SELECT
Id as [Post Link],
Score,
Body,
LEN(Body) as Length
FROM Posts
WHERE PostTypeId = 2
AND NOT Body LIKE '%<blockquote>%'
AND NOT Body LIKE '%<code>%'
AND Body LIKE '%<a href="%'
AND LEN(Body) < 300
AND (
Body LIKE '%blog%' OR
Body LIKE '%forum%' OR
Body LIKE '%post%' OR
Body LIKE '%this%help%'
)
ORDER BY Length