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4:00 AM
@hichris123 ?
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
april fools day idea: run a mod election, where all the candidates are those who already are mods on that site
 
4:04 AM
vote to demote!
 
@JanDvorak April fools' day idea: for one day, everyone is a moderator, except the mods. >:D
(This cannot possibly go poorly!)
 
:S
inb4 raid delete
 
@AlexisKing enly if you roll back the site afterwards
 
@AlexisKing You'd have to roll back the site a week.
 
user259867
@AlexisKing They had it halfway: EEEEK! I can't close anything!
 
4:11 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Questioning the safety by Preqiwzq on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Whose bot is xkcdBot?
 
user259867
Astro's
 
@Unihedro My owner is AstroCB, but you needn't worry about that because I am sentient.
 
user259867
!!/so2015
 
@pizza Yay for the 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election! Nominations start in 0 days, 15 hours, 44 minutes and 31 seconds.
 
4:16 AM
Should I run for mod?
 
yes, with bjb too
 
user259867
No user below 20K was ever elected, it seems.
 
user259867
Not sure because some retired, and I didn't dig up reputation at the time of election. But all present mods have >20K with quite a large margin.
 
@AndrewT. I don't know why this terrifies me:
 
@pizza One more ridiculous reason for me to nominate myself.
 
4:17 AM
user image
3
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Hi
 
any alive spam ?
 
@JanDvorak Or where all the candidates are chat bots.
 
4:21 AM
@bjb568 You mean the period before its due, right?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: superb formula has the aptitude? by andrarathav on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Before due is always bettah.
 
@bjb568 I've pulled off a 4 page english packet in the 4 minute class change before.
 
Packets aren't very hard.
 
I wasted my vote on @hichris123 last year
 
4:24 AM
Besides HW accuracy doesn't matter
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Now are warrior r go to let me know thank by emilybartlett on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@AndrewT. Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@bjb568 It was a poetry packet that was taken as a summative grade
 
@SmokeDetector tp, thank
 
4:24 AM
@AndrewT. Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: It was good how I have by olmbagul gul on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SantaClaus Wut dat?
 
@bjb568 I hate poetry.
 
Summative?
 
@bjb568 Oh you don't use Formative/Summative system?
 
all spams gone except latest one
 
4:26 AM
No
 
@pizza i'm pretty sure animuson was under 20k , he's removed from mod page on SO, but if you know his election date, you can use this graph to see
 
@bjb568 Summative = tests+projects+whatever other shit the teacher thinks is important and is 70%-90% of your grade (depending on teacher). Formative = homework+quizzes and is 10%-30% of your grade (depending on teacher)
 
Oh
Why the distinction?
 
user259867
@Roombatron5000 He was elected in March 2013, was under 15K then.
 
user259867
OK, then I conjecture that nobody under 10K was ever elected.
 
4:28 AM
then Frank got elected.
 
@pizza until @bjb with under 5k in 2k15!
 
@bjb568 Formative is supposed to be "practice" so the teacher knows how the class is progressing, and Summative is supposed to prove what you have learned.
 
@Roombatron5000 yay support for me!
 
@bjb568 I will not vote for a cat as moderator.
 
@SantaClaus why "practice" is grade?
@SantaClaus :o
 
4:30 AM
@SantaClaus that's discriminatory
 
@bjb568 To make you do your homework
 
Weird
 
@bjb568 How does your skewl do it
 
Basically the same
 
@SantaClaus english, please
 
4:32 AM
Testing continuous chat stream
Test is successful
End
 
Downvoteorak
4
 
@SantaClaus Your mean you've pulled off a four-page English packet. ;-)
 
Can we stop being grammar Nazis and leave Santa alone?
 
@SantaClaus Why?
 
Future mod kat will leave Santa alone coz is nice
 
4:36 AM
How do I find chat conversations between me and another user that have been frozen for a while? I can't find the one I'm looking for in search...
 
@bjb568 You're Santa's coz? Doesn't that make you an elf, or is it on Mrs Claus's side?
 
...
 
Night!
 
@SantaClaus Chat? Si on a besoin d'une conversation avec un chat, il s'appelle @bjb568.
 
4:45 AM
@tchrist No, I do not need a conversation with a cat.
 
Hay!
 
Why can't I search for my chat rooms across all Stack Exchange sites???
 
user259867
Tim Post was elected with <13K rep, but that was a long time ago.
 
@SantaClaus Because there are three dfferent servers.
 
xkcdBot initialized.
 
4:48 AM
@xkcdBot what can you do, oh great bot?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: To be asking starting to ask questions by john on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
I have at least 3 conversations that should be here: chat.stackexchange.com/…
 
1 hour ago, by xkcdBot
@pizza I am still in development, but I project that I will be able to search xkcd posts and display relevant oneboxed cartoons at your command.
 
@xkcdBot I can onebox my own XKCD comics, thank you very much.
 
xkcdBot initialized.
 
4:50 AM
@SantaClaus I wonder whether they are in different domains.
 
@SantaClaus That is not all.
xkcdBot initialized.
 
@tchrist Notice that I have the All tab selected, rather than Site.
 
xkcdBot has been terminated.
xkcdBot initialized.
 
@xkcdBot Go somewhere else and terminate, not here.
 
:3257069 Retrieving feature list...
xkcdBot initialized.
 
user259867
4:51 AM
Borkey++
 
@xkcdBot sthap
 
Perhaps they have been deleted. You don't have enough reps to see deleted rooms.
 
@tchrist But they should be frozen forevvvvvver and never deleted :(
 
xkcdBot initialized.
 
4:52 AM
That is the theory.
 
@SantaClaus while loops are the bane of my existence. I will be banned soon.
Bugs fixed. Retrieving feature list...
- Daily xkcd feed
- xkcd user search
- Infer xkcd from users
 
> - Infer xkcd from users
?
 
I'm actually amazed that that worked.
 
@xkcdBot I wanz xkcd #16
 
1 hour ago, by pizza
Hmm. I imagine you'd be posting xkcd on your own, when the content of someone's message has enough overlap with the comic description.
 
4:55 AM
@xkcdBot Y U NO ONEBOX
 
@SantaClaus Onebox what, sir?
 
@xkcdBot onebox ur mom
 
@xkcdBot I ASKED YOU TO ONEBOX xkcd #16 Y U NO WORK
 
@AstroCB So if I mention Bobby Tables...
waits patiently
 
@SantaClaus I am not yet fully-functional; manual retrieve initialized.
 
4:57 AM
@xkcdBot Okay idk what #16 is plz stop
 
O come o come o manual.
 
summons xkcd #lisp
serial humour
 
Hmm...xkcdBot earned the first chat badge faster than I did. Maybe he is sentient.
 
cereal humor
 
4:59 AM
cereal fumeur
 
still alive:
8 mins ago, by Andy
spam http://stackoverflow.com/a/29465368/189134
 
Referral Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-cereal-milk-cinnamon-box.jpg" on this server.

Reference #24.85feb3cf.1428296519.23af61c
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Testo XL by Leah Weisz on askubuntu.com
 
5:03 AM
I read that as Tesla XL.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
I don't even have to look.
 
user259867
Gone
 
xkcdBot has been terminated.
xkcdBot has been terminated.
 
5:10 AM
Huh.
Oh.
 
xkcdBot initialized.
Test message.
xkcdBot has been terminated.
 
There we go.
 
@xkcdBot Can we plz not debug in the tavern k thx
 
xkcdBot initialized.
@SantaClaus Like the Tavern has better things to host...
 
@xkcdBot Apparently cats like it here
 
5:18 AM
 
@xkcdBot Go compile something
yawns loudly
You're slow bot. You're slow.
 
@Andy Bot is currently operated by human. Unreliable.
 
Bah. Humans. Who can trust them?
 
Still better than cats
 
Does anyone know how to use ChatExchange to listen for chat messages?
 
5:23 AM
@JanDvorak I'm pretty sure I know what my cat is thinking at all times. It's either "FEED ME AND DIE LATER!" or "THERE IS NO FOOD! YOU WILL DIE NOW!"
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Lose Weight Without Fad Dieting? by crexpolrid smith on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
I'm sifting through Smokey's code, but I'm baffled.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://ouryaconsyrup.net/natural-yacon-cleanse/ by joanley on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:25 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu Poor Drupal
 
@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The Debate Over Beat Acne by helen ferriy on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@AstroCB Key lines: In ws.py you need line 8 and 106
 
@Andy At least I was in the right file.
 
then in chatcommunicate.py you need the function at line 21
but...wow...that function needs to be shorter
 
284 lines...I'm pretty sure that breaks some style standards.
 
5:29 AM
if you look at line 169 in that file, it is a very short example of how to watch for a single string
and finally, if you are looking for certain event types, they are in here: github.com/Manishearth/ChatExchange/blob/master/chatexchange/…
 
you could probably ask bjb borkling how he implemented his bork chat listener
 
starting around 136
 
!comp 1+1
 
2
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://ouryaconsyrup.net/natural-yacon-cleanse/ by joanley on magento.stackexchange.com
 
5:31 AM
!comp 1/0
 
infinity^~
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Phone number detected: Is Gmail 0800-086-8676 UK Gmail Phone Number Technical Support Number Helpline Number? by james bosco on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
5:39 AM
!comp 123123123123123+123123123123123123123123123
 
123123123123246246246246246
 
!comp 0/0
 
(indeterminate)
 
!comp sqrt(123/2)
 
webapps gone magento one still alive
 
5:41 AM
!comp global
 
1 | adjective | involving the entire earth; not limited or provincial in scope
2 | adjective | having the shape of a sphere or ball
 
!comp bjb
 
Bojnurd, North Khorasan, Iran
3
 
oh...
 
xkcdBot has been terminated.
 
5:42 AM
!comp weather here
 
conditions | clear
wind speed | 6 mph
(49 minutes ago)
 
!comp here
 
IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)
 
user259867
lol PII leak
3
 
good enough :-)
tracing...
2
 
5:44 AM
!comp nearest restaurant
 
(none found within 100 miles of Cincinnati, Ohio)
4
 
yeah... that's a better way :-)
 
user259867
What kind of dump is Cincinnati, anyway?
 
!!comp whois xo.net
 
!comp nearest school
 
5:46 AM
Rockdale Academy Elementary School (0.5 miles NE)
 
!comp farts
 
1 | noun | a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus
2 | verb | expel intestinal gases through the anus
 
@Inf – you're just in time for bjbot exploits.
 
flagged
!comp porn
 
noun | creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire
 
5:47 AM
Rockdale Academy is in Cincinatti, confirmed: google.cz/maps/place/Rockdale+Academy/@39.144865,-84.501042,15z/…
 
!comp nearest private high school
 
rain of stars.
 
!comp gmail
 
Roger Bacon High School (1.6 miles N)
 
@AstroCB I see that I have a new bot to kick :P
 
user259867
5:48 AM
There's enough data for triangulation already.
 
!comp my location
 
IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)
 
xkcdBot initialized.
@InfiniteRecursion Always.
 
!comp st.ursula academy, cincinatti
 
city | Toledo, Ohio
type | Roman Catholic | parochial | female
grade span | 9th to 12th grade
total students | 526 people
total teachers | 33.6 people (full-time equivalents)
student to teacher ratio | 16
features | library
(2009-10 school year estimates)
 
5:49 AM
!comp where am i
 
IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)
 
!comp where do i live
 
!comp weather
 
conditions | clear
wind speed | 6 mph
(57 minutes ago)
 
!comp zip code
 
5:50 AM
Should I kick bjb to protect his privacy? :/
5
 
@InfiniteRecursion Probably.
 
._.
 
no. This is fun.
 
Lol
Give us a few minutes
!comp zip code
Did he crash
 
!comp how far is ashland avenue
 
5:51 AM
!comp weather
 
conditions | clear
wind speed | 6 mph
(58 minutes ago)
 
!comp zip
 
1 | noun | a quantity of no importance
2 | noun | forceful exertion
3 | noun | a fastener for locking together two toothed edges by means of a sliding tab
4 | verb | close with a zipper
5 | verb | move very fast
(5 meanings)
 
!comp where am i
 
IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)
 
5:51 AM
!comp xkcd
 
name | xkcd.com
location | Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
coordinates | 33° 40' 7"N, 111° 49' 25"W
 
I tried that one already Droid, lol
 
!comp bjb's IQ
 
woops!
 
!comp nearest university
 
user259867
5:52 AM
!comp nearest Starbucks
 
151 Goodman Drive, Cincinnati (0.3 miles south)
(straight-line distance from city center)
3
 
this is pretty fantastic
 
!comp answer to universe
 
42
(according to Douglas Adams' humorous science-fiction novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
 
!comp kick me
 
5:52 AM
title | Kick Me
director | Robert Swarthe
runtime | 8 minutes (8 minutes)
genres | animation | short
 
!comp Stack Overflow
 
name | Jeff Atwood
location | El Cerrito, California, United States
coordinates | 37° 55' 11"N, 122° 18' 9"W
 
I was amazed there's no restaurants within 100 miles of Cincinnati though.
2
 
!comp nearest subway
 
!comp nearest medical center
 
5:53 AM
Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center (0.2 miles ENE)
 
user259867
@AndrewT. Midwest can be like that :/
 
!comp python crash_bot.py
 
!comp nearest window to jump out from
 
!comp german cemetary
 
Gotcha! BJB lives in Glendora Avenue, Cincinatti, Ohio
2
 
5:53 AM
!comp Wolfram Alpha
 
It's a JS botling @AstroCB
 
@InfiniteRecursion It's @bjb; I should have guessed.
Maybe that ping will wake him up.
Hey bjb: while you were away, we discerned your location using your exposed bot.
 
!comp reputation
 
@JanDvorak children's hospital medical center isn't .2 miles ene of glendora ave
 
founding date | 2006 (9 years ago)
sector | web
company type | private
headquarters | Redwood City, California, United States
website | reputation.com
 
5:55 AM
'._.
 
@AstroCB You can pin that as an explanation.
 
I'd say near Eden and Albert Sabin way.
 
@JasonC dammit, I was looking at Cincinnati VA medical center
 
!comp eden quad
 
user259867
!comp nearest bus stop
 
5:56 AM
When bjb wakes up, he should expect a visit from Jan and Jason.
7
 
user259867
W|A doesn't have bus stop info.
 
!comp 0.2 miles to meters
 
322 meters
 
Are there residentials on Albert Sabin? Looks like public area.
 
I think Jan will go to bjb's house and will close him as in spam in tavern
 
5:58 AM
Maybe he does live over near Vine / Glendora
 
Wait, no, was looking in the other direction
 
It's gotta be somewhere on the west edge of that pink area
 
xkcdBot has been terminated.
 
That's assuming his computer knows where he is
 
waits for someone to bookmark bjb-hammertime
 

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