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12:08 AM
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12:21 AM
start `\\.\#\>` end
Be converted to
start <code>\\.\#\></code> end
start <code>\.#></code> end
If it was already enclosed by backticks, it should be interpreted literally: double backslash is double backslash.
So no escaping backticks?
@bjb568 Up to profiling JS?
lol, autocarrot
@hichris123 whajamean?
@bjb568 Figuring out why the code is slow.
12:34 AM
@bjb568 Oh, just highcharts. Y'know, the thing I'm using for the CV Queue graph. ;P
What's the question?
@bjb568 Are you up to figuring out why highcharts is slow?
Does it look like it?
Why would I bother anyway?
@bjb568 'cause you would speed up the web?
12:36 AM
People should just not use highcharts.
No likey autocarrot.
@bjb568 Then what should they use?
Their own code.
Feb 2 at 0:54, by Fundamental
@hichris123 CanvasJS has a live demo with 100K data points.
Feb 2 at 0:55, by hichris123
Huh. Looks good but not as pretty. :(
12:48 AM
fast > pretty
but... but...
@hichris123 @bjb568 is so corporate, he's invented his own version of Not Invented Here.
@AlexisKing This is starting to sound like TDWTF now...
enum Boolean { True, False, FileNotFound }
enum FileNotFound {True, False, Exception }
12:55 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How do I get people to like me after going on a rampage? by ginga-ninja on gaming.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu spam
@pizza Blacklisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Macronutrients for Building Lean Muscle Mass by Richard Hahn on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@SmokeDetector tpu blacklist candidate crazybulkreviewsz.com
@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
1:34 AM
@SmokeDetector fp
@pizza Registered answer as false positive.
so, got phone back, no sim, no microsd... I wonder how the fuck is my phone with the factory default...
2:00 AM
Q: How did my Android phone ended with the factory default?

BraiamMy Samsung GT-S7390E without modifications got stolen. I got it back about 1-2 hours after. No SIM, no MicroSD. All "fine" up there. The thing that has me puzzled is that it ended with the factory defaults. So, contacts, apps, etc. wiped. Yet it has Samsung's version of Android. How? It's possibl...

@SmokeDetector tpu
@AstroCB Blacklisted user.
Best opening sentence of any Stack Exchange question ever. — 5arx 1 hour ago
Q: sewer or sewers

Andrew Raymond PetersI was playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES when I stopped to ponder; when in a place full of sewage, am I in the sewer or am I in the sewers? Mayhaps both? Also on further use of the root word, if a sewer contains and, by mixture, creates sewage then would a person covered in that se...

It’s not really a question, but it is funny.
@tchrist that is a work of art
2:18 AM
@pizza blacklisted
@Braiam Did you have a PIN/password lock?
@hichris123 yep
@Braiam Hrm... well, if you input it incorrectly too many times, does it factory reset the device?
@hichris123 what the....!
it does?
@Braiam On some devices it does that.
Not sure about yours, but...
@SmokeDetector fp edited
2:21 AM
@pizza Registered answer as false positive.
@Braiam Not sure if it's really an infosec question; could be better at Android Enthusiasts. But get a sympathy upvote anyway.
@pizza well, it rises security concerns :/
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES? by Devin on stackoverflow.com
2:45 AM
Not a real Stack Exchange meetup until Shog has walked on a table #semeetup2014 http://t.co/2BX0r9v3Q3
3:03 AM
@SmokeDetector fp edited
@pizza Registered answer as false positive.
@Braiam Just saying... at the current rate you might get Q-banned from Information Security :)
how do we know @shog is not a multithreaded bot written in C#, living on a SE server?
@chmod711telkitty because that would run on a headless server, but he's bodyless
3:25 AM
umm, shog could live on the internet without head or body
Why 711?
In Unix-like operating systems, chmod is the command and system call which may change the access permissions to file system objects (files and directories). It may also alter special mode flags. The request is filtered by the umask. The name is an abbreviation of change mode. == History == A chmod command first appeared in AT&T Unix version 1. As systems grew in number and types of users access_control_lists were added to many file systems in addition to these most basic modes to increase flexibility. == Command syntax == Usual implemented options include: -R recursive, i.e. include objects in...
because only I can read or write telkitty, you only can 'execute' & see what I do :p
3:31 AM
3:52 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Unable to open ISO file by using WinRAR by zimbabwe on superuser.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@pizza Blacklisted user.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
making breakthrus with md parser
Thots on using ^^ for (nontrivial) sup and vv for sub?
vv for sub is weird.
Also, 2^3^4 is ambiguous: is it 2 to power 3^4, or 2^3 to power 4? Different things.
4:26 AM
TeX syntax: 2^{3^4} or, say, x_{n_k}, makes this clear.
@pizza meh, parens work
@pizza What else is there?
The underscore, as in my example. If you only use asterisks for italics.
Underscore is weird.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SPAM AWAITING DELETION by slim colvin on ux.stackexchange.com
y do dat?
@SmokeDetector tpu pls don't ignore me plssssssssss
4:52 AM
What markdown should code an HTML Cite element?
5:03 AM
I can't think of anything better than [c].
@SmokeDetector fp, email check should be disabled for lang.SO sites too. (@hichris123)
@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
5:24 AM
MDN is pretty great.
tags = {
'`': 'code',
'``': 'samp',
'*': 'em',
'**': 'strong',
'_': 'i',
'–––': 's',
'+++': 'ins',
'---': 'del',
'^^': 'sup',
'vv': 'sub',
'[c]': 'cite',
'[s]': 'small',
'[u]': 'u',
'[v]': 'var',
'::': 'kbd',
'"': 'q'
Phew, that better be enough for my inlineMarkdown function.
5:34 AM
bot is broken :'(
8916100448255 is kewl
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Работа с MiiNePort W1 by bsl on ru.stackoverflow.com
5:52 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu SPAM
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
Of course I'm out of flags, having spent them in 30 minutes of UTC day.
6:17 AM
@SmokeDetector gone
Ok, done with my inlineMarkdown. github.com/bjb568/Markdown-HTML Somebody look at it while I sleep. Make sure it actually works. pokes @uni @programfox
It was theroly borked.
It's so late.
!translate theroly to english
@SmokeDetector умерший
Not quite. "умерший" refers to a person and means someone who died on their own. The spam post was mercilessly killed.
"убит" would work
6:24 AM
Depending on the 404 message, I guess :-)
So far, ru.SO is not exactly a big hit. Only 16 "new" users (i.e., created in the past 46 days) have reputation >101. And that includes @nicael with his suggested edit. :)
Wonder what he is up to there.
@SmokeDetector tpu, I like how this filter works.
@pizza Blacklisted user.
7:09 AM
last one is now closed, other one needs 2 more
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Square wave Matlab code please T.T by solarisbf on stackoverflow.com
I'll go with unclear
@SmokeDetector fp
@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
@SmokeDetector fp
7:19 AM
@pizza Registered answer as false positive.
7:40 AM
Parenting spam is still there, at -3 after an hour: parenting.stackexchange.com/questions/12780/…
8:12 AM
Now at -5
Yay, nuked it
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Are Logia types over powered? by Hellion Cazzy on anime.stackexchange.com
8:32 AM
Is it ass?
Not sure what to do with that post...is it a question...but on Anime you never know, it all looks alien to me...
@rene probably "beat the shit out of anything" - doesn't look overly offensive but can't make any sense of it much either. Probably best left to them...
@PeterJ OK
8:47 AM
There was a f*ck in there as well
We all have our favorite words to look for...
9:31 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to merge to tables into one table by user3913154 on stackoverflow.com
oh dear
Morning! (just....)
10:09 AM
@rene at least you're not a deer
He could be, I've never seen a human indent their break statements that way :p
Such venery.
@PeterJ he's not active in the tag though ...
Perhaps it was a statement regarding his whitemeatness.
10:25 AM
"Rene, the other white meat" ...
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why was One Piece white washed? by Hellion Cazzy on anime.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Are Logia types over powered? by Hellion Cazzy on anime.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector ignore
@rene Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
That new post is offensive?
n o i d e a
10:43 AM
Q: How do I import CSS just for some classes or ids?

nicaelSay, I have this HTML structure: <div id="header">Header</div> <div id="body">Body</div> <div id="footer">Footer</div> And an external CSS file (/styles.css), which contains #header{ color:red; } #footer{ color:red; } Now with the help of javascript I can easily load the whole C...

(gonna use an expected solution to import the style of voting buttons from Android.SE, they are so beautiful :))
11:04 AM
Sexuality is on its way to the 3rd reboot!
I’ve just cottoned to SS-3.14’s strategy: post so many bad suggestions for 30k privs that anybody voting on them will get reversed for serial downvoting.
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: #Is the following series convergent?# by user224882 on math.stackexchange.com
11:21 AM
11:32 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: CUDA 7 sample make file fail by Galtima on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector fp
@rene Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
is about how to check if an email is valid/ to prevent that the email ends-up in the spam folder
11:54 AM
@tchrist lol, and it will be reversed actually :D inb4 bunch of questions regarding nullified votes tomorrow
1:02 PM
I wonder if SE uses Fedex
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss & Pure Colon Detox by haanijaani on meta.stackexchange.com
1:37 PM
@nicael Wonder whether it will reverse his answer ban. :)
2:01 PM
@SmokeDetector tpu
@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
"Yep" as an alias for "tpu" for Smokey
It would make things more interesting.
@AstroCB also tpa
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Duplexer for portable VHF repeater by Abdou on electronics.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tp
2:13 PM
@Braiam true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Braiam Blacklisted user.
@Braiam Why? It's NAA, but not spam.
@AstroCB domain name...
2:25 PM
Your post appears to contain code that is not properly ormatted as code please indent all code by 4 spaces usig the code toolbar button or the ctrl k it say that when i want to do the code at the edit ? :/ — Revogaminger 13 mins ago
I guess it's really difficult to understand this message :D
@nicael OP is quoting the message that appears when you don't indent your code when posting a question on SO.
> Oops! Your edit couldn't be submitted because: Your post appears to contain code that is not properly formatted as code. Please indent all code by 4 spaces using the code toolbar button or the CTRL+K keyboard shortcut. For more editing help, click the [?] toolbar icon.
I know
But seems that it's difficult for him to get it how to format.
If SO were a TOEFL, that poster would receive a failing mark.
Btw, I realized that this is an audit but didn't take any action yet. What do you see when you click this link?
2:29 PM
The HTML comments in the post say <-- This is a nicael sting operation. -->.
How would you like to own some beach-front property in Colorado?
@nicael he, not only has his code not added to the question, but! Posted a image of the code on a third party!!!! And people wonders why the heck we seems elitist...
Right next to Great Sand Dunes National Park.
2:31 PM
@Braiam I guess he just wants to save the children.
@nicael IMO the question sucks
Btw, I clicked "edit" just to see what happens and failed :D
@tchrist where did you find it?..
@nicael At that property I’m selling you.
@tchrist that was a pretty strange joke....
2:45 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Various View-panes with arguments from url in the same panel-page. It is possible? by Joan on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in username, Bad keyword in body: service solahart 0812.9749.7704 by service solahart on ebooks.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector water heater repair service -_-
2:56 PM
ebooks? I have to create an account there...
I have an account there only because there's been spam there before
@SmokeDetector bad title, bad username, and bad body -- triple hit.
Ebooks isn't looking too great... area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/46400/ebooks
At least it's better than Community Building's 0.1 questions a day and 21 visits a day.
seems like a lot of inactive users... not many have 2k/3k.
@Doorknob ouch.
IIRC the visits/day used to be even lower
3:11 PM
@Doorknob the public is more restricted, ebooks is a fairly popular topic
(maybe I should tweet a CM I used to know, which was teacher of mine)
@Braiam is... that your phone?
no, nevermind.
@hichris123 no, but Samsung seems to have something similar forums.androidcentral.com/verizon-droid-dna/…
for the Galaxy
3:25 PM
@Braiam really? huh, so I was right. :/
@Braiam I agree that's.. not a good feature android.stackexchange.com/questions/92421/…
@AndrewT. I believe encryption offers the same security without the risks
4:26 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: performing no good to the skin by almeklick hery on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@hichris123 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
How can one maintain a positive net vote total (read: more upvotes than downvotes) when there are more poor postings than mediocre or good ones?
Avert one’s eyes?
@tchrist You mean on SO or some other site?
4:42 PM
That’s somewhat amusing.
Notice how one user has only upvoted once. :)
how the heck people votes as "should be improved"? stackoverflow.com/review/triage/7578214
@tchrist Now count how many Taverners are on that list. :P
@hichris123 Not a few.
@tchrist myself, @AstroCB, @Undo, TMG
the only I could easily spot
@tchrist Lol, it's Eric Lippert. Maybe Microsoft made him bitter.
4:50 PM
@Braiam No, plenty more.
Because it shows how that correlates with account creation date, perhaps with reps.
@tchrist Btw, data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/296601/…, with percentage formatting and proper precision.
is important to see what kind of questions they answer
I finally started using Windows 8, because I guess it's time to move on.
Surprisingly, I really like it.
The default window decoration theme is super cool, too.
@Braiam Also appearing are our belovèd @pizza, @Roombatron5000, @Unihedro, @bjb568, @Doorknob, @InfiniteRecursion, @hichris123. I may have missed some.
Somewhere I have a more flattering version of this.

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