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in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 12 secs ago, by Undo
Smokey offline, I accidentally forkbombed myself. Don't ask.
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asks
Now the second part of my plan: don't tell
Aaand back
@chmod711telkitty Looks kinda useful
@NormalHuman Ok. I'll look into it sometime soon.
00:20
@chmod711telkitty Because closures like that are reported by the public, and it very well may be that the shop is actually still around. If it really is closed it'll get removed eventually.
user259867
The weekend is over, back to work for everyone including spammers.
@NormalHuman I've only posted 1 messages since the latest reboot; that's not enough to execute all commands.
00:40
Anyone want to bug test #246 on DD? github.com/bjb568/DevDoodle/pull/246 @amu @pro
@chmod711telkitty so you don't go there and find out its closed
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@NormalHuman it must still be there, I'm sure there would of been media outrage that you'd have to of heard about if such a thing did happen (like how they are soooo excited some dislike button is going to be added or somethin)
@NormalHuman maybe… no
Yes, poke is still there
@josilber You have a fakebookz?
eww
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00:55
@josilber I like to think of the items in this dropdown as ordered chronologically.
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Where's @JamesENL? Spammers are attacking Western Australia!
@SmokeDetector gone
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Public holiday today :) I'm at home in bed playing Shadow of Mordor
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Spammers are hard at work, meanwhile. :(
user202362
01:21
My chicken slapped me
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chook doesn't like any jewelry around her neck ...
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Now my upper lip is swollen :'(
user259867
Alex Becker used to be a mod at Math, then disappeared completely and was de-modded. Turned out, nothing bad: just quit math and went into EHR development.
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01:24
I had no idea you were a poulteress.
diva chick
looks like a gansta chicken
user202362
I have a lot more necklaces/bracelets
user202362
My beloved chook is going to have much more fun later
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01:31
... and I more bruises
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No chook is injured or harmed in anyways of course
user202362
just I got slapped occasionally when she panicks
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: 微/Q2594558466办理澳洲佛林德斯大学毕业证成绩单学历学位认证Flinders by 梁会丽 on travel.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: 微/Q2594558466办理澳洲墨尔本大学毕业证成绩单UM学历学位认证 by 梁会丽 on travel.stackexchange.com
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01:50
Almost forgot about the eclipse...
Lookin’ at it.
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02:10
Score 1 for ebooks: I don't have to take a heavy book with me to sit outside, prepping for tomorrow's class and watching the eclipse.
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Spammers must be watching it too; they stopped for now
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02:35
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Changing video resolution with Handbrake - anamorphic and modulus parameter by bvhh on superuser.com
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Eclipse is now at maximum, 8:47pm MDT.
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02:52
MOOOOON
Entirely invisible from my position. Total cloud cover, with incoming rain.
It's just not going to happen for us.
just wait a couple more decades…
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No. Every day, every moment is unique. Eclipse or not. It won't be the same 20 years from now.
ya but now sucks and it's about to rain for dragonlord
and I have to write 7 paragraphs for tomorrow
7 stupid english paragraphs
03:00
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A: Not all SE sites represented in the API

Allan ArsenalFix this site it also take to much time for loading

that works too
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I often flag NAA too soon (esp. because there's a one-click button for it) and then recall this deprives me of reviewing that item.
03:16
Completely visible here.
03:28
Where's the moon? (11:27AM here)
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opening a GitHub issue re absent moon
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03:58
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SHOW LOGIC EQUIVALENCE> by misheekoh on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Oily Skincare Treatment That Is Organic by user502588 on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How does item Work for Your Body? by reqjisjams on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Improves your cognitive skills by user455361 on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: What Are the Precautions While Using This item? by reqjisjams on meta.stackexchange.com
04:19
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Do You Really Need Face Hydration Product? by Giendwardsy on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: I desire this would be the final anti aging lotion Skin by user455365 on askubuntu.com
04:47
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: the correct mindset and Brain Booster Pills will be applied by edwordlee on security.stackexchange.com
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Lol
Vulgarity post appeared on hot questions list
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Knowledge Skincare - Ideas Revealed That Is Important by user502591 on stackoverflow.com
05:02
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Eight Ways To Improve Brain Power? by alethiaeichen on askubuntu.com
TIL: You should never ever bother changing your iCloud password...
what a mess I have made
05:11
?
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@balpha what's the URL to send a POST request to join a room?
user259867
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica You could open devtools to track requests and then join a room...
It seems that doing GET for a chat room joins you?
user259867
If you're already logged in to chat instance (e.g., chat.meta), then navigating to any room will result in joining it automatically.
If I only have the fkey?
From what I see in chatexchange, you must POST to /chats/roomid/events, but I can't get that to work
I'll try looking at this
Wow
5202 lines of code...
}, "start": function () {
    $("#tabcomplete-container").addClass("super-ping")
}, "stop": function () {
    $("#tabcomplete-container").removeClass("super-ping"), i && i.cancel()
}
Lolwat
Hmmm
Can get join favourites to work
Y U No Join Sandbox
This is what I'm doing:
$.post("/chats/651/events/", {quiet: true, immediate: true, fkey: fkey().fkey, mode: "Messages", since: 0, msgCount: 1})
05:50
Fun way to remember inline if:
Questions? Answer : Bye
Hai Telkitty
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Does the woman in Revelation 12 go down to the earth from the heaven? by Jamie Hansen on hermeneutics.stackexchange.com
Lol
In an existing SE site, the topbar is .topbar. In non-existent sites, it's #topBar
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: For quite a while by bomacojarian on stackoverflow.com
06:08
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Comon spam
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Helps you to recall the things faster by zachhitn on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Memory backup capacitors: why a capacitor? by adam taylor on electronics.stackexchange.com
06:18
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4016029] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: And a lot of very uncomfortable by kimgiglio4 on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WEB SERVER WITH IMAGE PROCCESSING by user2329535 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: An Important Nutrient To Improve Brain Power by DionneSpeidel on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector why?
06:33
@drat Title - Position 1-45: An Important Nutrient To Improve Brain Power
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@SmokeDetector is this... the power of Bayesian?
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Why Is Your Life Being Ruined By Acne by Henrybrown on drupal.stackexchange.com
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Lol
Spammers are advertising 404 links
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: INFORMATICA Online Training by karuna483 on stackoverflow.com
Lol
Lol:
from living_things import Human


class NormalHuman(Human):
    def __init__(self, name):
        self.name = name
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Do not be frightened of using weights by user455393 on askubuntu.com
Lol
Wat
@BJB I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY
Bad cat
Sends @bjb to detention
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: T-Complex You simply cannot build muscle by lockevilsizer on meta.stackexchange.com
Lol
07:03
Kicks @bjb
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Lol
Yep, bot
@SmokeDetector tpu-
Haha get rekt
sd tp
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4016093] Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
Lol again no see @bjb bot
@bjb bad cat write bot to annoy
Bad @bjb Bad @bjb
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@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4016106] That message is not a report.
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4016111] That message is not a report.
07:16
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The meeting yesterday went truly by wjeehadoll on superuser.com
Lol
@bjb568 Wanna ping attak?
07:27
@SmokeDetector tpu-
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Haha @bjb
@bjb's bot is rekt
!bjb lol
lol [translated]
07:28
"You just activated my trap card!"
help [translated]
calc [translated]
!/bjb calc 1 + 1
...
07:28
!bjb cannot write proper english
cannot write proper english [translated]
!bjb calc 1 + 1
calc 1 + 1 [translated]
huh
!bjb translation bot is broken
translashen bot iz broken [translated]
07:29
@bjb
Let's ping attak?
In den, ofc
Lol
Simple enough userscript
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How to store text as paragraphs in sqlite database in iPhone app? by Sakti on stackoverflow.com
07:31
Detect annoying classmates
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://eyeluminousfacts.com/glucocil/ by ammadroy1370 on drupal.stackexchange.com
Lol
08:22
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Buffer allocation in node.js by Talv on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Has anyone willingly gone back to php? by Rodriggo Moglia on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Have you ever use Encante eye serum? by Rita Lucas on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Is it right that Inciner-X.1 is for Women? by Rita Lucas on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What is the difference between a turbofan and a turboprop engine? by AbsMor on aviation.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What happened to Yashoda after Krishna ji left Gokul? by Priya on hinduism.stackexchange.com
08:53
@SmokeDetector fpu
@DroidDev Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Top Weight Loss Product - Weight Loss Revealed by user502646 on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How to erase all contacts from an Android phone? by Mireously on android.stackexchange.com
user202362
09:10
Testing
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: 微/Q2594558466办理约克大学毕业证成绩单学历学位认证York University by sdfertcxv on travel.stackexchange.com
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Are you going to enhance this 'feature' ^ @balpha
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Had this mobile chat problem for ages
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09:25
sometimes the modal dialog is off the screen when you zoom in
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SOLVING PROBABILITY QUESTIONS by MOLLY on math.stackexchange.com
The amount of Certified Scrum Officer spam in my inbox is too damn high!
Glad I didn't need certification when I played rugby at school.
09:40
That's the kind of scrum I could get into. But this nonsense ... not so much.
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09:58
I dislike the word 'scrum' ... it's spelling is too close to 'scrub', 'scam' and reminds me of the word 'scumbag'
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: There is no examination between and other supposed? by gobivenjuriya on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: SAP HANA Online Training IN INDIA by anjuu06 on stackoverflow.com
@chmod711telkitty thanks. :) I will now add the word "scrumbags" to my vocabulary.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Skin Care Methods For Rosacea Sufferers by davidspears on superuser.com
10:28
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Just How To Increase Brainpower And Storage Affirmations by redbeccasn on security.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Can I, simultaneously, run two instances of the Facebook app? by Alexa Davis on android.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer, blacklisted user: What are effective lifestyle modifications for people with gastric acid reflux? by saba on health.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: PDF To Excel Converter, in particular, is actually crucial in that area? by user52484 on drupal.stackexchange.com
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11:04
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Eliminate hunger pangs? by olvishawn on drupal.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Numbers-only title: (4-10^20) / (2-10^10) by mbm3 on math.stackexchange.com
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@SmokeDetector ignore- but ugh
@Normal from what I've seen on Math.SE I wouldn't be surprised if it gets answered before it gets closed
11:19
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO PLOT A SINE WAVE IN EXCEL WITH FREQUENCY OF 5 by joshhy on electronics.stackexchange.com
user259867
@PeterJ Very likely indeed. Let's compare with EE site ^ :)
user259867
Yup, answered already (the math one).
lol, we'll have to wait for the EE one but I'm skeptical anyone will bother
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Spammers are such a bag of situations.
user163250
@NormalHuman "bag of situations"?
user259867
11:49
@SmokeDetector Referring to that title
user163250
Oh lol.
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user202362
spent half an hour on the phone with my friend, her dad just passed away
user202362
life is not fair, three of my close friends lost their dads & my dad's dad is still alive & well
11:56
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Why Not Installing Norton Antivirus 18889591458 Tech Support Number by Barben David on askubuntu.com
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@SmokeDetector Some possibilities: "can you hear me?", "your microphone is off", "argh, dropped call already".
hehe
the bot is fun
12:31
@NormalHuman Square-cube law bait?
user259867
Why square? Cube for volume, square for area, 1st power for length.
user259867
Going by proportions, one would multiply the linear dimensions by (100/20)^(1/3)
user259867
But I suppose the question calls for something more sophisticated than that. Who knows what.
I’m thinking about the poor flamingo’s legs, per Haldane.
Look to the ostrich for a model.
> If an animal were isometrically scaled up by a considerable amount, its relative muscular strength would be severely reduced, since the cross section of its muscles would increase by the square of the scaling factor while its mass would increase by the cube of the scaling factor. As a result of this, cardiovascular and respiratory functions would be severely burdened.[6]

In the case of flying animals, the wing loading would be increased if they were isometrically scaled up, and they would therefore have to fly faster to gain the same amount of lift. Air resistance per unit mass is also h
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Yes, the geometric scaling would not be good for the poor creature.
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12:38
It's just unclear if we're dealing with an engineering question, a biology question, or a math question.
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@NormalHuman If that's a panda riding a unicorn, I can safely assume, that now, I have seen it all
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@SmokeDetector What's the deal with malwaretips ?
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13:48
@Andy rofl
@Bart Screenshot? (。◕‿‿◕。)
or just upvote us all to 10k?
@Bart LOL
@SmokeDetector deleted deleted deleted deleted deleted deleted
Funny how that works.
user163250
@chmod711telkitty sorry to hear that, she has my condolences.
user202362
13:56
Thanks on behave of my friend
user163250
@bjb568 I see what you did there :P
user202362
I am awful at comforting people ... I mean I try but I am still not very good
user163250
Death is never easy.
user202362
Hey we all have to die somedays, it can't be that hard
@chmod711telkitty That's a bit nonsensical. Let's die to see how it feels then.
13:59
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M been there, done that. Turns out glasses never really die. We go out of fashion.
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