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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: RevTest Joint Pain Treatment, Symptoms And Major Causes by duncawal495 on meta.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

!comp nearest park

bjb568

William Howard Taft National Historic Site (1.4 miles S)

Andrew T.

6:11 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu, go away, don't disturb our fun

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Jason C

There's one on Wilson, on Forest & Alaska, and on Eden & Rochelle

Jan Dvorak

!comp nearest academy

Jason C

The Eden & Rochelle one is south, which is annoying.

user259867

!comp University Edge Apartments

Jason C

6:12 AM

!comp nearest post office

bjb568

3200 Vine Street, Cincinnati (0.2 miles southwest)
(straight-line distance from city center)

Jan Dvorak

I love how the spam's tagged with "abuse" and "bump"

Jason C

Near Euclid & Louis maybe?

Or between Louis and Shields east of Euclid; that roughly matches both the medical center and the post office

AstroCB

!comp x^2

Jason C

!comp nearest zoo

bjb568

6:14 AM

Boonshoft Museum of Discovery (47.9 miles NNE)

Jason C

wat

Jan Dvorak

euclid x isn't SW of 3200 Vine st

or maybe it is, if the front door counts

user259867

But it's the other way around: the street is SW of his location.

user259867

At least this is how I understand W|A output.

Jan Dvorak

Yeah... Euclid x Louis seems like a good estimate

Jason C

6:16 AM

@JanDvorak Yeah 3200 vine st is sw of him

He's gotta be somewhere in google.com/maps/search/coffee/@39.141248,-84.5071684,366m/…

Jan Dvorak

Maybe slightly towards the pink area along Louis

Andrew T.

lol, why coffee

Jason C

Looks for cats with sunglasses on street view

3

@AndrewT. Oh, haha, I was looking for nearby things that WA might know about.

Andrew T.

!nearest pharmacy

Infinite Recursion

*comp

Andrew T.

6:17 AM

oops

!comp nearest pharmacy

bjb568

(none found within 100 miles of Cincinnati, Ohio)

Infinite Recursion

:O

Jan Dvorak

@bjb568 nice neighborhood, actually

user259867

When I searched "nearest restaurant" from my computer, I got none found within 100 miles of New York City, New York...

DroidDev

!nearest pharmacy

Infinite Recursion

6:19 AM

*comp

Jason C

!nearest street named shields

user259867

comp, comp, comp

Jason C

Wow it's contagious.

!comp nearest pharmacy

Jan Dvorak

!comp nearest apartments for sale

wait, that was 2009

Jason C

Oh good effort

Infinite Recursion

6:20 AM

Jan will soon be bjb's neighbour

Andrew T.

huh, my network lag and posted the same message, deleted anyway

DroidDev

!comp girlfriend

bjb568

1 | noun | a female platonic friend of a woman
2 | noun | a female lover or companion

DroidDev

dumb bot

Jason C

!comp call fire department

Infinite Recursion

6:22 AM

Not dumber than its owner...

Andrew T.

well, using this widget, W|A couldn't find nearest KFC within 160 km of Singapore either...

Jan Dvorak

O_O

!comp nearest Subway

bjb568

321 Albert Sabin Way, Msb Care Crawley Building Univ, Cincinnati (0.2 miles east)
(straight-line distance from city center)

Alexis King

@bjb568 a girlfriend can't be a platonic friend of a guy?

Jason C

Wait

It says "straight-line distance from city center". Are we being misled?

Jan Dvorak

6:23 AM

oh.

(zooms out) dammit

user259867

So, we were triangulating the city center all this time?

AstroCB

@JasonC All W|A has is his IP.

Andrew T.

!comp distance from London to New York

bjb568

3470 miles

Jason C

Well, now, if I just type "Cincinnati OH" the city center is nearby but not exactly where we've been looking.

So that's a good sign.

DroidDev

6:26 AM

!comp nearest subway

bjb568

321 Albert Sabin Way, Msb Care Crawley Building Univ, Cincinnati (0.2 miles east)
(straight-line distance from city center)

DroidDev

LIE!!!

Jan Dvorak

Let's discard the data points that say "distance from city center"

what's left?

Infinite Recursion

...the search for bjb continues...

Jan Dvorak

the bot is thickening

Jason C

6:27 AM

Lol

user259867

"Roger Bacon High School (1.6 miles N)", "Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center (0.2 miles ENE)"

DroidDev

!comp bjb's gender

Jason C

But if all it's going on is his IP, the resolution's pretty low

user259867

Yes, we're getting as much information as simple IP lookup could provide. :/

Jason C

Damn he used a private registration for devdoodle.net

He knows us well

3

Jan Dvorak

6:28 AM

so... do an IP lookup and be done with it? :-D

DroidDev

@JasonC are you really free to that extent? :P

Jason C

@DroidDev It's after midnight and I'm laying in bed so, yeah, lol.

Jan Dvorak

!comp what's my address

DroidDev

!comp what's Jan's address

Jason C

I think I did that and it showed Fairfax.

user259867

6:30 AM

> If "I was laying in bed", the connotation is that I was in the act of laying something in that bed, and the sentence is not proper unless that object is either stated explicitly or inferred by context; english.stackexchange.com/a/79833/94657

Jason C

I'm laying myself in bed.

Jan Dvorak

Just now?

user259867

!comp current time

DroidDev

so, when will you be un-laying yourself from your bed? :P

bjb568

2:31:33 am EDT | Monday, April 6, 2015

Jason C

6:31 AM

Gets up then gets back in bed. Yes.

user259867

That's awfully late even for internet stalking.

Jason C

Well, I fall asleep at like 4AM usually.

Infinite Recursion

^^

Jason C

Guys, come on, stay on point. We have a job to do here.

Andrew T.

!comp antipode of current location

2

bjb568

6:33 AM

39° 8' 24"S, 95° 29' 37"E

Jason C

Good call

Jan Dvorak

@AndrewT. O_O

Alexis King

!comp antipode of 39° 8' 24"S, 95° 29' 37"E

bjb568

39° 8' 24"N, 84° 30' 23"W

3

Andrew T.

^

Jan Dvorak

6:35 AM

@AlexisKing You just swap both signs

Alexis King

@JanDvorak It gave me different coords for E/W. :/

Jason C

That puts it right near the east end of Shields St

Alexis King

Anyway...

google.com/maps/place/…

Jan Dvorak

wait, that's nowhere near Cincinatti

Jason C

Yes it is

Alexis King

6:36 AM

Yeah, it is

Jan Dvorak

oh, oops. Just swapping the signs won't do

Jason C

You don't just swap signs

user259867

One is subtracted from 180.

Andrew T.

so... did we win the internet?

Jan Dvorak

Nope. We just found where BJB's ISP has their routers

Jason C

6:38 AM

Well

ipfingerprints.com shows a different location for bjb's IP address, which is a good sign.

Jan Dvorak

Maybe BJB does live in a hospital?

Jason C

I think the best we can get with the info we have is on that block.

Whether or not that's accurate, who knows.

I can fly there and shout "BJB" and see if anybody reacts.

Jan Dvorak

Near the hospital, you mean? That can only end well...

Jason C

!comp nearest police station

bjb568

(none found)

user259867

6:41 AM

Good.

Jason C

Nope. I'm good. ^

bummi

spam superuser.com/a/898245/172747

SilentKiller

gone

Jan Dvorak

that went fast

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/14190902/1699210 several reasons might fit

Alexis King

6:44 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/29464352/465378 whyyyy

bummi

spam superuser.com/a/898247/172747

Jason C

google.com/search?q=bjb568&tbm=isch

bummi

blacklist candidate classified11.com

Jan Dvorak

@bummi gone

Jason C

!!/listcommands

!!/help

SmokeDetector

6:47 AM

@JasonC I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. Type !!/commands for a command list.

Jason C

!!/commands

SmokeDetector

@JasonC Commands: addblu, rmblu, addwlu, rmwlu, wut, lick, hats, alive, rev, status, reboot, stappit, master, clearbl, block, unblock, errorlogs, pull, help, apiquota, queuestatus, commands

Alexis King

!!/HATS

SmokeDetector

@AlexisKing WINTERBASH IS OVER! :(

Jason C

I forgot the command that I added. Nice jorb.

user259867

6:47 AM

^ out of date

Alexis King

:( :( :(

user259867

!!/so2015

SmokeDetector

@pizza Yay for the 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election! Nominations start in 0 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes and 11 seconds.

user259867

That's the thing about documentation, @JasonC

Jason C

@pizza That's the thing about people who ignored the comment I put at the top of that file that reads "# Please note: If new !!/ commands are added or existing ones are modified, don't forget to update the command list response to !!/commands."

AstroCB

6:48 AM

OP deleted all of his/her comments; it looks like I'm talking to myself: meta.stackexchange.com/a/252849/258672

Alexis King

@AstroCB Nuke all your own comments, then, I guess?

Jan Dvorak

Oh, we love those who talk to themselves

Alexis King

I don't think there's really a better solution in the case of comments.

AstroCB

@AlexisKing Eh, I'll leave them. They add a bit of context to the post.

bummi

Thoughts about this answer/comment stackoverflow.com/a/29466182/1699210 and the question?

Alexis King

6:51 AM

@bummi I flagged the answer as offensive.

The question should probably just be closed.

Infinite Recursion

Close the question, roomba will take it.

Jason C

@pizza In any case ProgramFOX mentioned that he was working on a command wiki so I didn't pursue it any further, but I wanted to convert the command logic to a table with command names + command handlers + documentation and have !!/commands be autogenerated from that. So no choice but to document.

Infinite Recursion

Flagged and nuked the offensive answer

AstroCB

def watch_socket(self, event_callback):
    def on_activity(activity):
        for event in self._events_from_activity(activity, self.id):
            event_callback(event, self._client)

    return self._client._br.watch_room_socket(self.id, on_activity)

user259867

After all that stalking, I did the same antipode-of-antipode search for myself, the result was this -- which is nowhere near me in reality.

SilentKiller

6:53 AM

question closed and answer gone

Jason C

Oh you live in NYC?

user259867

No, not at all. That's the point.

AstroCB

@AstroCB What does this do?

Or, rather, how do I write a proper callback method?

user259867

Upstate NY.

Jason C

Oh

Infinite Recursion

6:54 AM

cv-pls meta.stackexchange.com/questions/252856/…

Alexis King

@pizza I tried it on myself, and I got somewhere in Los Angeles. I do live in Los Angeles, but in a completely different part of the city (and it's a big city).

Jason C

Lol, I love how virtually every SO -> meta mis-post uses bug.

!comp distance here to hell

bjb568

4009 miles

Jason C

Well there you go.

bummi

could someone take a look on these? http://stackoverflow.com/q/16484337/1699210
http://stackoverflow.com/q/28436371/1699210

Jason C

6:59 AM

Oh btw:

!comp antipode of antipode of current location

bjb568

39° 8' 24"N, 84° 30' 23"W

Jan Dvorak

!comp current location

bjb568

IPv4 address | 74.83.14.180
IPv6 | ::ffff:4a53:eb4
(as seen by Wolfram|Alpha)

Jason C

Yeah, ^ annoying.

Alexis King

!comp current location in degrees

bjb568

7:00 AM

locations and ° (degrees) are not compatible.

Alexis King

k

Jan Dvorak

!comp current physical location

!comp gps coordinates of current location

Andrew T.

!comp recursion

bjb568

A recursive process is one in which objects are defined in terms of other objects of the same type. Using some sort of recurrence relation, the entire class of objects can then be built up from a few initial values and a small number of rules. The Fibonacci numbers are most commonly defined recursively. Care, however, must be taken to avoid self-recursion, in which an object is defined in terms of itself, leading to an infinite nesting.

Andrew T.

boo

Jason C

7:02 AM

Yeah the antipode of antipode search on myself also doesn't get it right. Right city but a few miles off.

Andrew T.

Network-based location is around... 1 miles accuracy?

SomeKittens

Nice opsec

Jan Dvorak

ok... mine's just pointing at the city center

(physical, not historical)

My actual position isn't even on the w/a map...

maps.google.com is closer but still a few km off

Jason C

The google maps pacman is kind of funny

Alexis King

> The google maps pacman is kind of fun

SomeKittens

7:05 AM

Hah, it's got me in faaar South Bay

Alexis King

ftfy

SomeKittens

Yes, let's go to w/a and search for google

Jason C

@AlexisKing No it's not very fun.

Alexis King

I said "kind of"!

Jason C

Actually it is fun, if you can find a traffic circle to play in, lol

google.com/maps/@40.6739507,-73.9699422,18z/data=!1e3 Lol

Jan Dvorak

7:10 AM

nice place

AstroCB

!comp ISS location

!comp when will the ISS be the next time visible

bjb568

(data not available)

Jason C

@JanDvorak Yeah, brooklyn makes no sense sometimes.

Jan Dvorak

Nice place for my next virtual road trip

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: {Newbie} Please help me with Ollydbg by Andrew Chung on reverseengineering.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

7:13 AM

meta tags in title? Haven't seen these in a while

Andrew T.

> Google Docks

Jason C

Yeah, lol

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/9640630/1699210

bummi

7:28 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/143580/1699210

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/140406/1699210

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EDIT OPTION MISSING ON SITE PAGE by STV on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

8:00 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Cannot access Azure API App. Swagger doc is working fine in the Azure Web Portal by Thomas on stackoverflow.com

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/5613167/1699210

bummi

8:15 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/9735441/1699210

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WHAT ARE THE PRIOR ARTS RELATED TO THE PATENT IN QUESTION by PRATIK on patents.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector ignore, shouting is normal on patents.se

SmokeDetector

@JanDvorak Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

ProgramFOX

Morning!

bummi

Morning!

Ixrec

8:19 AM

morning

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Resilience to the neurotoxins of Indian King Cobra by Dr. Leela Srinivas on biology.stackexchange.com

Unihedro

morn

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector looks pretty spammy

but I'm not entirely sure about it

!!/so2015

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Yay for the 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election! Nominations start in 0 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes and 34 seconds.

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector put bait as a comment

ProgramFOX

8:24 AM

upvotes comment

Andrew T.

After reading the whole post, I find it somewhat a legit answer (there's explanation about snake's neurotoxin), and if the name is true, then she is really a biotech researcher from India. I guess just a usual misunderstanding that SE is Q&A site, not a forum.

ProgramFOX

oh, okay

bummi

8:40 AM

blacklist candidate ajgilworld.com

spam superuser.com/q/898266/172747

ProgramFOX

@bummi added

bummi

thanks

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 It looks good, but I'm not sure if *something should actually lead to italics because it has no matching *.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Do certain weapons do more damage to shields/barriers/armour? by Anonymous on gaming.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Why should you take Garcinia Cambogia Supreme? by johnny on askubuntu.com

ProgramFOX

8:55 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Jan Dvorak

$47? I wouldn't buy it even if it worked

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Supplements For Muscle Growth by zintan wioz on drupal.stackexchange.com

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

9:14 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/3138022/1699210

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/9735441/1699210

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/9640630/1699210

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/143580/1699210

spam drupal.stackexchange.com/q/154070/20140

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Advance recipe make you feel more energetic by Elter Butler on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

spam stackoverflow.com/a/29468418/1699210 intellipaat

bummi

9:40 AM

spam superuser.com/a/898286/172747 preply

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Y do so many people rush on clash of clans these days by Jake on gaming.stackexchange.com

bummi

spam meta.stackexchange.com/q/252869/201151

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Find Desire Physique Daily Life On Amazon by KrystMit72 on meta.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Andrew T.

9:46 AM

I just realized commenting on ja.so (and Japanese, and Chinese) is much harder due to 15 minimum characters, when 1 character can mean 1 word already

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website, Blacklisted user: How do I get my computer to read and speak Japanese text? by Dianne Jane Rodriguez on superuser.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user.

bummi

@AndrewT. Hi andrew I saw your comment here: android.stackexchange.com/q/104624/39544 wouldn't this be OT as programming question?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Facebook connect - creating a unique Wordpress username by Tim on wordpress.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Skype is using 60% to 80% CPU by Dianne Jane Rodriguez on apple.stackexchange.com

Ixrec

9:51 AM

@AndrewT. For the same reason, Twitter is infinitely more useful in those languages. =)

Andrew T.

@bummi I already flagged it though. Didn't downvote it since it might be useful if it's not related to programming question.

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

bummi

already on 3 sites stackoverflow.com/q/29468705/1699210

cv-pls meta.stackexchange.com/q/252870/201151

spam superuser.com/q/898290/172747

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/5613167/1699210

SmokeDetector

10:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://premiumpureforskolinrev.com/revtest/ by StaceJag on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

spam superuser.com/a/898294/172747

spam ebooks.stackexchange.com/q/5852/4456

spam softwarerecs.stackexchange.com/q/18501/10491

spam beer.stackexchange.com/q/3324/2589

I'd suspect seed sound.stackexchange.com/q/34875/12902

spam superuser.com/a/898298/172747

ProgramFOX

10:22 AM

@bummi I'll add that website to the blacklist.

bummi

@ProgramFOX good idea there are already 4 accounts

my kill request to shog9 for the 4 users did not work :/ meanwhile there are 6 ...

ProgramFOX

@bummi Look at his chat activity chart, he's not usually online right now.

spam meta.stackexchange.com/questions/252873/…

bummi

no, did longer ago

ProgramFOX

oh

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: The New Visualization Breakthrough by ahmfr edho on meta.stackexchange.com

bummi

10:27 AM

spam superuser.com/q/898299/172747

ProgramFOX

10:40 AM

spam meta.stackexchange.com/questions/252874/…

Jan Dvorak

gone

user259867

!comp time in Denver, CO

bjb568

4:45:05 am MDT | Monday, April 6, 2015

user259867

Yeah, Shog is unlikely to be online at this time.

ProgramFOX

!comp time in Belgium

bjb568

10:47 AM

12:47:50 pm CEST | Monday, April 6, 2015

ProgramFOX

!comp closest McDonald's

bjb568

413 Martin Luther King Drive, Cincinnati (0.5 miles southeast)
(straight-line distance from city center)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: http://betaalalinemax.com/pro-muscle-fit/ by chrisyou on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, URL in title: http://betaalalinemax.com/pro-muscle-fit/ by chrisyou on magento.stackexchange.com

bjb568

@ProgramFOX will generate warning and block submission

@AstroCB gr8

SmokeDetector

11:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: When are you able to see the effects? by abhijajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

11:42 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Swift: changing value inside class structured array by Omar Kayali on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp

user259867

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

Martijn Pieters

11:57 AM

@ɥʇǝS: I may have missed off a smiley on that remark last night. Sowwy.

user202362

if I have a question in regards to wildlife, which SE site should I post it on?

Unihedro

@chmod711telkitty I had a proposal for Wildlife.se, but it's not going well. Try biology

Jan Dvorak

check The Great Outdoors and Biology

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: that I will really effectively squeeze by Sumot Harez on superuser.com

user202362

@Unihedro I would want the same thing :(

user202362

12:04 PM

@JanDvorak will try the great outdoors, although for some reaons I thought it would be more related to hiking, lol

Infinite Recursion

12:28 PM

Active voters have low rep on SO

user259867

Active voters on ru.SO are named Athari or pizza

Martijn Pieters

@InfiniteRecursion The week barely started, and it's a holiday weekend.

SmokeDetector

12:49 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: do your desired makeover by estella phaiir on drupal.stackexchange.com

Infinite Recursion

Nuked

Lynn Crumbling

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Lynn Crumbling

cv-pls broad stackoverflow.com/q/29471659/656243

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