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12:12 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Solving equation please help by Tan on math.stackexchange.com
 
Where does VLQ plsssssss become abusive plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss‌​sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss‌​sssssssssssssssssssssssss?
 
user259867
No, not abusive. Just VLQ.
 
user259867
12:50 AM
mantras to attract a male... not sure if the answer is an NAA? Or is the question NARQ?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: how to Buy Fifa Coins make supper by user49266 on webmasters.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Fundamental Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
Mod-nuked
 
1:09 AM
@Fundamental "mantras" are a form of praying
I think
 
@SmokeDetector this question is nonsense. the coeff of x is 0
 
user259867
@AndrewT. It's not nonsense... an equation like 0*x = 5 is a legitimate equation; it just does not have solutions.
 
I stand corrected, bad word choice from my side.
 
1:41 AM
All math that includes plsssssssss has no solutions.
 
... I think that's enough cat pictures, @bjb568.
 
user259867
2:03 AM
This user is trolling English.SE
 
2:19 AM
@Fundamental nah, trolling is an art, he's just a child trying to be funny
 
user259867
 
user259867
New SE web servers ^
 
user259867
We are not supposed to notice anything as they are being installed...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PLEASE HELP ME ON MY THESIS UNITY 3D GAME by Joven Vallega on gamedev.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
2:34 AM
> please help me about 3D gaming using unity can you please give me some advice !
 
user259867
^ "about me" box of user profile
 
Link-only question with dead link: stackoverflow.com/q/21901017/1864610
 
@hichris123 :O
 
All those cats are missing on my PC thanks to company blocking imgur (but allowing SE's one)
 
:O
 
user259867
2:44 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating emoticons in chat ^
 
@Fundamental tpu
 
Blacklisted user bjb568, added to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
9
 
user259867
Answers like this suggest Tim Post will be one of the higher-rep users on Coffee
 
user259867
> If you drink exotic beans, such as alamid, then you probably want to also purchase a hand (crank) powered burr grinder as some beans are particularly sensitive to the heat that can be produced by the grinding process itself. While ceramic burr grinders do very well at minimizing heat, it's nice to have a hand grinder for when you want full control.
 
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
 
user259867
3:05 AM
Or this:
 
user259867
I would add that, pre-infusion of approximately 15 ml prior to full extraction can greatly increase the amount of crema produced, as the extraction in the puck itself will be more even than it would be otherwise. You can tell if you aren't getting the most that you could out of the puck by seeing if the center is darker than the edges when you remove it from the filter. — Tim Post ♦ 35 mins ago
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Blatter to get FIFA presidency by user49270 on webmasters.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Fundamental Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
!define blatter
 
user259867
3:07 AM
Joseph "Sepp" Blatter (born 10 March 1936) is a Swiss football administrator who serves as the eighth and current President of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He was elected on 8 June 1998, succeeding João Havelange. He was re-elected as President in 2002, 2007 and 2011. == Early life and career == Blatter was born in Visp, Canton Valais, Switzerland. He studied in Saint-Maurice, Switzerland, before he received a degree in business and economics from the University of Lausanne in 1959. Blatter has had a long and varied career, including posts such as Head of Publ...
 
@Doorknob :O
 
user259867
Blatter presidency nuked by a mod; they must be getting impatient over at Webmasters
 
@Fundamental mm?
 
user259867
The three most recent FIFA posts on Webmasters got nuked when the score was -2, -1, and -3. I barely have time to cast a flag.
 
user259867
3:16 AM
Eh... flags anyone?
 
user259867
 
user259867
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Q: PLEASE READ FULL IDEA ==> Random Page Idea

Trevor ClarkeI know that people have suggested that a random page button be added. But my idea is to add a random fix button. When pressed it takes you to a question that needs to be added to.

 
I've noticed that it feels kewl to use trackpad thru a piece of paper.
 
@bjb568 kewl
 
haaaaaaaay
> waste of freaking air
What's a freaking air?
Sounds kewl.
 
3:22 AM
@bjb568 hay
 
There are 68 definitions on that
I'm both sad disappointed and relieved that urban dictionary didn't onebox
 
@Doorknob Those related words.
 
... well, that's Urban Dictionary for you.
 
yupz
> Use a colon after the salutation of a business letter
nopenopenope
 
3:37 AM
@bjb568 that's a very polite way of saying "don't forget to use the name of the asshole you're writing to"
5
 
@bjb568 "nope" why?
 
Don't use salutations, it's a waste of everyone's time.
 
@Doorknob I guess cats don't like scratching circles? But they can scratch a comma, so...
 
why nt jst stp sng vwls s wll?
 
@bjb568 I'm using a salutation right now.
 
3:39 AM
whoneedaspacebar
@hichris123 s/salutation/ping
And this isn't a formal business letter in which you try to get your point across succinctly so they don't delete the email for being too long or not care to read the whole thing.
 
@bjb568 There's this thing called being "courteous." You're not supposed to scold people for saying "hi" to you IRL.
 
@Doorknob Ugh, consonants.
 
@bjb568 ... a ping is a sort of salutation. It has your name in it. A salutation could be "bjb568:" or "bjb568,"
@bjb568 Okay, now I'm curious what my longest email was...
 
@Doorknob I scold them in my mind.
 
@bjb568 you're generally not supposed to write emails as if they were formal business letters
 
3:41 AM
@hichris123 The ping is a colon then a number. Eg :2966319. The UI is weird, but so?
@Shog9 Myeah, that's true.
 
@Shog9 Just as long as you don't use bjb speak, you should be fine...
3
 
:o
 
@bjb568 You missed my point, so...
 
Just as long as you're not bjb, you should be fine...
 
emails are based on a once-common format for business letters (memos, actually). If you print a raw, plain-text email with the headers, it'll actually look surprisingly similar.
 
user259867
3:42 AM
And as long as you don't end every sentence with an ellipsis...
 
You might be ok…
@Fundamental You used a fake ellipses…
 
 
My thoughts…
… are long
man
 
user259867
> The most common form of an ellipsis is a row of three periods or full stops (. . .) or a precomposed triple-dot glyph (…).
 
@bjb568 You think that's bad? Earlier he faked a colon by backspacing and adjusting the Tavern's platen.
 
3:44 AM
:O
 
:O
 
...you have no idea what I'm even referencing.
 
@Fundamental just coz it's common don't make it right.
 
"…" is technically more semantically correct, but I'm always too lazy to hit compose-dot-dot and hit dot-dot-dot instead (even though it's the same amount of keystrokes)
 
@Shog9 nope!
 
user259867
3:45 AM
@Shog9 I do...
 
user259867
status-old
3
 
@Shog9 I had to look up "platen." Should I just... get off your lawn now?
 
yeah, do that
 
you can sit on my lawn if you rub me
 
Okay then. Sigh, floating heads these days... back in my day, all heads were firmly attached to bodies.
 
3:46 AM
Oh, like 2 years ago?
:P
 
incoming feature request from same person as before meta.stackexchange.com/questions/247676/new-site-sign-up
 
user259867
This one makes sense, though.
 
spammity spam
 
boom
nice error msg
 
user259867
3:51 AM
Yeah, I had a vague feeling something was off about that post.
 
thanks @shog
 
Well gee I wonder who that could be
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Fundamental Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
3:52 AM
I'm not fast enough to flag it!
 
It couldn't possible be the same user as from Math, now could it?
 
user259867
Although I suspect the blacklisted user will be shortlived. (yep, nuked)
 
4:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Is pornography allowed in Islam? by kader on islam.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
voted
 
~100 lqpwfr
 
mi vida loca hooray ugh
 
user259867
In related news: I earned Fanatic on Drupal Answers
 
\o
 
user259867
Unknown avatar, high five denied.
 
@Fundamental high five , i earned Enthusiast today
 
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Handicapped Lifehacks

Proposed Q&A site for handicapped people looking to bypass life's everyday problems with simple tricks.

Currently in definition.

 
4:46 AM
@Fundamental mm... who was the one that downvoted that... was sitting at -6 :(
 
user259867
One such site isn't enough trouble for SE.
 
@Fundamental that actually would be interesting
 
user259867
But then why Lifehacks? Handicapped Living I would understand.
 
@Fundamental ahh, isn't looking more nice than last avatar ?
 
4:49 AM
@bluet only happens when you have only have casted spam flags
if you flag something else, it should appear
 
@TGMCians I think you look great!
 
@bjb568 hehehe thanks :)
 
@Fundamental meh looks like dup
 
kinda looks like a swastika
 
5:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED HELP CONNECTING FLIGHTS WITH DIFFERENT AIRLINES by Jane D on travel.stackexchange.com
 
yay done with homework
Bjb Time?
00:07:08
Ugh dat auto carrot.
learn dat spelling you!
 
auto carrot? :O
@SmokeDetector edit suggested
 
\o/ smart targetted
 
user259867
5:15 AM
Both gone
 
Night!
 
Night!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Muscle building advice from top bodybuilders by KimW Schubert on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@Fundamental Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO CREATE CUSTOM KEYBOAD IN ANDROID ECLIPSE? by SANTHOSH NAIR on programmers.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: I realized that my legs also felt very smoothly by sheilavargas on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Fundamental Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
6:13 AM
Good morning!
 
Morning!
 
user259867
ADHD?
 
More like "How do I get the minimum amount of text to post a question"
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: babyliss pro perfect curl i really do by babylisscurl on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
6:27 AM
> This page is best viewed in an up to date web browser with style sheets (CSS) enabled.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Fundamental Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
> The elderly nudist became angry and kicked a sheriff deputy.
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
6:55 AM
His previous question also mentioned the same site, but I don't think there's a spam intention.
 
No intention to spam SE, at least.... fortunately. I was about to flag my own post for mod attention, thought maybe I shouldn't have drawn attention to the post in the first place.
Should just have flagged.
(Meaning, I should just have flagged the question with a custom mod flag).
 
7:13 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Here's how you can lose weight by Hazel Cottrell on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Here's how you can lose weight by Hazel Cottrell on meta.stackexchange.com
 
7:29 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
7:44 AM
Eh.. I shouldn't need to tpu the last one...... should I?
 
8:04 AM
cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27482834/1699210 rec with bad answers
 
My, that's an old one
 
Sam
9:00 AM
Morning!
 
How did this become a featured question? stackoverflow.com/questions/9477906/…
 
We do not allow IP address based hosts, see more at: meta.stackexchange.com/q/131639 (this message will be automatically removed when the link is fixed) — Community ♦ May 14 '12 at 5:33
 
@JanDvorak I'd don't know about this, but I feature sometimes suspect post for follow up
 
Was that even english what you just said?
 
9:10 AM
@JanDvorak when did it? recently? or maybe it was when they were testing it?
 
@JanDvorak so sorry :/
 
It appeared in the latest newsletter
 
ah, probably bug, report it so i can upvote you for once instead of star
 
> Friends and fellow humans! There is no need to live in shame! I have discovered the shining path of light! You, too, can leave the darkness... by purchasing a new lamp, then plugging it in!
3
 
Sam
lol
 
9:24 AM
> All in all, I'm in favor of this because it can only do good (either OP rages out faster, in which case we can stop caring sooner, or OP edits and improves his question faster, which is better for everyone).
 
closed
 
thanks
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Google Drive properties.insert Error by cxxc on stackoverflow.com
 
9:55 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Hide SMS content in Android by Ranjan on stackoverflow.com
 
What's the bad keyword there?
 
SMS
 
wat
 
Why is that a bad keyword? Do we get SMS spam? Low quality?
 
err... I don't think we have SMS in our regex
 
9:57 AM
I guess it's Android then. :D
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: 10 Tips To Maintain Beauty And Health by Maso Nred on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
Why should "android" be a keyword?
 
"android" isn't one.
It's "service number" that got caught.
 
10:00 AM
ah
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Why do you need a Colon Cleanser? by hodk dlse on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector to late ;)
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
gone
 
10:26 AM
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Q: Review text bug «Please post answer»

ArceusMaster0493 As you can see here, in Arqade's review page, the lower parts of the words p and g in the title got cut away. The review can be found here. All reviews have the same problem. I am using Safari on OS X Mavericks, 100% zoom. This is also happening on a review on TeX-LaTeX. Thanks Werner. Why...

Please help? :3
 
status-too-localized
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Rev Xtreme Best Supplements For Muscle Gain by evanging87 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@Unihedro k.
 
user202362
10:43 AM
 
user202362
brutal!
 
Cool, she's bringing her own dinner.
 
user202362
or mini scale terrorist attack - get the chicken to drop 'bombs' everywhere
 
user202362
ideally - while flying
 
You'd have to anger it first by stealing its eggs
 
10:54 AM
user image
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^ @bjb568's worst nightmare
 
There really is an animated gif for everything...
 
better not apply rule #34 to Mooseman's rule..
 
@Mooseman I challenge you to find an animated gif of a pianist playing a piano while falling into the floor.
I bet 50 rep you won't find one. :D
 
Searching... can't wager rep though.
Not a gif, but he sure looks like he's about to fall off...
 
O_o
 
11:06 AM
 
Sam
@Mooseman Oh, I've heard that guy.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Herbal facts With Weight Loss Supplement by Daisy Lucas on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@Sam I haven't, but he still looks like he's about to fall off.
 
Sam
11:09 AM
@Mooseman lol
 
This one shall never get old...
user image
2
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
11:10 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://www.musclehealthfitness.com/vita-ultra/ by robe tlisie on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
But where's the URL?
... oh.
 
11:27 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How does it help in Colon Cleansing? by julianmeloy on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
seems like german to me
 
@JanDvorak it is and it's very unfriendly
 
What does it mean? Google translate wasn't helpful...
 
"Give us the source code so we can steal it. We need it for a school project"
 
12:06 PM
I wouldn't call that offensive
 
I haven't translated the first 3 words. That would make it somewhat offensive.
 
Das Wort Opfer tritt, abweichend vom traditionellen Sprachgebrauch, im deutschen Sprachraum ungefähr seit den 2000er Jahren als Schimpfwort auf. == Beschreibung des Wortgebrauchs == „Opfer“ beziehungsweise „Opfa“ wird in diesem Zusammenhang ohne jede Empathie für eventuell erlittenes Leid, sondern in hohem Maße abwertend und verächtlich gebraucht. Der Begriff zielte anfangs vor allem auf meist ebenfalls junge männliche Personen, die sich nicht ausreichend wehren können oder auf andere Weise Schwächen zeigen und allgemein nicht einem Konzept von harter, starker und wehrhafter Männlichkeit entsprechen…
thought's on these? I'd suspect spam
http://stackoverflow.com/a/28191424/1699210
http://stackoverflow.com/a/28191505/1699210
 
oh.
 
@bummi Anoop Gangadharan, Product Marketing Manager, Hippo CMS
So spam
That comes from here by the way.
 
@Bart quick find
 
12:13 PM
Can't escape the Googles
I don't see much of an issue in other recent links. So I don't think it's part of a larger problem.
 
Where should I report a Stack Overflow Careers design bug?
 
Both MSO and MSE would work I guess
 
mSE is...down?
nah, nevermind.
 
@Bart thought about the questions?
 
Second one is rather recommendation-y. First one gets a definite and conclusive "meh".
@hichris123 make sure next time. I was ready to enter panic mode.
 
12:27 PM
@Bart I was getting "we're offline for maintenance", so...
 
@Bart Yeah, I'm betting they were failing over something to/from Oregon.
 
Or stuff was just falling over.
 
12:41 PM
removed now
 
user202362
well, f*ck C++ lounge, I mentioned that it doesn't have a female room owner & women gets treated badly there & I was kicked out!!!
 
user202362
that's it, I am quitting that monastery!
 
... now tell us what you really said in there @chmod711telkitty. Ah wait no, don't.
 
user202362
go visit it yourself
 
Already did. Hence the request to paint a correct picture.
But well, you're still welcome here. And on the upside, here a female might kick you out.
 
user202362
12:55 PM
anna is sweet
 
Not Anna.
 
user202362
bluefeet?
 
Nope
 
Sam
coughtheduckcough
 
subtle @Sam
 
Sam
12:58 PM
@Bart I still haven't had my coffee, yet...
 
Ooh, coffee. Good idea.
Brb
 
Sam
Cya
 
how does a post get deleted by community with -2 ? stackoverflow.com/a/28191505/1699210
 
Nuked user?
 
Nuked user
 
user259867
1:03 PM
User may be self-deleted; reason does not matter. Happens frequently: someone posts non-spammy crap, gets downvoted, deletes own account => post is deleted too.
 
1:14 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ELECTRET MIC OUTPUT FROM TRANSMITTER TO RECEIVER by ferraro on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tp + cv-pls
 
@JanDvorak true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.
 
also, there's an offensive comment of his under the other answer
 
Both those comments can go
 
But only one of them absolutely needs to
 
2:13 PM
Is it worth editing that question, cause it will stay around ...?
 
Absolutely destroyed by a mod
answer gone, comments gone, question closed
 
Meh, I "adjusted the answer score" instead. Let roomba have at it.
 
If all goes well, it gets roomba'd
Please don't answer questions that are clearly off-topic for this site. The question needs to go and you're standing in the way. — Jan Dvorak 8 secs ago
too rough?
 
Bit personal. But meh.
 
user259867
I think it's okay.
 
2:39 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Reversible thermodynamic machine by Yo Mama on chemistry.stackexchange.com
 
@Bart aww.... it was just a dream :(
 
Hey @amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA long time no see
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
He still does not love me :(
 
2:42 PM
And my comment... is it correct?
 
@Bart I'm a ghost.
Whooo 00oo0o0ooo000
 
KILL IT .... ah no, that won't work ...
 
2:56 PM
 
Yep, offensive Dutch school children who won't graduate
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Reversible thermodynamic machine by Xx_420blazeit_XX on chemistry.stackexchange.com
 
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