@ProgramFOX Run the mongod process!

@bjb568 facepalm Thanks!

:P

Ugh, I suck at this.

@bjb568 How do I have to start mongod? Just running mongod in the Terminal gives an error.

You need to give it a dbpath. And you need to create a folder for that dbpath.

oh, k

Like mkdir /wherever and mongod --dbpath /wherever

is this flaggable? puzzling.stackexchange.com/revisions/6421/6

No

Vote lock is stupid.

fixed the bot dying from rate limiting bug.

I'm kinda confused about his voting strategy, though

@bjb568 uh oh

var ce = document.createEvent("HTMLEvents");
ce.initEvent('click', true, true);
document.getElementsByClassName('pending')[0].getElementsByTagName('a')[2].dispatchEvent(ce);

What if there's no pending... element?

Then deal with it.

That's what try { ... } catch { ... } is for.

Or, you know, you could use jQuery instead. ;)

jQUERY SUX

(Or even just document.querySelector(), which should do the trick just fine.)

do() || !do()
//try{...} -- syntax error

@IlmariKaronen Wat.

Do you not understand how to javascript?

Using document.querySelector does absolutely nothing different.

If it returns null you're screwed.

getElementsByClassName [0] is undefined you're screwed.

In fact document.querySelector is document.querySelectorAll's [0], and document.querySelectorAll of a class is document.getElementsByClassName of its name.

mumbles something about jQuery infecting people

Mmm, you're right, it would just defer the problem.

mumbles something about how jQuery is so awful he wants to go wash off parasites again

Well, you *could* always do `(document.querySelector('...') || someDummyElement).dispatchEvent(ce)`, but that's just getting ridiculous.

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/1867950/…

@bjb568 MongoDB is now set up, but auth fails...

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED WIFI THERMOSTAT TO CONTROL MILIVOLT OPERATED FIREPLACE by FRED on diy.stackexchange.com

@ProgramFOX Yeah, I get that too.

@SmokeDetector ignore

@Sompuperoo Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.

@Sompuperoo why not just fix it?

@JanDvorak I did suggest already

oh.

spam: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/145500/17064

Omg, look!

chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/13436/smart-developers-lab

Help vamp room puts up a message in their description "Don't be a HELP-VAMP"

Was that a help vamp room?

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27658565/…

A wild foobar has appeared!

Should I put that in Tavern's description? "no help-vamps, no gaming hats and no botlings" :P

Why no gaming hats? :(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

...

: (

Yeah! Bot fooled!

31536000

Let's convince the botling to visit the den and the sugarcube corner

:D

2.374243810980861e+45

1

2

He's dead, Jim!

Don't insult the bots by calling this a bot @uni. It's a botling!!

@InfiniteHappiness Oh no! :(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

I'm so sorry!

!eval 8*h

I hope the Javascripters will be proud of this JS botling

!eval (x=>x*x)(5)

Seems borken

really? :D

:D

!eval (x=>x*x)(5)

!eval (function(x){return x*x})(5)

25

!eval alert("hi")

No will eval

!eval (function f(){f()})()

uh oh

!eval "alive"

:D

:D

is this bug? ja.SE not under tech? stackexchange.com/sites#uncategorized

!eval "!!/alive?"

!!/alive?

@bjb568 Kinda sorta

!eval "!!/hats?"

!!/hats?

@bjb568 HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 11 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes and 57 seconds ago.

!eval "I know that my botling sucks. If you think I should ditch the project, star this message to show your opinion."

No will eval

Hmm...

!eval "botling"

botling

!eval "sucks"

!eval "sucks"

sucks

I know that my botling sucks.

whistles and walks away

^ Should I pin that? :P

no

i don't like pinned messages

No will pin

what is the easiest site to get upvote on for first post?

@Sompuperoo Waiting until somone wants the Warm Welcome hat.

;)

@Sompuperoo Kofia hat?

Just make an answer on a SO [regex] question - don't use regex

@Unihedro I guess it has to be a first post, so you have to do on site you haven't left answer/question on before

@ProgramFOX i think i read it only counts for users that have 1 rep

@Sompuperoo I think the hat description was that your first post made during the period has a positive score

like Hello World from 2013

!eval "!eval 'Ooh, can I play too?'"

kewl

@Sompuperoo Not me.

I'm going to try to write an answer though, and get Major Award while I'm at it

@IlmariKaronen has so many active accounts and contributions, amazing! o_O

Wow, indeed!

I may have written an answer without getting a hat puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/6415/…

yep^ so has to be real first post, not any post

:(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

That makes it incredibly h- omg botling

jan needs more hats

have a sombrero jan < ^ >

have a sombrero jan < ^ >

@ProgramFOX @Unihedro github.com/bjb568/DevDoodle/wiki/Creating-a-DB-user

@bjb568 Cool, thanks!

Take the botling to DD chat. It will give you an edge over SE chat!!

Nah.

Hmm, so you are sabotaging your competitor (SE)

@bjb568 Getting an error:

TypeError: Property 'createUser' of object DevDoodle is not a function

wat

Ugh, my remote git won't clone because it wants my SSH key.

@ProgramFOX If it's not a function, what is it? typeof db.createUser

@bjb568 object

function (userObj, writeConcern) {
    var commandExisted = this._createUser(userObj, writeConcern);
    if (!commandExisted) {
        throw Error("'createUser' command not found.  This is most likely because you are " +
                    "talking to an old (pre v2.6) MongoDB server");
    }
}

^ What I get :P

Probably not good.

@inf @otherdeserters , lifehacks changed that rule you didn't like , so you no longer need to include what you've tried meta.lifehacks.stackexchange.com/questions/1256/… , reopen your accounts, post posts, join us again

@Sompuperoo ?!

So... is Shog undeleting the questions?

Aha, I'm using an older MongoDB version.

I should still use addUser().

@Unihedro I have no idea, just learned of this myself.

@ProgramFOX Okey

gah, now I get errors when using that ಠ_ಠ

I getter update my MongoDB :P

@Sompuperoo I left because I didn't like the community. The guys in there ask questions as imaginary girls and squabble about gender issues on Meta. I didn't have any issues with scope. So, no thanks, not going back :)

@ProgramFOX Good idea

offsensive/naa android.stackexchange.com/a/92845/44325

!eval for (var x = 0; x < 4; x += 1) { !eval 5*5; }

No will eval

!eval for (var x = 0; x < 4; x += 1) { 5*4; }

No will eval

!eval Array(100).join("!"+"e"+"v"+"a"+"l")

!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval‌​!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!‌​eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!e‌​val!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!ev‌​al!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eva‌​l!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval!eval‌​!eval!eval

You can't loop (because infinite loops are awful).

!eval "!eval"

No will eval

!eval "!e" + "val 10"

!eval 10

10

:D

!eval Array(100).join("\"!e"+"val ")+Array(100).join("\"")

ugh, rate limiting

That's a syntax error. Probably

!eval '!ev' + 'al "!ev' + 'al 10"'

!eval "!eval 10"

No will eval

oh

!eval $

No will eval

!eval jQuery

!eval jQuery

heh

Hmmm...

!eval window['jQ' + 'uery']

No will eval

!eval jQuery("#sayit-button").text()

!eval this['jQ' + 'uery']

@Doorknob冰 "window" is blocked.

!eval this['jQ' + 'uer' + 'y']

No will eval

!eval \u0024('#input')[0].value = "ha"

!eval jQuery("#sayit-button").text()

!eval "I'm alive!"

I'm alive!

!eval Function.prototype.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

No will eval

"Function" is also blocked because I abused it yesterday for an alert...

jQuery doesn't work in a userscript.

@bjb568 oh :(

This botling is totally silly and boring after all the useful instructions are now blocked.

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy!

!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

hmm

!eval [1,2,3,4,5].slice(1,2,4,5);

2

LOL Doornob disappeared

oops

LOL bjb is gone too

I accidentally ran the code on my own console

Well done

lol

SUCCESS! :P

What?

Our new hero!

!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

!eval atob.constructor(atob("JCgiI2xlYXZlIikuY2xpY2soKQ=="))()

^ @Inf please pin for eternal peace whenever we want to trip the botling

Oh, it was when I tried to see what it'd do.

oh lol

The bot won't do it.

Wait, so it doesn't work?

=(

wait, idea

@Unihedro No, it doesn't :/

Not unless I manually put it in the console.

!eval ["a","b","c"].slice(1,2);

b

okay, it worked

!eval atob.constructor(atob("ZG9jdW1lbnQuZ2V0RWxlbWVudEJ5SWQoJ2xlYXZlJykuY2xpY2soKQ=="‌​))()

Aww. :(

Think of all the happy botlings and kittens this holiday season! Be happy! And stop abusing me!

!eval XMLHttpRequest

No will eval