Imagine if we taught languages the way we teach programming...
- Your first 90 days involve reading a bunch of simple sentences while the instructor strongly implies that these are mostly what you'll need for the rest of your life.
- Your next 90 days involve writing simple paragraphs that do not correspond to anything you would ever need to actually communicate.
- Finally, your masterwork involves writing a three-page letter to your grandmother in which you describe the history of central-american agriculture using a grammar of 80 words.