rubiks-cube follow?

ProgramFOX

@cVplZ ohhh

DroidDev

@cVplZ isn't it covered in puzzle?

ProgramFOX

@DroidDev There are very few Rubik's Cube questions on Puzzling.

cVplZ

yea, not sure how many questions about rubix cube there could be

ProgramFOX

I followed it.

We'll see whether it actually becomes a thing.

DroidDev

9:27 AM

@cVplZ exactly, I mean what one could wonder about a rubik cube to have a whole question answer website about it

Infinite Recursion

@DroidDev yes, they are so easy to solve, who would make a site for them

@JanDvorak you have an account there?

Stijn

There's a handful of ways to solve a cube. Doesn't make sense to create an entire site around it.

Unihedron

@cVplZ I added a proposed question.

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron you join every proposal!

Unihedron

Believe it or not, I'm actually a rubiks' cube fan, I don't have one though. :(

DroidDev

9:29 AM

@InfiniteRecursion yup, all you have to do is repaint/remove and readjust them in right order :P

Andrew T.

that 20 moves...

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion But I like every proposal!

ProgramFOX

@Stijn Who says it should only be about solving a cube? I don't think the site would only cover "how do I solve the cube?" questions.

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion account here and account there, I've got an account everywhere

Stijn

@ProgramFOX what else is there to talk about then?

ProgramFOX

9:30 AM

@Stijn There is much math behind the cube.

The question is: would that be on-topic on Math.SE?

cVplZ

@InfiniteRecursion I think on initiation day of becoming an SE employee, you spend half the day signing up for an account on each site.

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron I find that very extraordinary, and amusing

Andrew T.

Math, patterns, different solving methods, different size (2x2x2, 4x4x4)... umm, what else?

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak Good, let every community deal with the meanie

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion :)

DroidDev

9:32 AM

@cVplZ do they give a cookie, if person is fast in accounts creation and finishes the work in half of time given?

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion Stack Exchange sites are very sophisticated and well designed. I learn a lot!

cVplZ

@DroidDev beats me

ProgramFOX

@AndrewT. Those topics are quite broad, so there could be enough question shaped from them.

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ I agree. It must be a time consuming task.

DroidDev

then they should definitely offer a cookie

Infinite Recursion

9:34 AM

@Unihedron Books, read books. School days are for reading books and having fun.

Unihedron

Favourite question in a while:

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Q: Hacking the universe

Imagine the whole universe is a simulation. This should include also the people living in the universe (so more Simulacron than Matrix). And now imagine there's a group of hackers who knows (or suspects) that they live in/are part of a simulation, and want to hack it from the inside. So they try ...

Aww, it's closed.

Infinite Recursion

I found it confusing and annoying.

now I looked through the site, the entire site consists of similar questions like this one :/

Unihedron

Yeah, it's pretty imaginary and theoretical.

Heya @Sam @Sil!

Infinite Recursion

o/

Sam

\o

ProgramFOX

9:37 AM

\o

Sam

hiya

SilentKiller

hiya \o/

cVplZ

~~<^>~~

Infinite Recursion

I don't say hiya anymore, people attack me :(

SilentKiller

hahaha

Unihedron

9:38 AM

glares at Jan

Infinite Recursion

glares at Jan

SilentKiller

@inf specs like MIB

Infinite Recursion

what's that?

SilentKiller

Man In Black. movie

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion Message In Bottle? You fished them in Ultima online if your skill was high enough

cVplZ

9:39 AM

@InfiniteRecursion Men in Black

Infinite Recursion

@SilentKiller These are a gift from Shadow Wizard, check my profile

DroidDev

Oct 22 at 8:38, by DroidDev

@InfiniteRecursion your glasses are kind of Mafia ones, but they are cool :)

hereby, I declare @InfiniteRecursion is Mafia Duck

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SilentKiller

@DroidDev Mafia ones.. now may be some one will say its like Matrix. ;)

Infinite Recursion

#blameTheBlurAvatars

SilentKiller

Nice Gift. @Shadow.

DroidDev

9:42 AM

@SilentKiller well...the way she is looking at you right now with those glasses on, it kind of gives her the mafia look

SilentKiller

Mafia Duck I am toooooo innocent

DroidDev

Mafia Duck

Infinite Recursion

glares at meanie

DroidDev

cv-plz blatantly ot stackoverflow.com/q/26584692/2389078

Infinite Recursion

@DroidDev SU won't be happy to get that post, they might reject the migration

SmokeDetector

9:48 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected: Skin Care Maybe on meta.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

@InfiniteRecursion that's why I said, blatantly off-topic. No need to send these king of questions wandering off to other sites on network :)

cVplZ

@SmokeDetector true

SmokeDetector

@cVplZ Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

SilentKiller

spam ^

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ enjoying your boolean privileges ~~<^>~~

rene

9:50 AM

@InfiniteRecursion I unblur myself...

cVplZ

@rene i'm not really blurred

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ yes, you are an artistic mistake

hey @Bart

Bart

@InfiniteRecursion nobody knows

Infinite Recursion

@Bart yet here you are...

Shadow Wizard

@SilentKiller gift? where? /me puzzled

SilentKiller

9:52 AM

@ShadowWizard chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/2562632#2562632

Stijn

free flags: stackoverflow.com/a/26584544/247702

Bart

@InfiniteRecursion am I though? Am I really?

Infinite Recursion

@Stijn flagged as offensive, it's a death threat

Unihedron

@Stijn I missed the free flag :(

Shadow Wizard

@SilentKiller oh, @Inf glasses.... yeah, it was fun to make them! :D

Patrick Hofman

9:54 AM

Wow! This is really get out of hand!

stackoverflow.com/questions/26583947/…

SilentKiller

@ShadowWizard yup. :)

DroidDev

sometimes, I am stuck in ultimate loop of confusion, whether to answer this kind of questions or not, where everything is in front of asker, but, they didn't put some extra effort and thought it would be easy to just ask someone else. Huh...

Infinite Recursion

@Bart depends, you are so transparent, it's hard to tell

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DroidDev

and then I see very high rep users answering same question and start thinking, all hope is lost now :(

Stijn

@Unihedron 3 of them actually :)

SilentKiller

9:56 AM

@DroidDev make it as habit. :/

Unihedron

Well, I shouldn't mind it really, no point to hording flags :)

Infinite Recursion

Yay, look at the star wall ---->>>

SilentKiller

all stars related to inf only.

Infinite Recursion

Bart, don't look, wear a hat ~~<^>~~

Bart

No worries, I already live off of the interest I get for my previous stars.

rene

9:59 AM

@PatrickHofman that is .... disturbing...

SilentKiller

@DroidDev make a habit of this most of the user on SO are here to increase repo nothing else.

DroidDev

@SilentKiller I couldn't agree more

Patrick Hofman

@rene Yeah. Threatening to kill me, okay. I can take that, but don't touch the kids.

Shadow Wizard

@rene looks like a really, but really, pissed off rage quitter

SilentKiller

naa? stackoverflow.com/a/26584662/1160282

cVplZ

10:01 AM

5 hours ago, by cVplZ

@bart will buy your pond @Inf, and then kick you out

Andrew T.

Well, I'm starting to only answer if it really challenges myself. For the simpler one, I usually just comment... hence the stagnancy of the rep :|

Patrick Hofman

Low Quality Q (100%): I have re submitted this, by user380226, on apple.stackexchange.com.

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ you are trying to make everyone my enemy...conspiracy!

rene

@ShadowWizard @PatrickHofman the two OP's seem to be related, if not the same.

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ and this: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/2562493#2562493

cVplZ

10:03 AM

lol, just mild teasing

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ conspiracy!

@PatrickHofman It's very sad :(

Jan Dvorak

SPAM gamedev.stackexchange.com/questions/86472/…

Shadow Wizard

> What wrong with this guy!!!!!please ban this guy

Don't think same guy unless he's really dumb :/

Bart

That has never happened before @ShadowWizard :p

Patrick Hofman

@rene I think you are right. What should we do? Flag him too?

rene

10:08 AM

@PatrickHofman well, if I flag Other I want to have a clear case for the mod. In this case I'm only speculating, there is not enough evidence for me yet...An IP traffic investigation would be needed.... I rather keep an eye on those accounts and dv/cv/flag each an every single case.

Andrew T.

Or ask on meta?

Infinite Recursion

@PatrickHofman flag it out, it's a serious issue and needs immediate attention

yes, meta is the best option

Bart

Ask what on Meta?

rene

@InfiniteRecursion that is an invalid edit! stackoverflow.com/revisions/26584270/2

Infinite Recursion

@Bart This is the case - screenshot - how to proceed

Stijn

10:11 AM

There's already a post on Meta: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/275403/…

Bart

Simple. Flag and let a mod handle it, if there is anything to handle.

Infinite Recursion

ok, then it's fine.

Andrew T.

Just saying, he's in Southeast Asia, very unlikely to kill Pat

Patrick Hofman

@AndrewT. Lol :)

Infinite Recursion

@PatrickHofman, your meta post indicates it's a first time for you. This happens once in a while, I have been on SO for almost a year now, saw a couple of death threats, including being the recipient of one. It's very disturbing the first time around. After that, one gets used to it.

it's just a very angry person rage-quitting

cVplZ

10:15 AM

@inf, stay away from @Cerbrus , he looks hungry

Infinite Recursion

@Cerbrus, please eat @Bart

Patrick Hofman

@InfiniteRecursion "This is about the worst I have ever seen on SO." I have seen things like this, but not this bad.

Infinite Recursion

@PatrickHofman I agree.

rene

@InfiniteRecursion Glasses don't digest well

Martijn Pieters

peekabo

Bart

10:16 AM

Hang around @PatrickHofman. There have been instances far worse than this.

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/26583947/…

Bart

Holy ninja .... sneaking up on us like that ...

Infinite Recursion

@rene I am not concerned about Cerbrus's digestion ;)

Martijn Pieters

@PatrickHofman: just sayin: I have seen worse that that comment.

SPArchaeologist

@PatrickHofman Correct form is "This. Is. The. Worst. Thing. Ever."

Martijn Pieters

10:18 AM

That particular user is well known enough here to be nuked on sight.

I edited out the user from the meta post; user will be dealt with, mob can go home now.

rene

With Martijn showing up the drama is over :(

Infinite Recursion

someone eat Bart first...before leaving...

Bart

Aaaaand ... the user is gone

Unihedron

@MartijnPieters While you're here, can you eat Bart?

Martijn Pieters

Account gone.

I feel more like sushi.

I could fillet him, perhaps.

Infinite Recursion

10:23 AM

I like your ninja avatar, it's very cute

rene

If you eat Bart what will happen? Grow a thick skin? Develop a Dutch sense of humor? Become sarcastic? Gain smiting stick throwing skills?

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion I found a picture of you on deviantart.

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Unihedron

@rene Only one way to find out!

cVplZ

@SPArchaeologist lol, the one at the far right?

rene

It is not my lunch time yet...

Infinite Recursion

10:25 AM

@SPArchaeologist hard to identify, fhrc please

SPArchaeologist

@cVplZ @InfiniteRecursion seems the one with the sharper beak.

Infinite Recursion

@rene get the pond

Jan Dvorak

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/134984/…

Lankymart

@Bart Thx guy's will think about coming here first next time.

Infinite Recursion

> hydroquinone

SPArchaeologist

10:27 AM

@cVplZ why do you think the duckling fell? Barycentre is to far ahead.

Infinite Recursion

spam gone

Patrick Hofman

@Lankymart In such cases, you shouldn't come here first. Flag it first, then come here to seek help in flagging.

Stijn

I can't keep up with the Tavern today, too much talking :(

cVplZ

@PatrickHofman no, he should always be here, and never leave

Unihedron

blah blah blah

Infinite Recursion

10:29 AM

9 hours ago, by cVplZ

too much chat in chat lately, more pics please

Unihedron

finds archive of random gifs

Bart

Infinite Recursion

inb4 self-destructing gifs

cVplZ

@Stijn ok, I'll leave then to lessen the chatters.

Lankymart

@cVplZ Bit like Hotel California? ;)

Martijn Pieters

10:30 AM

@rene I'm already Dutch, so I'll pass.

Infinite Recursion

@cVplZ reduce the clouds, that will help :P

Bart

@MartijnPieters You can go double Dutch ... wait ...

Infinite Recursion

Is everybody a dutch in here? rene, bart, martijn

PeterJ

Spam: askubuntu.com/questions/542207/…

Patrick Hofman

@InfiniteRecursion Me too

Spam Q (100%): http://pune.best4thmovers.in @ movers and packers in pune, by Kapil Mishra, on askubuntu.com.

Stijn

10:31 AM

I'm kind of Dutch

Lankymart

@PatrickHofman Yeah sorry I meant flag it then come here, flag is always my first approach.

Martijn Pieters

@InfiniteRecursion Thanks; I picked it after someone gave me a 2 sentence LinkedIn review; my tagline is the first sentence of that review.

Infinite Recursion

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS and Dutch users!

Patrick Hofman

@Stijn Yeah, you guys wanted to belong to us, right :)

Unihedron

All your stars are belong 2 us!

Martijn Pieters

10:33 AM

@Stijn Kind-of like Oded? On your aunties side twice removed?

Stijn

@MartijnPieters kind-of meaning I speak Dutch :)

SPArchaeologist

mumble.

Cerbrus

@cVplZ: wut? Hungry, me?

SPArchaeologist

Bart -> clear glasses

Others -> sunglasses

@Shog9 -> sunglasses

Stijn

@MartijnPieters how did you end up in the UK if I may be so curious?

SPArchaeologist

10:35 AM

so they are followers of the great floating head, not of Bart.

Martijn Pieters

@Stijn I married a Scot and she was keen to get back to the UK for a while.

Bart

@Stijn you call that Dutch? .... :p

Infinite Recursion

@SPArchaeologist Why do you poke Shog every time you visit the Tavern?

Jan Dvorak

@SPArchaeologist useless ping detected

Unihedron

yesterday, by Braiam

Martijn Pieters

10:35 AM

After having lived in The Netherlands, the US and Norway I felt that perhaps I should give in for a while. :-)

Infinite Recursion

17 secs ago, by Infinite Recursion

^ahh, meanie attack

Martijn Pieters

@Stijn Don't make me pull out the jokes now.. :-P (I'm sure you'll have plenty to hurl back)

Stijn

@Bart imho Belgian Dutch > Netherlands Dutch

rene

@MartijnPieters Yeah, you definitely don't want a Dutch sense of humor....

Stijn

but West Flemish > all Dutch!

SPArchaeologist

10:37 AM

@InfiniteRecursion fanboy. I cannot have a message from Skeet, cannot have Jeff either. Next one is Shog

@InfiniteRecursion also... every time?

Stijn

@MartijnPieters there must be hundreds of jokes about the Dutch being cheapasses :)

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion I also annoy Bart, you, Tim, Uni.... not just Shog.

Cerbrus

@rene: I speak from experience. A dutch sense of humor is no fun at all.

Source: trying to be funny.

Martijn Pieters

@Stijn It's funny seeing the level of rivalry between closely related countries pop up in degenerating jokes.

You see the same thing between Norway and Sweden.

Patrick Hofman

Spam Q (50%): Because our hopes all I use skin cream, by Elsie Potter, on drupal.stackexchange.com.

Martijn Pieters

10:40 AM

And at a slightly lower level, between the rest of the Scandinavian countries.

Infinite Recursion

@SPArchaeologist A true fan like you, lucky Shog!

@SPArchaeologist not everytime, I stand corrected, sometimes

@SPArchaeologist Ohh, my name with all the greats!! shies away

rene

@PatrickHofman gone

Infinite Recursion

How much skin cream are they going to sell today? :/

hi hichris123

Jan Dvorak

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/134988/…

SilentKiller

@JanDvorak gone

Jan Dvorak

10:46 AM

@SilentKiller good to know, thanks

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/242641/…

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak nuked

Stijn

@JanDvorak I read that as "chin cheese"

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak how polite!

SilentKiller

@Stijn cheese xD

Infinite Recursion

meanie didn't thank me

SilentKiller

10:50 AM

may be busy with another SPAM

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected: Skin Care For Meta Use on meta.stackexchange.com

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 99.9276: Skin Care For Meta Use on meta.stackexchange.com

Infinite Recursion

today is skin care day

Jan Dvorak

I might even take a shower today...

SilentKiller

O-O

Infinite Recursion

10:52 AM

5 hours ago, by Infinite Recursion

2

^needs a shower

SilentKiller

@inf i thought its @Droid

Jan Dvorak

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SilentKiller

@hichris123 gone

@JanDvorak lols.. shower ~~done~~ soon

@Jan after shower will you need any skin cream ? :D

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