@ProgramFOX Run the mongod process!

@bjb568 facepalm Thanks!

:P

Ugh, I suck at this.

@bjb568 How do I have to start mongod? Just running mongod in the Terminal gives an error.

You need to give it a dbpath. And you need to create a folder for that dbpath.

oh, k

Like mkdir /wherever and mongod --dbpath /wherever

is this flaggable? puzzling.stackexchange.com/revisions/6421/6

No

Vote lock is stupid.

fixed the bot dying from rate limiting bug.

I'm kinda confused about his voting strategy, though

@bjb568 uh oh

var ce = document.createEvent("HTMLEvents");
ce.initEvent('click', true, true);
document.getElementsByClassName('pending')[0].getElementsByTagName('a')[2].dispatchEvent(ce);

What if there's no pending... element?

Then deal with it.

That's what try { ... } catch { ... } is for.

Or, you know, you could use jQuery instead. ;)

jQUERY SUX

(Or even just document.querySelector(), which should do the trick just fine.)

do() || !do()
//try{...} -- syntax error

@IlmariKaronen Wat.

Do you not understand how to javascript?

Using document.querySelector does absolutely nothing different.

If it returns null you're screwed.

getElementsByClassName [0] is undefined you're screwed.

In fact document.querySelector is document.querySelectorAll's [0], and document.querySelectorAll of a class is document.getElementsByClassName of its name.

mumbles something about jQuery infecting people

Mmm, you're right, it would just defer the problem.

Well, you *could* always do `(document.querySelector('...') || someDummyElement).dispatchEvent(ce)`, but that's just getting ridiculous.

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/1867950/…

@bjb568 MongoDB is now set up, but auth fails...

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED WIFI THERMOSTAT TO CONTROL MILIVOLT OPERATED FIREPLACE by FRED on diy.stackexchange.com

@ProgramFOX Yeah, I get that too.

@SmokeDetector ignore

@Sompuperoo Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.

@Sompuperoo why not just fix it?

@JanDvorak I did suggest already

oh.

spam: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/145500/17064

Omg, look!

chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/13436/smart-developers-lab

Help vamp room puts up a message in their description "Don't be a HELP-VAMP"

Was that a help vamp room?

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27658565/…

A wild foobar has appeared!

Should I put that in Tavern's description? "no help-vamps, no gaming hats and no botlings" :P

Why no gaming hats? :(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

...

: (

Yeah! Bot fooled!

31536000

Let's convince the botling to visit the den and the sugarcube corner

:D

2.374243810980861e+45

1

2

He's dead, Jim!

Don't insult the bots by calling this a bot @uni. It's a botling!!

@InfiniteHappiness Oh no! :(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

I'm so sorry!

!eval 8*h

I hope the Javascripters will be proud of this JS botling

!eval (x=>x*x)(5)

Seems borken

really? :D

:D

!eval (x=>x*x)(5)

!eval (function(x){return x*x})(5)

25

!eval alert("hi")

No will eval

!eval (function f(){f()})()

uh oh

!eval "alive"

:D

:D

is this bug? ja.SE not under tech? stackexchange.com/sites#uncategorized

!eval "!!/alive?"

!!/alive?

@bjb568 Kinda sorta

!eval "!!/hats?"

!!/hats?

@bjb568 HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 11 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes and 57 seconds ago.

!eval "I know that my botling sucks. If you think I should ditch the project, star this message to show your opinion."

No will eval

Hmm...

!eval "botling"

botling

!eval "sucks"

!eval "sucks"

sucks

I know that my botling sucks.

whistles and walks away

^ Should I pin that? :P

no

i don't like pinned messages

No will pin

what is the easiest site to get upvote on for first post?

@Sompuperoo Waiting until somone wants the Warm Welcome hat.

;)

@Sompuperoo Kofia hat?

Just make an answer on a SO [regex] question - don't use regex

@Unihedro I guess it has to be a first post, so you have to do on site you haven't left answer/question on before

@ProgramFOX i think i read it only counts for users that have 1 rep

@Sompuperoo I think the hat description was that your first post made during the period has a positive score

like Hello World from 2013

!eval "!eval 'Ooh, can I play too?'"

kewl

shouldn't be too hard to figure out, has anyone made a post in the last 13 hours that is +1 or more? Did you receive the Kofia hat for it?

@Sompuperoo Not me.

I'm going to try to write an answer though, and get Major Award while I'm at it

@IlmariKaronen has so many active accounts and contributions, amazing! o_O

Wow, indeed!

I may have written an answer without getting a hat puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/6415/…

yep^ so has to be real first post, not any post

:(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

That makes it incredibly h- omg botling

jan needs more hats

have a sombrero jan < ^ >

have a sombrero jan < ^ >

@ProgramFOX @Unihedro github.com/bjb568/DevDoodle/wiki/Creating-a-DB-user

@bjb568 Cool, thanks!

Take the botling to DD chat. It will give you an edge over SE chat!!

Nah.

Hmm, so you are sabotaging your competitor (SE)

@bjb568 Getting an error:

TypeError: Property 'createUser' of object DevDoodle is not a function

wat

Ugh, my remote git won't clone because it wants my SSH key.

@ProgramFOX If it's not a function, what is it? typeof db.createUser

@bjb568 object

function (userObj, writeConcern) {
    var commandExisted = this._createUser(userObj, writeConcern);
    if (!commandExisted) {
        throw Error("'createUser' command not found.  This is most likely because you are " +
                    "talking to an old (pre v2.6) MongoDB server");
    }
}

^ What I get :P

Probably not good.

@inf @otherdeserters , lifehacks changed that rule you didn't like , so you no longer need to include what you've tried meta.lifehacks.stackexchange.com/questions/1256/… , reopen your accounts, post posts, join us again

@Sompuperoo ?!

So... is Shog undeleting the questions?

Aha, I'm using an older MongoDB version.

I should still use addUser().

@Unihedro I have no idea, just learned of this myself.

@ProgramFOX Okey

gah, now I get errors when using that ಠ_ಠ

I getter update my MongoDB :P

@Sompuperoo I left because I didn't like the community. The guys in there ask questions as imaginary girls and squabble about gender issues on Meta. I didn't have any issues with scope. So, no thanks, not going back :)

@ProgramFOX Good idea

offsensive/naa android.stackexchange.com/a/92845/44325

!eval for (var x = 0; x < 4; x += 1) { !eval 5*5; }

No will eval

!eval for (var x = 0; x < 4; x += 1) { 5*4; }

No will eval

!eval Array(100).join("!"+"e"+"v"+"a"+"l")

!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval‌​!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!‌​eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!e‌​val!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!ev‌​al!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eva‌​l!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval‌​!eval!eval

You can't loop (because infinite loops are awful).

!eval "!eval"

No will eval

!eval "!e" + "val 10"

!eval 10

10

:D

!eval Array(100).join("\"!e"+"val ")+Array(100).join("\"")

ugh, rate limiting

That's a syntax error. Probably

!eval '!ev' + 'al "!ev' + 'al 10"'

!eval "!eval 10"

No will eval

oh

!eval $

No will eval

!eval jQuery

!eval jQuery

heh

Hmmm...

!eval window['jQ' + 'uery']

No will eval

!eval jQuery("#sayit-button").text()

!eval this['jQ' + 'uery']

@Doorknob冰 "window" is blocked.

!eval this['jQ' + 'uer' + 'y']

No will eval

!eval \u0024('#input')[0].value = "ha"

!eval jQuery("#sayit-button").text()

!eval "I'm alive!"

I'm alive!

!eval Function.prototype.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

No will eval

"Function" is also blocked because I abused it yesterday for an alert...

jQuery doesn't work in a userscript.

@bjb568 oh :(

This botling is totally silly and boring after all the useful instructions are now blocked.

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

hmm

!eval [1,2,3,4,5].slice(1,2,4,5);

2

LOL Doornob disappeared

oops

LOL bjb is gone too

I accidentally ran the code on my own console

Well done

lol

SUCCESS! :P

What?

Our new hero!

!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

^ @Inf please pin for eternal peace whenever we want to trip the botling

Oh, it was when I tried to see what it'd do.

oh lol

The bot won't do it.

Wait, so it doesn't work?

=(

wait, idea

@Unihedro No, it doesn't :/

Not unless I manually put it in the console.

!eval ["a","b","c"].slice(1,2);

b

okay, it worked

!eval atob.constructor(atob("ZG9jdW1lbnQuZ2V0RWxlbWVudEJ5SWQoJ2xlYXZlJykuY2xpY2soKQ=="‌​))()

Aww. :(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy! And stop abusing me!

!eval XMLHttpRequest

No will eval