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10:00 PM
!xkcd BLAME
 
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
!xkcd blame me
 
@AstroCB It's your fault.
 
!xkcd bla me
 
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
10:00 PM
@nicael Fixed.
 
I see :)
!xkcd blame you
 
It's you's fault.
 
No, that's yours fault. Please fix!
!XKCD blame
!xkcd blame
 
@nicael It's nicael's fault.
 
O_o
 
10:03 PM
!xkcd blame xkcdBot
 
@AstroCB Yeah right.
 
!xkcd blame you
 
@AstroCB It's not my fault.
 
Done.
 
It is.
 
10:04 PM
!xkcd blame xkcdBot
 
@AstroCB That's funny.
 
!xkcd blame self
 
It's self's fault.
 
drat
 
:D
@Astro why does it blame the sender if no arguments applied? Should be a random user of tavern :)
 
10:06 PM
@nicael Eh.
!xkcd blame self
 
@AstroCB That's funny.
 
@No, its not.
!xkcd blame @xkcdBot
 
It's @xkcdBot's fault.
 
Ha.
 
Hardcoded a space...
 
10:08 PM
!xkcd blame @AstroCB
 
It's @AstroCB's fault.
 
Yes, it is.
 
why not just code it to respond "it's your fault" if it detects its own name as the blame target?
 
@AstroCB @no, should be @yes
 
!xkcd blame xkcdBot
 
10:10 PM
?
 
What?
How did that happen?
 
The bots are sentient now.
 
!xkcd blame xkcdBot
 
@AstroCB It's AstroCB's fault.
 
There.
 
10:12 PM
!xkcd blame
 
@bjb568 It's bjb568's fault.
 
!xkcd blame @IanKemp
 
It's @IanKemp's fault.
 
[Log] Object
finalUrl: "https://duckduckgo.com/html/?q=site://xkcd.com%20blame%20%40IanKemp"
readyState: 4
responseHeaders: "Date: Mon, 11 May 2015 22:12:12 GMT
↵Content-Encoding: gzip
↵Server: nginx
↵Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
↵"
responseText: "If this error persists, please let us know: ops@duckduckgo.com"
status: 403
statusText: "Forbidden"
__proto__: Object
huh…
 
!jan
 
10:13 PM
 
!astro
 
!kitteh
meh
 
!astrocb
 
!se kitteh
Not even a profile pic?
 
!se bjb
 
!bjb5
!se bjb
 
!se bjb5
 
!se bjb568
 
10:21 PM
!se bjb56
 
@bjb568 Nice
 
@AstroCB I'm so hawt
It's 78˚F here.
 
!se nicael
 
10:22 PM
!se no
 
!se bjb568
 
!se bjb568
 
It won't double-post.
 
10:23 PM
!se ban
 
!se Woodface
 
!se Undo
Someone's hitting an API limit
 
did we bork it? :D
 
Broken.
!se SE
 
10:23 PM
Reloaded. Should work.
 
@bjb568 lol wut
 
!se Undo
 
@bjb why did you tie ur bot to your main account?...
 
That... okay...
 
10:26 PM
!xkcd blame
Okay.
Oh – rate-limiting.
 
@bjb I can give you one of my spare socks with assoc to use as a bot - want it?
 
meh, fine with what I have now
 
!se wot
 
!se bot
 
!se who
 
!se you
 
!se you're hot
!se you are hot
!se ques
 
!se tions
 
!se damn
!se f*ck
 
!se ah
 
!se kick
 
!se self
 
!se spam
 
!se SPAM
!se spam
!se doc
 
!se HALP
 
Wot?
 
10:34 PM
!xkcd blame
 
@AstroCB It's bummi's fault.
 
Should do random users now.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Test class error - Field is not writeable: OpportunityPartner.OpportunityId by user20331 on salesforce.stackexchange.com
 
!xkcd blame
Rate-limiting again.
 
3...2...1...
 
10:36 PM
!xkcd blame
 
@AstroCB It's 3ventic's fault.
 
Should @mention, @Astro
!xkcd blame
 
@nicael It's Alexis King's fault.
 
!xkcd blame again
 
It's again's fault.
 
10:38 PM
!xkcd blame
 
@nicael It's ThiefMaster's fault.
 
!se me
 
!se ugj
!se ugh
 
10:42 PM
!se user
 
!se woot
 
Why HQ?
 
Why not?
 
10:47 PM
Why "not"?
 
Because "not".
 
So you are not a bot.
How would I distinguish between bjb-bot and bjb? You should have a sock puppet.
 
@nicael Too dangerous.
They'll find some way to ping Shog.
!ping Shog
 
@AstroCB How dare you try to ping the mighty Shog?
It's @Shog's fault.
3
 
!
No!
Must patch!
You pinged him twice!
 
10:51 PM
:D
@AstroCB so wot?
 
Apr 10 at 18:10, by AstroCB
Disclaimer: If someone pings Shog with this, s/he shall feel the full wrath of our SE guardian and shall not transfer his kicking fury to xkcdBot or myself.
 
so, it's Shog fault, Doorknob is awesome, Undo share's fault with Shog... everything is normal
 
!xkcd blame @xkcdBot's fault for pinging @Shog and, of course, @AstroCB
 
@nicael It's nicael's fault.
 
WOT?
!xkcd blame @AstroCB
Hey!
!xkcd blame @Astro
!xkcd blame !se
!xkcd !
@xkcd?
 
10:59 PM
Okay – pinging Shog is no longer possible.
Hopefully.
!xkcd blame nicael
 
It's nicael's fault.
 
!xkcd blame @Shog9
 
@nicael Nice try.
 
Fuck
 
!tchrist
 
11:02 PM
 
in The Room of Mutual Blame, 39 secs ago, by Frank
@ASCIIThenANSI I blame you for wrongly blaming me for misinterpreting my blaming your blaming me for not accepting blame for blaming you for not blaming someone in your message.
#MutualBlame
 
!xkcd blame @Sho​g9
 
It's @Sho​g9's fault.
5
 
^^ exactly
 
Too
Much
Pinging
What did you use? A zero-width space?
 
11:15 PM
@AstroCB just strip the @
 
That's it.
I wonder if that actually pinged him.
 
nope
 
It did, lol :)
 
@AstroCB
Nope.
 
@bra​iam
 
11:18 PM
Updated.
 
!xkcd blame @AstroCB
?
 
@nicael umm... it did
 
!xkcd blame @AstroCB
 
It's ,AstroCB's fault.
 
You can't ping yourself?
!xkcd blame @AstroCB
 
11:20 PM
No.
 
!xkcd blame
 
@ASCIIThenANSI It's SmokeDetector's fault.
 
@xkcdBot Liar
3
 
Oh my god
 
!xkcd blame @AstroCB
 
11:21 PM
It's AstroCB's fault.
 
There.
Apr 14 at 1:10, by AstroCB
Four-bot conversation; the bots have taken over.
Apr 14 at 1:12, by AstroCB
!!echo !ilovebjb !xkcd blame SmokeDetector
 
!!echo !ilovebjb !xkcd blame SmokeDetector
 
!ilovebjb
!!echo
 
caprica is kill
 
!bjb
!se
!smoke
 
11:26 PM
you have to give it an argument…
 
!smokey
 
!bjb Hi people
 
hello [translated]
 
!se argument
 
11:27 PM
!bjb Hi people
 
hallo people [translated]
 
sigh
 
and all-caps sets it off.
!xkcd find scroll
 
11:28 PM
SO doesn't load for me.
fixed
blames ISP
 
@SmokeDetector needs one more delete vote
... the question, that is. Don't vote to delete Smokey.
 
user259867
tl;dr you still have to know your math
 
@Doorknob That was so funny out of context
 
Why should I assume there isn't. If the system determines who may post, it must have a method of determining this. Presumably that is based on points. — tim 27 secs ago
> Why should I assume there isn't?
wot
 
11:33 PM
404
Sort of
meta.stackexchange.com/questions/256316/… - sporting favourite counter! (3)
 
in Root Access on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, May 8 at 22:30, by Canadian Luke
Fuck... Bill C-51 just passed in Canada... So now we get a Secret Police (like Hitler) and a ruler with absolute power (like Hitler), and privacy is out the window (like "other" leaders)
 
!astro
!astrocb
!Jan
!jan
 
!nicael
Ha
 
!asciithenansi
!ascii
 
11:38 PM
!Shog
!shog
 
And He descends.
 
!xkcd zoom
 
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
!!xkcd
!xkcd
 
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
11:39 PM
I'm on mobile. @No. Please kick nicael if you're free...
 
!xkcd qot
!xkcd wot
 
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
!xkcd
 
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
! xkcd
!xkcd
 
11:40 PM
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
 
@Shog9 No.
Make the mobile UI usable :p
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@bjb568 Or write a kickbot to add to the bottiness that is the Tavern.
 
hm…
just need some perms…
 
> A man leaves his house every morning to walk to work and passes a mental hospital surrounded by a wooden fence. Every morning the patients are out in the yard and he can hear them saying in unison,

“10, 10, 10, 10, 10″.

One day, he gets curious and looks through a hole in the fence.

Suddenly, a stick shoots out and pokes him in the eye.

“FUCK! He says to himself.”

While walking away pissed off he can hear the patients saying,

“11, 11, 11, 11, 11″
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