I still like me glasses :)

@Bart Imagining death is hard for a chemical. The worst that happens to me is turning into dispersed water and carbon dioxide molecules.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Its multi motion components not utterly? by sedikjenet on meta.stackexchange.com

SD tpu-

'Phosphatidylocholine' LOL they misspelled it.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M sure, focus on that, but when you think about it, its multimotion components not utterly? Well?!?

@Bart It's multimotion components are definitely utterly. There's no doubt in that.

I guess that's settled then.

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@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M, did you figure out your CB question?

@Andy I've been procrastinating a bit. I'm not sure if it's even on-topic.

It's just

> How can I get people to participate in editing?

. . . on ELL.

Seems on topic. I'd mention that it's an SE site because already having the "gamification" in place will change the types of responses.

Well yeah, except editing only has two far-fetched - for many ELLers - badges for editing, like any other SE.

It only has 3 copy-editors and that's really bad for a site that big.

So @Andy I take your word . . . I might come with the question in about a few hours, after I'm done with some homework.

Good luck on the homework :)

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M There are more badges for editing. We also have explainer, refiner, illuminator

There is also archeologist

I'm not very active on ELL, but I don't really see the problem.

I'm not familiar with ELL, but the amount of badge holders is hardly an indication IMO.

@Wytha but those have other requirements that makes them look more like an answer badge.

@S.L.Barth Well it's an indication this time. :/

I've seen people edit for the sake of the three answer/edit badges on chem, but not on ELL.

Badges should not be the primary motivation. A desire to make the site better should be.

@TCh knows. We're trying to deal with big ol' problems and a start would be a trillion edits . . . And we don't get much editors.

Ok, so you have a lot of posts that need editing....?

@S.L.Barth Of course that's the motive of Dam, TC, Snailboat, Jimsug and a bunch o' others, and hopefully me, but it can't lure new people into editing.

@S.L.Barth Basically, every post on ELL needs editing unless proven otherwise.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M You're saying it's worse than Stack Overflow...?!

Yes.

I'll have to keep that in mind. My sock puppet FractionalRadix could use some points.

That might be too extreme a view for passionate people on ELL, but I first damn what I need to fix.

@S.L.Barth Unclear.

FWIW chem's meta is a heaven and the editors are way better; I get to ask things like this on meta:

(@S.L. could you join us on Friday? ;)

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I might be able to, but I'm not on Chem.SE . I'd have to brush up my chemistry knowledge before I could engage in retagging there.

K.

Taking a look at ELL. "bellow" instead of "below"... the user who asked that question is, indeed, a learner.

(Which, just to be clear on this, is fine. They're asking because they're learning so mistakes are to be expected).

approve-plz: superuser.com/review/suggested-edits/435797

@bjb568 please police police please

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I can participate in both ELL and chem, but on both sites I can only suggest edits

So I'm not sure how helpful I would be, honestly

@wythagoras Sure, we'd love your help.

I think watching a few edits could do.

one of my pet hates about the SE model: those who downvote without explanation

I guess Tim Post lost his keys again...

But I've never seen things getting better when the OP showed anger.

What sometimes does work is a more neutral "How could I improve this?"

@cybermonkey Making assumptions never ends up well. :/

deleted comment + reposted edited version

@cybermonkey +1

+1 indeed!

Also upvoted the question. A clear problem statement for a non-trivial problem.

it's annoying because apparently disabling Windows Store only disables the Store as an app, not the underlying process

@S.L.Barth Upvote mine （ノT＿T)ノ ＾┻━┻

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M NO! I will star it instead! :-)

@cybermonkey Windows deciding that it should be in control of what runs on your computer, and not you as the end user. Why am I not surprised...

Sees the short message on the star wall, decides to plan to get a shorter message on the star wall with unicode voodoo

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ACTION RECEBE VIEWMODEL NULL DE FORM QUE USA BEGINCOLLECTION by Gleison França on pt.stackoverflow.com

Isn't it too soon for idiots to rampage in pt.SO?

Heeey Google translate could translate pt.SO, what a surprise.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M No. pt.SE yes; pt.SO, no.

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Oh, them again. They tried the same spam this morning. Apparently they haven't learnt a thing.

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Today's xkcd comic (NASA Press Conference):

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is the company "Crossover" legit? by Andy Tryba on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PERSISTENCIA USANDO API FLUENT by Leo on pt.stackoverflow.com

Android's had that feature for 3-4 years now.

Proof that Apple doesn't innovate any more..

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: malik solution manual of fundamentals of abstract algebra? by Johan Rodriguez on math.stackexchange.com

cv-pls software-recommendation Is there a network config TUI that supports HTTP proxies? - nakedhitman 2015-09-28 16:32:03Z

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[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Restart video when user come back on activity, It shows MediaPlayer(15228): error (1, -2147483648) by Ujjwal Katiyar on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AGAR.IO GAMING HELP ME by user126002 on gaming.stackexchange.com

@Andy I'm starting to write that post. I wonder how much background I need to put in though.

!!/status

!!/alive

:o

@Undo Something's wrong with Smokey.

He drops in and out. Poltergeists

!!/alive

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ... did I miss something?

Phew

!!/status

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Running since 17:48:19 UTC (3 minutes)

Hmm.

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Find all primes of the form $(n^4+4)/17$ by k177 on math.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fp-

@NormalHuman 3.

\o other people!

@Normal maybe SE was also messing with its servers? Who knows what that balpha is capable of?

!!/status

Hides

@DragonLordtheFiery Running since 17:48:19 UTC (27 minutes)

!!/rev

@DragonLordtheFiery 1cf5c04 (Normal Human: let native speakers fix all-caps titles)

1151.84 lbs of fruit from a tomato plant in one year - guess where they grew it?

@Frank Earth?

!!/help

I'm not borkedat all!

@DragonLordtheFiery I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Disney World

5th ice cream coming up.

Hey @rene want a challenge . . . Wait a minute why aren't you pingable? :o

@bjb568 See, this behavior is annoying. A newcomer to the Tavern trying to get help with using Smokey will be met with this useless response from your bot. It's funny at first, but quickly becomes annoying. Furthermore, because your bot is undocumented, we really can't understand how it works or what chat messages trigger a response from it. Please, document your bot and remove some of its "weird" features.

@SmokeDetector LOL

sd falseu-

sd false-

False positive, but not whitelisting the user.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ?

@rene I couldn't ping you when I was writing that message. O.o

Did @Sha teach you some Shadow techniques?

Maybe the team did reset all the things?

Not unlikely at all from what interesting bugs I've seen.

@DragonLordtheFiery people don't come to the tavern for help, the grapes are only sour if you forget to dump the bowl of powdered sugar on them

… or something like that. That is how metaphor, right?

@bjb568 I won't be seeing chat messages from you again. Ignored.

@cybermonkey proof vs evidence…

@DragonLordtheFiery Haha I couldn't help not ignoring anyone. I was always curious about what they say. Now add an internet grudge to it and the curiosity levels soar into sky.

@tchrist :D

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ... still wondering about the challenge ....

@rene It's an ice cream eating challenge.

Or was. Hey no fair, I just had six.

Oh, :( I'll have my own ice cream then

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M nah, the Cloaking Device isn't something I share ;)

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M what you mean "unpingable" though? @rene didn't appear in the auto complete?

He didn't.

Back then of course.

I was completely gone...

@rene when you last visited the Tavern? (before now of course ;))

@rene So now you're a zombie?

@ShadowWizard Yesterday evening

in my timezone

They gave me a knife to eat a scone.

@rene hmm... so it's a bug in the auto complete - or one time glitch for @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@bjb568 blasphemy!

Maybe I was suspended from chat?

:p

let's see... @berserk do appear in the list... so can't see any global problem

@Andy I posted my new CB question.

@ShadowWizard Wut?

@berserk Nothing important.

okies

smells like spam meta.stackexchange.com/questions/267024/…

@ShadowWizard Deleted . . .

Oh wait, now undeleted? O.o

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M no it's not

yeah OP deleted and undeleted meta.stackexchange.com/posts/267024/revisions

@ShadowWizard They removed it shortly after . . . Yeah I'm with @Normal.

@NormalHuman how not spam? spammy link, no explanation whatsoever.

They wanna see if nofollow works.

@ShadowWizard meta.stackexchange.com/posts/267024/revisions Animuson's with us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M well, he's just a good person. :)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Are we slightly lighter during the day and slightly heavier at night, owing to the force of the Sun's gravity? by Steve Johnson on physics.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector why

@josilber Body - Position 119-130: lose weight

I got invited to some STEM congress thing scitechleaders.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I add perspective to something using Illustrator? by daddy bonethug on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

buuuuuurg

Hi folks - is it just me, or is Data down or otherwise inaccessible?

@Davïd Loaded for me

@josilber Bummer. (If you see what I mean.) Thanks for checking.

I'll do some cache clearing and try another browser.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Geo IP database for Brazil? by Harmony Daniela on gis.stackexchange.com

meh

the snail mail invitation is more exciting

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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why does Nathan program his artificial intelligences like this? by Danny Cooper on scifi.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector ignore-

6 flags left on Travel with less than an hour to go before the flags are reset.

@SmokeDetector why?

@DragonLordtheFiery Body - Position 525-532: fucking

False positive, word is contained within an exact quote.

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 办理澳洲UNSW新南威尔士大学qq/微信869520616毕业证成绩单文凭教育部认证使馆认证TheUniversity of New South Wales by user35738 on travel.stackexchange.com

This is why spreadsheets hate the living.

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: （大洋教育）Q/微信1901184762办理悉尼科技大学毕业证成绩单学历认证 University of Technology , Sydney by outwx32 on travel.stackexchange.com

!xkcd water phase diagram

seems the liquid part gets cut short by vapor when you go down the pressure range

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~1.5kPa of atmospheric pressure on Mars, I guess

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wikipedia says 0.4–0.87 kPa, so close enough

definitely confirms it's pressure