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2:10 PM
@ProgramFOX Run the mongod process!
 
@bjb568 facepalm Thanks!
 
:P
 
Ugh, I suck at this.
@bjb568 How do I have to start mongod? Just running mongod in the Terminal gives an error.
 
You need to give it a dbpath. And you need to create a folder for that dbpath.
 
oh, k
 
2:17 PM
Like mkdir /wherever and mongod --dbpath /wherever
 
No
Vote lock is stupid.
fixed the bot dying from rate limiting bug.
 
I'm kinda confused about his voting strategy, though
@bjb568 uh oh
 
var ce = document.createEvent("HTMLEvents");
ce.initEvent('click', true, true);
document.getElementsByClassName('pending')[0].getElementsByTagName('a')[2].dispatchEvent(ce);
 
What if there's no pending... element?
 
2:22 PM
Then deal with it.
 
That's what try { ... } catch { ... } is for.
Or, you know, you could use jQuery instead. ;)
 
jQUERY SUX
 
(Or even just document.querySelector(), which should do the trick just fine.)
 
do() || !do()
//try{...} -- syntax error
 
@IlmariKaronen Wat.
Do you not understand how to javascript?
Using document.querySelector does absolutely nothing different.
If it returns null you're screwed.
getElementsByClassName [0] is undefined you're screwed.
In fact document.querySelector is document.querySelectorAll's [0], and document.querySelectorAll of a class is document.getElementsByClassName of its name.
mumbles something about jQuery infecting people
 
2:30 PM
Mmm, you're right, it would just defer the problem.
 
mumbles something about how jQuery is so awful he wants to go wash off parasites again
 
Well, you *could* always do `(document.querySelector('...') || someDummyElement).dispatchEvent(ce)`, but that's just getting ridiculous.
 
@bjb568 MongoDB is now set up, but auth fails...
 
2:46 PM
@ProgramFOX Yeah, I get that too.
 
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@Sompuperoo Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.
 
@Sompuperoo why not just fix it?
 
@JanDvorak I did suggest already
 
oh.
 
Omg, look!

 Smart Developers' Lab

Try to stick to English, Post your Query elaborate as best as ...
Help vamp room puts up a message in their description "Don't be a HELP-VAMP"
 
Was that a help vamp room?
 
A wild foobar has appeared!
 
Should I put that in Tavern's description? "no help-vamps, no gaming hats and no botlings" :P
 
Why no gaming hats? :(
 
3:04 PM
Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!
 
...
: (
Yeah! Bot fooled!
 
31536000
 
Let's convince the botling to visit the den and the sugarcube corner
 
:D
2.374243810980861e+45
1
2
 
He's dead, Jim!
 
3:06 PM
Don't insult the bots by calling this a bot @uni. It's a botling!!
 
@InfiniteHappiness Oh no! :(
 
Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!
 
I'm so sorry!
 
!eval 8*h
 
I hope the Javascripters will be proud of this JS botling
 
3:08 PM
!eval (x=>x*x)(5)
Seems borken
 
really? :D
 
:D
 
!eval (x=>x*x)(5)
!eval (function(x){return x*x})(5)
 
25
 
!eval alert("hi")
 
3:10 PM
No will eval
 
!eval (function f(){f()})()
 
uh oh
 
!eval "alive"
 
:D
 
3:13 PM
is this bug? ja.SE not under tech? stackexchange.com/sites#uncategorized
 
!eval "!!/alive?"
 
!!/alive?
 
@bjb568 Kinda sorta
 
!eval "!!/hats?"
 
!!/hats?
 
3:14 PM
@bjb568 HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 11 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes and 57 seconds ago.
 
!eval "I know that my botling sucks. If you think I should ditch the project, star this message to show your opinion."
 
No will eval
 
Hmm...
 
!eval "botling"
 
botling
 
3:15 PM
!eval "sucks"
 
!eval "sucks"
 
sucks
I know that my botling sucks.
5
 
whistles and walks away
 
^ Should I pin that? :P
 
no
i don't like pinned messages
 
3:16 PM
No will pin
 
what is the easiest site to get upvote on for first post?
 
@Sompuperoo Waiting until somone wants the Warm Welcome hat.
;)
 
@Sompuperoo Kofia hat?
Just make an answer on a SO [regex] question - don't use regex
 
@Unihedro I guess it has to be a first post, so you have to do on site you haven't left answer/question on before
@ProgramFOX i think i read it only counts for users that have 1 rep
 
@Sompuperoo I think the hat description was that your first post made during the period has a positive score
like Hello World from 2013
 
3:21 PM
!eval "!eval 'Ooh, can I play too?'"
 
kewl
 
shouldn't be too hard to figure out, has anyone made a post in the last 13 hours that is +1 or more? Did you receive the Kofia hat for it?
 
@Sompuperoo Not me.
I'm going to try to write an answer though, and get Major Award while I'm at it
 
@IlmariKaronen has so many active accounts and contributions, amazing! o_O
 
Wow, indeed!
 
3:28 PM
I may have written an answer without getting a hat puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/6415/…
 
yep^ so has to be real first post, not any post
 
:(
 
Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!
 
That makes it incredibly h- omg botling
 
jan needs more hats
have a sombrero jan < ^ >
 
3:33 PM
have a sombrero jan < ^ >
 
@bjb568 Cool, thanks!
 
Take the botling to DD chat. It will give you an edge over SE chat!!
 
Nah.
 
Hmm, so you are sabotaging your competitor (SE)
 
3:37 PM
@bjb568 Getting an error:
TypeError: Property 'createUser' of object DevDoodle is not a function
 
wat
 
Ugh, my remote git won't clone because it wants my SSH key.
 
@ProgramFOX If it's not a function, what is it? typeof db.createUser
 
@bjb568 object
 
function (userObj, writeConcern) {
    var commandExisted = this._createUser(userObj, writeConcern);
    if (!commandExisted) {
        throw Error("'createUser' command not found.  This is most likely because you are " +
                    "talking to an old (pre v2.6) MongoDB server");
    }
}
^ What I get :P
Probably not good.
 
3:39 PM
@inf @otherdeserters , lifehacks changed that rule you didn't like , so you no longer need to include what you've tried meta.lifehacks.stackexchange.com/questions/1256/… , reopen your accounts, post posts, join us again
 
@Sompuperoo ?!
So... is Shog undeleting the questions?
 
Aha, I'm using an older MongoDB version.
I should still use addUser().
 
@Unihedro I have no idea, just learned of this myself.
 
@ProgramFOX Okey
 
gah, now I get errors when using that ಠ_ಠ
I getter update my MongoDB :P
 
3:41 PM
@Sompuperoo I left because I didn't like the community. The guys in there ask questions as imaginary girls and squabble about gender issues on Meta. I didn't have any issues with scope. So, no thanks, not going back :)
 
@ProgramFOX Good idea
 
!eval for (var x = 0; x < 4; x += 1) { !eval 5*5; }
 
No will eval
 
!eval for (var x = 0; x < 4; x += 1) { 5*4; }
 
3:49 PM
No will eval
 
!eval Array(100).join("!"+"e"+"v"+"a"+"l")
 
!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval‌​!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!‌​eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!e‌​val!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!ev‌​al!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eva‌​l!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval‌​!eval!eval
You can't loop (because infinite loops are awful).
 
!eval "!eval"
 
No will eval
 
!eval "!e" + "val 10"
 
3:50 PM
!eval 10
10
:D
 
!eval Array(100).join("\"!e"+"val ")+Array(100).join("\"")
ugh, rate limiting
 
That's a syntax error. Probably
 
!eval '!ev' + 'al "!ev' + 'al 10"'
 
!eval "!eval 10"
No will eval
 
oh
!eval $
 
3:52 PM
No will eval
 
!eval jQuery
 
!eval jQuery
heh
Hmmm...
 
!eval window['jQ' + 'uery']
 
No will eval
 
!eval jQuery("#sayit-button").text()
 
3:54 PM
!eval this['jQ' + 'uery']
 
@Doorknob冰 "window" is blocked.
 
!eval this['jQ' + 'uer' + 'y']
 
No will eval
 
!eval \u0024('#input')[0].value = "ha"
 
!eval jQuery("#sayit-button").text()
!eval "I'm alive!"
 
3:55 PM
I'm alive!
 
6 hours ago, by Sompuperoo
i think botling gave me a headache
 
!eval Function.prototype.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()
 
No will eval
 
"Function" is also blocked because I abused it yesterday for an alert...
 
jQuery doesn't work in a userscript.
 
3:56 PM
@bjb568 oh :(
 
This botling is totally silly and boring after all the useful instructions are now blocked.
 
Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!
 
!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()
hmm
 
!eval [1,2,3,4,5].slice(1,2,4,5);
 
2
 
3:57 PM
LOL Doornob disappeared
 
oops
 
LOL bjb is gone too
 
I accidentally ran the code on my own console
 
Well done
 
lol
 
3:57 PM
SUCCESS! :P
 
What?
 
Our new hero!
!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()
 
!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()
 
^ @Inf please pin for eternal peace whenever we want to trip the botling
 
Oh, it was when I tried to see what it'd do.
 
3:58 PM
oh lol
 
The bot won't do it.
 
Wait, so it doesn't work?
=(
 
wait, idea
 
@Unihedro No, it doesn't :/
 
Not unless I manually put it in the console.
 
3:58 PM
!eval ["a","b","c"].slice(1,2);
 
b
 
43 mins ago, by bjb568
I know that my botling sucks.
 
okay, it worked
!eval atob.constructor(atob("ZG9jdW1lbnQuZ2V0RWxlbWVudEJ5SWQoJ2xlYXZlJykuY2xpY2soKQ=="‌​))()
Aww. :(
 
Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy! And stop abusing me!
 
!eval XMLHttpRequest
 
3:59 PM
No will eval
 

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