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Unihedro

4:00 AM

@hichris123 ?

xkcdBot

The same goes for the one where you're wrestling the Green Ranger in the swimming pool full of Crisco. You guys all have that dream, right? It's not just me. Right?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Delicious flavorful foods they keep you fall by pichli gali on superuser.com

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Jan Dvorak

april fools day idea: run a mod election, where all the candidates are those who already are mods on that site

Andrew T.

4:04 AM

vote to demote!

Alexis King

@JanDvorak April fools' day idea: for one day, everyone is a moderator, except the mods. >:D

(This cannot possibly go poorly!)

Unihedro

:S

inb4 raid delete

Jan Dvorak

@AlexisKing enly if you roll back the site afterwards

AstroCB

@AlexisKing You'd have to roll back the site a week.

user259867

@AlexisKing They had it halfway: EEEEK! I can't close anything!

SmokeDetector

4:11 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Questioning the safety by Preqiwzq on drupal.stackexchange.com

Unihedro

Whose bot is xkcdBot?

user259867

Astro's

xkcdBot

@Unihedro My owner is AstroCB, but you needn't worry about that because I am sentient.

user259867

!!/so2015

SmokeDetector

@pizza Yay for the 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election! Nominations start in 0 days, 15 hours, 44 minutes and 31 seconds.

Unihedro

4:16 AM

Should I run for mod?

Andrew T.

yes, with bjb too

user259867

No user below 20K was ever elected, it seems.

user259867

Not sure because some retired, and I didn't dig up reputation at the time of election. But all present mods have >20K with quite a large margin.

AstroCB

@AndrewT. I don't know why this terrifies me:

Jason C

@pizza One more ridiculous reason for me to nominate myself.

AstroCB

4:17 AM

3

Morning!

Morning!

Hi

any alive spam ?

found only one at -4 drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/154032/…

Jason C

@JanDvorak Or where all the candidates are chat bots.

Santa Claus

4:21 AM

@bjb568 You mean the period before its due, right?

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: superb formula has the aptitude? by andrarathav on drupal.stackexchange.com

bjb568

Before due is always bettah.

Santa Claus

@bjb568 I've pulled off a 4 page english packet in the 4 minute class change before.

bjb568

Packets aren't very hard.

Roombatron5000

I wasted my vote on @hichris123 last year

bjb568

4:24 AM

Besides HW accuracy doesn't matter

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Now are warrior r go to let me know thank by emilybartlett on drupal.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Santa Claus

@bjb568 It was a poetry packet that was taken as a summative grade

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector tp, thank

SmokeDetector

4:24 AM

@AndrewT. Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: It was good how I have by olmbagul gul on meta.stackexchange.com

bjb568

@SantaClaus Wut dat?

Santa Claus

@bjb568 I hate poetry.

bjb568

Summative?

Santa Claus

@bjb568 Oh you don't use Formative/Summative system?

SilentKiller

all spams gone except latest one

bjb568

4:26 AM

No

Roombatron5000

@pizza i'm pretty sure animuson was under 20k , he's removed from mod page on SO, but if you know his election date, you can use this graph to see

Santa Claus

@bjb568 Summative = tests+projects+whatever other shit the teacher thinks is important and is 70%-90% of your grade (depending on teacher). Formative = homework+quizzes and is 10%-30% of your grade (depending on teacher)

bjb568

Oh

Why the distinction?

user259867

@Roombatron5000 He was elected in March 2013, was under 15K then.

user259867

OK, then I conjecture that nobody under 10K was ever elected.

Andrew T.

4:28 AM

then Frank got elected.

Roombatron5000

@pizza until @bjb with under 5k in 2k15!

Santa Claus

@bjb568 Formative is supposed to be "practice" so the teacher knows how the class is progressing, and Summative is supposed to prove what you have learned.

bjb568

@Roombatron5000 yay support for me!

Santa Claus

@bjb568 I will not vote for a cat as moderator.

bjb568

@SantaClaus why "practice" is grade?

@SantaClaus :o

Roombatron5000

4:30 AM

@SantaClaus that's discriminatory

Santa Claus

@bjb568 To make you do your homework

bjb568

Weird

Santa Claus

@bjb568 How does your skewl do it

bjb568

Basically the same

Jan Dvorak

@SantaClaus english, please

xkcdBot

4:32 AM

Testing continuous chat stream

Test is successful

End

Roombatron5000

Downvoteorak

4

tchrist

@SantaClaus Your mean you've pulled off a four-page English packet. ;-)

Santa Claus

Can we stop being grammar Nazis and leave Santa alone?

Jan Dvorak

@SantaClaus Why?

bjb568

Future mod kat will leave Santa alone coz is nice

Santa Claus

4:36 AM

How do I find chat conversations between me and another user that have been frozen for a while? I can't find the one I'm looking for in search...

tchrist

@bjb568 You're Santa's coz? Doesn't that make you an elf, or is it on Mrs Claus's side?

bjb568

...

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care Ideas To Keep Your Skin Glowing? by yjyul bnuls on superuser.com

bjb568

Night!

tchrist

@SantaClaus Chat? Si on a besoin d'une conversation avec un chat, il s'appelle @bjb568.

Santa Claus

4:45 AM

@tchrist No, I do not need a conversation with a cat.

bjb568

Hay!

Santa Claus

Why can't I search for my chat rooms across all Stack Exchange sites???

user259867

Tim Post was elected with <13K rep, but that was a long time ago.

tchrist

@SantaClaus Because there are three dfferent servers.

xkcdBot

xkcdBot initialized.

Santa Claus

4:48 AM

@xkcdBot what can you do, oh great bot?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: To be asking starting to ask questions by john on drupal.stackexchange.com

Santa Claus

I have at least 3 conversations that should be here: chat.stackexchange.com/…

xkcdBot

1 hour ago, by xkcdBot

@pizza I am still in development, but I project that I will be able to search xkcd posts and display relevant oneboxed cartoons at your command.

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot I can onebox my own XKCD comics, thank you very much.

xkcdBot

xkcdBot initialized.

tchrist

4:50 AM

@SantaClaus I wonder whether they are in different domains.

xkcdBot

@SantaClaus That is not all.

xkcdBot initialized.

Santa Claus

@tchrist Notice that I have the All tab selected, rather than Site.

xkcdBot

xkcdBot has been terminated.

xkcdBot initialized.

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot Go somewhere else and terminate, not here.

xkcdBot

[A:3257069 Retrieving feature list...

xkcdBot initialized.

user259867

4:51 AM

Borkey++

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot sthap

Andy

spam stackoverflow.com/a/29465368/189134

tchrist

Perhaps they have been deleted. You don't have enough reps to see deleted rooms.

Santa Claus

@tchrist But they should be frozen forevvvvvver and never deleted :(

xkcdBot

xkcdBot initialized.

tchrist

4:52 AM

That is the theory.

xkcdBot

@SantaClaus while loops are the bane of my existence. I will be banned soon.

Bugs fixed. Retrieving feature list...

- Daily xkcd feed

- xkcd user search

- Infer xkcd from users

Andy

> - Infer xkcd from users

?

AstroCB

I'm actually amazed that that worked.

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot I wanz xkcd #16

AstroCB

1 hour ago, by pizza

Hmm. I imagine you'd be posting xkcd on your own, when the content of someone's message has enough overlap with the comic description.

Santa Claus

4:55 AM

@xkcdBot Y U NO ONEBOX

xkcdBot

@SantaClaus Onebox what, sir?

Jason C

@xkcdBot onebox ur mom

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot I ASKED YOU TO ONEBOX xkcd #16 Y U NO WORK

Andy

@AstroCB So if I mention Bobby Tables...

waits patiently

xkcdBot

@SantaClaus I am not yet fully-functional; manual retrieve initialized.

Santa Claus

4:57 AM

@xkcdBot Okay idk what #16 is plz stop

tchrist

O come o come o manual.

xkcdBot

@SantaClaus xkcd.com/16

I went to a dinner where there was a full 10 minutes of Holy Grail quotes exchanged, with no context, in lieu of conversation. It depressed me badly.

tchrist

summons xkcd #lisp

serial humour

AstroCB

Hmm...xkcdBot earned the first chat badge faster than I did. Maybe he is sentient.

Jason C

cereal humor

tchrist

4:59 AM

cereal fumeur

Andy

still alive:

8 mins ago, by Andy

spam http://stackoverflow.com/a/29465368/189134

Jan Dvorak

Jason C

Andy

Referral Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-cereal-milk-cinnamon-box.jpg" on this server.

Reference #24.85feb3cf.1428296519.23af61c

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Testo XL by Leah Weisz on askubuntu.com

tchrist

5:03 AM

I read that as Tesla XL.

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

AstroCB

I don't even have to look.

user259867

Gone

xkcdBot

xkcdBot has been terminated.

AstroCB

5:10 AM

Huh.

Oh.

xkcdBot

xkcdBot initialized.

Test message.

xkcdBot has been terminated.

AstroCB

There we go.

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot Can we plz not debug in the tavern k thx

xkcdBot

xkcdBot initialized.

@SantaClaus Like the Tavern has better things to host...

Santa Claus

@xkcdBot Apparently cats like it here

xkcdBot

5:18 AM

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

2

Andy

@xkcdBot Go compile something

yawns loudly

You're slow bot. You're slow.

xkcdBot

@Andy Bot is currently operated by human. Unreliable.

Andy

Bah. Humans. Who can trust them?

Jan Dvorak

Still better than cats

AstroCB

Does anyone know how to use ChatExchange to listen for chat messages?

Andy

5:23 AM

@JanDvorak I'm pretty sure I know what my cat is thinking at all times. It's either "FEED ME AND DIE LATER!" or "THERE IS NO FOOD! YOU WILL DIE NOW!"

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Lose Weight Without Fad Dieting? by crexpolrid smith on meta.stackexchange.com

Roombatron5000

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

AstroCB

I'm sifting through Smokey's code, but I'm baffled.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://ouryaconsyrup.net/natural-yacon-cleanse/ by joanley on drupal.stackexchange.com

AstroCB

5:25 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu Poor Drupal

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The Debate Over Beat Acne by helen ferriy on drupal.stackexchange.com

Andy

@AstroCB Key lines: In ws.py you need line 8 and 106

AstroCB

@Andy At least I was in the right file.

Andy

then in chatcommunicate.py you need the function at line 21

but...wow...that function needs to be shorter

AstroCB

284 lines...I'm pretty sure that breaks some style standards.

Andy

5:29 AM

if you look at line 169 in that file, it is a very short example of how to watch for a single string

and finally, if you are looking for certain event types, they are in here: github.com/Manishearth/ChatExchange/blob/master/chatexchange/…

Andrew T.

you could probably ask ~~bjb~~ borkling how he implemented his bork chat listener

starting around 136

!comp 1+1

2

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://ouryaconsyrup.net/natural-yacon-cleanse/ by joanley on magento.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

5:31 AM

!comp 1/0

bjb568

infinity^~

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Phone number detected: Is Gmail 0800-086-8676 UK Gmail Phone Number Technical Support Number Helpline Number? by james bosco on webapps.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

AstroCB

5:39 AM

!comp 123123123123123+123123123123123123123123123

bjb568

123123123123246246246246246

!comp 0/0

(indeterminate)

!comp sqrt(123/2)

webapps gone magento one still alive

Jan Dvorak

5:41 AM

!comp global

bjb568

1 | adjective | involving the entire earth; not limited or provincial in scope
2 | adjective | having the shape of a sphere or ball

Andrew T.

!comp bjb

bjb568

Bojnurd, North Khorasan, Iran

3

Andrew T.

oh...

xkcdBot

xkcdBot has been terminated.

Jan Dvorak

5:42 AM

!comp weather here

bjb568

conditions | clear
wind speed | 6 mph
(49 minutes ago)

Jan Dvorak

!comp here

bjb568

IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)

user259867

lol PII leak

3

Jan Dvorak

good enough :-)

tracing...

2

Andrew T.

5:44 AM

!comp nearest restaurant

bjb568

(none found within 100 miles of Cincinnati, Ohio)

4

Jan Dvorak

yeah... that's a better way :-)

user259867

What kind of dump is Cincinnati, anyway?

Jan Dvorak

!!comp whois xo.net

AstroCB

!comp nearest school

bjb568

5:46 AM

Rockdale Academy Elementary School (0.5 miles NE)

Jason C

!comp farts

bjb568

1 | noun | a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus
2 | verb | expel intestinal gases through the anus

AstroCB

@Inf – you're just in time for bjbot exploits.

Jason C

flagged

!comp porn

bjb568

noun | creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire

Jan Dvorak

5:47 AM

Rockdale Academy is in Cincinatti, confirmed: google.cz/maps/place/Rockdale+Academy/@39.144865,-84.501042,15z/…

AstroCB

!comp nearest private high school

SilentKiller

rain of stars.

Jason C

!comp gmail

bjb568

Roger Bacon High School (1.6 miles N)

Infinite Recursion

@AstroCB I see that I have a new bot to kick :P

user259867

5:48 AM

There's enough data for triangulation already.

Jason C

!comp my location

bjb568

IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)

xkcdBot

xkcdBot initialized.

@InfiniteRecursion Always.

Jan Dvorak

!comp st.ursula academy, cincinatti

bjb568

Jason C

5:49 AM

!comp where am i

bjb568

IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)

Jason C

!comp where do i live

AstroCB

!comp weather

bjb568

conditions | clear
wind speed | 6 mph
(57 minutes ago)

Jason C

!comp zip code

Infinite Recursion

5:50 AM

Should I kick bjb to protect his privacy? :/

5

AstroCB

@InfiniteRecursion Probably.

DroidDev

._.

Jan Dvorak

no. This is fun.

Jason C

Lol

Give us a few minutes

!comp zip code

Did he crash

Jan Dvorak

!comp how far is ashland avenue

DroidDev

5:51 AM

!comp weather

bjb568

conditions | clear
wind speed | 6 mph
(58 minutes ago)

!comp zip

!comp where am i

IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)

xkcdBot

5:51 AM

!comp xkcd

bjb568

name | xkcd.com
location | Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
coordinates | 33° 40' 7"N, 111° 49' 25"W

Jason C

I tried that one already Droid, lol

Infinite Recursion

!comp bjb's IQ

DroidDev

woops!

Jan Dvorak

!comp nearest university

user259867

5:52 AM

!comp nearest Starbucks

bjb568

151 Goodman Drive, Cincinnati (0.3 miles south)
(straight-line distance from city center)

3

Alexis King

this is pretty fantastic

DroidDev

!comp answer to universe

bjb568

42
(according to Douglas Adams' humorous science-fiction novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

!comp kick me

5:52 AM

!comp Stack Overflow

name | Jeff Atwood
location | El Cerrito, California, United States
coordinates | 37° 55' 11"N, 122° 18' 9"W

Andrew T.

I was amazed there's no restaurants within 100 miles of Cincinnati though.

2

DroidDev

!comp nearest subway

Jan Dvorak

!comp nearest medical center

bjb568

5:53 AM

Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center (0.2 miles ENE)

user259867

@AndrewT. Midwest can be like that :/

AstroCB

!comp python crash_bot.py

DroidDev

!comp nearest window to jump out from

Jason C

!comp german cemetary

Jan Dvorak

Gotcha! BJB lives in Glendora Avenue, Cincinatti, Ohio

2

AstroCB

5:53 AM

!comp Wolfram Alpha

Infinite Recursion

It's a JS botling @AstroCB

AstroCB

@InfiniteRecursion It's @bjb; I should have guessed.

Maybe that ping will wake him up.

Hey bjb: while you were away, we discerned your location using your exposed bot.

DroidDev

!comp reputation

Jason C

@JanDvorak children's hospital medical center isn't .2 miles ene of glendora ave

bjb568

DroidDev

5:55 AM

'._.

AstroCB

@AstroCB You can pin that as an explanation.

Jason C

I'd say near Eden and Albert Sabin way.

Jan Dvorak

@JasonC dammit, I was looking at Cincinnati VA medical center

Jason C

!comp eden quad

user259867

!comp nearest bus stop

Infinite Recursion

5:56 AM

When bjb wakes up, he should expect a visit from Jan and Jason.

7

user259867

W|A doesn't have bus stop info.

Jan Dvorak

!comp 0.2 miles to meters

bjb568

322 meters

Andrew T.

Are there residentials on Albert Sabin? Looks like public area.

DroidDev

I think Jan will go to bjb's house and will close him as in spam in tavern

Jason C

5:58 AM

Maybe he does live over near Vine / Glendora

Jan Dvorak

Wait, no, was looking in the other direction

Jason C

It's gotta be somewhere on the west edge of that pink area

xkcdBot

xkcdBot has been terminated.

Jason C

That's assuming his computer knows where he is

Infinite Recursion

waits for someone to bookmark bjb-hammertime

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