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7:00 PM

The Carpenters

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      A kind
      of hush

bjb568

the train continues

nicael

:)

SmokeDetector

7:27 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: 1-844-780-6762 ,Aol technical support phone number, Aol technical support number ,Aol tech support phone number by Steve Hamison on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: EE 2.10.1 jQuery & jQuery UI update by jShadow on expressionengine.stackexchange.com

Braiam

that moment when you notice you need a ssh tunnel out of stupid webmaster restrictives networks

Jan Dvorak

that moment when said stupid webmaster sues you for hacking their firewall

Braiam

nah, I need a program for my academic studies and I'm using the resources the university provided in pro of my academic studies... but, who said we can have nice things

heck, I'm scared of even typing the passwords here

oh, btw, there isn't laws that protect individuals or organizations electronically

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: 1-866-978-7291 roadrunner support phone number roadrunner tech support number roadrunner technical support by amaq tango on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: ++++++!!!!!!! 1-855-709-2847 Brother printer tech support phone numberBrother printer technical support phone number by deepakbasnal on stackoverflow.com

Jan Dvorak

gone

hichris123

7:44 PM

> Apparently, this user prefers to keep an air of mystery about them.

user259867

@hichris123 .text-muted, .placeholder {display:none;}

user259867

Well, that's another way to resolve the mystery. :)

hichris123

:)

Jan Dvorak

Air of mystery? I prefer information vacuum.

Jon Ericson

@JanDvorak We, like nature, abhor a vacuum.

bjb568

7:51 PM

and kat D:

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: consider if the number is negative or positive? by user3814631 on math.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

edited

user259867

Yeah... they're lucky I'm out of votes.

Jan Dvorak

why are you?

user259867

Because 40 votes/day (and 50 closevotes) are not nearly enough for the amount of crap arriving daily.

user259867

7:56 PM

I burn through them within hours.

bjb568

same as with SO

I can close 50k questions now with 97% accuracy.

Hey everyone :)

Hey @michaelpri

@rene What's up?

Nothing, but I didn't want to be that anti-social guy that didn't say hi...

michaelpri

8:04 PM

Hehe

user259867

<-- that anti-social guy

Jan Dvorak

where's @No.?

bjb568

<-- the antisocial star

michaelpri

<-- Just a turtle

user259867

Blog - Stack Exchange: Stack Exchange Podcast #64: Not Recorded in Ithaca

Abby T. Miller on May 11, 2015

Welcome to Stack Exchange Podcast Episode #64, recorded in the podcast studio at Stack Exchange HQ in New York City, NY. Our podcast today is brought to you by string cheese! (It can be eaten by pulling strips from the cheese along its length and eating those strings.) Our hosts are Jay Hanlon, David Fullerton, and Joel Spolsky, joined today by guest Roberta Arcoverde.

Roberta is visiting NYC on vacation, and she’s obviously doing a terrible job taking time off because here she is at work. Roberta joined the team in March 2014 and has been working on Careers ever since. She’s curren …

user259867

8:10 PM

I think this qualifies as the worst SE podcast ever.

bjb568

Ooh nicael's here!

> gender diversity

lol, all those possibilities…

user259867

> One thing we need to work on is shouting at each other less on hangouts, because not everybody likes to make decisions that way.

michaelpri

@nicael Hey :)

nicael

Hi!

How do LH?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: 1-866-978-7291 rackspace support phone number rackspace tech support number rackspace technical support by amaq tango on stackoverflow.com

bjb568

8:13 PM

crappy as always!

@SmokeDetector wat… SEO doesn't work like that

michaelpri

LH is the bestest

nicael

Bestestest. I've seen it somewhere on LH already...:D

bjb568

Bestesttest of the bestest.

nicael

Best tests!

michaelpri

Bestestestestestestest

SmokeDetector

8:22 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: 1-866-978-7291 rackspace customer service rackspace help number rackspace support number rackspace helpline number rackspace help center by Axem Tango on stackoverflow.com

user259867

nuke-troll stackoverflow.com/questions/30176921/…

michaelpri

@SmokeDetector fpu

Aww, didn't work :(

user259867

same troll stackoverflow.com/questions/30145326/…

bjb568

hm… obvious troll, so I flagged abuse

I tried to make a poster

►

meh, soft mods declined flag

0

Q: can you activate my ie windows phone 8.1

can you activate https://www.regal-cinemas.com,https://www.lindunlee.yahoo@gmail.com!for mr Michael lee Johnson 11

wot

Jan Dvorak

spam?

SmokeDetector

8:33 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: can you activate my ie windows phone 8.1 by Michael Lee Johnson on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

I don't think this is spam, but definitely needs to be nuked for the sake of the OP.

Jan Dvorak

gone

hichris123

Why do I have a feeling this is a spam seed? stackoverflow.com/questions/30169918/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: in my thesi this is the result, why? by Federico Calio' on tex.stackexchange.com

JonasCz

How come crap like this was ever even migrated ?

SmokeDetector

8:50 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: STEAM WON'T INSTALL WINDOWS XP by SabrePilot on gaming.stackexchange.com

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/997144/…

@JonasCz I don't know. :/

Lynn Crumbling

cv-pls ot stackoverflow.com/q/30177186/656243

bjb568

Ooh, this looks kewl github.com/chrisaljoudi/ublock

wow, it works very good!

Doorknob

well*

JonasCz

I use it, awesome !

bjb568

9:01 PM

@Doorknob both are grammatically correct

Doorknob

@bjb568 "Good" is not an adverb.

bjb568

So?

Jan Dvorak

@bjb568 nope. Perhaps you mean "does much good", which doesn't make much sense here.

Doorknob

@bjb568 So you can't use it to describe a verb.

bjb568

Good can be an adverb if it wants to be!

It's all progressive and stuff!

Jan Dvorak

9:03 PM

Sure I can do good.

bjb568

I am working. Working must be an adjective now since I describes me! Uh… no.

Basically with english, you say what you want and people will understand.

Jan Dvorak

@bjb568 Well, technically...

Doorknob

@bjb568 words grammar good if wanting people other understanding comprehend

this like talk, difficulty and easy not to read

grammaring of words; yes, letters English sentence

bjb568

Grammar good subjective and clear rules not!

Doorknob

Uhh, parts of speech are not subjective.

bummi

9:08 PM

some protection here would be nice: apple.stackexchange.com/q/46843/55266

bjb568

meh

Jan Dvorak

Let's try Yoda Asking

Lynn Crumbling

@bummi Ha: "me too!" "me too!"

bummi

@LynnCrumbling but except protecting I don't know any weapon, comments are usually pointless :/

Lynn Crumbling

@bummi Yep.. I agree :)

Needs one more: stackoverflow.com/q/30177186/656243

Needs one more: stackoverflow.com/q/997144/656243

@LynnCrumbling does it matter if i am a programmer? just trying to find a solution to my problem here. its okay if you are not able to help me out — Ashim Joshi 1 min ago

^ YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nicael

9:16 PM

Perhaps when the majority of a user's posts is negatively scored, the stat should be "people annoyed"? — Yannis 2 days ago

Lynn Crumbling

[feature-request]

nicael

^

Doorknob

if (user.posts.all{|p| p.score <= 0} || user.username == "nicael") { print "annoyed"; } else { print "helped"; }

nicael

changing username

Doorknob

fine, it should check user ID instead :D

nicael

9:18 PM

changing user id

And wait, maybe I should change my avatar btw?

Its been here already for a month (?)

@LynnCrumbling wrong. Should be ^@YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doorknob

@No.

nicael

@No to @No!

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/14203708/1699210

nicael

@Yes!

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/4770352/1699210

nicael

9:31 PM

@bummi @yes, but maybe primarily opinion is the better option there?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: 2nd derivative of a backlog count by Steven Alexander Kaufman on math.stackexchange.com

bummi

Agreed , but the main focus is to get it closed somehow

nicael

:D close everything! With any option!

bummi

sometimes it would be nice if all close reasons would be shown

nicael

!xkcd blame someone

xkcdBot

9:38 PM

It's someone's fault.

!xkcd blame #

It's #'s fault.

cool

iOS app store conversion is way better than I would have ever thought.

nicael

@Undo lul :D

That's definitely not 5 and 7%

Undo

9:41 PM

@nicael nah, two different apps

Those are free apps, but I'm still seeing >10% conversion even for paid apps. Pretty awesome.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: colourful polylines in android maps api v2 by Guillaume Noël-Martel on stackoverflow.com

nicael

!xkcd blame me

xkcdBot

It's me's fault.

nicael

Uh u stupid, @xkcd.

!xkcd blame @xkcd

xkcdBot

It's @xkcd's fault.

AstroCB

9:43 PM

@Undo The App Analytics section is really nice.

Doorknob

!xkcd blame my fault. Everything is my

xkcdBot

It's my fault. Everything is my's fault.

Doorknob

oh forgot about that 's

!xkcd blame my fault. @Doorknob is the most amazingly hoopy frood you have ever met. And it's always @Undo

xkcdBot

It's my fault. @Doorknob is the most amazingly hoopy frood you have ever met. And it's always @Undo's fault.

2

nicael

@xkcd so @Undo's or yours???

xkcdBot

9:45 PM

@nicael Both, usually.

nicael

@Doorknob it's not correct to blame your fault :D

Undo

!xkcd blame xkcdBot

xkcdBot

It's xkcdBot's fault.

Undo

wow, I didn't even have to use silly letters for that

nicael

!xkcd blame got about that 's
!xkcd blame my fault. @Doorknob is the most amazingly hoopy frood you have ever met. And it's always @Undo

xkcdBot
xkcdBot
It's my fault. @Doorknob is the most amazingly hoopy frood you have ever met. And it's always @Undo's fault.

nicael
nicael
@xkcd so @Undo's or yours???

xkcdBot
xkcdBot
yst 23:45
@nicael Both, usually.

nicael
nicael
@Doorknob it's not correct to blame your fault :D

Undo
Undo
!xkcd blame xkcdBot

xkcdBot
xkcdBot
It's xkcdBot's fault.

Undo
Undo

xkcdBot

9:45 PM

@nicael Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd comics. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new comics as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

Undo

lol

nicael

@xkcd hey what r u doing, stupid bot? :/

AstroCB

@xkcdBot I have no idea what triggered that.

Undo

!xkcd nonsensepjasdlkjasdoijaoijsd

xkcdBot

@Undo Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

nicael

9:47 PM

Bug found.

AstroCB

Oh.

matches[1].match(/about/)

matches[1] being /^\!xkcd\s(.*)/

So /^\!xkcd\s(.*)about/

nicael

!xkcd blame ‮‮

xkcdBot

It's ‮‮'s fault.

3

AstroCB

Uhh.

!xkcd blame me

xkcdBot

It's me's fault.

AstroCB

9:51 PM

I just patched that (?)

!xkcd blame *

It's *'s fault.

Damn.

!xkcd blame me

It's me's fault.

9:52 PM

It's me's fault.

AstroCB

Oh, no.

Someone turned on bjbot.

@bjb568 Kick

kickey plz

@AstroCB !bjb kick

:o

jk

.

!xkcd blame about

xkcdBot

9:56 PM

@nicael Currently under maintenance.

nicael

!xkcd kick

xkcdBot

@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

nicael

!xkcd kick ya

xkcdBot

@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

nicael

!xkcd blame ya

xkcdBot

9:57 PM

It's ya's fault.

nicael

!xkcd about blame

xkcdBot

@nicael Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd comics. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new comics as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

nicael

!xkcd blame about

!xkcd hey?

xkcdBot

@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

nicael

!xkcd blame about

xkcdBot

9:59 PM

@nicael Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd comics. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new comics as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

nicael

!xkcd blame!

xkcdBot

It's !'s fault.

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