4:00 PM
@AnnaLear probably location based then. Both @Uni and me are not from USA

Eh, it suddenly worked.
Wait, no, it broke again.
???

what happens when you browse there @Uni?

@ShadowWizard I get a not so warm welcome.

me too.
@Anna no error logs in there?

@ShadowWizard other people are looking. I'm busy elsewhere atm

4:05 PM
status-use-jsfiddle-until-fixed

@AnnaLear fair enough, happy busying! :D
status-feel-ashamed-for-recommending-snippets-earlier

> stacksnippets.net. 289 IN A 198.252.206.148

4:20 PM
@Unihedro Sure. @bummi You have now SmokeDetector privileges.

:O
Congrats @bummi!

@bummi can now safely set fire to tags

@ShadowWizard Looks like it is fixed now

ups thanks [status-☃]

(removed)

4:29 PM
(deleted)

(something-ed)

(insert awesome star worthy pun here)

user259867
Nothing feels quite as bad as waking up to 2 of your site features exploding and throwing errors. Sucks to let the team down and break stuff

4:41 PM
@rene no, spanish

K

IMO, pt doesn't have ñ

@rene Nice, patient way of asking; +1

@Braiam I'll try to remember that

lol

user259867
4:45 PM
Someone ban that user already... I flagged another question yesterday.

Hmmm the spanish is now google translated to english...

Boom

@SmokeDetector gone

@rene can someone remove the snipet tags?

@Fundamental being handled

4:49 PM
@Braiam done and edited a little bit

Low Quality A (21.6%): what dog did was hup my dog annnddddddddddddddddddd theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..., by josh, on history.stackexchange.com.

user259867
^ note there are two by the same user.

user259867
> mmdhfshvsvsvuhsvbsvjsbvskvksjbvjsvbekhfieighidjvgdijguegheyvdvbebfheygfuhdgfuehg‌​fhfuehfugfhfuvbubefbevbevhehfuhfjifbishfsfbehfusfieuhrughyuhvrhvsbehbfehbvhvehvsu‌​lgiheuhiohgirhfuiwifhsbfeh'gs;jfsuheghjfhsgjsusbgshghbgghsbghbgubsggngngngnngnggn‌​nnsjejfuefeighguejejgjehugjbjnsrijgisivmghshgrugsuhfui;se;feiou398u8whfulssuir44i‌​h3iwr84i

user259867
This wasn't low quality for Pham? :

@Fundamental It was, but it wasn't TPA'd.

4:53 PM
@Fundamental I think no one was actively monitoring Pham's reports at the time.

gone

@Unihedro I forgot the A :(

Oh.

5:15 PM
Low Quality A?: boas e legais cualque coisa pode ir para super fise, by robson12345678910, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

^^ VLQ

Ha, I love how I still get upvotes and downvotes for this whole accept rate request. For how long has that been gone now? If you haven't figured out by now, you can't really have missed it.

If I ask one more question on GL I get the socratic badge. Now why can't I think of one/

@Frank How to stop hornworms

5:32 PM

@Frank Command not recognized.

ha

Left the bot on...

I see.
I managed to think up one a couple days ago (gardening.stackexchange.com/questions/16197/…), but now my mind is blank
and no one knew the answer to that one

6:00 PM
Feeling confident with teh parametric arclength

@Bart still 1944 comments left (minus one, that was mine and I just removed it).

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: KAPAYAPAAN ANG HANGAD NG LAHAT NG PILIPINO by Olashx Xhallow on webapps.stackexchange.com

Anyone interested in an automatic bjbspeak-english translator?
@SmokeDetector gone

@KevinBrown yup, indeed

@JanDvorak Sure.

6:18 PM
Low Quality A (21.8%): I'll be in Computer in one Hour and post the information. Thanks 4 your ..., by Alex Keamer, on magento.stackexchange.com.

> I'll be in Computer in one Hour...

@Sam correct the typo? ;)

Nah, it'll get deleted soon enough.

6:35 PM
Low Quality Q (80%): Will you choose Apple or Samsung? Why?, by user413616, on superuser.com.

@Pham why

@JanDvorak Term found: (?s-m)^.{0,100}$(Sensitivity: 0.2%. Specificity: 99.5%. Ignored: 94.4%. Score: 13.3. Auto: False) > Please help me I want to be a hacker Gone 6:56 PM That user is working his way toward a Q ban in less than a day. His second question was downvoted a ton too Meh, obvious troll is obvious 4/7 queues done! 7:11 PM 2 downvotes here should be enough stackoverflow.com/q/2786346/1699210 Out of CV's :/ (Before it gets reopened) @Mooseman out off all votes :( gtg Night all Night! Night! deleted 7:19 PM Nuke please - it's a question about Apple's server availability... stackoverflow.com/q/28222741/1864610 7:36 PM There are always exceptions to a rule @InfiniteRecursion :p 2 hmmm, some weirdo with a gun entered the news-room of the dutch public tv. All personel is safe but are outside of the studio's. The radio station plays the emergency tape-recording... What? Which channel? Ah, NOS apparently. Damn @Bart Yeah, the 8 o'clock news just started... Seems he has been apprehended Yeah, but they are searching the buildings 7:45 PM @Bart Admit it, I am awesome :D As a chatroom owner you are awesome and you know it. status-bydesign I'd say. — Bart Dec 6 '12 at 20:18 I don't always break into live broadcasting studios, but when I do I wield a gun. @InfiniteRecursion you're not bad for a duck ... The now arrested intruder holding gun inside studio Dutch public broadcaster #NOS at MediaparkHilversum #Netherlands http://t.co/65algP1hyQ Never fear, queenie's here Low Quality A (100%): Why$\mu(E^c)=0$?$E$is not necessarialy measurable., by Aspros189, on math.stackexchange.com. 7:50 PM LOL! @Pham why @JanDvorak Error executing command. @Bart I feel safe now @JanDvorak because I told it to @Undo why 7:51 PM @JanDvorak sure doesn't look like an answer Maybe it's rhetorical doubt it It's a comment on the other answer. Oh. Welll then... user259867 It's a good comment, so I reposted it as such. 7:56 PM @rene you saw the letter that he supposedly had? That's gonna take a while over there: images.scribblelive.com/2015/1/29/… user259867 Speaking of math, my blog got one of the more memorable comments recently... user259867 > I have proven that the circle is a polygon with 2^55 sides send an email and I email my work that will prove the theory. 2 user259867 The margins of the comment field were too narrow to contain his proof. @Fundamental Sounds like the "angles of triangles" guy that once submitted a paper to the journal I managed ... let's just say it wasn't all that sound. @Fundamental Hahaha, that is excellent. 8:00 PM @Bart cyber-attack and explosives.... ... lieve uitzending ... that gave him away.... Maybe it's the Indian hacker team In that case we sent Smokey to the MediaPark :D Wow ... those are some scary ass moments @rene. Impressive video @Bart yeah @Pham log 8:14 PM @Sam Log entry found. See here for details. user273376 silly question, there is a delay before an enlightened badge awarded, yes? @Jan ^ If why doesn't work just use log. @SabreTooth yes user273376 ah yes...lol Before most badges 8:15 PM I don't think the delay for that one is very long, though. user273376 all good! @jadarnel27 like 38 mins for me once user273376 it should be there in a little while @SabreTooth My Marshal badge on SO took a while @Frank I guess "less than an hour" is what I was thinking when I typed that. 8:17 PM @jadarnel27 That would be a good rule of thumb Oh look, Santa's here! can I haz a present?? 8:42 PM it no iz christmas! @bjb568 eh? Sure it is, snow's everywhere! lol party poopers Low Quality A (20.2%): I have same problem :( I did "sudo apt-get install gcc build-essential"..., by Amir32dm, on askubuntu.com. Low Quality A (24.7%): sell the iPhone and go buy an android phone., by vomako, on apple.stackexchange.com. offensive? 8:52 PM @JanDvorak yeah it's trolling eh eh 8:59 PM blarg >:[ @hichris123 Maybe it isn't, though. I hear those Android phones are getting really good, one of my sort-of-friends talks all the time about how the new phones have 128GB of ROM. @Frank What world do you live in when frowns crease at 90 degrees at the edges (literal dat ^) ... :( @euphoriaoverlord I'd like to know where the people that use :$ live.

9:03 PM
@euphoriaoverlord Pennsylvania
@euphoria your name reminds me of Euphorbia (genus of toxic plants including the poinsettia and some common lawn weeds, as well as some interesting houseplants)

So. Much. Spam.

@Mooseman where?

inb4 buzz lightyear

@Frank @HoboSapiens deleted it. There just seems to have been a lot of spam today...

eh

9:14 PM
eh

@Frank I flagged the post, but it had been deleted when I went back to it just a few seconds later, so I removed the message here.

eh‍

eh

eh

eh
eh?
eh!

9:17 PM
‍eh

eh

eh

:P

‍eh

eh?

9:17 PM
eh

eh

‍eh
eh

eh?

I win - no punctuations

It was a battle?

9:19 PM
@bjb568 where you win by not participating? But of course. Otherwise, how you think I won?

he

:P

eh

eh?

he

9:20 PM
heh

ho!
hum

eh

eh?

‍‍eh

ENOUGH OF THE EHING!

9:22 PM
eh

eh?

‍‍eh
eh
‍‍eh

eh

‍‍eh

9:23 PM
cute

nah

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Frank O_O

@Braiam O‍‍͡ O

@Pham gone

9:34 PM

who said lunch?

why you y u no one-box?

@LynnCrumbling that's no picture

nice.

yummy but no bacon

9:37 PM
What happened to the backpack, though?

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Kill Bill ending Q & U. What does that mean? by Matt Amos on movies.stackexchange.com

@LynnCrumbling didn't survive the oven, I guess ;)

Offensive A?: Best movie of all time, especially the last hour and fifteen of Vol. 2. ..., by Matt Amos, on movies.stackexchange.com.

@Pham not offensive, just wall of pointless text

I'm offended by walls of pointless text.

9:40 PM

@Undo oh. Uh. So offensive it is :D

Looks super OT once you skip past the first few sentences

... and bjb continues to share his family photo album

9:45 PM
am… not… a… canibal…

@bjb568 That's what you say

O_O

Oooh cool Lifehacks still exists

9:50 PM
‍‍⃝‍‍—‍‍⃝
@Undo uh, yah.

Where are all teh modz?

Low Quality A (19.6%): Having the exact same problem. Did you find a solution?, by yourpalmark, on stackoverflow.com.

@nicael It may be another week or two. We're working internally on how best to resolve some problems so the new mods are working on roughly the same page (with each other and the community) when it comes to moderation... instead of the roughshod self-moderation we have now. See You're touching on a problem I'm trying to resolve now — that when a question does not belong (arguably), the reasons to disallow it are so far off the mark, that when they get applied all over the site (inappropriaty) the entire site seems to take these big left turns into craziness.Robert Cartaino ♦ Jan 12 at 15:43

Ah okay

@Undo and I got another dv on my nomination, so 3 total.

9:54 PM
meh

You're saying you want more @Frank? goes to find nomination

@Bart bring it :P

:D
Not enough rep anyway

:P

eh

9:56 PM

@Bart because you didn't ask any silly questions there like I did ;)

@ShadowWizard I should ask more silly questions. Heck, I should actually start asking questions on sites other than Meta

Jan 6 at 19:01, by Frank
:)
@Bart do we have site for glasses I have missed?

@ShadowWizard at least I pinged you that time still wondering.

9:59 PM
what's the markup for a keyboard combination?

@LynnCrumbling <kbd>

20

Currently in definition.

(not working in chat or comments though)

yeah, I need it to edit an answer.

10:00 PM
@Frank lol, it was half serious, that's a real problem you know :D

@Bart Potential buyers now equals 0.

11 hours ago, by PeterJ
Heh, only just noticed this on Area 51 but assuming it's true sounds like Google want to put an end to Glassholes... http://discuss.area51.stackexchange.com/questions/19594/google-glass-was-withdra‌​wn

@Mooseman people might still be interested in antiques

Based on the current condition of the proposal, there is little chance it could move to the next stage. It only has 6 more months to meet the criteria for definition phase then it will automatically shut down. — James Jenkins 1 hour ago
No Glass for you! :(

oh and there's the whole "google killed glass" thing

10:02 PM
@Bart ebay.com/sch/i.html_google+glass I guess there's always eBay...

unclear stackoverflow.com/q/28218992/656243 <-- code dump only.

@ShadowWizard Not around here, everyone in my area does what I posted in my answer...

> US \$1,995.00
eeeek!

@Frank price of what @Moo suggested above
better spend the money on other things

10:05 PM
@ShadowWizard like bacon and ice cream...

@Frank good for you! ;)

I would've bought it from Google some time ago if I had money to burn.
@Frank You forgot the waffles.

Low Quality A (40.7%): §k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k, by lol, on gaming.stackexchange.com TP Acknowledged.

@Mooseman those are free.

@Frank WHERE????!?!?!?!?!?

10:06 PM
@Pham tp

@Undo why u tp?

I dunno :P

lol

@Frank fpu

10:07 PM

Thoughts on this? It's coming up in the LQ queue: stackoverflow.com/a/28219240/656243

@Frank -1, coupon expired

@Frank Expired. :'(
@LynnCrumbling NAA

@LynnCrumbling lq

@Mooseman actually, that's just their excuse for me using up all their free waffle coupons.

10:09 PM
k - thanks!

Waffle Day is a tradition that is celebrated in Sweden, and to a lesser extent elsewhere, on March 25. Waffles are typically eaten on this day. The name comes from Vårfrudagen ("Our Lady's Day"), which in vernacular Swedish sounds almost like Våffeldagen (waffle day). Our Lady's Day is celebrated on March 25 (nine months before Christmas), the Christian holiday of Annunciation, and the Waffle Day is hence celebrated on the same day although it has no religious connections to Our Lady's Day. In the United States, National Waffle Day is celebrated August 24, the date of a U.S. patent on a waffle...
2
guess there are free waffles in that day ;)

afk

Wth, how come this OP doesn't have a name?

dissassociate?

10:12 PM

Maybe.

@Sam dunno, but that's a bad name for mod
35.8k 11 71 124
2

lol

doesn't really send proper message to real newbiews

@ShadowWizard that even a noob like them can become a mod if they work hard enough?

10:15 PM
@Bart huh, you always see the full half of the glass, don't you? ;)

user259867
> What we need for these exceptional times are someone exceptional. Someone with exceptional methods, exception snarkiness and exceptional cruelty. Someone who will strike at the core of the problem, the exceptionally vapid new user horde, with exceptional enthusiasm and vigor.

A vote for me is a vote to put my cruelty and viciousness to work for the site, against the horde of stupidity that threatens it.
2

They don't call me mr. positive for noth.... well, they don't call me that @ShadowWizard

user259867
(Quote from his mod nomination)

lol...

lel

10:20 PM
@bjb568 you know him? ^

Oh, that guy

yup
anyway...
1

Gotta love Cacti!

looks like that site got many blank users

Low Quality A (18.5%): 屌爆了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..., by 朱光耀, on math.stackexchange.com.

@Pham tp

@Sam Error executing command.

10:23 PM
Sure...

bot is rebelling...

He's still a bit unstable from the switch over to a CLI.

@Sam give him more coffee then :)

;D

10:28 PM
@Pham why

@Sam Error executing command.

@Pham log

@Sam Error executing command.

Meh

@Pham Error executing command.

10:32 PM
Spam A (100%): I use to be a very poor man who has always not find luck when it comes t..., by Patrick Morgan, on english.stackexchange.com.

What exactly does the percentage mean?

It's, well... erm, lets just say it's a rough percentage of how well the post matches the found black terms.

@Pham clean
Damn it

Low Quality A (20.2%): [✩ ★✩★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩★✩ ★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩ ★✩ ★✩ ★ ✩★ ✩★✩ ★✩★ ✩★✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ](cooking.stackexchange.com/a/54172 "Score: 0"), by ✩★✩★✩★✩★✩, on cooking.stackexchange.com.

10:37 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Are olives always salty by user33158 on cooking.stackexchange.com

Well, you certainly did!

Low Quality A (100%): I'm sorry I can't help. Ask google lol., by Johns, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

... humans are obviously better than... Phams? :P

10:40 PM
phams

@bjb568 I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Night!

@hichris123 :P
I do not understand people who think 2/3 is about 66%

Well, it depends...

10:52 PM
@SmokeDetector fpu

@Doorknob Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

We may once forget, but our bots never will.