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@bummi good work. commented OP
 
@PatrickHofman thanks, should have written something :/, btw.: clusterlinks.com with iNetfusion seems to be active today on SU, do you know if they are related with connectify.me
 
7:22 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Android BaseAdapter dont loop to view all Array items by Deepanshu Gandhi on stackoverflow.com
 
@bummi Not active on that site, so I don't know.
 
mhmm this is know spam: superuser.com/a/913239/172747, those two answer include another provider: superuser.com/a/913250/172747
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Increase in physical muscles size by Hellen Fuller on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
7:29 AM
comes into room, finds out that there's a girl talking to bjb, cries for his bad fortune in corner
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What Is This Revita Rx? by ranyvainy on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Today's xkcd comic:
 
looks like a palette of dupes too,
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
No.
@DroidDev *BJB is uppercase
 
7:32 AM
cries even louder
 
Where's Yes when you need it :/
 
No.
 
No.
:)
 
(:-)
 
could use a flag superuser.com/questions/912625/… flagged before as dupe, can't flag as spam :/
 
7:37 AM
already flag all his posts
@xkcdBot @AstroCB failed to post today's xkcd
 
blacklist candidate connectify.me
blacklist candidate clusterlinks.com
 
No.
​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Perhaps when the majority of a user's posts is negatively scored, the stat should be "people annoyed"? — Yannis yesterday
 
on the other hand, anybody knows what POSTS % means in profile?
 
7:54 AM
@DroidDev if that's the one inside Top Tags, it's number of posts related to the tag / total posts
 
@AndrewT. oh that makes sense. Thanks :)
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@AndrewT. Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
8:26 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore, signature by clueless user (email already removed)
 
@AndrewT. Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Change mac menu bar color by user127375 on apple.stackexchange.com
 
8:44 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user.
 
9:00 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore, but i dont feel to fix it
 
@AndrewT. Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Lebesgue measure. Find $\\mu(A)$ by AlgebraicTopologyfourlyfffffff on math.stackexchange.com
 
@SouravGhosh dead
 
@PatrickHofman thanks. :-)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: free facial skin really all as a results? by lolajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
in JavaScript on Stack Overflow Chat, 1 min ago, by Benjamin Gruenbaum
Also, when you do $(item).attr("id"); a kitten dies.
 
No.
!bjb are you alive?
 
9:30 AM
are u alive? [translated]
 
Oh well. Gotta keep trying
 
No.
Kittens die, kittehs don't.
 
blacklist candidate musclezx90au.com
^^drupal
 
9:53 AM
kills a kitteh
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Strange mouse cursor change during games by tearherup on gaming.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: worst at preventing those horrible break by Dugge Mock on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Whats the main difference between int.Parse() and Convert.ToInt32 by shashi shekhar on stackoverflow.com
 
@berserk exactly
 
10:09 AM
yay! 4096 and going strong
 
I flagged as a while before
@No. next name will be perhaps ? ;)
 
No.
Dec 14 '14 at 17:58, by ProgramFOX
Infinite Confusion
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: My audio driver refuses to install by edzjwhax on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
10:18 AM
@bummi Blacklisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO KNOW IF THE DBF FILE CORRUPTED OR NOT by danielcouto on dba.stackexchange.com
 
10:33 AM
 
10:46 AM
status-gone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: how to make this site faster songspk52.com on mobile and web too by songspk52 on serverfault.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: How To Keep Youtube Videos On Your Own Pc by uold bens on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FFMPEG PYTHON VIDEO STREAMING by ashad rahman on stackoverflow.com
 
@berserk where do you get all these pictures from?
 
@DroidDev Some external sources
 
10:58 AM
@berserk :o
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: PCB Signal Bus design by a deleted user on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
kiils all the external sources of @berserk
 
11:16 AM
fascinating how long spam can stand, should we always report here or is it thought as a test for other users too?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer, repeating characters in answer: Is this "Domain Registration Service" email a scam? by CreTong Company on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Beautiful Soup 4 not working with Python 3.4.0 by my- on askubuntu.com
 
first few minutes after ascending is awesome
ok back to work
 
11:58 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: You shocked by his arrest by unded david on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@Unihedron closed
 
Yay!
 
@SouravGhosh There is no point in deleting those (although I did VTD), since they will be swept automatically
 
No.
Eeek! Somebody is trying to reopen meta.stackexchange.com/q/256254/245167
 
12:41 PM
It's not really site-specific, is it?
 
No.
It is event-specific on a single site. Doesn't apply to other sites.
 
blacklist candidate antivirus.comodo.com
 
No.
@false I don't know what that means. — Bill the Lizard 1 min ago
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Acne Skin Below - Data To Help You And Acne Combat by louiise hatton on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
1:12 PM
The "Reject and Edit" actually changed the code in my answer.
Bad 2.1k user.
 
@LynnCrumbling yell at them with @-mention
 
Was that a breaking change?
 
@Unihedron They didn't comment on the post... they won't get notified...
 
Editors do
 
@LynnCrumbling editors in revision history can be notified if you use their full name.
 
1:14 PM
they will
 
@JanDvorak Didn't try it...
@Unihedron Oh.. Really?
 
@LynnCrumbling Looks like pure refactoring to me
 
@xxMUROxx Please do not edit answers to refactor code. If you feel the need to add additional content with improvements, either leave a comment, or add your own answer. — Lynn Crumbling 19 secs ago
Extraneous comma removed.
Got a nokia 5110 LCD wired up to a netduino last night. super psyched.
 
Refactoring is allowed in edits. You can still argue that this one wasn't helpful, but I doubt it wasn't
 
Looked pretty pointless to me, I prefer the style how it was originally
 
1:21 PM
I was gone, but I'm back. I shall assume you are all happy to see me.
 
!xkcd find assume
 
@jadarnel27 who are you
 
I'm not sure what to say.
 
@DarkAshelin I'm the real Josh (formerly fake Josh).
@Unihedron I missed you too =P
 
1:43 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is a car loan bad debt? by Mr BOB Britten on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, email in answer: Recent college grad. Down payment on a house or car? by Monica Cam on money.stackexchange.com
 
@AndrewT. That's not good.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Andy Blacklisted user.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Andy Blacklisted user.
 
1:45 PM
!xkcd latest
?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Extracting extension from filename in Python by esraa on stackoverflow.com
 
!xkcd latest
 
!xkcd explain 1523
 
> Amazon Prime Air is a conceptual drone-based delivery system currently in development by Amazon.com. Later on, Cueball worries about living in an sci-fi dystopia, with those drones flying all around him, tracking his actions, etc. In the second panel, Megan suggests to send a message to Congress, suggesting a law for making the stealing of drones legal. This would alleviate the problem of drones flying around everywhere because people would catch them to use for themselves.
 
1:59 PM
@AstroCB and the title means either: Amazon knows and is trying to prevent people from taking their drones using the nets or people rushed to buy the nets
 
@DroidDev Well... jeff called it "hell ban", I call it shadow ban for that was the term we used during our job.
 
@Braiam I'm just impressed that someone wrote an explanation that quickly.
 
@AstroCB it isn't that obscure actually
 
@Braiam But the dedication...
 
2:17 PM
@jadarnel27 welcome back!
 
2:28 PM
What happens to a user ID after an account is deleted?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI never used again
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why did Bruce Banner grab the scepter? by Alex Cantu on scifi.stackexchange.com
 
@cybermonkey Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
user259867
2:41 PM
> I'm well over my quota of 'completely bat shit crazypants' and my day is only halfway done. -- Tim Post at 6:16 AM - 11 May 2015 via Twitter
 
@cybermonkey close for "being an idiot"?
3
 
Is there a way on SEDE to get a list of all users from all sites?
 
user259867
@ASCIIThenANSI Considering that SEDE returns at most 50000 rows at once, you'd have to run queries repeatedly even to get all users from SO: users with id <=50000, users with 50000<id<=100000, etc. So the answer is "not at once", but yes if you work hard enough.
 
@Yes But I can't figure out how to get a list of all users across all sites (because not all SE users are SO users.)
 
user259867
2:57 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI You can use this cross-site query as a start: it selects users across SE based on certain reputation numbers. Remove the reputation requirement from it.
 
@Yes Hmm... Is there a way to make a query that isn't posted automatically as it is run?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Fortran not writing to file by crevell on stackoverflow.com
 
@ASCIIThenANSI you could also use this trick to get more than 50000 rows.
@ASCIIThenANSI what do you mean.
 
3:14 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How do I give players already enchanted Tools/Armour/Weapons by Bob on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
@rene When I make a query, then press 'Run Query', it gets posted. Is there a way to compose a query without posting it?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI There is a query for Distinct accounts across all sites, but it's not working right now. There is an invalid account somewhere that one of hte CMs is looking into. This is the query: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/268584/…
A count of unique accounts: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/268584/… Current answer: 5,056,233
 
@IanKemp : |
 
@PatrickHofman Answering in order: Everywhere, the one that works, Nope. No sorting is done anywhere any more.
 
@PatrickHofman gone
 
1-0 for the Tavern ;)
 
only 1-0? ;)
 
@Unihedron We gave them a huge handicap. Only seemed fair.
 
3:32 PM
eh...
 
@Unihedron Now writing code and sorting basic objects has been outsourced to SO.
 
@ASCIIThenANSI No, if you run it, the query version gets saved in the db.
 
!xkcd 1185
 
3:34 PM
(hover ^)
 
@Unihedron what the...
 
@Unihedron New question feeds: "I'm having trouble sorting this list, can someone help me?" by INeedToSortAList
 
3:53 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: MS MVC 4(VB) -batch post to ajax with json string by Chicagoland Dave on stackoverflow.com
 
@Unihedron This link appears to sort most things.
 
works with stacksort! ;) — s1lence Mar 18 '13 at 19:05
 
@Unihedron Did anyone notice that comment had 394 upvotes?
 
... why you ask me? ask everyone
 
4:16 PM
Who has 150 rep on CR? I need a tag created. Thanks!
 
@Mooseman ping someone in The 2nd Monitor
 
@ProgramFOX Will do
 
159
Q: Problematic PHP Cryptography Advice in Popular Questions

ScottThe top results for a Google Search for php encryption are: How do you Encrypt and Decrypt a PHP String? Before I submitted my answer, none of the existing answers were properly authenticating ciphertexts. PHP, Simplest Two Way Encryption I am unable to provide an answer because this question...

This meta post is now the third result for "php encryption" on Google, at leat people are being warned.
 
Looks like the CR community likes my first question :)
5
Q: Representing IPv6 addresses with PHP per RFC 5952

MoosemanI wrote the following function in PHP to represent IPv6 addresses as short as possible: function ipv6_compress($ip){ // Shorten first group of zeros if(substr($ip, 0, 4) == 0000) $ip = substr_replace($ip, '0', 0, 4); // Shorten full groups of zeros $ip = str_replace('0000:', '0:'...

 
Somebody had responded to a 2-day old chat post of mine. The chat room is active, so nave been hundreds of posts between then and now. Is there a shortcut that would allow me to navigate to that earlier post of mine?
 
4:27 PM
@NickAlexeev Click the notification
 
@JanDvorak That highlights your response, but that doesn't highlight what you have responded to.
 
Click the reply icon
 
This one.
 
that's...
 
@JonasCz Cheers!
 
Thats.. So distracting..
 
4:50 PM
@Unihedron Seems legit
 
public =/=> official
 
PSA != OSA duh
 
Quick, someone start a discussion so we can get rid of this eye-strain machine
 
Adblock on Youtube: moral, or not?
 
@Unihedron That's because OSA + 1 = OSB. Therefore, OSA + 26 = OTA, and OSA + (26 * 26) = PSA.
@JanDvorak Does it block video ads?
 
4:57 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: South American Indians: Incan vs Inca? by user121252 on english.stackexchange.com
 
@ASCIIThenANSI yes
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user.
 
> if I have not come back to this with a concrete idea by the end of the week, please let pings rain down on me Tim Post
 
What is with spammers lately?
 
4:58 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI "lately"? They have always been here.
 
@ProgramFOX I mean that they've all been doing things like they're not even trying. They just slam on their keyboards and call it a day.
 
Time flies if you're having SPAM
 
user259867
@ASCIIThenANSI This is not spam.
 
user259867
hhhhhhhhhh is not spam
 
@Yes Then what is it?
 
5:00 PM
abusive
 
user259867
Conservative approach: Not an Answer. Aggressive: rude/abusive. Tacking "gay", as that poster did, makes it unambiguously rude/abusive.
 
@Braiam Has he? Because I'm ready to Ctrl-C+Ctrl-V his name.
-1
Q: In a newspaper poll concerning violence on television, 590 people were asked

Carsen Burgess Yes (Y) No (N) Don't Know (D) Total Men (M) 162 75 23 260 Women (W) 256 55 19 330 Total 418 130 42 590 (a) p(N) (b) p(W) (c) p(N | W) (D) p(W | N) (e) p(N ∩ W) (f) p(W ∩ N)

^ Homework (or just a bad question)
 
user259867
^ expect answers to pour in.
 
^ Let's continue this chain.
 
5:09 PM
^ a grumpy 3d object
 
this user seems to be making a lot of edits to old questions that should really be closed stackoverflow.com/users/1558269/…
 
@IanKemp how do I write good titles... as comment
 
5:26 PM
@IanKemp left a comment here
 
@rene thanks
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: *1* 844 780 6762## Outlook technical support number by prince lal on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu SPAM
 
5:34 PM
@Yes Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Yes Blacklisted user.
 
user259867
5:40 PM
Today is a tech support day, it seems.
 
@Yes Moms around the world got new computers yesterday. Today, the kids have left and gave up helping them with their issues.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: Icloud support phone number 1-866-978-7291 by sufee chandra on stackoverflow.com
 
"Sweetie! The internet isn't working on my computer. I clicked on Word and all I get is a blank page. Will you help me? If not, I'll just call this nice helpful support number for Google. Is that ok?"
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: outlook technical support phone number usa by lennon cary on meta.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
Or, the moms got their new computers infected and turned into bots posting these.
 
5:44 PM
"It said to download the toolbar to help. So I did."
I've heard that more than enough times.
 
user259867
 
user259867
@ASCIIThenANSI remove to test
 
Oh, it removes it from the starboard.
 
!xkcd find random
!xkcd commands
 
5:49 PM
Usage: !xkcd [command][ params( optional params)]
about – Get information about xkcdBot.
find [searchTerms] – Search for xkcd comics with Google (100 queries/day).
[comic ID] – Post oneboxed comic.
last – Onebox most recent xkcd.
blame( [user]) – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.
owner – Find out who owns xkcdBot.
status – Get xkcdBot's status.
 
!xkcd 123
@xkcdBot delete
 
!xkcd blame
 
@ASCIIThenANSI It's ASCIIThenANSI's fault.
4
 
spits out coffee
 
hahaha
 
5:51 PM
!xkcd status
 
Some bugs to fix later...
 
!xkcd 1037
 
A little wonky today.
Down for maintenance...
Should be back up now.
 
!xkcd 1037
 
5:56 PM
 
That was supposed to be Umwelt.
 
!xkcd explain 1037
 
> A reference to Jurassic Park which has been constantly referred to before in this comic.
 
Um.
!xkcd 1038
 
5:57 PM
Strange...
@AstroCB Yeah, it did pick up Umwelt, based on the hover-text, but it's showing #1036.
 
user259867
Dec 23 '14 at 7:20, by Behaviour
report for @balpha: Trying to onebox xkcd 1037 Umwelt shows comic 1036 instead, but with the title text of 1037. This is
 
user259867
Dec 23 '14 at 7:41, by balpha
@Behaviour You should report that to XKCD, not me. That image is what the API returns: http://xkcd.com/1037/info.0.json
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: 1-855-709-2847 Kodak printer helpline number Kodak printer telephone number by aboma tango on stackoverflow.com
 
22
Q: Bounty is dangerously close to the checkmark

nicael The checkmark moved a bit down (relative to the votes) with the last redesign, but bounty didn't. So now it is they are too close too each other. Please move the bounty down a bit, but don't touch the checkmark; cuz as it stays now, on mobile it is easier to click it and not touch the do...

 
On the bright side, I found this
 
6:03 PM
(went with a small bounty for the first time ;) )
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: !!~!!1-844-780-6762## Outlook customer support phone number/ by keshav singh on stackoverflow.com
 
@nicael Let's hope they fix the problem before someone posts and you want to either give them a bounty or accept their answer c:
 
user259867
 
@SmokeDetector tpu spam
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
6:04 PM
Doubly flagged.
I love Smokey.
 
No.
I love Smokey too.
 
From now on, add @ to the start of the words Yes and No.
 
@Yes @No
cool! @Pizza (or whatever their previous name was :D) and @Inf?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Help with Dual Boot by Ton Melo on askubuntu.com
 
@nicael But only when they're here. ;)
 
6:12 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI they're relatively there :)
 
@nicael @Yes, you could say that.
 
19
Q: I want to have those voting animations like on Android.SE! Pretty please?

nicaelAndroid.SE quite recently got the redesign which also involved adding those very beautiful voting animtations. I tried to gif them but apparently I'm no expert in this, so that's what I have achieved so far: (For a better representation, you can visit some question and try it) That's oh...

Sweet 500 rep bounty! Who wants? (@No, that's not a rep dump :D)
 
@nicael Who wouldn't want free internet points?
 
@No one wouldn't want. @Yes one would! :D
@No, @No has left the room!
 
Oh well. Just use my name instead of no.
 
6:24 PM
@no.
 
@nicael @Yes, you should.
 
@ASCIIThenANSI ugh @no. What's the point?
 
@nicael You're right! There's @no point in living anymore!
 
@ASCIIThenANSI @no, I didn't imply that :D
 
@nicael Oh well. It's time to be positive. Can we do it? @Yes we can!
 
6:32 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI @YES TO POSITIVITY :P @NO TO NEGATIVITY
 
I wonder how many pings they'll have when they come back.
@Yes, we can make that number bigger!
@No, we're not going to stop!
 
@YES!
 
Say @Inf, some may need kicking ^^ :D
 
MOAR PINGS!
 
@nicael @Yes @No. @Bart @nicael let's find more people to ping!
 
6:34 PM
@Bart @No.
@ASCIIThenANSI @Yes!
 
@nicael Go find some more people! There is @No challenge too great!
 
@Yes, that's for sure a wonderful idea, but @no thing is more simple than finding them! Just look at the users board!
 
@nicael So, you ready to ping everyone and never look back?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Just: @Sho...
 
@nicael Um, everyone else on the users board. Just to be sure.
@nicael I already regret this.
 
6:39 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI Don't! Either he uses incognito (99,(9)%) or he is just offline (0,0..01%)
 
@nicael OK.
Who else should we bug?
 
@Bug.
@who@else@should@we@bug?
 
@nicael If we ping everyone on the userboard, we're sure to find someone.
On the other hand, we might also die, so that's just something to keep in mind.
Zenzizenzizenzic is an obsolete form of mathematical notation representing the eighth power of a number (that is, the zenzizenzizenzic of a number x is the power x8), dating from a time when powers were written out in words rather than as superscript numbers. This term was suggested by Robert Recorde, a 16th-century Welsh writer of popular mathematics textbooks, in his 1557 work The Whetstone of Witte (although his spelling was zenzizenzizenzike); he wrote that it "doeth represent the square of squares squaredly". At the time Recorde proposed this notation, there was no easy way of denoting the...
^ This is a thing
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why was the initial theory of plate tectonics so controversial? by Kevin on earthscience.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu abuse
 
6:44 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI Blacklisted user.
 
He posted 4 different messages. Someone flag them quickly.
 
user image
3
 
@bjb568 Awww...
 
@inf is watching
 
Wait, you can see my image @Jan?
 
6:56 PM
a hush falls over the Tavern
 

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