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bjb568

7:00 AM

Morning!

J. Steen

Morning!

SilentKiller

Morning!

AstroCB

@bjb568 I thought bjb went to sleep; it must be a bot feature...

Jan Dvorak

Time to bork the borkey?

AstroCB

@pizza What?

ProgramFOX

7:01 AM

@pizza There were 30 people who nominated themselves; so to enter, you had to have more rep than the person with the lowest rep there, which was 3,195.

AstroCB

bummi

@ProgramFOX it's showing 1 answer for me in the meta profile since days, but nothing on aviatioon

ProgramFOX

@bummi link?

user259867

Okay, I concede the point.

ProgramFOX

@AstroCB there's also a yellow box below that one

J. Steen

7:02 AM

WE HAVE A WINNER.

(of the argument)

Andrew T.

Interesting... create a morning train bot

AstroCB

@ProgramFOX Oh – he meant the reputation threshold.

J. Steen

I'm amused. Of the people in here, a significant portion are mod candidates.

AstroCB

@J.Steen People in here are very moderation-oriented.

bummi

@ProgramFOX stackexchange.com/users/6007871/jeanine-pirro?tab=accounts

Andrew T.

7:03 AM

But nobody's elected, then Tavern revolts.

J. Steen

@AstroCB Yes. As am I, I just don't have the time or the actual reputation, I suspect.

ProgramFOX

@bummi Hm, I see.

probably caching, indeed

bummi

since days?

ProgramFOX

hmm...

AstroCB

@J.Steen It may also have something to do with the fact that we had a nomination-encouragement session (and, subsequently, a concession speech one after we realized that we were all going to lose) earlier.

J. Steen

7:05 AM

@AstroCB I wish real politicians would do that.

user259867

@bummi The caching of network profile is buggy in some mysterious ways. I would let the SE devs worry about that... though I don't think they care.

J. Steen

Oi vey.

You can do that with jQuery. — ataravati 7 hours ago

ProgramFOX

@bummi I cannot find any post from that user, then I have no idea why it shows "1".

user259867

My network profile shows 0 posts for some sites where I do have a post. So...

user259867

@ProgramFOX I pondered the idea of excluding emails preceded by = or #, which would avoid fps from an email (or similar string) used as a URL parameter, like here.

bummi

7:06 AM

@ProgramFOX I reported to Contact us on Meta, together with 2 other Site wide spammers and 3 suspected site wide spammers ... we will see

user259867

Couldn't come up with an appropriate regex, though. :(

ProgramFOX

@pizza I see, I'll try to find a regex for that.

Jason C

@AstroCB Honestly, though, until we all withdraw, we should probably stop pretending our concession speeches were real, heh.

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector tpu Spam

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Blacklisted user.

J. Steen

7:13 AM

Holy crap, offensive formatting.

Jason C

But it's bold and italic, how can it possibly be spam? If it is, it's very well disguised.

3

SilentKiller

@JasonC freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com link

AstroCB

@JasonC Those clever spammers...

SilentKiller

at the end of the answer.

J. Steen

@SilentKiller I suspect Jason was being sarcastic.

Jason C

7:15 AM

Oh hey thanks, I never would have suspected.

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector gone

J. Steen

cv-pls too broad stackoverflow.com/questions/29485814/…

^ Understatement on "too broad".

DroidDev

@JasonC not gonna vote for you in elections because you wrecked the train :P

James

@J.Steen Understatement, on understatement

Jason C

@DroidDev I thought it was a proper caboose.

James

7:17 AM

@J.Steen The phrase 'honking great' come to mind

now replace the word honking with a string of expletives that would curl someone's beard, and you are close

J. Steen

cv-pls trainwreck stackoverflow.com/questions/29485646/…

SilentKiller

missed by 1 sec. :P

J. Steen

I may have picked the wrong close-reason, but ultimately... that's what's wrong.

User has no idea how code works. Ergo, typo-error.

DroidDev

@JasonC wrong thought :P

Jason C

Lol

J. Steen

7:20 AM

Why do I smell egg.

ProgramFOX

@pizza I found one (?<![=#])\b[A-z0-9_.%+-]+@[A-z0-9_.%+-]+\.[A-z]{2,4}\b

I'll apply it now

DroidDev

@J.Steen because of your nose :P

Jason C

Doesn't that mean you're about to have a stroke?

Oh wait that's toast. But it's still breakfast.

J. Steen

@DroidDev Gee, thanks.

user259867

@ProgramFOX Cool, but this will not be surrounded in extra boundaries like other regexes, right?

ProgramFOX

7:21 AM

nope

user259867

Good.

J. Steen

Hahaha. The other team are talking about sprints like they know what it is.

God I need a new job.

AstroCB

Let's test bjb's bot again.

Morning!

bjb568

Morning!

AstroCB

And there you have it.

Jan Dvorak

7:23 AM

@AstroCB no!

AstroCB

I wonder how long the threshold is.

Morning!

bjb568

Morning!

J. Steen

Holy unclear, batman.

AstroCB

One post?

J. Steen

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29485896/…

AstroCB

7:24 AM

Morning!

James

@AstroCB or it could be bjb just screwing with us, making us think he is a robot again.

AstroCB

@James Possibly, but I doubt it.

Morning!

bjb568

Morning!

James

Morning!

J. Steen

breaks chain for further testing

Morning!

bjb568

7:25 AM

Morning!

James

Breaks again

Morning!

hmmm

AstroCB

Morning!

James

maybe it is time based

Jan Dvorak

!comp antipode of antipode of current location

J. Steen

Nope. They clearly have a timeout.

bjb568

7:26 AM

39° 8' 24"N, 84° 30' 23"W

James

or just doesn't respond to me

Morning!

Morning!

Morning!

Post "Morning!" in a chain to see how long the timeout is.

Andrew T.

7:27 AM

Morning?

Morning!

Nice.

Corning

Morning XYZ

mOrNinG

7:27 AM

Morning!

AstroCB

Morning.

SilentKiller

Afternoon!

AstroCB

Now which one of us was that to?

Jason C

Evening!

AstroCB

Morning.

Jason C

7:28 AM

!comp Good night!

bjb568

Good-bye, human. I hope to calculate for you again very soon.

2

!

Nice

!comp Today

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Jason C

7:28 AM

!comp Make me breakfast.

James

How to distract Tavern so that spam goes unnoticed:
Step 1. Create a bot that speaks in unclear patterns.
Step 2. Place bot in chatroom as bjb
Step 3. ???
Step 4. PROFIT!!!

!comp Call police

!comp James

rank | 13th
fraction | 1 in 139 people (0.72%)
number | 13416 people per year
(US data based on 2013 births and other SSA registrations in the US)

Jason C

7:29 AM

!comp Kick a puppy

AstroCB

!comp @bjb Didn't learn his lesson...

James

@AstroCB that's not me

Jan Dvorak

!comp stappit

James

that's the other James

Jason C

!comp Vote for me

bjb568

7:29 AM

Jason C

What the hell noun is that

SilentKiller

!comp shutdown

Jason C

It's everything at once

bjb568

noun | termination of operations

AstroCB

!comp $(".leave").click();

SilentKiller

7:30 AM

lols

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: If a web site shows me what my password was changed to, is it stored as plain text? by Mikssa on security.stackexchange.com

Jason C

Ha

AstroCB

feature-request eval command to let us execute JS directly in @bjb's browser.

5

Andrew T.

gone, okay, move on to botling again

ProgramFOX

!find ProgramFOX

user259867

7:31 AM

@AstroCB As long as it's vanilla JS, bjb should be happy.

SPArchaeologist

@bjb568 how can the third definition contain the noun???

ProgramFOX

!find pizza

bjb568

Pizza Hut - Pizza Coupons, Pizza Deals, Pizza Delivery, Order ...

J. Steen

Uhm.

AstroCB

@bjb568 Spam

ProgramFOX

7:32 AM

!find bjb568

!find subway

Home | SUBWAY.com

!find recursion

Recursion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Andrew T.

boo.

AstroCB

7:32 AM

!find Google

bjb568

Google

ProgramFOX

!find "ProgramFOX"

user259867

@SPArchaeologist Same from the WA site

bjb568

ProgramFOX - Professional Profile - CodeProject

AstroCB

!find Spam

bjb568

7:33 AM

Spam

SilentKiller

!find DroidDev

Andrew T.

encrypted.google.com????

AstroCB

^

ProgramFOX

^ finally, it found me

J. Steen

Succinct.

user259867

7:33 AM

> Interpreting "stappit" as "snapping"

user259867

mystery solved

Andrew T.

!find shog9

bjb568

Flickr: shog9

J. Steen

cv-pls wat stackoverflow.com/questions/29486180/…

SPArchaeologist

so Snapping == tender green beans without strings that easily snap into sections

ok, great

J. Steen

7:34 AM

Mm. Edamame.

ProgramFOX

!find "FOX 9000"

bjb568

Fox Model 900 - Fox Products Corporation

um

wow

!find "bjb568"

7:36 AM

User bjb568 - Stack Overflow

!find 42

42 (2013) - IMDb

!find where am i

Where Am I - See your Current Location on Google Maps

Andrew T.

darn

DroidDev

7:37 AM

@SilentKiller dispossible :P

AstroCB

!find AstroCB

bjb568

ASTRO-CB: Overview | I3investor

AstroCB

?

I'm afraid to click on that link.

Andrew T.

@bjb568 spam

AstroCB

!find find

bjb568

7:38 AM

Find A Grave - Millions of Cemetery Records

AstroCB

@bjb568 Well, that's depressing.

!find !find !find

bjb568

Find A Grave - Millions of Cemetery Records

ProgramFOX

!find How do I kill a chatbot?

bjb568

[[Guide] Rogie's Epic Bot Killing Guide! - Guides and Tips ...](forums.zybez.net/topic/1496415-rogies-epic-bot-killing-guide)

DroidDev

!find movie

bjb568

7:38 AM

New Movies | Movie Trailers | Movie Times | Reviews | Movies.com

SPArchaeologist

!find ソニック

AstroCB

!find 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election

bjb568

2015 Moderator Election - Stack Overflow

Andrew T.

!find anything that is not on Google

bjb568

Google Anything, So Long as It's Not Google - New York Times

AstroCB

7:39 AM

!find Stack Overflow review

SPArchaeologist

!find Cthulhu

bjb568

Cthulhu - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

DroidDev

!find naruto

bjb568

Naruto Shippuden - VIZ.com

AstroCB

!find Stack Overflow

bjb568

7:40 AM

Stack Overflow

AstroCB

!find Stack Overflow review

bjb568

Review - Stack Overflow

SPArchaeologist

!find "Twilight Sparkle"

bjb568

Twilight Sparkle - My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Wiki

AstroCB

This is great – @bjb is your new link-finder.

!find Stack Overflow Help & Improvement Queue

bjb568

7:40 AM

Help Improve The Help & Improvement Queue! - Stack Overflow

Andrew T.

!find nearest location

bjb568

Bank of America | Locations | Find ATMs and Banking Centers

DroidDev

cv-plz dup stackoverflow.com/q/29486217/2389078

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: fake hublot watches and spa tubs by babylisscurl on drupal.stackexchange.com

ProgramFOX

7:43 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

AstroCB

!find Nearby

bjb568

Nearby Live :: Meet Local People

AstroCB

^ Spam

James

!find stahp it

bjb568

7:44 AM

Stahp | Know Your Meme

AstroCB

!find Me

bjb568

Me | Define Me at Dictionary.com

AstroCB

!find My profile

bjb568

profile - www.myprofile.com

AstroCB

!find Bart

bjb568

7:45 AM

Bay Area Rapid Transit | bart.gov

Bart

Imposter!!!

Well, elections sure are a whole lot easier this time round. Plenty of good candidates

Jason C

!find pr0n

bjb568

FAIL Blog - pr0n - Funny FAIL Pictures and Videos - epic fail ...

Jason C

!find weight loss pills

James

oh god stop

Jason C

7:48 AM

!find muscle enhancers

bjb568

Ultimate Muscle Trial

Jan Dvorak

ok, should I flag that?

Jason C

!find out how to keep my parents from getting divorced

J. Steen

Harrah, stahp!

bjb568

Kids' Health: Dealing with Parents ' Divorce

Jason C

7:49 AM

!find out how to build a bomb, then do it.

bjb568

How to Make a Vinegar Bomb: 11 Steps - wikiHow

:D

Lol

!find virgin

!find "It's Me"

7:50 AM

Online Banking Community - It's Me 247

!find google image

Google Images

!comp virgin

@bjb568 not what I hoped for

bjb568

SPArchaeologist

7:51 AM

!find Freddy

Andrew T.

well, thank god it's not returning any images (since it's Google Text Search)

Jason C

!find waldo

bjb568

Where's Waldo?

SPArchaeologist

@AndrewT. it's based on google search?

DroidDev

!find Chuck Norris

Jason C

7:52 AM

No, that's what I asked you.

James

!find Carmen Sandiago

bjb568

Online Detective Games- Carmen Sandiego Kids Software-Kids Learn!

ProgramFOX

@AndrewT. I thought it was DuckDuckGo search.

Jason C

!find a clue

bjb568

clue - definition of clue by The Free Dictionary

SPArchaeologist

7:52 AM

!find "conway's game of life"

bjb568

Conway's Game of Life - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

ProgramFOX

!comp is Wolfram|Alpha, !find is DDG

Jason C

!find me a girlfriend

bjb568

How to Get a Girlfriend (with Pictures) - wikiHow

Andrew T.

Oh, just a guess, I stand corrected.

Jason C

7:52 AM

Oh sweet.

click

Disappointing pictures.

DroidDev

well...something just happened

Bart

I don't know if it's lovely or disturbing to see how much you all enjoy a search engine

J. Steen

Unlike most of SO.

4

DroidDev

ok, upload button is also not working for me :/

Jason C

!find deez nutz

bjb568

7:54 AM

Urban Dictionary: deez nutz

Jason C

!comp deez nutz

!find yoyo sex

bjb568

Sex: Buy at YoYo.com - Free Shipping

Incorrect.

!comp Jon Skeet

!find Jimmy Hoffa

7:56 AM

Jimmy Hoffa - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

DroidDev

i.imgur.com/Mw4YT7B.png?1

SPArchaeologist

!find Jon Skeet

bjb568

Defunct - go to codeblog.jonskeet.uk - Jon Skeet: Coding Blog

Jason C

Oh look, turns out Hoffa was just hanging out in wikipedia this whole time.

!find an awesome gif

bjb568

Funny GIFs, weird GIFs and awesome GIFs with love from ...

DroidDev

8:00 AM

something weird happening in chat

Jason C

I don't know about you guys, I just got totally distracted by that last link, lol.

J. Steen

Uhm. meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/289542/…

James

cv off topic

DroidDev

while, I am distracted by careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/tag/android

J. Steen

naa stackoverflow.com/a/29485487/64976

Infinite Recursion

8:08 AM

@Roombatron5000 Unpinned both for fairness (because both of them are now mod candidates). Thanks for noticing it. :)

Bart

You could run for mod and pin yourself to the top @InfiniteRecursion :)

Jason C

Night!

Bart

Night!

Infinite Recursion

@Bart Nooo, I am happy being the evil RO of this room

Bart

And let's be honest. It's the most important part of the network.

Infinite Recursion

8:15 AM

Yes, and kicking bjb is my most important contribution.

5

Andrew T.

Morning!

Bart

Morning!

Infinite Recursion

Morning!

@jakekimds The gender of the moderator shouldn't matter. You should judge the moderator by how they act on the site, not by anything else. — bluefeet ♦ 10 hours ago

Jan Dvorak

Morning!

Andrew T.

!comp borked

bjb568

8:17 AM

city population | 41088 people (country rank: ~~265th) (2007 estimate)

Andrew T.

!!/wut?

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

Andrew T.