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1:02 PM
(waits for today's listening)
Hmmm
What to pick
piano?
Uh... I could do that.
Today's Listening | Contemporary Classical / Instrumental
Yay thank you!
Sam
Sam
@GnomeSlice Finally some comp classical :D
1:08 PM
I love it!
@Sam I don't have a lot of that, but I have some.
@Unihedron someone asked for piano?
@Unihedron Alex Roe is pretty awesome
@Unihedron :o
Hey it's you!
1/5 no mute button
hue
Most of my stuff isn't that good
and I haven't made anything in like 2 years
1:15 PM
@Unihedron Heh, ricepirate used that one in one of his vids
You should listen to the rest of Alex Roe
Yeah, I really should..
Anyone using Trello here?
@jadarnel27 yay. Brown!
@Bart yes I am
1:25 PM
Can you log in? I'm trying to log in using my Google account, but it times out on a jquery.js load
\o/
@Bart I am not using google account
@Bart Chrome or FF (please, not IE)?
:(
Chrome
Version 37.0.2062.103 m
@Bart Brown indeed!
Long time no see @jadarnel27
1:27 PM
@Bart I tried with google also that is working for me
FF works fine
I am using google chrome
Hmm, dammit
same with chromium
Version 36.0.1985.125
AH, WORKS!
Yay
1:28 PM
@Bart Same to you!
Version 37.0.2062.120 m but I have no clue what my version has to do with this
@Unihedron jQuery borking for a version of Chrome (has happened)
@jadarnel27 no longer frequenting the Tavern all that much? Do you miss Laszlo, is that it?
Good, my to do lists are visible again ... now I have to actually do stuff.
Wait...Laszlo doesn't hang out here anymore?
Chat ban for a year
1:30 PM
Oh. Golly.
It's been kinda nice, really.
Haha, I can see how that might be nice.
@Bart I saw the message "chat ban for a year" in the other rooms section under Tavern name and I immediately knew it was about Laszlo
He was definitely very...argumentative? I don't know if that's quite the right word.
@SPArchaeologist :D
1:31 PM
Something like that though.
It will do
Many adjectives could be used, @jadarnel :P
the one @ShadowWizard uses is much suited, I guess
Who Summoned Me?
oh, brown is in the room!
@ShadowWizard who else could it be
1:35 PM
...meanwhile, starboard chanting welcome back @Bart, welcome back!!
@DroidDev one what?
@ShadowWizard read the conversation above, starting from this message
oh, Laszlo. Yeah, this is totally brown.
Part of me thinks I should participate on meta more, but the other part of me wants reputation points. hmm.
1:46 PM
@Uni balance both, read meta till you understand how the software works and how it should be used. Once you learn, pursue rep points.
@spa you have bad photoshop skills!!!
@InfiniteRecursion Photoshop? That's an original picture I took this morning when you weren't looking!
calm down, have some cake
somebody said CAKE
1:53 PM
**note to self:**
a) make an android Angry Bird clone with Infinite in the place of the birds and Bart in place of the pigs.
b) post the shop link in the tavern
c) watch the sales rise
d) quit SharePoint development and start swimming in money
@Unihedron participate on MSE
Since there's an xkcd for every situation: xkcd.com/331
All the Meta, all the rep, all the time.
@jadarnel27 one-box it :)
Alas....why does everyone think I am @Bart's enemy
1:54 PM
@SPArchaeologist make a game about getting blocks and placing blocks. Sell it to MS for 2.5 billion.
@Bart .........
@Bart Totally great idea! I could use @Uni as the main char!
@Unihedron :D Notch's explanation was understandable though
@SPArchaeologist we shall call him Steve
Uni can't be the protagonist, @uni is pixelated
@InfiniteRecursion That is just the HD-Quality texture.
1:57 PM
@Unihedron No.
=)
ok. So game can be @uni v/s @bart's socks
@InfiniteRecursion given that @Unihedron is my sock, that's kinda unfair
Sockception
but @bjb568 is my sock!
Absolutely @Uni
@InfiniteRecursion I don't know why but Clay Figthers came to mind
1:59 PM
Fine, then make it @bart collecting stars, mario style
no @spa...no clay. Yellow is fatal, you want to eat yellow me and @Jan hates yellow bananas
Actuallly, I was thinking of something a tad more elaborate. Having @uni going around the world battling other tavern users with small, chick like hatchlings. I will call it Infinitémon
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.... it sounds.. unpleasant
Yellow is fatal? Who are you, the Green Lantern?
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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IBM MQ 7.1 RC 2035 MQRC_NOT_AUTHORIZED on stackoverflow.com
I used to think the gender ratio is low on SE @bart, now I think the ratio of socks v/s genuine users is lower
2:06 PM
@InfiniteRecursion speaking of the socks...
The balance is 50/50 among my socks @Inf
Don't want to be accused of being socksist.
@jadarnel27 As Raji pointed, use a number 2 yellow pencil. Just to be sure
https://mojang.com/2014/09/yes-were-being-bought-by-microsoft/
http://news.xbox.com/2014/09/games-minecraft-to-join-microsoft
@Jadarnel27: How did you know? o_O
2:10 PM
Yeah!!!
@Infinitémon sup yo?
And yet you accuse me of being glassist @Bart
Hey @lostsock, you too :(
@InfiniteRecursion hey, you're the one saying we all look the same.
Aug 31 at 19:43, by Infinite Recursion
Nah...am a glassist. I avoid GLASSES!!
You do, @Bart. Identical glasses. And when I ask the fishy socks why they chose glasses, they tell me "we have reasons"
2:13 PM
We do ... we do have reasons ...
@Bart it's never about the money :P
in The SO Tavern (Free Snacks) on Stack Overflow Chat, 4 mins ago, by Unihedron
If they're not making the game open-sourced, I'd stop developing it and choose another game to mod.
@Braiam Ha. Money helps. But I can kinda see where he's coming from.
@Unihedron I'm actually looking forward to see what they'll do on that end. MS is getting quite game-dev friendly lately
2:15 PM
Don't know.
aww he left
@Bart, did you see the new hidden avatars? You could sell them some glasses, they don't have any accessories at present.
@SPArchaeologist Well yeah, one should always use #2 pencils: xkcd.com/499
That's my new line of camo-glasses @InfiniteRecursion
Amazing marketing I must say @Bart. Any line of glasses for diseased eyes? One tavern-er has white granular cysts in his eye.
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@InfiniteRecursion I marketed those as the "gran-away" line. Unfortunately though the elderly objected to that.
@Braiam Halo!
When you were not here, I thought you left the eye behind to stare at us. It sincerely kept staring. So many came and left, but the eye still stares.
@Braiam Hola!
@InfiniteRecursion sounds like a poem to me :P
Sam
Sam
^
I am a duck, not a poetess. (takes a bow for random poetry)
2:26 PM
@InfiniteRecursion you should really give a thought to that :P lol
Thanks @DroidDev. If I escape being the derpy's lunch, and @Bart's team doesn't keyboard me, I will try for sure.
The all seeing eye
Use Your Mind, Not Your Eyes,

See the Truth, Behind the Lies!
@InfiniteRecursion hey, don't mention it :P I am honored lol
(points pokédex at @Infinite)
2:33 PM
hides in her crib (courtesy @lostsock)
@Spa eats the eyeball instead of the duckling
@uni:
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Q: Reach out to SoundCloud about outsourcing their support to Stack Overflow

JongwareSoundCloud "moved their API Support to Stack Overflow", and so developers are asked to post their questions over here. So far, so good -- see Third-party development support: hosted by Stack Overflow for a longer discussion, and I think the consensus is that "it is not a problem if the questions ...

We're all Shog's lab rats. The Stack Exchange team analyzes question and answer data all the time. Is this supposed to secretly be a complaint that "good" questions are getting downvoted, closed, and deleted "unfairly"? Also, the cake is a lie. — Cupcake Jul 22 at 7:42
@InfiniteRecursion it should be like
:)
@TGMCians thought it was
yeah. right
typo ;)
2:45 PM
Sorry for incorrect format
@lostsock cv-pl0x
@InfiniteRecursion no problem :)
see my updated avatar, I bought glasses from @Bart :p , how they are looking ?
...
You look great
... oh no
anyway thanks :)
Welcome @TGMCians
2:49 PM
@TGMCians the glasses make you look super smart
@Unihedron just wait until you see your new uniform. Btw, you like bikes right? because you have a lot of it in your future
oh no..
3:00 PM
A wild @Bart appears!
Go! @InfiniteRecursion!
ducks
What is the crazy derpy doing?
Hey, I am not @Bart's enemy, why does everybody think so :(
retreats into infinite disappointment
@InfiniteRecursion not me :)
Sep 12 at 8:22, by Bart
@InfiniteRecursion the nemesis has returned!!
Looking nice @TGMCians :)
3:04 PM
thanks !
that's all because of bart glasses
@Spa Bart is fooling himself
@InfiniteRecursion plot twist: the OP made a silly mistake: chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/61280?m=18894486#18894486
Sorry to be so dump....nice dance @rene :)
@rene !!!
3:08 PM
@InfiniteRecursion Nah, I pay like twelve cents/GB out (in is free) and it takes maybe a few K to send a chat message... fun is good ;)
His other answer was the one I NAA'd earlier!
oh my god i feel bad now..
@Unihedron A shinny Infiniroster! That's is @Infinite evolution!
@Undo Wow, you're rich.
see here:
> http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/89?m=2407587#2407587
http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/89?m=2407666#2407666
@Unihedron The game isn't event started and you already evolved your starter? Congrats!
@SPArchaeologist wat?
3:10 PM
@Unihedron not rich. I just don't have to deal with an ISP when running these things, I have an EC2 VPS for random projects like this.
Cool, they good?
yeah
@Undo good to know, I thought santa could be more constructive. Killing bots isn't the best hobby, but I will let him have fun with smokey then.
Thanks for sharing @Undo, I've actually never messed with VPC before. Only recently I got some webhosting.
If it starts costing big big bucks, I'll either optimize it like crazy and start asking people to respect it, or take up a bitcoin collection or something. But right now it costs maybe a penny a month to run, I can absorb that ;)
3:12 PM
@rene: " i thought you will get some reputation points... also not a lot of people are as polite as you rene.." - you should be proud :)
So yeah. @Santa don't DDoS it or something, but have fun with it :D
@Undo :)
@spa and @uni, don't you guys recognise @rene? That's rene dancing.
@InfiniteRecursion that's why I post it here when I saw it :)
Good you didn't delete your gifs this time @uni :)
3:17 PM
(posts ALL the gifs)
(star for ostritch gifs)
(hides from crazy derpy)
!!/alive?
oops
!!/alive
!!/alive?
!!/are thou alive?
3:20 PM
!!/hello?
I think I borked it
@InfiniteRecursion so proud... so proud...
!!/alive?
@Undo watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
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there
!!/alive?
3:22 PM
@Undo ... did I miss something?
there might be more ;)
@InfiniteRecursion kinda sorta
I see that Smokey has become a smart player too ;)
So now it will be Santa, Smokey and Jan in the tavern.
Sounds like a decent soap opera.
3:29 PM
10 hours ago, by Infinite Recursion
@SantaClaus I get bored when some one keeps repeating the same joke with a bot
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@lostsock yeah, one can't do that anymore.
>:D
@lostsock Bart is back. You can start quoting him :)
Random question: when did @Jan post the first spam link in the tavern?
@InfiniteRecursion before the tavern existed
Thanks @lostsock. It's amazing. So Jan v/s baba's story goes way back upto Jan 2011!!
3:41 PM
@InfiniteRecursion someone should make a bot that randomly quotes one of @Bart's messages every hour on the hour
/me writes bot to star said messages
that way, the people who are usually sleeping when @Bart is on can feel the awesomeness too
@Bart already does that, doesn't he? Who needs a bot.
feel the awesomeness or fall asleep by reading random insanity @lostsock
Good idea, now onwards I too will fall asleep when Bart is on.
@InfiniteRecursion the sad thing is that I have the exact same effect on myself.
Then how do you contribute your wise words to the tavern @Bart?
falls asleep
3:48 PM
It's basically me falling asleep on my keyboard. That the outcome makes any sense is purely coincidental.
falls alseep
Mar 11 at 22:31, by Bart
Twelve monkey are proficient on a diswasher upside down in the weather @AnnaLear. For sure.
^^ see
gifts a pillow to @Bart to save the tavern from his insanity
@user1824542 Already done. See my update please. If you want thanks me one more then vote up my answer here please. Thank you too. (it is accepted and has 7 votes now) stackoverflow.com/questions/25663740/…Chernobyl 42 secs ago
shameless promotion
3:59 PM
@Unihedron shameless promotion is the best promotion
@Braiam he's obviously a reputation wh**e :(
darn chrome, stop with your memory leaks will ya?
a single tab 100MB
Leave chrome, use IE, it's the best!!
You will stop worrying about memory altogether.
but... fancy plugins and userscript..
Ha, I just tried switching to IE, and it crashed right after I switched it on. :I
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@InfiniteRecursion IE don't even run in my system
4:09 PM
Browsers are overrated. Use atom.io.
@Unihedron emacs....
I use chrome. @Uni protip: Always recommend IE, but never use it.
!!/alive?
@InfiniteRecursion Yup
@Bart alive?
4:24 PM
@InfiniteRecursion I'm not sure
After 9 hours of manual writing, I feel more dead than alive to be honest
@Bart "manual writing" as "hand writing" or "writing manuals"?
Writing manuals
@Bart Isn't that what interns are for?
4:35 PM
@LynnCrumbling send me a box of those please.
/me goes off to see if boxofinterns.com is available.
Indeed, it is...
WUT?
really? /me has no meaning here?
bah.
/me quietly laughs
heh. nice.
pondering registering the domain for @Bart's order fulfullment.
4:40 PM
cv-pls-dupe stackoverflow.com/q/25814274/3622940 fix the accepted ans
Does the chat engine still recognize the @[whatever] string if 's is appended for grammatical possession purposes?
@Lynn's
except if you use three points @Lynn...
oh...
That's unexpected. Is the ellipses an exception to the rule, or is it because of three characters instead of 2?
I should just go play in the sandbox.
I really want to register that domain now.
4:44 PM
Until they catch you pinging yourself. So embarrassing.
in Sandbox, 17 secs ago, by ProgramFOX
@Lynn.. Does this ping you?
@Unihedron cv'd-dup
@LynnCrumbling tk's
Tomorrow will be better @Bart. With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
@InfiniteRecursion Unless, of course, you get hit by a bus tonight.
Never forget the bus
4:53 PM
@Andy You can't live life thinking about the bus. Live your best life, the bus will come when it has to. Till it comes, live.
!!/alive?
@InfiniteRecursion kinda sorta
Smokey went from "yup" to "kinda sorta". Did you assign Smokey to manual writing @Bart?
Looks like SO's going to hit 8M questions sometime in the next 2 hours.
!!/alive?
@ProgramFOX ... did I miss something?
5:05 PM
It's late, bye for now!
@JanDvorak used my last cv for the day :)
stop moving my cheese plox!
5:24 PM
Blaf! You not a mouse @Braiam.
!!/alive?
@InfiniteRecursion ... did I miss something?
Smokey is working very hard.
@InfiniteRecursion what do you know?
Hiya
5:33 PM
o/
5:49 PM
> Wow, I'm working quite hard for a question I thought should be vtc 20 min ago!
@JanDvorak gone
The world ended. Now it's back again! Hooray! — bjb568 1 min ago
Robert is confused ;)
7:10 PM
Hey @SmokeDetector Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
@SantaClaus kinda sorta
@SmokeDetector What is that supposed to mean?
@SantaClaus ... did I miss something?
@SmokeDetector Do you play any sports?
@SantaClaus watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
7:13 PM
@SmokeDetector I love you.
@SantaClaus ... did I miss something?
@SmokeDetector Will you merry me?
@SantaClaus Yup
7:44 PM
7:54 PM
I keep reading merry as the dutch word merrie which gives disturbing pictures in my mind...

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