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4:16 AM
So I was curious how it tastes to add marshmallows into ice cream.
And I tried it out.
Thoughts: Don't.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Application crash when pressing the button by Noraida Arifin on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: It is fully safe for the body? by tremydaina on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@Unihedron Did they turn rock hard? But actually marshmallows are basically vanilla flavored...
 
4:37 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The supplement has your daily recommended by srricksrhi tryri on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can't install cURL on Linux Mint by Helpful on unix.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Yes Blacklisted user.
 
user259867
 
user259867
!!/status
 
@Yes Running since 03:20:23 UTC (92 minutes)
 
!!/apiquota
 
@James 8594
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Building product that goes on industry? by nokitadd Xies on askubuntu.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
4:55 AM
@Yes Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
The one Smokey missed had URL in title, so should have been reported without API calls. Some hiccup somewhere.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: one of the most important rapid Weight Loss by Acui Ecix on askubuntu.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
> one of the most important rapid Weight Loss tips is to have a good night's sleep (for 6-7 hours) as it is essential in order to lose weight and to have a healthy body.
 
user259867
4:58 AM
So sneaky. They encourage us to sleep longer, so that we miss more spam.
 
@Yes those cunning bastards
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@Yes Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Know of eating at an eatery by suma humak on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: The amazing private planes so of course by maisiecurt on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:14 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Application crash when pressing the button by Noraida Arifin on stackoverflow.com
 
@nicael the option start a new room is still visible, if you are asking for this?
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp I suggested an edit. Five nonfunctioning snippets in that post.
 
@Yes Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What is best way to develop muscle? by mariie douglas on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@HoboSapiens flag those comments as NC
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SPOJ NZEC: TOANDFRO by Jayant Mundhra JT on codereview.stackexchange.com
 
6:03 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Get effective and long lasting results by Alex Maxbell on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
6:28 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: How can I adjust the colour temperature of an image programmatically? by BrianP007 on photo.stackexchange.com
 
Hello.
Is there any way to know how of my messages were flagged in a room, in total?
 
@berserk are you looking for this? meta.stackexchange.com/questions/102616/…
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website, repeating characters in body: How to make body slim and trim? by hinkajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
6:45 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Bannatynes Gym - Read About This Popular Gym by amy albu on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: what is the meaning of "victims of the light"? by borzoo on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What Is Necessary For Gainers To Create Muscle? by Qulesh Mowe on askubuntu.com
 
7:04 AM
@SmokeDetector gone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How to recover deleted notes from iPhone? by Xiang Lucy on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: When to Expect Results? by sellinajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
I love Thinkpads so much. I just dropped my open laptop down a flight of wooden stairs. Knocked the battery out but otherwise not a scratch.
(I also love SSDs.)
I also love cats and my wireless cell phone charger. I love my Swiffer, too. And my juicer.
I love so many things, but I don't love Lifehacks.
Shop-vacs are awesome, too. And down pillows, hell yeah.
 
I love my espresso maker :) @JasonC
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Q: Prevent posting answers to question recently closed or put on hold

Patrick HofmanThis question is a follow up of How was this answer posted after this question was closed?, which explains how it is possible that an answer is posted hours after it was closed or put on hold. The current system doesn't really prevent answering bad questions, since the block on posting answers o...

 
@PatrickHofman Niiice, that's a good one.
Oh, oh, I also love gaff tape. And toaster ovens are brilliant.
And ratchet straps, oh how could I forget you!
 
I am gonna love my KitchenAid, but not yet... It is a long way from England to the Netherlands :(
 
7:16 AM
Oh hell yeah.
 
And peanut butter
 
Smooth or chunky?
 
Depends on the time of day
 
Good answer.
Oh, meat thermometers are pretty cool too. And laser range finders.
 
That should be a question for the moderator election
 
7:18 AM
Haha, it really should.
Portable oscilloscopes. Awesome.
Hoodies.
Ah, thinking about espresso makers reminds me that I need to get my nice coffee maker out of storage. The one I have now I definitely don't love.
 
Every day, I wake up, and take a walk to this one: nl.jura.com/-/media/global/images/home%20products/ena%20line/…
Life is beautiful :)
 
@PatrickHofman Does yours come out as perfect and layered as the one in the picture?
 
@JasonC Close enough
 
want
Man those guys aren't cheap.
 
Today's xkcd comic:
 
7:36 AM
@xkcdBot Oh nice, that one has an actual input field on the page itself.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: What is Opuderm Skin care? by solomoore on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@bummi Thanks.
But I don't understand the answers.
Most of it was just complaining about the UI.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Using PTZ Optics 20x-IP with BlackMagic ATEM Studio 4k by Robert1er on video.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keywords in title: Q.1 (# ! $ % ^ Watch Barely Lethal Full Movie Online ABC TV by mojobox on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
7:50 AM
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@JasonC Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Trans Fat That Can Help You Burn Stomach Fat by Alyssia meri on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: A free, lightweight but quality video capture software for Windows? by Kervin Lee on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted user: Derma C Vitamin C Face Serum for youth by solomoore on superuser.com
 
8:00 AM
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@ProgramFOX Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
8:26 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Lost contact with Cellular data network on iPhone by Xiang Lucy on apple.stackexchange.com
 
8:59 AM
@xkcdBot I will die by... falling in love and mobile phone? Is this Death Note?
 
Death by Siri?
 
what does that mean?
 
are aomeitech.com and/or backup-utility.com blacklisted already?
 
@JanDvorak good point, but I don't have iPh... no, wait, aarghh!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Trying to compress avi file using ffmpeg by luckyhardwork on unix.stackexchange.com
 
9:06 AM
perhaps the "8" in "8-ball" refers to the lowest Windows version you need in order to use it?
 
:3448080 fpu, this Hangul user...
 
@AndrewT. Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@JanDvorak ... linux user here
 
o-o YES!!!
 
Death by unicode...
 
9:21 AM

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Bookmarked 12 secs ago by Jan Dvorak

 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keywords in title, bad keywords in username, url in title: Best packers and movers company in agra @ vtransmoverspackers.com/agra.php by VTrans Movers and Packers on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
@Moosebot salute
 
user280395
@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...
 
@Mooseman kill @Moosebot
 
> Sending poisoned dinner to @Moosebot...
 
9:38 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website, nested quote blocks in body: What Are The Ingredients In True Derma Lift? by coanyjaily on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WEATHER APP NOT SHOWING WEATHER DATA by Ruhail Mir on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
10:03 AM
 
c-c-c-combo!
 
> POST [URL] 418 (I'm a teapot)
First time I've seen that in production...
 
great way to indicate the server thinks the request came from a human
 
Ah, somebody beat me to it
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A: How did this question get two accepted answers?

rightfoldReproduced: Undefined subroutine called I did this with the following JavaScript code: for (var i = 0; i < 10; ++i) { $.post('https://stackoverflow.com/posts/21561488/vote/1', {fkey: '...'}); $.post('https://stackoverflow.com/posts/21561472/vote/1', {fkey: '...'}); } Seems to be a rac...

I was "this close" :p
 
^ perfect bug :D
The reputation of both users for that question looks off. +135, -60 and +45, -90Cicada 16 mins ago
o.O
 
10:21 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: How to sync s-note and action memos with evernote by user108782 on android.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Setup Cisco AP 1602 to broadcast 2.4 & 5Ghz on the same SSID by mursalqaiser on networkengineering.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: A free, lightweight but quality video capture software for Windows? by Kervin Lee on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com
 
10:40 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Sending Email with Quoting Reference by Sanshai28 on english.stackexchange.com
 
is it considered useful to close questions posted when SO's asking policy was less strict?
 
yes
 
For the most part, yes.
 
10:56 AM
@IanKemp recs are still attracting spam and link only answers
 
flagged as such
 
@bummi i didn't think of that one, damn spammers
 
@IanKemp and often it's difficult to flag as such if the question is asking for ....
 
11:17 AM
@Inf @Yes!!!
 
@No.
 
!!/alive
 
@bummi Yup
 
12:00 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: How to use Opuderm Skin care for best use? by Susanlee on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What does a DBA have to know about SSAS? by tek slate on dba.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: http://tonadermsite.net/erecteen by Crigittcute on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu spam
 
@Braiam Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu same
 
12:13 PM
@Braiam Blacklisted user.
 
12:25 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Error Configuring Workflow Manager by Astronaut on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
 
http://stackoverflow.com/q/30259408/2173917
 
> Due to not having enough reputation points I have to post this as an answer instead of a comment to bllkjakk's answer
@InfiniteRecursion I mean, they even tell us it isn't an answer :P
 
@InfiniteRecursion Nope
 
12:39 PM
ok
 
Flagged and voted to delete. @inf
 
@PatrickHofman Thanks
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
12:42 PM
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
1:06 PM
> Yes I was just expounding on your point. It's important to know how to politely ask both online and offline. You got a +1 from me either way cap'n. – wposeyjr 19 secs ago
I'm now a captain, apparently. O_o
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@Unihedron Yay!
 
^-^
gotta collect all the titles
 
@Unihedron you even have the crab, the only thing left is the parrot
 
Yay, uni is captain!
 
Now this leaves me wondering ... Can you also accept three answers? :-) — Carpetsmoker 43 mins ago
 
1:23 PM
that is amazing ^
lol
 
^ unregistered user, but I can't tell
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
How many accepted answers does it take to get to the tootsie roll in a tootsie roll pop?
 
@TimPost int.MaxValue
 
@IanKemp The correct answer is nan
 
@TimPost you didn't say it was a trick question :(
 
atoi(askmisterowl) - nothing wrong with that code at all (whistles)
 
1:54 PM
@TimPost What is the SE equivalent of biting the tootsie roll pop?
 
@JasonC Pretty sure it's just biting a tootsie roll pop.
 
Do I have to lick something every time I get an answer accepted? Is that fine print in the TOS?
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If happy people tend to be happier than angry people. But i am happy being angry... it must be because im fat :) — Chad Dec 13 '11 at 14:36
 
Hey @TimPost, I was wondering if you could share some more information about the quality project. I asked a question on MSE a few months ago. Would it be possible to share some information regarding post characteristics being converted to images?
 
@InfiniteRecursion That logic seems sound.
 
2:04 PM
@JasonC not unless you are a Goat
 
@TimPost you mean: accepted answers on one question? ;)
 
@TimPost Depends. How big is your tongue?
 
@Braiam Wait. Are there users who are not goats? I've been talking to humans???
 
You've been talking to monkeys! :P
 
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Q: Proper use cases for Android UserManager.isUserAGoat()?

Ovidiu LatcuI was looking at the new APIs introduced in Android 4.2. While looking at the UserManager class I came across the following method: public boolean isUserAGoat () Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportations. Returns whether the user making this ...

 
2:10 PM
Wow. In my head I just imagined that I admitted that I'm also actually a monkey, who was pretending to be a goat because I thought everybody else was a goat. But then I admitted it when I realized you were all actually monkeys, and it was a beautiful moment. Like... that play, isn't there a play where a dude pretending he was a girl falls in love with a girl pretending she's a dude, and they get all awkward but then realize that they were both just pretending?
... need coffee.
 
@JasonC Not goats? Yes. Humans? Not so much.
 
@JasonC smiles and nods while backing away
 
I recommend backing away quickly rather than slowly this time.
 
@JasonC need less drugs :p
 
I swear that's a real play though.
 
2:12 PM
@JasonC Someday, when a user on parenting.se finds out that BJB is not a parent, they will have a similar situation.
 
Lol
 
HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED?
 
So anyways... we're all monkeys right?
 
Uh… about that…
 
@bjb568 @No.
 
2:13 PM
@bjb568 @Yes.
 
Oh yay @Inf is back!
 
@bjb568 Oh, wise one, present us with the wisdom of the ancients!
 
@bjb568 Yes, blame @nicael :P
 
"Asker should improve" should kick the question out if the triage queye and cast an "Unclear what you are asking" close vote. — Raedwald 17 hours ago
 
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A: Junior Programmers/Users Flag

ScimonsterNo. An important rule in SE is "vote based on the post, not the user." In other words, just because someone is young or inexperienced doesn't mean that they should get special treatment. I'm personally 16 years old, and am quite happy to be treated exactly the same as any other user.

 
2:17 PM
> What else but "trash" is left when you split "asker must improve" out of "unsalvageable" (by community)? – Deduplicator 15 hours ago
 
I'm going to test the new ability to accept multiple answers there, just saying :)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FOREACH OU FOR? by Leonardo Patricio on pt.stackoverflow.com
 
wot? @Inf
 
@nicael wasn't that the question where you were trolling the moderator?
 
2:29 PM
2 days ago, by No.
@Ash now you will! SE is so holed, just like cheese. — nicael 3 hours ago
 
@IanKemp @yes... so what?
 
@nicael so i think @Inf's point is that your comments got removed
 
So what, again? I know.
 
I was just bugged because @Inf replied to my previous message with unrelated question.
 
2:33 PM
I was trolling you. Now go test the new ability to accept multiple answers :P
 
Nice! You're not No. anymore.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Fetching items from sharepoint list and attaching in Fullcalendar with JSOM by gunu on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector ignore needs to be code formatted.
 
@LynnCrumbling Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
@InfiniteRecursion change your name to Infinite Troll ;)
 
2:39 PM
Can't help... too rude?
How about senior programmers who claim to be 95 year old on SO? I think they have bigger risk of cardiac failure with vast amount of downvotes and question being closed? — Andrew T. 2 mins ago
 
@AndrewT. meh. Flag declines have a much worse effect than downvotes
 
Not sure if it's a joke.
 
Why people discriminate junior, but not senior?
 
@Bart grrrrr
 
Made @InfiniteRecursion go "grrrrr" ... my job here is done
 
2:44 PM
^ the true troll
 
@InfiniteRecursion My spellcheck says your username should be "Infinite Recursion".
 
@ASCIIThenANSI is your spellcheck also a troll?
 
@IanKemp Nuh-uh! My spellcheck is SuperLegitNoHaxN00BS.exe.
 
@ASCIIThenANSI comes installed as part of Java, right with the helpful Ask.com toolbar.
 
@Bart would still be more useful than the toolbar
 
2:58 PM
!bjb comes installed as part of Java, right with the helpful Ask.com toolbar.
 
comez installed az part of java, right with the helpful ask.com toolbar. [translated]
 
^ use the bot, forget the toolbar.
 
i'm detecting at least one lolcat enthusiast here
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