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08:03
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Intellux Keeping Fit Includes Exercises For The Brain by margaretwillow00 on stackoverflow.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: link and also stay the goals simply by Paasha Sam on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: two Fifa 16 Bill matches by memorygame on gaming.stackexchange.com
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Dammit arqade
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Diet Plan To Lose Weight Fast‎ by carloskozuchq on drupal.stackexchange.com
08:12
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Some day I need to write a smokey control userscript
Ctrl + Y = tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: 21 Day Sugar Detox: Will it work for you? by lawrencesmith on fitness.stackexchange.com
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Ctrl + E = fp-
Adding a shift will make it a reply to the last smokey report
08:24
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No thanks, I don't want to go to jail
5 flags left on Travel.
Anyway, it's getting really late, so I've got to get to bed.
3 flags left.
@SmokeDetector fpu
@DroidDev Registered answer as false positive and whitelisted user.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@DroidDev Blacklisted user.
08:34
@SmokeDetector tpu
@DroidDev Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
I GO TO WHERE A MASK AND THERE'S SO MUCH SPAM?
@Dro next time do this:
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Shaddup
@SmokeDetector gone
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica actually, I reply, just to confirm, but thanks :)
What should I use as a close command?
Not the common ones
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Loading scripts after page load? by Vô Vị on stackoverflow.com
08:39
Website is valid enough, but in thai
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: What are reviews of Al Jennings of Oklahoma? by RobeMcra on patents.stackexchange.com
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Ummm
For the patents how did the spammer make a tag?
08:54
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Eeeek
5 flags left on travel
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SPAM WAVE!!
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Addium Smile at yourself in the mirror even if you by EarlHank11 on meta.stackexchange.com
@balpha can you put a chinese block on travel?
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08:59
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.....
Shog won't work
He's out for maintenance
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OMG
sd gone
Mod missiles FTW
user163250
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Do not fear the wave, grasshopper. Learn to ride it, as its master.
I'm almost outta flags
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4021596] Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
09:08
NOOO WRONG ONE
DAMMIT
@SmokeDetector fpu
@DroidDev Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4021603] That message is not a report.
@SmokeDetector tpu
09:08
@DroidDev Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica haha, see, reply will always work correctly :P
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica don't flag the chinese travel questions for now -- I'm keeping an eye on it and am working on the blacklist
Ok
Just as a reminder, I starred it
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Fun Exercises To Reduce Weight by Maryshelby on drupal.stackexchange.com
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Don't flag
Lol
Instant kill by Balpha
And user goes...
How does a process take up 118% of a CPU?
  PID USER      PR  NI    VIRT    RES    SHR S  %CPU %MEM     TIME+ COMMAND
19797 testusr   20   0 1416052 514856  54180 R 118.5 26.4 106:18.06 firefox
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica It can happen when Chuck Norris is hacking into your computer
  PID USER      PR  NI    VIRT    RES    SHR S  %CPU %MEM     TIME+ COMMAND
32092 testusr   20   0  768328 275744  70700 R 171.6 14.1   0:22.78 firefox
09:21
user image
3
Ahhh
Firefox is better now
After a reboot
Lol
Balpha paste fail -- Extra 'V' at the end
Good Good Good
No more travel flags needed
@balpha Nice but how can I get free flagz on Travel now? :(
09:37
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Truth About Online Weight-Loss Programs by dianasiasn on security.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu- interesting; now they want the question titles to seem legit.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NULLPOINTERERROR:DE-REFERENCE OF NULL OBJECT by chandra on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Does Lebanon ban the diary of Anne Frank? by Talley Robert Eric on skeptics.stackexchange.com
09:49
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Information by hounushe on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector LOL
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M bjb?
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica bjb?
Yes
Bot started.
Free bot
09:54
Chemicals don't like bots.
NOOO
!!/kill @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Voldermort (aka Shadow Wizard) used Avada Kedavra used on @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
(ノT_T)ノ ^┻━┻
Hahaha
I fixed the unicode
I don't like the word pom.xml
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M @UnitedStatesOfAmerica disappeared for no reason
That will go on the news
09:56
(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ┻━┻
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Cerebrrin - Is It An Effective Product To Enhance Memory? by akshinazu on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector What if I say it isn't?
Alex Warren on September 29, 2015
Is your current job awesome? Or could you be doing better?
10:09
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: compression of a matrix A by V. by Drimitive Watson on math.stackexchange.com
Bot started.
The new SO blog is still on topic on MSE right?
Or must it now go on MSO
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Brain Games For Adults by amanda john on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Health Begins With Excellent Food by user503095 on superuser.com
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@SmokeDetector During recess I do homework
10:41
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Malicious injection: serkey.php and eval() in application files by vc.0 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, blacklisted website in body: HADOOP TRAININGS IN INDIA by bday89 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: brings perceptibly further focus? by roscypider on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Filling Food to Speed Weight Loss by Wered on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: completely.This product i by jolinemcerva on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Как склонять фамилию Кафтанатий? by Диспетчер on rus.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: freeform:field:recipient_email, cant get to working by user3058 on expressionengine.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Was Yoda fully sane on Dagobah? by Ryan Gower on scifi.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Addium Get yourself a new hobby if you are starting to feel depressed by Hurleigh Yonkers on meta.stackexchange.com
11:19
Busy day eh, Smokey?
Surprised the spammers can get through the hicky-uppy.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The Effect Of Positive Thinking On Your Health by sophiaella on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Sugar could about that a little by asiakinz on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer, blacklisted user: random array into variable by Olivia Raja on stackoverflow.com
11:36
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M The message is already posted here by feeds lol.
OMG Bart! D:
Hiya @berserk
h..h..hello..
Alex Warren on September 29, 2015
Is your current job awesome? Or could you be doing better?
Haha this is another message.
Alex Warren on September 29, 2015
Is your current job awesome? Or could you be doing better?
P.S. There is only one message.
@berserk What's that ugly thing next to my avatar?
Hides
11:41
D: y..y..you r..really did t..t..that
@berserk What's that ugly thing next to my avatar?
runs away
Stays
@Bart Thats chemicalz.
stays
@Bart (•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
> There is only . . . war. - Loki, The Avengers
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Q: Why is the image for the new SE blog misaligned when the message one-boxes?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I would've gone for some freehand if there already weren't outlined with the help of the SE chat UI. As you can see, the image is misaligned, and thus intrudes the realm of the next message. So, why does it happen? Is a fix coming or have we found a way to surprise people in other SE chatrooms?

11:43
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: I AM NOT ABLE TO GET BREAKPOINTS by AIT on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: metabopure-Best solution to lose weight by laurenbrodribb on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How do you count the elements of an array in java by jerom jose on stackoverflow.com
12:34
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GET 10,000$ FREE CASH TODAY by tracy adams on poker.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector fp-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Were the Heroic Spirits that powerful in their lives? by Eunice Garbe on anime.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: codeigniter hmvc extension routing error by nice on stackoverflow.com
user202362
My iphone 6 is broken - screen not responding. I went to watch Everest, bought 2 burgers, I didn't check the bag. Then when I opened the bag for burger & chips in the cinema, there was only one burger.
@SmokeDetector tpu- LOL what are these people getting at?
@balpha should we flag that up there?
12:50
hey, that's creative
WHAT
@balpha how did they get past the ban?
well, gotta give spammers credit some time ;)
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica by not having a lot of text
So the body is? Empty or just english?
12:52
it's an image
Image... Lol
Chinese ban for title as well?
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: What are reviews of Al Jennings of Oklahoma? by RobeMcra on patents.stackexchange.com
@balpha how did that spammer make a tag?
it was tagged [international-travel], that's not new
1 min ago, by SmokeDetector
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: What are reviews of Al Jennings of Oklahoma? by RobeMcra on patents.stackexchange.com
This one.
ahh that
ask patents allows new users to create new tags
because of the whole patent number equals tag thing
Hah, then we should expect [weight-loss] in some near time.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why would a bank refuse to open a bank account? by usa are pussies on money.stackexchange.com
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4022197] Blacklisted user.
13:00
@SmokeDetector EXCUSE ME???
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: What happens if an attacker steals my phone's IMEI number? by UR MUM on security.stackexchange.com
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EXCUSE ME? WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME? — United States Of America 26 secs ago
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ?
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Just a random comment
user image
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13:14
Changes time again
user202362
:/
user202362
my keyboard stopped working on chrome for a while too
13:33
We are aware of some intermittent connectivity issues to Stack Overflow and all Stack Exchange sites, we are investigating now.
oh...I was just gonna ask this here...
Hmm true
Wat
PSI reader is still showing 8pm
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How to estimate solar panel output as a function of solar radiation by alastair on electronics.stackexchange.com
Its up again
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://healthsupplementcare.com/addium/ by ZOYAJENET on drupal.stackexchange.com
13:43
Dammit, can't flag spam
user202362
My internet is having intermittent connective issue too ... weird, maybe the internet is finally broken
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica don't worry. Its on -7
Phew
10 mins ago, by Feeds
We are aware of some intermittent connectivity issues to Stack Overflow and all Stack Exchange sites, we are investigating now.
But chat is working fine
user202362
not just the chat ...
user202362
25 mins ago, by chmod 711 telkitty
my keyboard stopped working on chrome for a while too
13:51
Create your own tweetbot @chmod711telkitty. We need keyboard status updates!
Lol
status-someothertime-to-impl
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating characters in body, repeating characters in title: asdassadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa s asdasd asd by id0zer on stackoverflow.com
Don't do anything, or we'll end up with unreviewable things
user202362
@Bart My phone is broken, my older phone is doing a slow update. So when my keyboard became unresponsive, I almost panicked ...
Nevermind
> This item is no longer reviewable.
...
user202362
13:54
I thought, 'Oo noz, no internet, I would be like a frog living in a desert!'
> Which websites do you visit daily?
stackoverflow?
Ah
Google
user202362
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I have 3 unfinished apps to complete, lol. Not in a great hurry to start more ...
13:55
I'm not in the mood for it
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica for redtube?
Does twitter have RSS feeds
@PraxisAshelin For the tweetbot
And what's that?
We have disabled railgun while we look into the issue with @CloudFlare. All sites are online now, though slower for users in remote regions.
user202362
slower for users in remote regions ...
user202362
13:57
way to discriminate ...
Fires railgun at Tavern bots
> Which website or app do you use first in the morning?
Nothing
user202362
It is taking my older phone 20 minutes to download a 49.5MB update ...
Huh
My thing's telling me the PSI is unknown
Ok fixed
14:17
Hardware Recommendations is in public beta
That's fast
Lol
Undo is still userid 1
Just wait until he becomes user -1
 
1 hour later…
15:54
Why do people want to go to the bathroom 1 minute into the period? sigh…
For the same reason people want to chat in the Tavern while in class.
I'm not in class, I'm in the library.
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How can I buy Mastercoins? by user9201 on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
It's always amusing to see how many overdue items teachers have
16:15
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: If “to f———” means to have sex, what does “f——— you” mean? by a deleted user on ell.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: If “to f———” means to have sex, what does “f——— you” mean? by a deleted user on ell.stackexchange.com
16:30
agh
ignore plox
An Act to aid in the construction of a railroad and telegraph line from the Missouri river to the Pacific ocean, and to secure to the government the use of the same for postal, military, and other purposes was the best act.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Non-Jews learning or being taught Torah by YosefV on judaism.stackexchange.com
17:00
Possibly the worst 'D'Oh' moment:
17:13
@SmokeDetector ignore-
@SmokeDetector ignore-
17:30
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is bariatric surgery? by Girish Juneja on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MAXIMUM DEBUG LOG SIZE REACHED by Abu Hamzah on salesforce.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Please help me identify this movie by Paul on movies.stackexchange.com
17:48
@SmokeDetector fp just a low-quality question, not spam
@cybermonkey Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
the funniest thing is that the user keeps editing in profantries, lol
@cybermonkey ROFL
seriously, look at the edit history
I would've flagged it as spam, look at that many Bayesian poisoning chains.
17:55
flagged it as abusive, wouldn't be too surprised if it's removed by a moderator & the user is suspended sometime in the near future
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: can my ISP tell my parents that im watching porn? by J. Doe on superuser.com
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@SmokeDetector Huh LOL
Man this was some good laugh I had.
18:09
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A: can my ISP tell my parents that im watching porn?

cybermonkeyNo, but if your country or region has legislation banning the viewing of pornographic material, your ISP could send the bill payer (aka, one of your parents) a warning letter. It is possible for the bill payer to obtain browsing history from the ISP, but this request however usually must go thro...

laughing now? :D
@cybermonkey They're from @Uni.
Wait a minute @Uni isn't pingable.
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: What is a good way to cleanly cut through steel? by lol on diy.stackexchange.com
@Shog9 I'm not sure increasing the time before auto-delete qualifications are met (in the case of recent voting activity) will really help anything, unless you're just trying to keep questions in a "bad" state longer before they're deleted, which I don't understand
hi @Shog9 I was hoping we could chat in SOCVR because that's the hotbed of controversy at the moment
I think asking users to delete "problematic" answers on bad questions is a nicer idea than downvoting them, but that doesn't take into account users' selfishness/desire for rep in the case of answers that've received upvotes within the past 6 months
or answerers who disagree that a question should be deleted
user213963
18:19
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Q: Expand the roomba scripts to delete year or more old, up voted, closed questions

MichaelTCurrently the roomba has a criteria that deletes quite a bit of open questions that are considered abandoned after a year: If the question is more than 365 days old, and ... has a score of 0 or a score of 1 with a deleted owner has no answers is not locked has a viewcount <= the...

@MichaelT I've already upvoted Q&A there, surprising precisely no one.
user213963
Before I left Stack Overflow I was doing it quite a bit. There is a ton of crap out there.
user213963
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Q: Proposed Change to Community Deletion Criteria

apnortonPer this answer, the Community user autodeletes any answer that matches this criteria (among others): The system will automatically delete closed (not as a duplicate), unlocked questions with zero or negative score having no upvoted or accepted answers or pending reopen votes, that were close...

user213963
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A: Proposed Change to Community Deletion Criteria

ChrisFI'm uncomfortable with the idea of a "good answer" to a "bad question". If the answer is good and useful it implies that the question is actually a good question too. It might be expressed badly or have suffered from some initial down-votes before it was knocked into shape, but ultimately it mus...

user213963
I would also point out that so mods have encouraged community down vote activism in the past, rather than accepting that some things with up votes on them should be deleted.
18:24
@MichaelT I'd love to see a source for that
user213963
@ChrisF unfortunately that involves invoking the meta effect or chat room group down voting to get the question low enough score to get 20k rep users to down vote it... Which other meta questions are decrying. What is the least disruptive option to handle (almost)non-answers? — user289086 Aug 11 '14 at 10:24
user213963
@Shog9: try to post such an answer with fresh evaluation cycle. That is, starting from zero score, and see how far it goes. Try to get people 50-100 people to downvote a highly-upvoted wrong answer to compensate the site policy changes. Only a few will do it, especially within a short while, so they are rare. If the post starts from scratch, it might even be downvoted to oblivion in worst case, but I am almost certain it would not even exceed ten upvotes altogether, or perhaps even five. — lpapp Apr 22 '14 at 17:10
@TylerH That also doesn't take into account users who gave an answer but have not been active on SO for a long period of time
true. I didn't think of that. I'm sure there are other things it doesn't take into account as well
user213963
18:41
The consistent message is: if something is wrong with the post (such as answering a poor question) down vote and continue on.
user213963
That several people did this should be a message to the author.
user213963
The first one would have been a "yep, off topic question now, cast a delete vote on the question"
user213963
(The op there has 20k rep)
I don't think the issue is with people downvoting a bad answer to a bad question, I think the issue was with getting a group of people together to do it
2
that ^^^^
user213963
18:44
Saying "here is a tag with problem questions that need to be cleaned up - each acts in their own way.
@KevinBrown agreed
user213963
That people lack tools to clean up otherwise, and those who have the big tools refuse to accept a mandate to clean it up... Again, you use the tools you have.
@MichaelT it makes a difference if 'each' down voter turns out to come from the SOCVR
@MichaelT There's a difference between telling a group "you should downvote these" and passing a list of questions (which I've done in the past) and asking if a question should be deleted and letting people make up their mind
user213963
Half the down votes came from before the post edit.
18:48
Also, SOCVR is considered to be a private group even though it's public to anyone. It's not public enough, and you have to admit that we tend to work as a group
user213963
Again, so? The mods have never come up with an alternate way to work with our limited tools than collected down votes from the meta effect.
user213963
It is also disappointing that the op of that meta post didn't act to delete vote the question after the first down vote.
user213963
@GeorgeStocker ... realizing that the other options are to get a meta effect, or a chat vigilante group to go cast down votes on it so it can be deleted. Those approaches seem to garner a rather "Stack Overflow is mean" result when people decry mob voting. I am under the impression that a simple this isn't even an answer to the question flag (or maybe custom one) would result in the cleanest, least disruptive approach to addressing the issue. I wouldn't mind knowing if I should flag the next non-answer or try to find 108 more down votes. — user289086 Aug 11 '14 at 17:37
@MichaelT It was taken as a personal attack (downvoting a highly voted answer), it's not actually clear that it was that they knew a delete vote was needed at the start
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
@MichaelT what are you insinuating?
user213963
18:56
When people consider down votes to be personal attacks, there is a misunderstanding from the start.
user213963
@Makoto that one should down vote questions that are bad. Answers on bad questions are not useful.
user213963
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A: Proposed Change to Community Deletion Criteria

ChrisFI'm uncomfortable with the idea of a "good answer" to a "bad question". If the answer is good and useful it implies that the question is actually a good question too. It might be expressed badly or have suffered from some initial down-votes before it was knocked into shape, but ultimately it mus...

Do you think that flies counter the the "Optimize for Pearls" mantra set out years ago?
Jeff Atwood on June 13, 2011
In March 2010, we rebalanced our reputation system to favor answers.
user213963
All votes are signal of some sort. There are ways those signals are amplified. But they are signal nonetheless.
user213963
Is the question on topic on the site?
user213963
18:59
If not, it should ultimately be deleted.
At the time it was asked, it might have been.

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