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user202362
12:02 AM
the vice of living on a smaller planet ...
 
@chmod711telkitty they talk so slow...
I can watch at 1.5x
 
user202362
maybe they were trying to make it easier for everyone, include those who don't use English as their first language
 
user202362
Seriously, something has to be done about those posts containing Chinese characters, those were mostly about selling degrees from tertiary institutions
 
user202362
I suspect someone has written a bot that are posting those spams
 
12:09 AM
@chmod711telkitty and dumb down to the media :(
 
12:20 AM
Oh good lord
So many messages
 
sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
12:52 AM
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A: Should trees be staked when they are planted?

J. MusserShould all trees be staked when they are planted? First, you have to find out Why people stake trees. What benefits are there to staking young trees? In nature, trees can germinate, grow, and mature without being staked. Here are some reasons why young trees are often staked: Promoted wind re...

newest answer - prolly 10 times as long as my avg
 
user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Enable Reply on Facebook posts by pradeep on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
That's a lot of references
 
true
but thats what he asked for
I timed myself just for fun. That answer took 10 minutes and 4.881 seconds.
 
This is my longest answer:
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A: Why are newer generations of processors faster at the same clock speed?

DragonLordDesigning a processor to deliver high performance is far more than just increasing the clock rate. There are numerous other ways to increase performance, enabled through Moore's law and instrumental to the design of modern processors. Clock rates can't increase indefinitely. At first glance, i...

 
user259867
1:02 AM
There's probably some floating-point rounding there.
 
@DragonLordtheFiery That is long
 
If you're curious about my answer format, see this (frozen) chat room:

 Post Quality Advice and Tips

If you're looking to improve the quality of your questions and...
Long story short: It was adopted from Thaddeus (moderator at Science Fiction & Fantasy) in an effort to make my posts more readable.
That's my longest answer on Super User, anyway. On Photography, I have this:
40
Q: What apertures are required to enable autofocus, including cross-type or high-precision focusing, on Canon DSLR cameras?

DragonLordThis is a follow-up to Why does Canon and Nikon limit or disable autofocus beyond certain f-numbers? I'm doing this to separate the AF aperture requirements from the linked question above. My goal here is to create a canonical answer for Canon AF aperture limits, with complete information for e...

 
here's my longest answer:
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A: Preparation for a new lawn to prevent weeds and encourage growth

J. MusserLet's start at the beginning. About two years ago, the lawn in our back garden was full of dandelions. We decided to replace it with brand new turf, the kind you roll out into place. I tried my best to remove the dandelions, tap-root and all. It sounds like the ground wasn't properly pr...

kinda ugly but who cares
 
1:08 AM
sd trueu-
Here we go again.
 
user202362
@Frank I wonder whether the OP was from Australia, that garden looks awfully like mine, except mine is worse
 
@chmod711telkitty UK
Netherlands, actually
 
user202362
Netherland ... should have read the whole post
 
user202362
there are at least 10 different species of vegetation in my yard ... only 5 were intended
 
user202362
rest of them are wild weeds
 
1:14 AM
I'll betcha there are more haha
 
user202362
true
 
How many of them can you name?
 
user202362
1:25 AM
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, offensive title detected: What does it mean by“ fuck you”? by Shaloni Sharma on english.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
@Frank not many, lol
 
People learning English are so cute:
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Q: What does it mean by" fuck you"?

Shaloni SharmaWe all know that fuck mean sex, so speaker says fuck you means what? fuck me has meaning he/she has to asking to sex him. but what does it mean by" fuck you" ?

 
@SmokeDetector sd false-
 
I'll try to fix it, but gosh, are they confused.
 
1:27 AM
Profanity, but not towards another user. This likely belongs on English Language Learners, though.
 
Oh, it's completely mentions not uses, so it's fine. Just not in the title.
But yes, this is a “good” learner question. I'll edit before I nudge it towards migration.
 
@tchrist "to sex" doesn't mean what you think it means, Shaloni
 
@bjb568 good for chickens.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector del
 
1:30 AM
Oh come on people.
 
sd false-
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
yesterday, by chmod 711 telkitty
user image
 
@DragonLordtheFiery We have to fix the title.
 
@tchrist Already done.
 
1:31 AM
I think not.
 
The OP accepted the suggested edit.
 
That isn't the issue.
No fucking in titles.
 
user259867
 
user202362
starred because I <3 my chicken
 
user202362
she tried to eat the pearl ... probably she thinks the pearl's delicious
 
1:33 AM
@DragonLordtheFiery Please don't edit only the title when the body and tags are execrable.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
 
@NormalHuman Thanks.
@DragonLordtheFiery Ok.
 
Still, I should think that "What’s the meaning of fuck you?” really must be General Reference. It’s certainly in the OED.
 
user259867
-2
Q: What's the relationship between the 7's in the number 772

WesI cant figure this out, it's 3rd grade math question

 
user259867
1:35 AM
One is to the left of the other? — vadim123 24 mins ago
 
@SmokeDetector false
 
@DragonLordtheFiery Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
You know.
I think this person is on a roll:
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Q: Why "daughter of bitch" never been used?

Shaloni Sharmawhy people restricted vulgar words to be one gender i.e males, then why "daughter of bitch" never been used?

 
Some quality compression artifacts here.
 
11 flags left on Travel.
 
I've got like 15 but don't plan to stick around forever.
 
0
Q: If “f———” means to have sex, what does “f——— you” mean?

Shaloni SharmaWe all know that fuck means sex, so what does it mean when a speaker says fuck you? If fuck me means the speaker is asking someone else to have sex have with them, then what does fuck you mean?

The dashes are too long now.
 
I thought people would prefer a long fuck.
But seriously, does that honestly look bad to you?
 
Body needs to be edited for code formatting.
Otherwise, false positive.
 
No turd-polishing, por favor.
Just a recommendation. If you feel like knocking yourself out, far be it from me to stand in your fiery path. :)
 
burn thru some SO CVQ
 
There are already two answers to the fuck you question; any wagers on how many there’ll be by morning?
 
depends on time zone
 
2:07 AM
Mine, of course.
Where morning means after I’ve slept, nothing more and nothing less.
I’ll start the bidding with seven. Do we hear eight?
 
eight!
 
listens to all the quill-sharpening
 
I'll take the under on 7 -- I don't honestly know how that could support 7 answers.
 
It can't.
That doesn't stop people…
 
I wish that were how these things worked.
But it isn't.
 
2:14 AM
That's how it works on DD! Crap gets deleted.
 
Go thou and do likewise.
 
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2:39 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: filename too long error windows 7 64bit by benedikt on superuser.com
 
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@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted user: Filename length in Windows by benedikt on superuser.com
 
wow that updated fast
just changed dp seconds ago
 
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2:54 AM
Is there an easy way to find out how many illuminator badges have been awarded over all the sites?
 
3:05 AM
I feel proud of myself. Today in stats, nobody remembered how to integrate (including the teacher :p), so I did the by-parts problem on the board. Then he asked how it worked, and I didn't know so I proved by-parts by myself (simplified to 1 = 1).
 
@bjb568 Once again, why are people so interested in vulgarities?
 
meh
cultural phenomenon
 
nukes 6 more Lifehacks accounts
I'm a nice mod
 
nuke them all!
 
3:14 AM
old spam/ abusive accounts
 
@Frank SO 36 ; SU 1 ; Unix+Linux 2 ; Mathematics 7 ; Tex + Latex 3 ; Sci Fi + Fantasy 1 ; Game Development 1
So I guess 51
 
@josilber where do you get that?
Thanks btw
 
Fast clicking
apple-f
 
oh ha
 
:)
 
3:16 AM
I have 227/500 on Gardening
not quite halfway
it's hard on a slow beta where no one votes
 
That's quite impressive on a slow beta!
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I looked and found a bunch of spam/abusive accounts, and I'm ... too OCD to let them infect my site ha
@josilber out of 624 answers... so I could already have it if I knew it was gonna be a thing
 
@Frank How many are upvoted?
599
 
all but 25
 
3:21 AM
I have 142 questions (mostly filler to help with site activity) none are <1 score
I think people like my q's better than my a's
@josilber Haha!
 
Safe to say I will not be lifting the piano
 
yeah haha
I know a company that specializes in piano moving
 
My main question is whether I should just get a mover on both ends of my trip and drive the piano myself in a UHaul or if that's risking disaster and I should pay somebody to do the whole move. I think I'll try asking on music.
 
@josilber If I was doing it I'd drop by their chat and ask if they want it
 
Good call
 
3:28 AM
Funny how things like this get more votes, and things like this get hardly any... so disproportionate
 
First to flag. Ongoing spam pattern. — DragonLord 8 secs ago
 
last to flag
bam
I wish they could post spam on my site so I could nuke them Muahaha
 
!!/test Long Path Tool
 
> Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, bad keyword in username
----------
Title - Position 1-15: Long Path Tool
Username - Position 1-15: Long Path Tool
Body - Position 1-15: Long Path Tool
 
3:38 AM
I don't remember your face @josilber are you new around here?
I keep leaving for long periods ha
 
Yup new in these parts
 
cool
 
sd tpu-
Yay
@bjb bot gone
!bjb
 
3:43 AM
Borked?
Probably not?
bot still alive
 
I want a bot
just for nuking spam accounts
I can name him Nukia
 
well, if you're a good tree, maybe we can give you a bot for your birfday.
 
barfday
I germinated good, y'all
 
user259867
My favbot has been a little too aggressive; Stack Exchange doesn't seem to mind, but Google now thinks I'm using too much of their computing time.
 
Is the bot really gone?
!!/help
 
3:47 AM
I'm not b\'rkedat all!
 
@DragonLordtheFiery I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.
 
Nope.
9 hours ago, by DragonLord the Fiery
@bjb568 See, this behavior is annoying. A newcomer to the Tavern trying to get help with using Smokey will be met with this useless response from your bot. It's funny at first, but quickly becomes annoying. Furthermore, because your bot is undocumented, we really can't understand how it works or what chat messages trigger a response from it. Please, document your bot and remove some of its "weird" features.
 
help [translated]
 
3:49 AM
(The oneboxed quote above is in the star wall, so star the original chat message there.)
4 mins ago, by bjb568
I'm not b\'rkedat all!
@bjb568: You need to disable this feature. It's driving us nuts.
 
No.
 
YES
Let's kick @bjb
 
5 mins ago, by DragonLord the Fiery
(The oneboxed quote above is in the star wall, so star the original chat message there.)
 
3:54 AM
A chat bot responding to the command "!!/help" is hardly reprimandable
 
user259867
An API can be copyrighted.
 
If anything, the behavior to discourage here is repeatedly oneboxing the same self-posts knowing that it'll just serve to annoy other users
 
@bjb568 The response your chatbot returns for !!/help is not helpful at all (pun intended).
 
It doesn't need to be.
 
3:56 AM
A chatbot is expected to respond in a reasonably sane and understandable fashion to commands. The unexpected messages your undocumented chatbot generates is not helpful at all.
 
The bot has been operating for 6 months now, with little complaint. Just showing up and demanding it be immediately shut down won't get you anywhere.
I don't know why you unmuted me if you had such a fundamental problem with the messages I post, but since that is the case I encourage you to mute me now.
@DragonLordtheFiery There is no reason to treat bots and nonbots differently.
 
@NormalHuman, @UnitedStatesOfAmerica: Is there something we can do about this?
 
What's the problem?
 
Was there a flag?
 
… I'm going to bed now.
Night!
 
user259867
4:01 AM
!!/report-spam askubuntu.com/q/679526
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Seus orgasmos intensos sem quaisquer dificuldades by virginalevy on askubuntu.com
 
There's a flag
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: if you like to lose excess weight quickly by user455719 on askubuntu.com
 
user259867
 
user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Healthcare companies globally? by alniijenat on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- xtra
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: When You Are Looking To Eliminate Weight by BurroughsBradley on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
sd fp- 3tpu-
 
4:45 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: weight loss items chances are you probably realize by alanhallty on security.stackexchange.com
 
4:57 AM
sd 2tpu-
 
5:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: How does item Brain Booster Pill Work for You? by hewitbond on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: What Are Valuable Ingredients In item Brain Booster Pill? by hewitbond on meta.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Difference between road & mountain drivetrain by Arifnova Channel on bicycles.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Automatically logged out of Gmail - trojan/malware? by elena bhat on webapps.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Help altering old Marin MTB to an In-town pavement cruiser? by Arifnova Channel on bicycles.stackexchange.com
 
Hey @Shog9 -- thanks for helping me with my piano moving!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Gmail profile picture visibility by elena bhat on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
16 meta questions, and whaddaya get? A mind that weak and a back that strong.
 
5:25 AM
Hey @Shog9
 
Evening
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Online INFORMATICA Training by anjuu06 on stackoverflow.com
 
user202362
I can't upload images occasionally, I am question banned on meta. Further more SE developer is ignoring my error reporting here, what to do?
 
Who's the dev?
sd gone-
 
5:32 AM
@chmod711telkitty Question Banned on meta?? What did you do?
 
user202362
Some miscalculation when having fun.
 
ahhh
 
user202362
Also thanks to @shog9
 
user202362
He got me banned a few times
 
user202362
5:43 AM
Indirectly though
 
user202362
You need to ask him not me
 
@chmod711telkitty some time ago you asked if a mod can chat in a frozen room:
in Lounge<C+plus> on Stack Overflow Chat, Apr 29 '13 at 11:24, by Gordon
I just have to know what happens when hell freezes over :D
in Lounge<C+plus> on Stack Overflow Chat, May 17 '14 at 3:21, by Shog9
I have neither the time nor the patience to babysit you lot. You shouldn't need babysitting. you are not babies.
Shog is a babysitter?
 
I also do windows
 
5:50 AM
well, if it was divine retribution, then who are we to argue
 
user202362
I prefer the word 'nanny' ... More ... Feminine
 
user202362
Nanny babysitting in the lounge
 
Lol
Shog = Nanny???
2
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Boost your energy level and burn fat by scotbutlr on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Lose weight faster than ever now by scotbutlr on meta.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
Ummm
Why is a MSO post leading to MSE?
 
6:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Enhance Brainpower Naturally by Yiendwardsk on superuser.com
 
sd tpu-
sd tpu-
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Bep Bep Bep
Network wide spammer
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How much TNT do you need to blow up the moon? by Ayush3210 on worldbuilding.stackexchange.com
 
Lolwat
sd tpu-
 
6:18 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Selecting a Weight Loss Plan for Vegetarian Diet by Blossomsharpnack on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Increase Your Brainpower Quickly by user455748 on askubuntu.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How do I make fancybox href dynamic? by user5387448 on stackoverflow.com
 
6:36 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: However brand new research premium natural garcinia cambogia by ammadroy1371 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Unbelievable that this would be on Steam.
 
I still have the original game media, documentation, and likely packaging from 1996.
Terra Nova: Strike Force Centauri is a 1996 tactical first-person shooter video game developed and published by Looking Glass Technologies. Set in a science-fictional depiction of the 24th century, the game follows a faction of humans who colonize the Alpha Centauri star system to escape from the Hegemony, a totalitarian Earth government. The player assumes the role of Nikola ap Io, the leader of an Alpha Centauri military unit, and undertakes missions against pirates and the Hegemony. Terra Nova has been cited as one of the first squad-oriented games with three-dimensional (3D) graphics; the player...
Sold well, but fell into obscurity.
 
6:40 AM
sd tpu-
I don't have steam
 
The game was ahead of its time. The AI was excellent. The storyline was engaging. Gameplay was fast-paced yet tactically involved. The game was just remarkably well-executed for something released in 1996.
It's a classic.
 
Never played
 
cel
Is there a way to somehow promote questions on meta, similar to the bounty mechanism?
 
You could command teammates to fire at will, return fire only, defend a certain position, scout ahead, provide support, and more. The squad command system was outstandingly executed.
Prior to each mission, you'd select squad members each with certain specializations, the powered armor each would wear, the weapons they'd be equipped with, and an Auxiliary Suit Function (such as a turret or repair pack).
Weapons can either be energy-based (e.g. laser, multipulsar), drawing power from the suit's internal generator, or projectile-based (e.g. railgun, grenade launcher), with a finite ammo supply.
 
7:04 AM
Thats... A ton of weapons
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Cogni lift Assessment – Endless Tablet or maybe Fraud? by Paasha Sam on superuser.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Hiding just Skype behind CyberGhost? by skype resolver on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Fn key is not functioning on SAMSUNG NP-RV513 laptop by Sophia Smith on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Social network datasets by ravi on stats.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Best MSBI Online Training by janurao on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: like for example oh my benefits by laurelsae7 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Unlocks your long term memory? by Tanlisyjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Apply this cream how to use by curtis carty on superuser.com
 
user163250
I always have trouble unlocking my long-term memory.
 
user163250
:P
 
Stupid spammers
 
Lel
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: PITT文凭毕业证Q/微信2727586870办理匹兹堡大学毕业证成绩单教育部认证使馆认证 by user35766 on travel.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
Yey
Webscraper works
 
7:30 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What does the R in DRY mean? by Shrikant on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Improves your brain’s working by Tanlisyjuriya on stackoverflow.com
 
user163250
sd why
 
[:4021413] Body - Position 299-307: intellux
Body - Position 286-298: rxreview.org
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4021415] That message is not a report.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
user163250
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Cogni lift Costs & Reimburse Policy by Paasha Sam on superuser.com
 
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7:59 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Many companies cogitate absent endeavour by dareai101 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 

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