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@ShadowWizard Called
 
user315433
12:23 AM
in Photography 2017 Moderator Election Chat on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 4 hours ago, by AJ Henderson
@Ryan yeah... that was nuts when I saw what shog had shared. You guys are orders of magnitude higher on flag generation per any other metric compared to any of the sites I moderate for
 
user315433
Shared? Where? I didn't get the memo.
 
12:37 AM
Graphic design meta
@JasonC that's just standard paranoid, in case $ is overridden
See also most jQuery plugins
 
user315433
Ah, that one. Saw that one. From the context I expected some comparative stats across sites.
 
user315433
"Community locked 2230 posts" stands out there...
 
user315433
Oh well, for cross-site comparison we have Andy's chart based on smoke amounts (so, spam only).
 
12:56 AM
@Shog9 Oh word
Ahhh I just got all my hair chopped off it's amazing.
It was down to my armpits.
 
1:14 AM
0_0
 
user202362
1:25 AM
 
1:46 AM
@JasonC I got a haircut today, but my case was less severe.
 
hair cut fist bump
 
bumps paw
 
I think I lost like 5lbs in hair
 
2:09 AM
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4:53 AM
I love websites that still break on email addresses with + signs in them.
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5:28 AM
ugh
annnd. we're moving stuff out from a classroom. Apparently the facilities guy forgot to tell me.
._.
 
5:53 AM
and he dosen't know either. This is just like .... a game of telephone.
 
6:19 AM
@JourneymanGeek have you become the main mover?
 
@John not you, Shog can.
@JourneymanGeek game of telephone? Anything like Game of Thrones? ;)
 
6:35 AM
He is moving
 
Game of Telephones - Season 1 premiere at TavernTV!
Probably referring to this
Chinese whispers—or telephone in the United States—is an internationally popular children's game, in which one person whispers a message to the ear of the next person through a line of people until the last player announces the message to the entire group. Although the objective is to pass around the message without it becoming garbled along the way, part of the enjoyment is that, regardless, this usually ends up happening. Errors typically accumulate in the retellings, so the statement announced by the last player differs significantly from that of the first player, usually with amusing or humorous...
 
6:53 AM
@Elephant I was going to say chinese whispers but it seemed a bit racist.
 
@JourneymanGeek lol, well never heard of either of those... :)
 
also, my predecessor is an arse.
 
@JourneymanGeek left you a mess?
 
He's arranged an installer to come in at the time I leave. I pointed this out. He emailed my boss.
 
It's very common with programmers too, leaving behind huge walls of code, without a single comment.
 
6:55 AM
and everyone else.
 
@JourneymanGeek installer? To install what? Not really following...
 
@ShadowWizard CCTV cameras
 
@JourneymanGeek so what's wrong with pointing this out?
 
I donno which part of "I work until 5" is unclear
and I do not work for him
@ShadowWizard he did it anyway
 
ohhhh, he made you work later than 5 PM because of that?
 
6:56 AM
he's apparently trying to
I'm also confused why its an IT function at all
 
Well if the camera has network connection, it's IT....
 
Second time he's done that too. Its nice to check first...
 
Hopefully you removed the camera in the toilets? ;-)
 
@ShadowWizard well, in most places surveiilence is a facilities function
@ShadowWizard so... that's why the toilet was broken two days...
 
lol
I bet there are far more hidden cameras in toilet rooms than anyone dare to guess.... o_o
Easy to install, hard to catch.
 
7:00 AM
woah
 
lol
(naw, this place is just a mess)
 
@JourneymanGeek or security, actually.
 
errrr
lol
Its a small dodgy private school
We don't have a security department
 
@JourneymanGeek so if someone starts punching someone else, who do you call?
 
the police. Then go get the CCTV footage I suppose.
amusingly, the last time it happened, our DVRs were compromised and crashed...
so...
there's no footage
 
7:07 AM
@JourneymanGeek but police might take long time to arrive, especially if it's "just" some punches, nothing really serious...
 
7:19 AM
@Journeyman you wear a badge while at work? :)
LOL no idea if a troll or just a totally and utterly clueless user.....
 
making an irony example, except it failed, thus making it double irony (ironies?)
 
7:35 AM
@ShadowWizard no
 
@JourneymanGeek not a troll or not a clueless user?
 
7:58 AM
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MornzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZzzzz
 
@ShadowWizard no
@ShadowWizard replied to the wrong message, Phone
 
8:28 AM
ugh, looks like I need to stick around for the camera guy
damnit
 
Make some pictures of him and share here
 
9:08 AM
@JourneymanGeek lol.... so how can the students know you're employee and not one of them? :)
@rene in toilets!
Or make flush video for @Kenny :D
 
@ShadowWizard they have uniforms, we don't
 
@JourneymanGeek hmm.... oh well. :D
I use new mobile device now, installed SE app yesterday, all was fine. Now it reproduced all of a sudden, got two apps, double notifications.... not surprised a bit.
Uninstalled one, of course it removed both.
 
user202362
9:29 AM
@_@
 
9:42 AM
@ShadowWizard yes, let's submit flush video's of total strangers ...
 
10:16 AM
@ShadowWizard uh, device migration seems working, congrats?
 
I upvoted this because it has my name in it. — Cody Gray 9 mins ago
It is tempting to edit his name in all my answers ...
 
10:34 AM
@rene hey @Journeyman ain't no stranger! :D
@Elephant lol, there's such a thing?? lol
 
user202362
• You should be a competent pilot or under the direct instruction of a competent pilot.
 
@rene hehe, I see @Bart's clone is still active over SO/MSO... :P
 
user202362
but ... but ... I am a newb drone pilot who has lost last drone on the first day ...
 
@Telkitty I watched 7 y/o boy fly a drone for like 2 hours straight a week ago.
 
user202362
...
 
10:37 AM
He made it fly high, low, land perfectly. Surely better than I'll ever be able to do that. :P
(not my own son, was with kids in some park)
heh, HNQ question got closed. Surely @gnat is happy...
 
user202362
I am reading a 24 pages manual
 
For the new drone?
This one? @Telkitty
 
How to be a troll 2.0
 
Would be cool to get a drone with a drone.... :D
 
10:54 AM
@ShadowWizard there is lifehacker.com/5843206/…
 
user202362
so retarded, I love it!
 
World's first ever drone delivery chicken
 
@Elephant oh, I can't do that, my old phone network totally died. No WiFi, no Bluetooth, no NFC.
That's why I replaced it with new device...
Much more retarded.
 
11:21 AM
and... could we pleas avoid dead pets taxidermy "mods"?
 
11:35 AM
He's not dead. He's in the sky now.
 
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Christ, more developer stupidity
Samsung magician auto updated itself and just... doesn't work any more, because I guess samsung doesn't test their software.
Then you've got their busted online chat queue time estimator, which, after 5 minutes of nothing:
"7:31 am: Your estimated wait time is 0 minutes and 1 seconds. Thank you for your patience."
"7:34 am: Your estimated wait time is 0 minutes and 1 seconds. Thank you for your patience."
"7:39 am: Your estimated wait time is 0 minutes and 1 seconds. Thank you for your patience."
And of course "Vishwateja D" doesn't understand a word of english.
And I only got to the english support chat after some work, their official product page "contact us" button goes to a site in some who knows what language, korean or something. So you have to go back to the main site and choose "contact us" from there.
Then:
jason: i just upgraded samsung magician from 4.9.7 to 5.1 (850 evo, windows 7) and it just ... doesn't work. it's stuck on "scanning for drive information" because i guess samsung forgot to test their software before releasing it.
jason: where can i download 4.9.7 again? i only found 5.1 on the web site.
Vishwateja D: I see that you are looking for information about SSD.
jason: right, that's what i just said.
 
And finally he says "I wish to inform you that we have a dedicated team who handles queries related to SSDs." and sent me a link
 
I bet that Vish something is a bot.
 
11:45 AM
Which yielded "our support system is currently down for maintenance" and an asp error.
So yeah.
Fail x 5.
"You may try the contacting them later. Have a great day ahead."
Yeah, f*** you.
 
Nope. I watched video the video but magician still does not work. I appreciate the thought, though.
 
From what I gather on the internet, seems the best answer is: hopefully you have restore point before it was updated.
 
Yeah
And also "don't use magician"
Which, thanks dumb forum advice.
There's a ton of drive features that you need magician to configure.
 
What's wrong with wizard? :/
 
11:57 AM
You used an magician, you got magic. What else did you hope for?
 
No magic allowed though
 
 07:59:44 up 185 days, 18:38
Aw yeah, the little laptop web server that could.
Mostly I'm impressed that no cats have switched off the power strip for at least 6 months.
 
OMG, think I solved one of Stack Exchange's biggest mysteries.
Ready?
I'm pretty sure I know @Grace Note's gender.
 
neither male nor female!?
 
Nope.
in Let's get philosophical, Nov 4 '10 at 2:20, by Grace Note
I do hope to find someone and get married, aye. As nice as a wedding gown is, the wedding to go alongside it is important for the dress.
Since males won't go to wedding wearing a gown... it means @Grace is a "she". :)
 
12:09 PM
You know what they say about assumptions?
 
@Oded enlighten me!
 
Also - not all people have binary genders.
I'll leave it at that. This is something for Grace Note to disclose, not me. Private is private.
 
@Oded I just read about that last week, yeah. Something where someone born as male want to be referred to as female, etc?
 
In the end. do we care about his/her gender...
 
Of course not, but by never telling/hinting it makes it into kind of challenge. :)
 
12:11 PM
There's more to it than that, @ShadowWizard - urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LGBTTQQIAAP
 
user315433
Especially when the person avoided mentioning it for some years.
 
Since joining SE, I've been trained to use singular they, and it's useful :)
 
user315433
More excited to work on #stackoverflow today than usual, and I'm usually excited. STAY TUNED FOR ALL THE STUFF cuz I got lots.
 
I wonder what that's all about.
 
@Oded for whatever reason, that looks like OMGWTFBBQ
 
12:13 PM
@Oded think you meant this, no?
Genderqueer (GQ), also termed non-binary (NB), is a catch-all category for gender identities that are not exclusively masculine or feminine‍—‌identities which are thus outside of the gender binary and cisnormativity. Genderqueer people may identify as one or more of the following: having an overlap of, or indefinite lines between, gender identity; having two or more genders (being bigender, trigender, or pangender); having no gender (being agender, nongendered, genderless, genderfree or neutrois); moving between genders or having a fluctuating gender identity (genderfluid); or being third gender...
 
Probably. I was also thinking about sexual orientation, but that's different.
 
@ShadowWizard 1) I know at least one guy who wore a dress to his wedding, and 2) I always just imagined Grace Note to be a she since "Grace" is a female name, but kinda never cared.
Also that was 2010, she could be a he by now.
 
A grace note is a kind of music notation used to denote several kinds of musical ornaments, it is usually printed smaller to indicate that it is melodically and harmonically nonessential. When occurring by itself, a single grace note normally indicates the intention of an acciaccatura. When they occur in groups, grace notes can be interpreted to indicate any of several different classes of ornamentation, depending on interpretation. == Notation == In notation a grace note is distinguished from a regular note by print size. A grace note is indicated by printing a note that is much smaller than a...
 
was going to post this too ^
lol
 
12:15 PM
@Oded Yeah. I dunno about you, but that makes me want to smack people. See also uwm.edu/lgbtrc/support/gender-pronouns.
 
@Grace love music, that's for sure, ending many comments with ♪ or ♫. :)
 
@Elephant I thought they is referring to this. Though their display picture of Okuu from Touhou is a bit surprising.
 
Yeah I know what grace notes are... I just figured it was a play on their name.
 
@Elephant no surprise, Grace loved anime when younger.
 
Whatever, stop being nosey.
 
12:17 PM
@JasonC actual white wedding dress?
 
I'm not telling.
 
👃-y
 
@Elephant I like that 👃 has a booger.
 
double sad
 
12:18 PM
At least for me it does.
 
@JasonC you mean this?
Looks like hair, making the nose very realistic. ;)
@Oded SO survey got such list too, no? :)
 
I missed Chrome's Translate to Emoji feature...
 
@ShadowWizard yah
 
user202362
12:34 PM
I am sorry, I know I would offend someone by saying this, but since I think it's the truth, lemme just say it right here: having 58 different gender settings is just retarded. I usually recognize fad when I see one. I mean ... you want to have more than male and female, that is just fine. But more than 5, really?
 
user202362
why can't I be herded, why??
 
Uhh.. saying "Let me herd you" seems wrong...
 
@Telkitty just let people enter whatever they want there (or not ask in the first place)
Make it a freeform field.
 
@Oded bet 10% will put "alien" there.
 
or "rock star"
 
user202362
12:42 PM
@Oded male/female/others (please specify)
 
user202362
or just others
 
Yeah
 
> 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple
 
The conversation seems a bit heavy. Any cat picture to relieve it?
 
user202362
 
12:51 PM
 
That's better, thanks.
 
.... you all realize that Jason will probably move all these pictures as soon as he comes back right?
well, at least in the meantime they should have succeeded in moving the focus.
 
user315433
 
@Derpy I don't think so. At least it's not 20MB GIF images.
 
@Guero you're late by 2 days
 
user202362
12:58 PM
did you just notice? he's a laggy bot
 
user202362
he reports everything here ... a couple of days late
 
@Telkitty well, blogs and tweets are instant
Faster than Feeds sometimes
 
A laggy bot is better than no bot.
(wait, have I read this sentence somewhere before?)
 
user202362
laggy bot or tuna, which one?
 
@Elephant almost
> A late bot is a bit better than no bot
 
1:05 PM
I was thinking of
May 31 at 4:08, by Shog9
Leftover pizza beats no pizza
 
oh lol
but totally different meaning
 
@ShadowWizard yes
 
> I have two clocks: one doesn't go at all, and the other loses a minute a day: which would you prefer?
 
@Derpy Done.
6MB of images.
Telkitty's Big GIFs transcript up to 55 MB, lol.
 
@JasonC lol, I just noticed this room
 
1:15 PM
the ponie colorful cats are still there, so... fine to me.
 
It's a good link to text people if you want to troll mobile users.
 
@Jason put a bot here that auto move any gif bigger than 1MB. ;)
 
Yeah I was thinking about that the other day actually. Will happen when I get back in town.
 
Maybe giving a 2 minutes chance for the OP to delete/edit it first..
 
And for people to bask in whatever its glory is.
 
1:17 PM
yup
 
I'll probably give it 10 minutes.
 
You're very generous, @Jason.
 
move between 1-5MB, kick if exceeded ;P
 
@Derpy no clock at all :)
@Elephant nah, auto kick only if same user post big gif's in short period.
 
@JasonC just send them the link to Bandai's "One Piece Treasure Cruise" mobile game app.
 
user202362
1:25 PM
I need to encourage people to post more huge gifs, then I let Jason move them to kitty's gif room
 
SE didn't fail, so you are at the wrong place. Why not ask Expert Exchange? ;) — Patrick Hofman 2 mins ago
 
@Telkitty Or I could just write a bot, make it an ro, and delete them immediately. Totally up to you how much privilege you want in here.
 
@JasonC won't you have the bot run on your own account?
 
user202362
Only if privilege translate into $ using which I could fund my next drone project
 
user202362
don't care about internet that much
 
1:37 PM
 
@ShadowWizard ice cream please.
 
user202362
@JasonC I would rather not discuss power, because with power comes responsibilities, because your power can make a family go homeless just because you want to cut your loss ... or even someone to commit suicide (not directly, not consciously ... but might happen to be the last straw after mountains of burden caused by things unrelated). It's very painful for me to discuss power. I live to serve.
 
1:55 PM
\o/
 
user202362
 
2:13 PM
Speaking of power, kicking Telkitty is good fun.
 
Reporting you to the RSPCA
2
 
Lol
 
@Oded Do you have the power to make somebody make meta.stackexchange.com/q/171199/230261 not suck?
 
???
 
2:36 PM
LOL
I found a user named "downvoter"
Downvoter, Berlin, Germany
111 4
 
With 111 they are just at that privilege on Meta. needs 125 on other sites...
typically casted 2 votes, up ...
 
The reason they chose that username is... funny
 
Apparently he knows something about downvotes before signing up.
 
funny, at least inconsistent with the behavior they show
 
> I came up with "Downvoter" because I usually address downvoters with "@Downvoter."
 
2:49 PM
I wonder how many people would've accidentally pinged him
Heres another downvoter who cannot, well "downvote":
There hasn't been a "Upvoter" so far.
Forget what I said, he can downvote to.
 
@Oded Like can you walk into the office and say "all right guys that's enough, you can put the vote button on the top of the dupe preview on mobile now"?
 
So, you are asking to implement that FR? I thought you were saying there was an issue with that post.
 
me too ^
But why "power to make somebody make"? @Oded can do it himself, if only given the time and permission... ;)
 
I kind of understood what Jason trying to say, but it's a bit difficult to comprehend
 
@Elephant logic barrier?
 
3:04 PM
make "this meat post" not suck -> implying to fix the issue, not the post.
Took time to get that meaning.
 
What's a "meat post"?
 
great, and now I'm hungry
 
lol
@Elephant got lots of meat.
Is it Kosher? @Oded
 
@ShadowWizard that is the question.
 
Guessed so on the hooves.
 
So you're lucky, Jews won't eat you. :D
 
Question now is, are elephants halal?
 
0
A: Which meat is halal and which is not in Islam?

Imam________________AliAs a brief answer, haram meat creatures are divided into several categories (in general): In general, haram meat creatures are divided into several categories: All of the sea creatures which do not have scales. Among land creatures, pigs, dogs, predatory creatures which have sharp teeth and cl...

haram, not halal
 
@Oded Oh yeah sorry that's what I meant. Typing on phone I probably left a few words out.
 
3:23 PM
Pretty much the same as Judaism...
 
No wonder they don't serve elephant at the halal food trucks. I was always missing it.
 
@ShadowWizard haram is equivalent to טמא
 
@Oded yup I know. :)
חראם is also used in Hebrew as slang, saying "enough!"
Though not sure why...
 
Lots of Isreali slang comes from Arabic
 
4:07 PM
You scare users with your comments ...
 
What did I do?
 
please don't do that again ;)
 
Oh, that one... people are so quick to comment when they can take other action to improve a post.
 
And take the time to post on Meta ...
 
Bad grammar on a post bothers you? Edit the damn thing.
Whole platform is built on that idea.
 
4:09 PM
No, I rather post on Meta, requesting others to do the work for me.
 
@Oded get a man a fish, and he'll have a fish, but teach him how to fish, and he'll need a fishing license ... or something like that.
 
> His plots move slower than DragonBallZ seasons -- How can we handle “firing” our DM?
Oh god lol
 
@Bart now I am getting hungry.
 
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