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12:18 AM
@SmokeDetector ugh
 
12:40 AM
@AlexisKing Ugh is right. xkcd.com/810 ??
 
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Morning Tav
 
1:00 AM
Morning, probably
 
1:10 AM
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1:25 AM
Remember this?
yesterday, by Undo
user image
I just got an awesome reply that's too big to take a screenshot of
Fun parts:
> YOU ARE NOT TO CONTACT ANOTHER BUYER BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT SELL ONE KIDNEY TO TWO BUYERS.
6
^ True dat
 
@bjb568 It does
http://davegrayhospitalkidneydn.blogspot.in works for me
s/grey/gray
 
agh, damn muricans spelling grey wrong
 
Ideas for a reply?
 
1:40 AM
 
1:51 AM
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Q: What is the best way to represent Middle Earth using Java's Locale framework?

KG6ZVPI'm in the process of putting together an android app which will have a Tengwar translation out of the box (an Elvish dialect). If we would like to maintain the maximum compliance with the ISO standards while representing this fantasy world, how should we go about it? Also, if there is a standa...

wat
 
@AndrewT. I've been staring at this for far too long.
 
I have found a bad website. 8451.com
 
^ bad as in 'bjb doesn't like', seemingly not bad as in NSFW
 
Wouldn't that just be New Zealand? — JamesENL 39 secs ago
 
@Undo It's NSFW because it will cause brain cancer which is not good for job security.
 
2:23 AM
There is definitely a 404 graphic candidate for at least one of the sites in there somewhere.
@bjb568 Oooops somebody's web designer tried to make a portfolio piece instead of a project.
 
I don't see why it's so hard to make websites that both look good and do stuff.
It's like people don't know how to be minimalistic about applying styles. HTML default styles are almost always better than those applied.
 
> HTML default styles are almost always better than those applied.
citation needed
 
Just look at it. Isn't it beautiful?
Ok, no, because the HTML is crappy.
 
2:54 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Disable iPhone timed auto lock when an app is running? by Fart on apple.stackexchange.com
 
I dunno, bootstrap lets you do some really really nice things
 
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@hichris123 do we know why smokey went down last week?
 
3:10 AM
@JamesENL Because Undo killed it due to the network outages.
 
3:21 AM
ok
 
3:32 AM
@JamesENL no
 
what?
 
bjb sings the tune of:
 
Why not?
 
> Roll roll roll your own
Gently down the stream
 
It's a nice leg-up to make responsive applications without having to roll your own
 
3:34 AM
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@JamesENL No, it's a crutch that makes you hobble and keeps you from walking properly.
And it certainly doesn't "let you do" anything.
 
anything that makes it easier to make an app look good on umpteen million different device sizes with minimal effort on my part is alright by me
 
I'm really reluctant to agree with the kitty on this one because the way he says it is quite possibly the meanest way feasible that pretends this is a white or black issue.
@bjb568 In the business, we have these things called "time requirements".
 
@JamesENL hint: having cookie-cutter breakpoints and sudo-responsive jQuery plugins whatevers don't help
getbootstrap.com is literally less than 1200px wide
 
3:44 AM
FWIW, I dislike the Bootstrap philosophy, but it came from a time before flexbox.
I think Bootstrap 4 is built on flexbox, though.
 
Why not build your own flexbox? It's really easy.
 
I did on my last project.
But not everyone's a frontend engineer, kitty.
Plus it's much more time-consuming than pulling something off the shelf.
 
Duh, but if they're not, why are they working on the frontend?
 
Because the business world is not always perfect. :(
 
@AlexisKing Making not-crap takes a bit of effort? Well, boo hoo.
 
3:47 AM
Because some people have to be a bit of everything
 
@bjb568 Ever heard of a "minimum viable product"? Prototypes aren't meant to be perfect, they're meant to be cheap and fast.
You build a prototype, gather analytics and get feedback, then build it again.
 
So then you make your bootstrap mockup jQuery plugin container box cloud and it sucks and you're done.
 
The less time I have to spend worrying about how this will display on phones/browsers of differing sizes, the more time I have to polish features
 
But UI/UX are still essential for a product that people will actually use.
 
@bjb568 It's better to build a prototype and find out what people value and what people don't than to spend a year building something that it turns out services nobody's use case.
You can always make it better later. But the user's experience is, at the end of the day, all that matters in a product.
 
3:49 AM
Sure, but if to make a div resize and layout correctly on different browsers, I could either work out how to do that with angular, or just shove a bootstrap class on it, and know that it'll work
 
Turns out most people don't give a flying fuck about perfect responsive layouts.
 
@AlexisKing If you want to do market research beforehand, fine, but you don't need a crappy mockup.
 
@bjb568 "Market research" is very different from user testing. Remember: users don't know what they want until you give them something to complain about.
 
@JamesENL Angular isn't better. I'm talking vanilla.
 
There's a very good reason Agile is a thing.
 
3:50 AM
@AlexisKing oh god that's so true
"This is different and therefore wrong"
 
@AlexisKing But if you're trying to user test something with bad UI/UX…
 
@bjb568 Yeah, but believe me, you don't know what your users value in a UI. Only your users do. Having a layout that fills a 4k screen is irrelevant to 99% of them. They'd rather it actually work and be useful.
Time is a really, really important resource. Time is expensive. You need to be able to allocate it appropriately. The only way to know the best way to allocate time is for your users to tell you what matters to them.
Now, sure, sometimes users don't know what they want, and then you have to bring in experts in UX or UI to make the experience better, or you need to get a solid engineer to make things faster.
But usually, those are micro-optimizations. Go for the low-hanging fruit first.
 
Which is where bootstrap comes in
low hanging fruit
 
And you know what? That all sucks. If you don't want to deal with that workflow, don't build consumer-facing products. Build server software or other infrastructure.
 
I need something to make my thing look decent
 
3:54 AM
@JamesENL I don't think so. I think it's easier to build something of decent quality without bootstrap.
 
Decent quality without complexity, I agree
As soon as something moderately complex pops up, you're going to spent way too much time solving it
 
How's bootstrap help with complexity?
 
dynamically resize fields based on how many of them are showing?
 
@bjb568 The industry says no. Mostly because everyone knows Bootstrap, and nobody knows the layout framework you rolled yourself except you. You're sort of right in the sense that Bootstrap is a lowest-common-denominator tool, but there are important practical concerns in the industry when you have lots of programmers working on many different projects.
 
@JamesENL Do you really need that? How complicated of forms are people building these days?
 
3:56 AM
Like I said, frontend web development kinda sucks, from a purely engineering perspective.
It's my job. I do it for other reasons. ;)
 
Forms to capture customer data are usually monstrously complex, depending on the data you're capturing
 
@AlexisKing What? I don't roll my own framework, I just don't use a framework.
 
just as an example
 
@JamesENL Sounds like an important part of the project then; one that deserves spending the 2 minutes to write the flexbox styles.
 
@bjb568 I assure you that you're using a hand-rolled "framework", even if it's little more than something like Backbone. And if you're not, then I doubt it will scale to accommodate changing user requirements or constantly onboarding new developers. There are social considerations that make frameworks appealing, not just technical ones.
 
3:58 AM
So you've got to make it understandable to Joe Citizen, who doesn't know a mouse from his ass, while still making it work on his phone, laptop and 4K TV so that he doesn't get confused when he tries to do everything at once, while still making your UI code understandable to other developers.
 
@AlexisKing What's this backbone thing? It uses a REST API? wat?
 
It doesn't matter. My point is: I get what you're saying, but it's easy to be an idealist when you don't have any requirements except your own.
By the way, @bjb568, I'll be blunt: DevDoodle has terrible UX. Don't throw stones in glass houses.
 
@JamesENL The easiest way to make things scale is to not style them at all (and for images give it a max-width 100%). Maybe restructure the layout at one breakpoint.
@AlexisKing meh, it's getting better, I'm learning all teh dezinez
 
I'm not talking about scale, I'm talking about responsiveness while still looking aesthetically pleasing to users
 
Yeah, when scaling the viewpoint… ?
 
4:02 AM
Oh that scaling
 
I'm so glad all I have to worry about is hideously complex binary data structures wth real time throughput guarantees in the face of untrustworthy networking. No mascara and lipstick choices needed, just hard realities.
 
Are you saying you want to put 20+ input boxes of various types should just march vertically down the page?
 
Let me say one more thing, @bjb: there's nothing more frustrating than seeing users use your site for the first time. ;) You'll have a huge button that clearly says "Continue", and all your users will be too stupid to figure out what the heck they're supposed to do, and then they'll drop off from your site because it "doesn't make sense". And then you're back to the drawing board.
Remember: users are dumb. Good UX designers are basically superheroes.
 
@JamesENL You can make them not do that with HTML alone…
 
@tchrist Yeah... sometimes I envy lines of work with minimal social elements... ones that are mostly just technical problems. But I also like working with users and solving social problems, so it's a mixed bag. I like what I do, but I don't blame people for hating it. Sometimes I hate it, too. ;)
 
4:07 AM
Ugh, one thing I still haven't really figured out yet is how to keep the footer in the right place. I resorted to JS and it's kinda buggy…
var noPageOverflow = noPageOverflow || false,
	pageOverflowMobile = pageOverflowMobile || false,
	footerOff = footerOff || false,
	mainContentEl = mainContentEl || false,
	mainBottomPad = mainBottomPad || 0;

function minHeight() {
	var footer = document.getElementById('footer').offsetHeight,
		sidebar = document.getElementById('sidebar');
	if (innerWidth < 1500 && sidebar) footer += sidebar.offsetHeight + 6;
	if (noPageOverflow && !(innerWidth < pageOverflowMobile)) {
		mainContentEl.style.minHeight = '';
 
Not enough jQuery
 
oh god
 
this monster controls how big the content element is to position to footer correctly.
 
@bjb568 Do it with flexbox. Don't use JavaScript when CSS will do.
 
@AlexisKing If I could, I would…
 
4:08 AM
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But flexbox doesn't do all the things I need it to :(
 
@SmokeDetector tpu- yes it gets you banned
bjb wants DevDoodle to work on all browsers. Flexbox probably won't work.
 
@bjb568 Yeah, sometimes you have to do backflips to get flexbox to be just right.
 
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including IE6
 
4:11 AM
@AndrewT. uh…
no.
@AlexisKing I'm pretty sure it just won't work.
 
@bjb568 What are you trying to do?
 
Get the footer to be at the bottom. Unless there's a sidebar where it should be at the bottom only if width > 1500px, else have it flow naturally under the collapsed sidebar unless that's too short. For some cases, have it below the viewport instead of at the bottom. For others, expand a subcontainer instead of the main container to lay out something else correctly. For yet others, make it's to be a specific pixel offset from the viewport bottom. And all must account for height of footer, page container, sidebar, page contents, and specific requirements.
I think flexbox can do all that with lots of classes and another wrapper around the whole page.
 
I admit, I have no idea why you have that many requirements, but okay.
 
@AlexisKing positioning of footer here here here at different viewport widths
 
@bjb568 Hmm, yeah, I think you could do it with classes on the body (or top layout element, if you have one), but it would be a little complicated. It might be more consistent and less buggy, though.
 
4:21 AM
meh, my JS function totally works except for on iPads which will be fixed
It's probably the most-modified JS function of mine :p
Probably found over 40 bugs in it.
 
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> Expectations, not expect ions.
 
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@SmokeDetector seems like a genuine user to me. Got accounts on multiple sites and also 10 repz no server fault (or somewhere else)
 
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7:09 AM
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!!/hats?
that bash... will it come soon...?
 
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OMG Bart and Tweety! D:
 
Hiya @berserk :)
 
H...h..hi bart..
looong t..time n..n..no s..see...
 
9:01 AM
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user202362
is it me or it's easier to attract a lot of downvotes in a very short period of time but it's harder to do so for upvotes?
 
Hi telekitty!
 
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user202362
hey @berserk
 
Translated: it's easy (almost no-brainer) to write a bad post than an outstanding post, or you're lucky the question gets into HNQ
 
9:06 AM
@chmod711telkitty It was with me in the beginning.
 
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user202362
The highest upvoted question for me was not an outstandingly good question but it was because of the timing.
 
@chmod711telkitty that shouldn't surprise you, should it?
Then again, there are far more upvotes on the site than downvotes.
 
user202362
@Bart It was because ... I know most of my downvoters but not many of my upvoters? ~_~
 
Weird, I know most of my upvoters on a certain site, because... there are not many of contributors there :/
But if this is talking about meta, well... it's a battlefield.
 
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10:07 AM
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> Write a small web application in which a user can upload video files,
tag them and watch low-res previews.
Do you guys think that's doable in 2-3 hours of time... ?
from scratch
 
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user202362
12:14 PM
@PraxisAshelin depends on the existing libraries and how well you want your final product to work
 
@PraxisAshelin Except from tagging I guess.
 
user202362
if you have to write everything from scratch, it's definitely not feasible if you also want your program to run flawlessly.
 
^
 
I already read and posted what I think.
 
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user202362
@PraxisAshelin face to face tech interview is usually more important than test through email. Try to do what you can then explain the situation to the HR or the interviewer?
 
^
I believe they will understand your point. But you should try to complete the task too.
 
that does seem like the best option. I fear that most of my time will be spent on learning the things before I can get anything done, and thus have very little to show near the end, but I will try nevertheless
 
;P
 
I've only ever been to two job interviews many years ago before that trend, how does the coding-during-interview thing work anyway do you get Internet access etc?
 
12:37 PM
In my company, internet is provided.
But not if the question is to test basics.
If we ask them to make a little complex module, we provide them internet.
 
Thought most would have to, most things now don't have much in the way of off-line docs although I guess code completion gets you most of the way there in many cases
 
Whiteboard interview coding is not unknown.
 
dunno what it is...
 
I've had it happen that the interviewer printed off some code, and then had me read it and I would have to explain what the code does
 
@berserk You have to stand before a whiteboard and write your code there.
 
12:47 PM
Oh.
 
IMO it is hard to remember names of many functions which we don't use often :P
So, good if need to check basics IMO.
 
um.. isUserAGoat() ?
 
Oh lol that one in androidi
 
12:53 PM
yeah xD
 
lol why blech?
 
The first result for "regex substitution" is from Microsoft(Read: Microshog).
 
user202362
he might never come back knowing how much you guys want to kill him :p
 
user202362
1:08 PM
I mean, I would not want to visit a place where people kept on discussion how I would be killed
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Sheebitz wept.
 
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yeah, just like that...
 
1:59 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Flip x and y axes in Excel graph by Cuntycunt on superuser.com
 
2:43 PM
Any big fallout from Clock-Fouling Day?
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
@tchrist nope, it's clock unfouling day…
But all of the mainland US should really be on Pacific time.
 
@bjb568 We should all be on UTC
 
3:00 PM
but switching to Pacific is a good excuse for skewls to actually start later :p
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: [VERTEX COVER GRAPHS] by penguina on cs.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector gone-
 
Agh, I hate it when I have to copy down stuff verbatim…
 
@bjb568 In my ideal world, schools would start at 5am and be done at 10
 
:o
nuuuuu
 
3:13 PM
Primarily because that'd get busses off the road during rush hour :P
 
Noon to 6 and 6-9 aftercurriculars are the best
 
What percentage of kids do you think go to those?
(honest question there)
 
Like they already go to schools that do that? None, schools don't do that.
 
sd why?
 
@vaultah [:4140842] Body - Position 313-324: UK passport
 
lol wat
sd - fpu
 
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2. [:4140842] Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@bjb568 Just leave it the foul alone, right.
 
3:51 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How legal is for a company to reuse an email account by Mberner on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
sd why?
 
@vaultah [:4140965] Body - Position 150-166: matt@company.com
@vaultah [:4140994] That message is not a report.
 
Come on :/
 
4:26 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: what is online work? by Roma Planty on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HP PRINTER AND THE INTERNET by Bill F on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@AwesomePoodles Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
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