Create the shortest possible obfuscated FizzBuzz implementation.
To be considered obfuscated, it should satisfy at least one of the following:
Does not contain any of the words "Fizz", "Buzz", or "FizzBuzz"
Does not contain the numbers 3, 5, or 15.
Use any of the above in a misleading way.
Remember: The goal is to be short and hard to follow.