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12:18 AM
@bjb568 tetris
 
I found an answer that says "Do X, then do Y." I know of another way to do X, Z, which I posted in one of my answers. Can I leave a comment saying "You can also do Z instead of X", without getting flagged?
 
Sure
 
@bjb568 Thanks!
 
Wait, it's my own question. Does it still count?
 
12:25 AM
Meh, that shouldn't make a difference.
 
@bjb568 Thanks. I'm just trying to make sure I don't get flagged for spamming or something c:
 
12:40 AM
I'm getting the sense that I didn't paraphrase my query properly — user34304 14 hours ago
 
1:00 AM
@Bart SE has commitment issues
 
@Roombatron5000 wut
 
@SmokeDetector ignore (off-topic)
 
@Doorknob Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
why can't we flag those abuse?
 
1:22 AM
The one Smokey just posted?
 
user259867
Because there's no evidence of malice.
 
Well, how do you define evidence of malice?
 
The adware makers just want to deliver good products to you!
@Doorknob yea
 
Well, it's not abusive.
> A reasonable person would find this content inappropriate for respectful discourse.
 
1:24 AM
ok
 
How does that apply?
 
:3423220 Under my flagging scheme, it'd probably go under the second option.
 
@bjb568 sounds like stupid, incompetent management issue .. that's probably very close to false imprisonment , a good lawyer could probably convince a jury
 
Okay, time to debug Uni's bug.
 
user259867
> I am a GD professor of mathematics meta.stackoverflow.com/q/293848
 
user259867
1:26 AM
What could GD mean here?
 
Gadolinium!
Gaucher's disease!
 
Huh. [status-norepro] @Unihedron. Exact steps to reproduce? (I middle-clicked on one of the chatrooms in the sidebar, waited a while, and then switched to that tab. The popups worked fine.) Browser/version?
 
Gaussian distro!
Generalized Dirichlet distribution, whatever that is!
 
@Yes grid and distribution
 
Gangster Disciples?
err… hmmm
 
1:30 AM
Yeah could you maybe not onebox that?
 
Probably gaussian distro then!
LRiO answer is nc
 
user259867
The question looks like a declined feature request... it's not OT.
 
1 vote left.
 
anyone think this data will be included with the next SEDE update (< 8 hours away) ?
 
Anybody got an 8k version of this?
 
@Roombatron5000 I hope so. We could do things like "Rankings by number of people reached".
 
@Yes abusive NAA/LQ
 
@Yes I love spammers. You gotta give them some credit - they're almost always amusing.
 
user259867
@Roombatron5000 Let's set realistic expectations: the request to expose class for badges in Data Explorer was fulfilled recently, about 2.5 years after it was made. Check again in late 2017.
 
1:48 AM
@Yes what do you call that condition where numbers are visualized as having associated colors where that answer is a test for the condition?
 
@bjb568 color blind test?
 
user259867
 
@Yes I see a double helix going down the center
 
@Yes i just see a bunch of smal numbers that make up a circle
 
1:50 AM
Also 68, of course. I guess that's just from density.
 
@bjb568 I see an image.
 
what's the answer!! someone tell me
 
@Roombatron5000 This page will show you.
 
Oh wow I never expected Randall to actually put a hidden number in there.
 
@Doorknob He's that good.
 
1:58 AM
a syntheses would have trouble seeing the 42 anyways
 
@JarrodRoberson Again, I think the first thing to do is to calm down and think over the situation, but I won't attempt to be "patronizing" to you. — AstroCB 2 days ago
I don't think the 8 upvotes on that were worth it because I'm pretty sure he serially downvoted me afterward.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
2:02 AM
@Yes Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
Hii!
 
user259867
^ anyone knows this guy?
 
user259867
Been a while, @Frank. :)
 
Hey dude
how many names have you gone through since I was last on...
 
user259867
Nobody's counting, including me... Is the mod chatroom more interesting than the Tavern?
 
2:06 AM
yay, now people are here!
 
@Yes not atm
@bjb568 hai
 
@Frank hallo
 
where did offensive go, wtfffffffffffffff
 
@Roombatron5000 kinda awesome q
@Roombatron5000 yeah I noticed. What does 'rude' mean anyway??
 
2:09 AM
hmm, that rude person answered his question recently stackoverflow.com/a/30096084/3041194 , something may be suspicious here
 
socklings!
why is there a dog on the life jacket of the kat?
 
heh
 
@bjb568 It means that the cat is turning into a dog.
 
@Roombatron5000 I would bet on it. Not sure if you saw the meta post?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI :0
 
2:12 AM
@hichris123 just glanced at it
 
@Roombatron5000 The user basically said the same thing in comments on that meta post.
 
Hooray, Chatception has been updated with async goodness.
 
@Doorknob What's Chatception?
 
PhilVarg, when I grow up I want to be like you. Thank you so much! I'm new to jquery and there are some trick things that I still don't get It. — Rafael 2 mins ago
 
2:14 AM
@ASCIIThenANSI A thing I made.
 
@Doorknob SWEEEEEEET
 
@Roombatron5000 Account has been nuked.
 
Hm… I have emails to deal with…
Not today!
 
I like dealing with stuff.
 
user259867
@Frank's relatives are so promiscuous... :( i.stack.imgur.com/IKLrD.png
4
 
2:20 AM
@Doorknob you lost to the jQuery D:
 
@Frank You are invited.
@Braiam HUH DID SOMEBODY SAY JQUERY?!
 
I've been working 6 14 hr. days/week, and one 5 hr. That is dealing with stuff.
 
Apr 18 at 18:06, by bjb568
@frank quit it with the pollen
Apr 18 at 18:07, by bjb568
you don't need children
 
user259867
But it's not just him, there are so many of them... it's an orgy.
 
Apr 18 at 18:03, by bjb568
Me allergies r kill
@Yes hm… then other animals can join… in the trees…
quit giving me ideas
 
2:24 AM
@Braiam wait wut?
 
user259867
@Frank For how long will this seasonal thing go on?
 
user259867
I mean 14 hr days
 
@Doorknob check your last commit
 
@Yes Prolly another month or two.
 
@Braiam Oh, right, I used jQuery for the AJAX. :P
 
2:26 AM
It's why I haven't been around much.
 
Many 4-5 hr nights and skipped lunches xD
 
user259867
 
user259867
Not sure if an answer or NAA.
 
it answers the question?
 
2:29 AM
your userscript is borked on safari @doork
@match -> @include makes it semi-funcitonal
 
> Given that the British tend to drink their beer at a higher temperature than those of us in the US, should beer brewed in an English style be consumed that way?
> warm light beer in summer outside is a UK cultural wonder
seems to be a comment
 
Hiya @Jan
 
[Error] ReferenceError: Can't find variable: $
(anonymous function) (undefined, line 258)
siiiiiiigh
 
@bjb568 [status-declined], workaround: don't use Safari.
(I'll fix it later)
 
NUUUUUUUU
166
A: How can I use jQuery in Greasemonkey scripts in Google Chrome?

tghwFrom http://erikvold.com/blog/index.cfm/2010/6/14/using-jquery-with-a-user-script // ==UserScript== // @name jQuery For Chrome (A Cross Browser Example) // @namespace jQueryForChromeExample // @include * // @author Erik Vergobbi Vold & Tyler G. Hicks-Wright // @description ...

scrolling is very borked
 
2:40 AM
@bjb568 Why are you loading jQuery again, instead of using the page's jQuery like the script already does?
(also finally finished updating screenshot; that's hard to do with no mouse)
 
@Doorknob I SAID IT'S A MESS
 
status-declined
I'll change match to include at least
Oh, does it just flat out not work on Safari because it can't access page's jQuery for some reason?
 
Yep
 
grr
 
13 mins ago, by bjb568
[Error] ReferenceError: Can't find variable: $
(anonymous function) (undefined, line 258)
 
2:43 AM
I'll inject a <script> element, then
 
that's all it gives you
and a disfunctional box
learn spelling
7
Q: Which is the proper spelling: "disfunction" or "dysfunction"?

ThursagenIs this word spelt dysfunction or disfunction? Are there any correct spellings at all for this word? The reason I asked is because I've always learned to spell it as "disfunction" until recently, when I realized I'm starting to see more of "dysfunction"

 
@bjb better?
 
Cool. Now BJB is correcting their own grammar mistakes in the chat. And is a dick to themself.
 
user259867
> for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.
 
yes, my preciousssss
@AndrewT. Where is this CKH script you speak of? I can't find it... anywhere.
 
3:04 AM
chess anyone?
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp though a weird answer
 
@Frank wrong chatroom :)
 
@Yes Registered answer as false positive.
 
@Doorknob ...
no one was in the right one
 
Then the answer is no. :P
Actually sure, I'll ping you in the right one
 
3:13 AM
nb;cts
 
@bjb so does the script work now?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Is the misuse of "literally" an example of a malapropism? by Charl Laubscher on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Feelings Are Immaterial by pZombie on philosophy.stackexchange.com
 
@Doorknob yeah, why no version increment?
 
@bjb568 because... reasons?
Maybe I should do that :P
 
@bjb568 is not SVN, dammit!
 
3:21 AM
No, I'm not SVN dammit.
*it's
 
@bjb568 implied
 
THE SUBJECT IS HIGHLIGHTED AND BOXED IN RED FOR YOU, IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS?
:p
 
@bjb568 no....
 
 
only you will see it that way
 
3:23 AM
!find joke
!find define joke
A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest. To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e., an ending to make it humorous. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example...
 
@Andy it looks like an ant! tries to crush it
 
there, not sure why !find don't work.
Singing along (and maybe dancing, so you'll get his attention even if he can't hear you) sounds like an excellent idea. ;-) (Or not, depending on your workplace...) — Ilmari Karonen Mar 14 '14 at 22:27
heh, reminds me of a sub that always tells us "You can listen to music, but don't have it too loud and no singing or dancing to it."
Word for word, every time, every class. He's old.
 
@bjb568 Why do they let him sub so far past retirement age? Compassion? Cheap babysitter? Supplementary social security income?
 
I don't know if he's past retirement age actually. Old people just all look old. But generally, subs don't do a whole lot of good.
"Cheap babysitter" is pretty accurate.
(obligatory "all teachers are cheap babysitters in average-bad skewls")
 
*schools
 
3:35 AM
@bjb568 If he doesn't have white hair and a walker, you need to recalibrate for reality, child.
 
Well, he doesn't have a lot of hair…
He's bald.
 
How horrible!
I'm sure he could be shot for that in some districts.
Really, it would me more of a mercy killing than vigilante justice.
It's disgusting that they let THOSE kind of people around you children.
 
user259867
> ranks consistently in the top 100 schools in the USA according to both US News and Newsweek.
 
There oughta be a law.
 
3:38 AM
@Yes yesyes, the teachers here are slightly higher quality
 
user259867
And the students?
 
hawt
I mean, wait, what was the question?
 
Troglodytes.
 
h00t
 
user259867
are they also of slightly higher quality?
 
3:39 AM
@Yes
 
@Yes Sure...they have more money...
 
Meh everybody in notsouthbay is poor.
except like newyork and stuff apparently
 
Having no senators is a greater sin that having no seed.
 
something something DC taxation without representation?
I knew there was sin there.
 
user259867
And possibly cos?
 
3:42 AM
maybe even some tan!
 
Sin Senati << Sin Semilla
 
Oooh, I love singerines. Much smoother taste than that of tangerines
 
Because had you just the right seed, Jack, you could grow your own senators.
 
@Roombatron5000 I was able to confirm this BTW today. a) verbal math quiz, b) inspection of subconscious behavior, c) response to tests with social stimuli, d) risk assessment, e) she avoided my googling by writing her name in weird unicode
also leaks PII like mad, just like me!
 
I'm shocked that you even know the meaning of hame.
 
3:45 AM
hmm, usually I make that error when writing mechanically
meatspace sucks
 
You mean typing.
 
Typing manually?
 
Show us your best penmanship, rake!
Let us see your manuscript and we won't have to add bumps to your skull so we can count those.
 
why is it so hard to upload an image? o_o
 
3:50 AM
I'll bet you a niggardly nickel that those are colored contacts all for vanity.
 
You'll bet him a what now?
2
 
@bjb568 your images don't deserve to be uploaded...
 
:o
@Doorknob A NIGGARDLY NICKEL
geez, can't people read anymore?
 
user259867
@tchrist bjb's penmanship, best appreciated upside down.
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user259867
Hm, what's in the upper right of the picture?
 
3:54 AM
hmm… maybe a nickel?
 
@Yes I'd heard that kids no longer knew how to write. Guess this proves it.
Especially essays. :-)
 
I certainly didn't chain rule efficiently on the bottom right there.
 
✒🏃🚢
 
Curses, Unicoded again!
 
user259867
@tchrist In this case we can blame the system for requiring only answers to be submitted.
 
3:56 AM
These ones were picked specifically to work on Win7
 
It's snowing. Please make it stop.
 
@JanDvorak Black nib, undefined u+1fc3c, undefined u+1f6a2
NIB, nib or NiB may refer to: Nib (pen), a part of a quill, dip pen or fountain pen Nib, partially processed cocoa bean Twizzlers Nibs, a bite-size cherry-flavored licorice candy Nibs or his nibs, a term used in the card game cribbage Nibs, one of the lost boys in the book Peter Pan "New in Box" NIB or news-in-brief, a term used in journalism to denote a short news summary or a newsflash Neodymium magnet or NIB, a powerful magnet made from neodymium, iron, and boron N.I.B., a song by Black Sabbath Nib, a type of variable in PBASIC which stores Nibble values in the range of 0 to 15 Nib, the generic...
 
Get a real computer.
 
Oh, I can see it, I'm just translating it.
 
I don't even need to link to the message at this point, do I?
 
3:58 AM
 
Which scores better: his nibs or his heels?
 
@bjb568 get a real brain
 
uninstalls fake brain
rebooting windows 95…
 
user259867
 
Odd how we interpret people running RTL as much more cowardly than those running LTR.
 
user259867
4:00 AM
So, in which direction is s/he running?
 
@bjb568 I thought this was a no-brainer...
 
@Yes Case in point.
 
@Yes just use he as a gender neutral pronoun
 
user259867
Should not the definition of that symbol specify the direction?
 
user259867
It's hard to communicate with emojis if they are going to be so different between computers.
 
4:02 AM
nope
 
user259867
(My screenshot is from Chrome OS)
 
You expect people to agree and get work done in committees?
 
such color!
 
user259867
@bjb568 You do have synesthesia...
 
4:08 AM
:o
Yeah, I probably do.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: my, phone is hackef. HELP by Tim Steele on programmers.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
> THe hacker and I have battled for months. I can break out now and then. I have all types of evidence and will provide.
 
You bought this. Have you asked the authors? — Hobo Sapiens 55 secs ago
 
@bjb568 You're lying in bed with your eyes closed in a dark room with no windows. You hear a sharp crack of thunder. Do you see the lightning behind closed lids?
 
4:11 AM
I dunno.
Depends on how many layers of blankets/pillows I have above me, I suppose.
 
No, there can be no light but from your own mind.
I said no windows.
This is perhaps surprisingly common.
 
Result: Weak synesthesia.
 
How about an open door / missing roof?
 
@tchrist Oh, ok, then no.
 
@bjb568 *synaesthesia
@bjb568 I do.
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4:14 AM
silence
 
Hello darkness my old friend.
The snows are lovely dark and deep.
 
I've come to talk with you again
 
Because a vision softly creeping
 
Hallo, Jan!
 
10,000 people making more.
 
4:16 AM
Wow, I sounded it out, and it worked!
That's like the only skill I learned in kindergarten.
Directly, that is.
 
@bjb568 No, it needs an -ae-, like aesthetics.
 
astetics
 
user259867
Then Wikipedia and a few dictionaries need it too.
 
You can get an inhaler for that.
@Yes Yes.
 
@Yes @Yes Yes
 
4:18 AM
But Wikipedia is full of shit. Every programer knows this.
 
I guess that's true.
 
Just like they know how to spell programmer.
 
Referer.
 
Or maybe that's the New Zealand spelling. I may have been reading Kiwipedia by accident again.
@bjb568 Somebody should have died in a fire.
 
Y'all are lucky that I'm in a good mood and haven't run out of stars yet.
 
4:22 AM
The line before was cleverer by half. :(
 
YOU HAPPY NOW?
 
@bjb568 no.
 
Snow snow go away
Come again no other day
Till the year is spent and gone
Let no flake conceal my lawn.
 
Snow snow fall on me head!
ME LIKE TEH SNOW;
pls cause snow day
kthxbai
 
I keep tellin' 'em to get offa my lawn, but I just get the cold shoulder.
I can tell the Yuros have gone to bed.
 
4:26 AM
@Braiam Thank you ^^
 
user259867
This thing sat there for an hour..? Web Apps...
 
I'm . . . dreaming of a . . . white . . . Mother's Day,
Just like the ones so full of snow..
When snowdrops glisten
On whiskered kittens
And birds have nowhere warm to go.
 
user259867
Where do birds go when it snows?
 
Pine trees.
Or they die. I had a massive swarm of poor hummers at dusk as the snow was falling, desperate for one last draw of sugar. Must have been 8 or more of them. They knew for whom the bell tolled.
 
4:35 AM
Why not firs?
 
I was going to post a horrible poem now, but I realized it's horrible.
 
@JanDvorak Because only mammals have furs, silly!
 
I said, firs, not furs
 
Splitting hairs now are we?
 
ayyyyyy
 
4:38 AM
Wait till the rabbits hear tell.
 
I contemplate my life.
Approach narrow-minded.
Recognised.
I'm drunk with tiredness.
Wait, what's a poem?
 
I can write like that
too
just insert newlines
in random places
see?
 
:d
 
Firs are pinophytes.
Not coladas.
 
Uh… this is basi
cally a haiku like this
right guys? Totally?
 
4:42 AM
You forgot that Winter Is Come.
 
!xkcd find haiku
 
Winter is Come.
Like the *other* hemisphere.
I like summer nights.
 
Wait, how do you call the seasons when you're near the equator?
summer, summer, summer, summer?
 
there aintn't not none no seasons, son
 
4:45 AM
theoretical spring, theoretical summer, theoretical fall and theoretical winter
 
@bjb568 uh.. what?
 
:p
 
@Unihedron I mean, which hemisphere do you align yourself with?
 
Don't tell me "aintn't"'s redundant.
 
@JanDvorak invent one
 
4:47 AM
@JanDvorak yes
 
Lights flicker as ice grips lines.
Stored power boxes beep in alarm.
Chill of death snakes past shuttered blinds.
And kitties cuddle to keep me warm.
 
How about we just convince Australia to call their hot season "winter" and their cold less hot season "summer"? Then we have no domain walls.
 
@Unihedron wow your chat looks weird. O_o
 
@Doorknob it's just low-res.
 
That's an old version; did you try updating the userscript? I made getEvents asnyc, so it might fix it.
 
4:52 AM
I wanted to get it done quickly.
Oh.
 
No, I mean the colors and such.
 
Wait, the problem seems to only occur in my room. Outside Room for Uni and Sam, I don't get this not-loaded-script problem. Maybe it's a conflict with my other scripts / extensions.
... never mind, repro'd in Shadow's Den
... refreshing doesn't fix either
Unchecked runtime.lastError while running storage.set: QUOTA_BYTES_PER_ITEM quota exceeded
    at Object.users.save (chrome-extension://bbkjccfnenmgidehjhaabamobpbaaghh/script.js:27:29)
    at chrome-extension://bbkjccfnenmgidehjhaabamobpbaaghh/script.js:163:15
 
That's... not from my userscript...
 
Yet other modernists challenge
the very attempt to render
the beautiful or sublime
without the burden
of engaging the logical or narrative
thought process.
English Romantic poet John Keats termed
this escape from logic "Negative Capability".
This "romantic" approach views form
as a way to define poetry, such
as metaphor, simile and metonymy create a resonance
between otherwise disparate
markov chains work too.
Wait, did I copy the wrong box?
oh no, I just need to feed it more data
makes too much sense :p
 

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