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Shadow Wizard

4:00 PM

@AnnaLear probably location based then. Both @Uni and me are not from USA

Unihedro

Eh, it suddenly worked.

Wait, no, it broke again.

???

Shadow Wizard

stacksnippets.net

what happens when you browse there @Uni?

Unihedro

@ShadowWizard I get a not so warm welcome.

Shadow Wizard

me too.

@Anna no error logs in there?

Anna Lear

@ShadowWizard other people are looking. I'm busy elsewhere atm

Unihedro

4:05 PM

status-use-jsfiddle-until-fixed

Shadow Wizard

@AnnaLear fair enough, happy busying! :D

status-feel-ashamed-for-recommending-snippets-earlier

Braiam

> stacksnippets.net. 289 IN A 198.252.206.148

ProgramFOX

4:20 PM

@Unihedro Sure. @bummi You have now SmokeDetector privileges.

Unihedro

:O

Congrats @bummi!

rene

@bummi can now safely set fire to tags

Kevin Brown

@ShadowWizard Looks like it is fixed now

bummi

ups thanks [status-☃]

Frank

(removed)

Sam

4:29 PM

(deleted)

ProgramFOX

(something-ed)

Unihedro

(insert awesome star worthy pun here)

Jan Dvorak

404 pun not found

user259867

Nothing feels quite as bad as waking up to 2 of your site features exploding and throwing errors. Sucks to let the team down and break stuff

Tweeted by haneycodes on January 29, 2015 at 3:20 PM

rene

Is this portugese? stackoverflow.com/questions/28219850/…

Braiam

4:41 PM

@rene no, spanish

rene

K

Braiam

IMO, pt doesn't have ñ

Lynn Crumbling

@rene Nice, patient way of asking; +1

rene

@Braiam I'll try to remember that

Undo

lol

user259867

4:45 PM

Someone ban that user already... I flagged another question yesterday.

rene

Hmmm the spanish is now google translated to english...

bjb568

Boom

Unihedro

@SmokeDetector gone

Braiam

@rene can someone remove the snipet tags?

Undo

@Fundamental being handled

rene

4:49 PM

@Braiam done and edited a little bit

Pham

Low Quality A (21.6%): what dog did was hup my dog annnddddddddddddddddddd theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..., by josh, on history.stackexchange.com.

user259867

^ note there are two by the same user.

user259867

> mmdhfshvsvsvuhsvbsvjsbvskvksjbvjsvbekhfieighidjvgdijguegheyvdvbebfheygfuhdgfuehg‌fhfuehfugfhfuvbubefbevbevhehfuhfjifbishfsfbehfusfieuhrughyuhvrhvsbehbfehbvhvehvsu‌lgiheuhiohgirhfuiwifhsbfeh'gs;jfsuheghjfhsgjsusbgshghbgghsbghbgubsggngngngnngnggn‌nnsjejfuefeighguejejgjehugjbjnsrijgisivmghshgrugsuhfui;se;feiou398u8whfulssuir44i‌h3iwr84i

user259867

This wasn't low quality for Pham? :

ProgramFOX

@Fundamental It was, but it wasn't TPA'd.

Unihedro

4:53 PM

@Fundamental I think no one was actively monitoring Pham's reports at the time.

Jan Dvorak

gone

bummi

@Unihedro I forgot the A :(

Unihedro

Oh.

Pham

5:15 PM

Low Quality A?: boas e legais cualque coisa pode ir para super fise, by robson12345678910, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

Mooseman

^^ VLQ

Bart

Ha, I love how I still get upvotes and downvotes for this whole accept rate request. For how long has that been gone now? If you haven't figured out by now, you can't really have missed it.

Frank

If I ask one more question on GL I get the socratic badge. Now why can't I think of one/

Mooseman

@Frank How to stop hornworms

Frank

5:32 PM

@Mooseman but... I already know.

Mooseman

@Frank Command not recognized.

Frank

ha

Mooseman

Left the bot on...

Frank

I see.

I managed to think up one a couple days ago (gardening.stackexchange.com/questions/16197/…), but now my mind is blank

and no one knew the answer to that one

bjb568

6:00 PM

Feeling confident with teh parametric arclength

rene

@Bart still 1944 comments left (minus one, that was mine and I just removed it).

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: KAPAYAPAAN ANG HANGAD NG LAHAT NG PILIPINO by Olashx Xhallow on webapps.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

Anyone interested in an automatic bjbspeak-english translator?

@SmokeDetector gone

Shadow Wizard

@KevinBrown yup, indeed

Sam

@JanDvorak Sure.

Pham

6:18 PM

Low Quality A (21.8%): I'll be in Computer in one Hour and post the information. Thanks 4 your ..., by Alex Keamer, on magento.stackexchange.com.

Sam

> I'll be in Computer in one Hour...

bummi

@Sam correct the typo? ;)

Sam

Nah, it'll get deleted soon enough.

Pham

6:35 PM

Low Quality Q (80%): Will you choose Apple or Samsung? Why?, by user413616, on superuser.com.

Jan Dvorak

@Pham why

Pham

@JanDvorak Term found: (?s-m)^.{0,100}$ (Sensitivity: 0.2%. Specificity: 99.5%. Ignored: 94.4%. Score: 13.3. Auto: False)

Andy

> Please help me I want to be a hacker

from: stackoverflow.com/questions/28222164/…

bjb568

Gone

Andy

6:56 PM

That user is working his way toward a Q ban in less than a day. His second question was downvoted a ton too

Bart

Meh, obvious troll is obvious

Mooseman

4/7 queues done!

bummi

7:11 PM

2 downvotes here should be enough stackoverflow.com/q/2786346/1699210

Mooseman

Out of CV's :/

delete-vote-pls stackoverflow.com/q/24678756/1234256

(Before it gets reopened)

bummi

@Mooseman out off all votes :(

gtg Night all

Night!

Night!

deleted

7:19 PM

cv-pls Nuke please - it's a question about Apple's server availability... stackoverflow.com/q/28222741/1864610

Bart

7:36 PM

There are always exceptions to a rule @InfiniteRecursion :p

2

rene

hmmm, some weirdo with a gun entered the news-room of the dutch public tv. All personel is safe but are outside of the studio's. The radio station plays the emergency tape-recording...

Bart

What? Which channel?

Ah, NOS apparently. Damn

rene

@Bart Yeah, the 8 o'clock news just started...

Bart

Seems he has been apprehended

rene

Yeah, but they are searching the buildings

Infinite Recursion

7:45 PM

@Bart Admit it, I am awesome :D

As a chatroom owner you are awesome and you know it. status-bydesign I'd say. — Bart Dec 6 '12 at 20:18

Undo

I don't always break into live broadcasting studios, but when I do I wield a gun.

Bart

@InfiniteRecursion you're not bad for a duck ...

Infinite Recursion

:)

Bart

The now arrested intruder holding gun inside studio Dutch public broadcaster #NOS at MediaparkHilversum #Netherlands http://t.co/65algP1hyQ

Tweeted by r0eland on January 29, 2015 at 7:46 PM

Never fear, queenie's here

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): Why $\mu(E^c)=0$? $E$ is not necessarialy measurable., by Aspros189, on math.stackexchange.com.

rene

7:50 PM

LOL!

Jan Dvorak

@Pham why

Pham

@JanDvorak Error executing command.

rene

@Bart I feel safe now

Undo

@JanDvorak because I told it to

Jan Dvorak

@Undo why

Undo

7:51 PM

@JanDvorak sure doesn't look like an answer

Jan Dvorak

Maybe it's rhetorical

Undo

doubt it

jadarnel27

It's a comment on the other answer.

Jan Dvorak

Oh. Welll then...

user259867

It's a good comment, so I reposted it as such.

Bart

7:56 PM

@rene you saw the letter that he supposedly had? That's gonna take a while over there: images.scribblelive.com/2015/1/29/…

user259867

Speaking of math, my blog got one of the more memorable comments recently...

user259867

> I have proven that the circle is a polygon with 2^55 sides
send an email and I email my work that will prove the theory.

2

user259867

The margins of the comment field were too narrow to contain his proof.

Bart

@Fundamental Sounds like the "angles of triangles" guy that once submitted a paper to the journal I managed ... let's just say it wasn't all that sound.

jadarnel27

@Fundamental Hahaha, that is excellent.

rene

8:00 PM

@Bart cyber-attack and explosives.... ... lieve uitzending ... that gave him away....

Bart

Maybe it's the Indian hacker team

rene

In that case we sent Smokey to the MediaPark

Bart

:D

Wow ... those are some scary ass moments @rene. Impressive video

rene

@Bart yeah

Sam

@Pham log

Pham

8:14 PM

@Sam Log entry found. See here for details.

user273376

silly question, there is a delay before an enlightened badge awarded, yes?

Sam

@Jan ^ If why doesn't work just use log.

Frank

@SabreTooth yes

user273376

ah yes...lol

Frank

Before most badges

jadarnel27

8:15 PM

I don't think the delay for that one is very long, though.

user273376

all good!

Frank

@jadarnel27 like 38 mins for me once

user273376

it should be there in a little while

Frank

@SabreTooth My Marshal badge on SO took a while

jadarnel27

@Frank I guess "less than an hour" is what I was thinking when I typed that.

Frank

8:17 PM

@jadarnel27 That would be a good rule of thumb

Oh look, Santa's here!

can I haz a present??

bjb568

8:42 PM

it no iz christmas!

Frank

@bjb568 eh? Sure it is, snow's everywhere!

bjb568

isitchristmas.com

Frank

lol

party poopers

Pham

Low Quality A (20.2%): I have same problem :( I did "sudo apt-get install gcc build-essential"..., by Amir32dm, on askubuntu.com.

Low Quality A (24.7%): sell the iPhone and go buy an android phone., by vomako, on apple.stackexchange.com.

Jan Dvorak

offensive?

Undo

8:52 PM

@JanDvorak yeah

it's trolling

eh

eh

eh

eh

heh

8:59 PM

blarg

euphoria overlord

Frank

>:[

Undo

@hichris123 Maybe it isn't, though. I hear those Android phones are getting really good, one of my sort-of-friends talks all the time about how the new phones have 128GB of ROM.

euphoria overlord

@Frank What world do you live in when frowns crease at 90 degrees at the edges

Undo

(literal dat ^)

... :(

@euphoriaoverlord I'd like to know where the people that use :$ live.

Frank

9:03 PM

@euphoriaoverlord Pennsylvania

@euphoria your name reminds me of Euphorbia (genus of toxic plants including the poinsettia and some common lawn weeds, as well as some interesting houseplants)

So. Much. Spam.

@Mooseman where?

inb4 buzz lightyear

@Frank @HoboSapiens deleted it. There just seems to have been a lot of spam today...

Frank

eh

bjb568

9:14 PM

eh

Hobo Sapiens

@Frank I flagged the post, but it had been deleted when I went back to it just a few seconds later, so I removed the message here.

eh‍

eh

eh

eh

eh?

eh!

Frank

9:17 PM

‍eh

eh

eh

:P

‍eh

eh?

9:17 PM

eh

bjb568

eh

Frank

‍eh

eh

bjb568

eh?

Frank

I win - no punctuations

bjb568

It was a battle?

Braiam

9:19 PM

@bjb568 where you win by not participating? But of course. Otherwise, how you think I won?

he

:P

eh

eh?

he

9:20 PM

heh

bjb568

ho!

hum

eh

eh?

‍‍eh

ENOUGH OF THE EHING!

9:22 PM

eh

bjb568

eh?

Frank

‍‍eh

eh

‍‍eh

eh

‍‍eh

9:23 PM

cute

that your lunch?

bjb568

nah

euphoria overlord

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Frank O_O

@Braiam O‍‍͡ O

@Pham gone

9:34 PM

who said lunch?

honest-food.net/2014/10/15/fried-rabbit-recipe

~~why you~~ y u no one-box?

Shadow Wizard

@LynnCrumbling that's no picture

Lynn Crumbling

nice.

Shadow Wizard

yummy but no bacon

Lynn Crumbling

9:37 PM

What happened to the backpack, though?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Kill Bill ending Q & U. What does that mean? by Matt Amos on movies.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

@LynnCrumbling didn't survive the oven, I guess ;)

Pham

Offensive A?: Best movie of all time, especially the last hour and fifteen of Vol. 2. ..., by Matt Amos, on movies.stackexchange.com.

Shadow Wizard

@Pham not offensive, just wall of pointless text

Undo

I'm offended by walls of pointless text.

Lynn Crumbling

9:40 PM

@ShadowWizard babble.

Shadow Wizard

@Undo oh. Uh. So offensive it is :D

Kevin Brown

Looks super OT once you skip past the first few sentences

bjb568

Sam

... and bjb continues to share his family photo album

Frank

@bjb568 that your supper?

bjb568

9:45 PM

am… not… a… canibal…

Frank

@bjb568 That's what you say

bjb568

O_O

Shadow Wizard

x_X

Undo

Oooh cool Lifehacks still exists

bjb568

Frank

9:50 PM

‍‍⃝‍‍—‍‍⃝

@Undo uh, yah.

Undo

Where are all teh modz?

Pham

Low Quality A (19.6%): Having the exact same problem. Did you find a solution?, by yourpalmark, on stackoverflow.com.

Frank

@nicael It may be another week or two. We're working internally on how best to resolve some problems so the new mods are working on roughly the same page (with each other and the community) when it comes to moderation... instead of the roughshod self-moderation we have now. See You're touching on a problem I'm trying to resolve now — that when a question does not belong (arguably), the reasons to disallow it are so far off the mark, that when they get applied all over the site (inappropriaty) the entire site seems to take these big left turns into craziness. — Robert Cartaino ♦ Jan 12 at 15:43

Undo

Ah okay

Frank

@Undo and I got another dv on my nomination, so 3 total.

Undo

9:54 PM

meh

Bart

You're saying you want more @Frank? goes to find nomination

Frank

@Bart bring it :P

Bart

:D

Not enough rep anyway

Frank

:P

bjb568

eh

Frank

9:56 PM

hands over nomination

Shadow Wizard

@Bart because you didn't ask any silly questions there like I did ;)

Frank

@ShadowWizard I asked some too.

Bart

@ShadowWizard I should ask more silly questions. Heck, I should actually start asking questions on sites other than Meta

Shadow Wizard

Jan 6 at 19:01, by Frank

But seriously. Why did @Shadow ask a dumb question?

:)

@Bart do we have site for glasses I have missed?

Frank

@ShadowWizard ~~at least I pinged you that time~~ still wondering.

Lynn Crumbling

9:59 PM

what's the markup for a keyboard combination?

Shadow Wizard

@LynnCrumbling <kbd>

Bart

20

Google Glass

Proposed Q&A site for users and potential buyers of Google Glass.

Currently in definition.

Lynn Crumbling

@ShadowWizard thanks...

Shadow Wizard

(not working in chat or comments though)

Lynn Crumbling

yeah, I need it to edit an answer.

Shadow Wizard

10:00 PM

@Frank lol, it was half serious, that's a real problem you know :D

Mooseman

@Bart Potential buyers now equals 0.

Shadow Wizard

bad news @Bart

11 hours ago, by PeterJ

Heh, only just noticed this on Area 51 but assuming it's true sounds like Google want to put an end to Glassholes... http://discuss.area51.stackexchange.com/questions/19594/google-glass-was-withdra‌wn

Bart

@Mooseman people might still be interested in antiques

Shadow Wizard

Based on the current condition of the proposal, there is little chance it could move to the next stage. It only has 6 more months to meet the criteria for definition phase then it will automatically shut down. — James Jenkins 1 hour ago

No Glass for you! :(

Undo

oh and there's the whole "google killed glass" thing

Mooseman

10:02 PM

@Bart ebay.com/sch/i.html_google+glass I guess there's always eBay...

Lynn Crumbling

cv-pls unclear stackoverflow.com/q/28218992/656243 <-- code dump only.

Frank

@ShadowWizard Not around here, everyone in my area does what I posted in my answer...

Shadow Wizard

> US $1,995.00

eeeek!

Frank

@ShadowWizard wat is that?

Shadow Wizard

@Frank price of what @Moo suggested above

better spend the money on other things

Frank

10:05 PM

@ShadowWizard like bacon and ice cream...

Shadow Wizard

@Frank good for you! ;)

Mooseman

I would've bought it from Google some time ago if I had money to burn.

@Frank You forgot the waffles.

Pham

Low Quality A (40.7%): §k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k, by lol, on gaming.stackexchange.com TP Acknowledged.

Frank

@Mooseman those are free.

Mooseman

@Frank WHERE????!?!?!?!?!?

Undo

10:06 PM

@Pham tp

@Undo why u tp?

I dunno :P

lol

@Frank fpu

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 1 min ago, by Mooseman

@Pham tpa

Frank

10:07 PM

@Mooseman hunt4freebies.com/waffle-house-free-waffle-coupon

Lynn Crumbling

Thoughts on this? It's coming up in the LQ queue: stackoverflow.com/a/28219240/656243

Shadow Wizard

@Frank -1, coupon expired

Mooseman

@Frank Expired. :'(

@LynnCrumbling NAA

bjb568

@LynnCrumbling lq

Frank

@Mooseman actually, that's just their excuse for me using up all their free waffle coupons.

Lynn Crumbling

10:09 PM

k - thanks!

Shadow Wizard

Waffle Day

Waffle Day is a tradition that is celebrated in Sweden, and to a lesser extent elsewhere, on March 25. Waffles are typically eaten on this day. The name comes from Vårfrudagen ("Our Lady's Day"), which in vernacular Swedish sounds almost like Våffeldagen (waffle day). Our Lady's Day is celebrated on March 25 (nine months before Christmas), the Christian holiday of Annunciation, and the Waffle Day is hence celebrated on the same day although it has no religious connections to Our Lady's Day. In the United States, National Waffle Day is celebrated August 24, the date of a U.S. patent on a waffle...

2

guess there are free waffles in that day ;)

Mooseman

afk

Shadow Wizard

hlf

Sam

Wth, how come this OP doesn't have a name?

bjb568

dissassociate?

Lynn Crumbling

10:12 PM

cv-pls broad stackoverflow.com/q/28199490/656243

Sam

Maybe.

Shadow Wizard

@Sam dunno, but that's a bad name for mod

HopelessN00b ♦, Midwest

35.8k 11 71 124

2

Sam

lol

Shadow Wizard

doesn't really send proper message to real newbiews

Bart

@ShadowWizard that even a noob like them can become a mod if they work hard enough?

Shadow Wizard

10:15 PM

@Bart huh, you always see the full half of the glass, don't you? ;)

user259867

> What we need for these exceptional times are someone exceptional. Someone with exceptional methods, exception snarkiness and exceptional cruelty. Someone who will strike at the core of the problem, the exceptionally vapid new user horde, with exceptional enthusiasm and vigor.

A vote for me is a vote to put my cruelty and viciousness to work for the site, against the horde of stupidity that threatens it.

2

Bart

They don't call me mr. positive for noth.... well, they don't call me that @ShadowWizard

user259867

(Quote from his mod nomination)

Sam

lol...

bjb568

lel

Shadow Wizard

10:20 PM

@bjb568 you know him? ^

bjb568

Oh, that guy

Shadow Wizard

yup

anyway...

1

A: Network monitoring tool for FreeBSD

Gotta love Cacti!

looks like that site got many blank users

Pham

Low Quality A (18.5%): 屌爆了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..., by 朱光耀, on math.stackexchange.com.

Sam

@Pham tp

Pham

@Sam Error executing command.

Sam

10:23 PM

Sure...

Shadow Wizard

bot is rebelling...

Sam

He's still a bit unstable from the switch over to a CLI.

Shadow Wizard

@Sam give him more coffee then :)

Sam

;D

Shadow Wizard

Sam

10:28 PM

@Pham why

Pham

@Sam Error executing command.

Sam

@Pham log

Pham

@Sam Error executing command.

Sam

Meh

hichris123

@Pham Error executing command.

Pham

10:32 PM

Spam A (100%): I use to be a very poor man who has always not find luck when it comes t..., by Patrick Morgan, on english.stackexchange.com.

bjb568

What exactly does the percentage mean?

Sam

It's, well... erm, lets just say it's a rough percentage of how well the post matches the found black terms.

Pham

Offensive A (100%): ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ✩★✩, by ✩ ★✩★✩ ★ ✩★✩★✩★, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

Sam

@Pham clean

Damn it

Pham

Low Quality A (20.2%): [✩ ★✩★✩★✩★ ✩★✩★ ✩★✩★✩★✩ ★ ✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩ ★✩ ★✩ ★ ✩★ ✩★✩ ★✩★ ✩★✩★✩★✩ ★✩★✩★ ](cooking.stackexchange.com/a/54172 "Score: 0"), by ✩★✩★✩★✩★✩, on cooking.stackexchange.com.

SmokeDetector

10:37 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Are olives always salty by user33158 on cooking.stackexchange.com

Sam

headdesk ugh.

bjb568