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8:00 PM
I though my first answer during the time period qualified given the +1 score...
Okay, got confused about that hat's requirements...
See ya
 
@DragonLordtheFiery complaints are registered here
 
Hallo
 
!comp 2/0
 
infinity^~
 
too late @rene ;)
 
8:02 PM
yeah...
 
It's fun to see users come, ask, answer and leave
 
Once in a while I try to be nice and this is the result....
 
Admit it, all of us are evil. You can't be nice.
 
huch ...
 
@InfiniteHappiness we all are sockpuppets of @bart
 
8:06 PM
I beg to differ
 
Bart is the most evil
 
@bummi granted...
 
don't blaspheme about absent
;)
 
I admit he has some catching up to do when he returns ... that might involve the use of his smiting stick
 
yes, he needs to use the stick on botling
 
8:12 PM
I think we should add the botling to wheel of blame. It has earned that much now
 
:P
 
MEW @bjb568
 
MEW :)
!vote usage
vote command usage:
for [canidate] [pollname] (vote for a candidate, replacing any previously cast ones)
create [pollname] (create a poll)
result [pollname] (print the results of a poll)
 
^ I will let these be here for @DroidDev :D
 
You can now use democracy bot for democracying!
 
8:16 PM
When did it graduate to a bot? It's a botling.
 
@InfiniteHappiness lol, I don't even understand what that is written :P
 
@InfiniteHappiness When it became useful.
@DroidDev It's a democracy bot, it lets you vote on things.
 
@bjb568 what kinda thingz?
 
Anything!
!vote create apple-google
Poll apple-google created
!vote for apple apple-google
Vote: [["237813","bjb568"],"apple"]
 
oh! That could also be used for taking revenge ;)
!vote for apple apple-google
 
8:18 PM
No poll found matching apple-google
Wat
 
The page just glitched and it said SE dropped my connection.
 
No graduation for borkey. It's still a botling.
 
VOTES: {"apple-google":[[["237813","bjb568"],"apple"]]}
Ok, it should work now.
@DroidDev Try voting now!
 
ok
!vote for apple apple-google
 
8:20 PM
Vote: [["244282","DroidDev"],"apple"]
!vote result apple-google
Results for apple-google:
apple: 2
:D
 
YAY! google lost :D
...and for how long does election continue
...and another thing, how does this makes the bot useful in tavern?
 
till his botling dies
 
It remembers.
 
!!/alive?
 
@UndotheSnowman You doubt me?
 
8:24 PM
no, I mean, there has never been any kind of voting in tavern since I cam here and I have never seen it in history either. So, how does the voting system makes it useful?
 
!vote for apple apple-google
 
Vote: [["215468","Undo the Snowman"],"apple"]
 
!vote for google apple-google
 
Vote: [["237685","hichris123"],"google"]
 
!vote result apple-google
 
8:25 PM
Results for apple-google:
apple: 3
google: 1
 
It started as a LQ botling in the Tavern @DroidDev, and has now evolved to a troll :P
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@InfiniteHappiness lol, I can't stop laughing on that one. lmao!
 
!comp 900*7
 
6300
 
8:26 PM
!comp 123456789^123456
 
10^(10^5.999542043960344)
 
!comp 100GB*$0.008/MB
wonders if bjb is manually doing these
!comp 983872*78263972
 
77001730659584
 
It told Behaviour his math is wrong. It filled my inbox with "plz kick me @Inf" and "Why aren't you kicking me @Inf", botling beats all trolls.
 
8:30 PM
@ElfSlice 8/12 stars
 
@UndotheSnowman You doubt his programming skills? :P
 
3 stages of life:
1) Birth
2) WTH
3) Death
2
 
@InfiniteHappiness Just a little suspicious how long it takes :P
 
I'm not a valued API customer :(
 
@UndotheSnowman umm....6-8 weeks...maybe....
woah! 80% off on skull candy earphones and damn thing is out of stock! shouts swear words
 
8:33 PM
Knowing which swear words you said can help us diagnose your server problem
 
@bjb568 Dare you to go propose that as an off-topic reason on meta SF
 
!vote result apple-google
 
Results for apple-google:
apple: 3
google: 1
 
(please don't go do that)
 
:P
 
8:36 PM
!vote for apple apple-google
 
Vote: [["244282","DroidDev"],"apple"]
 
!vote result apple-google
 
!vote result apple-google
 
Results for apple-google:
apple: 3
google: 1
 
Oooh idea
 
8:36 PM
It overrides existing votes.
 
I have seen bjb write weird meta posts, don't be surprised if he does go to SF meta. He once posted on MSO, asking for a diamond when I was granted access to a mod room and he wasn't :D
 
@bjb568 hmm....great! even greater should be not accepting new one
 
Unless you get your account merged and your account id changes, no double-voting.
 
!vote for apple apple-google
 
Vote: [["266345","SmokeDetector"],"apple"]
 
8:37 PM
>:D
 
@DroidDev Meh, too complicated.
 
@bjb568 what were you saying about no double voting?
:)
 
@bjb568 but, that's how voting should work
 
@UndotheSnowman I didn't say bots can't vote
 
ah good
 
8:37 PM
@SmokeDetector false
 
@hichris123 Could not register title as false positive.
 
lol
gtg cya
 
Bye Undo!
 
I think @UndotheSnowman doubts your programming skills @bjb568
 
I wonder why…
 
8:38 PM
Bye Undo!
...maybe the botling failed to impress @UndotheSnowman
 
Impossible!
 
Yes, absolutely impossible!
 
on a totally unrelated/sarcastic note:
The amount of humanity and sympathy is directly related to the amount of Media Coverage.
 
Positively or negatively correlated?
@ElfSlice After listening more, 9/12 stars
 
Her — Which is a better Encryption algorithm, PHP or Base64?
Me — I'm going to need to review every piece of code you've written..ever.
3
 
8:53 PM
Better suspend her from writing code as well, ever
PHP .... tsssskkk
 
@rene only if you had ever met her :P
 
@DroidDev looks aren't evertyhting, you know....
 
Pretty close tho.
 
^
btw, the feeling is quite like:
 
Son of a… what?
 
8:58 PM
lets say...add sugar according to your taste
 
Is that a Ryan-air flight?
 
MH-370
 
I'm going to die tonight because I didn't like a post that said "Like within 3 seconds and comment 'amen'or you will die within 12 hours :'(
 
@hichris123 OP realized and commented
 
@hichris123 nevermind.
 
9:43 PM
Whoa! I found this person on Stack Overflow who has less than 1k rep and a gold badge that isn't "Famous Question"!
 
Who?
Frank?
101 rep.
 
@hichris123 That's a... strange question. It's like "If I take all the cookies from the jar, I get a lot of cookies! Yay! But if I only take the top cookie, I only get one cookie. Why is that?? :("
 
There's probably a bunch.
 
Yeah, but that's the first time I clicked on a random <1k's profile and found a non-"Famous Question" gold badge.
 
9:52 PM
Ah, fanatic. Lots of low-rep users have that, especially on smaller sites. The only difficult part about doing it on SO is to hang around for three months without going over 1k.
 
@IlmariKaronen I know, right?
 
^^^ Gold badges counts for people less than 1k rep
~93.5% of all gold badges are Famous Question
 
@hichris123 What's sort of annoing is that the dupe is clearly better asked, but this one has better answers. :/
I guess I could just answer the other one myself, but I'd really rather not bother. :(
 
10:11 PM
Unsung hero is so easy.
 
Here's the one guy with the sub-1k Copy Editor:
He also has Electorate and Fanatic. :o
And in case you're wondering, here's the edit that got him the badge.
 
Must love editing.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS TEXT by Steve Hollis on stackoverflow.com
 
10:32 PM
22925 Famous Questions by people with less than 100 rep
 
0
Q: Full text search results in a large amount of time spent in 'FULLTEXT initialization'

hichris123I'm currently trying to run some queries against a data dump of Stack Overflow's comments. Here's what the schema looks like: CREATE TABLE `socomments` ( `Id` int(11) NOT NULL, `PostId` int(11) NOT NULL, `Score` int(11) DEFAULT NULL, `Text` varchar(600) NOT NULL, `CreationDate` timesta...

sigh SQL
 
Use mongodb.
 
@bjb568 You honestly think it would handle 20 million rows easily?
 
Yeah.
 
@bjb568 Oh, right, it's NoSQL.
Remember? NoSQL != SQL
 
10:43 PM
So it must be kewl.
 
It's for non-relational data.
 
Eh, you can probably restructure everything.
 
@bjb568 Perhaps, but it isn't meant for relational data.
So there's no point in using it.
 
Yes, but you can make your data not relational.
 
... what?
 
10:45 PM
Eh… complicated.
 
@bjb568 I think you fundamentally misunderstand relational vs. non-relational data.
 
Instead of having tables which you join, you have objects in collections which you nest.
instead of select sum(votes) where votes.on in user's program ids, you have something like sum(user's program's votes)
 
The problem with Yahoo answers is that if you actually put detail into a question, it's too long, and no one reads it. But if you don't, everyone answers it, and no one knows what your situation is.
 
And also that it's crap?
 
sorry that was random
@bjb568 That too.
 
10:53 PM
:P
 
user259867
@hichris123 You asked that for Kofia hat, didn't you?
 
@Behaviour I actually didn't, but it's a nice side effect. :P
When a simple query takes 2 minutes 30 seconds or 3 minutes 30 seconds, you quickly go insane.
 
D:
Is there an emoticon for going insane?
 
<'~'>
[°o°]/
 
user259867
@bjb568 ♦
6
 
11:04 PM
lol
@Behaviour ooh, better hide now...
 
user259867
Good timing, @InsaneDoorknob.
 
Heh
You're lucky this is chat.MSE. >:D
 
user259867
Yes, your attempt to merge with chat.se did not succeed.
 
o/
 
@Behaviour lol you remember that?
 
11:09 PM
@Doorknob don't you mean 冷?
 
@bjb568 No, read my profile "about me." :P
 
@Doorknob冰 That's not even a word...
 
Doorknob ice doesn't make much sense.
 
It has no vowels
 
And nobody bothers to read about mes.
 
11:11 PM
@Doorknob冰 Link o-....
 
What's zh-CHS?
Isn't it bing?
 
@hichris123 Oh by the way, you missed one (in TL I think) a while ago.
^ I am really getting tired of that pirate hat covering the chat input text area, so I decided to do something about it. :P
 
@bjb568 Chinese simplified or traditional? One of the two.
@Doorknob冰 I know, I got tired of doing that. :P
 
@hichris123 I'm assuming S == simplified
heh
 
Oh, that's the language.
This is confusing me.
Wo hun bing!
Or something like that.
How can I get $$\frac{3}{5}$$ from $$\tan(0.54) \text{rad} $$? — volkov 25 mins ago
How can I get $$\frac{3}{5}$$ from $$\tan(0.54) \text{rad} $$? — volkov 24 mins ago
ugh
I’m enjoying imagining finishing writing this answer. ell.stackexchange.com/a/44082/8917
 
11:32 PM
That was four -ings in a row.
... oh, I should have clicked the link. I'm a doorknob.
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