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bjb568

17:00

D'oh, I found the bug.

Ilmari Karonen

!eval (function(){return this})()

Infinite Happiness

Good for the other devs on your team

bjb568

No will eval

Infinite Happiness

@IlmariKaronen Botling stats: Utility: 0% Annoyance: 100%

bjb568

If you use botling, don't be annoyed when it realizes you used it.

Unihedro

17:03

@InfiniteHappiness Well truth to be told for a moment our great Unofficial Stack Overflow Path creator managed to get the utility rate up by 5%...

Keyword: for a moment

bjb568

@ProgramFOX Done

ProgramFOX

Thanks!

Infinite Happiness

We use smileys in chat, don't write a botling that takes smileys. Other bots have explicit invocation sequences, LOOK AND LEARN

bjb568

I disabled that, yeesh.

Infinite Happiness

Thanks :)

bjb568

17:08

Be happier! It's the holiday season!

No, EVEN HAPPIER!

:P

ProgramFOX

Still same error @bjb568

bjb568

Did you restart front.js?

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Ehh... I didn't even run that. I only did node buildpage.js.

bjb568

Well, you need to do sudo node front and node buildpage.

Buildpage just talks to front.

ProgramFOX

ohh... ok

Infinite Happiness

17:12

:)

Ilmari Karonen

!eval CHAT.GENERIC_ERROR

hmm, did the botling die, or does it just not like me anymore? :)

bjb568

If it errors, it doesn't bother to report.

want bjb time

Unihedro

Wait, did I really say Path? I mean Patch, sorry :(

bjb568

12:14

@Unihedro lel

Ilmari Karonen

ah, cool, let me just keep trying to poke holes in it, then :)

!eval setTimeout

bjb568

17:15

function setTimeout() {
[native code]
}

Unihedro

!eval setTimeout = function() {}

bjb568

function () {}

Unihedro

O_o

ProgramFOX

!eval setTimeout = function() { return "Hello!"; }

bjb568

function () { return "Hello!"; }

Ilmari Karonen

17:17

!eval setTimeout

ProgramFOX

!eval setTimeout()

bjb568

!eval thisisatest = 'asdf';

function () { return "Hello!"; }

!eval thisisatest = 'asdf';

No will eval

ProgramFOX

ugh, rate limiting

Unihedro

!eval n=1,f=function () {return"!e"+"val n="+(n+1)+",f="+f+";f(f)";};f()

bjb568

!eval n=2,f=function () {return"!e"+"val n="+(n+1)+",f="+f+";f(f)";};f(f)

!eval n=4,f=function () {return"!e"+"val n="+(n+1)+",f="+f+";f(f)";};f(f)

!eval n=5,f=function () {return"!e"+"val n="+(n+1)+",f="+f+";f(f)";};f(f)

ProgramFOX

17:18

!eval setTimeout()

bjb568

Hello!

ProgramFOX

:O

Hmm...

Ilmari Karonen

!eval setInterval("d=do"+"cument,e=d.createEvent('MouseEvents'); e.initEvent('click',true,true); d.querySelector('#leave').dispatchEvent(e)",1000)

Unihedro

:O

bjb568

2068

hallo

Ilmari Karonen

17:18

:DDD

Unihedro

@IlmariKaronen Oh my god!

ProgramFOX

>:D

Unihedro

Our new hero!

Heap heap array!

... I'm crying, for some weird reason.

bjb568

Blocked.

Unihedro

NOOOOOOOO

I feel like we're playing code bowling here, trying to get stuff done under many restrictions

!eval setInterval("d=do"+"cument,e=d.createEvent('MouseEvents'); e.initEvent('click',true,true); d.querySelector('#leave').dispatchEvent(e)",1000)

bjb568

17:20

No will eval

You know, eval can be used for constructive things.

!eval Math.random()

0.20708551304414868

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Still same error, even when running front.js.

bjb568

There. Constructive.

Unihedro

@bjb568 You mean "constructive" like anyone would actually get anything useful out of a public library computer?

ProgramFOX

!eval setTimeout("d=do"+"cument,e=d.createEvent('MouseEvents'); e.initEvent('click',true,true); d.querySelector('#leave').dispatchEvent(e)",1000)

bjb568

@ProgramFOX You're requesting port 80?

ProgramFOX

17:21

@bjb568 8000, as your code says.

bjb568

@Unihedro Nobody goes to library.

@ProgramFOX … use port 80.

ProgramFOX

oh

bjb568

> front.js running on port 80

Unihedro

@bjb568 If you take a visit to the library you'll see that at least one person goes to the library, therefore your claim is invalid.

bjb568

@Unihedro Nobody goes to the library. It's too crowded.

ProgramFOX

17:24

IT WORKS! \o/

@bjb568 How can it be crowded if nobody goes there, hm?

bjb568

:D

that's the joke

Unihedro

... Such dry humor

much wow

very impress

totally amuse

Infinite Happiness

have fun ;)

Unihedro

Well the only "constructive" thing to use eval for would be this:

bjb568

Unihedro

17:26

Yay one-boxing!

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Your confirmation mail thingy is still borked as I don't receive a mail when signing up. How do I manually tell the DB that I can be trusted?

bjb568

I watched that cat thing. It was great.

Infinite Happiness

Never trust a fox! :P

ProgramFOX

ಠ_ಠ

3

bjb568

@ProgramFOX db.users.update({}, {$set: {rep:50,level:1},$unset:{confirm:1}})

ProgramFOX

17:28

k, cool. Do I have to provide a name or something?

bjb568

If you only have one user, no.

ProgramFOX

k

bjb568

Make sure you did use DevDoodle

:2831130 Do lai ay mong!

I don't remember how to do pingying, but I tried

Unihedro

:joy:

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 How do I create a chatroom?

Infinite Happiness

17:30

:joy:

bjb568

\o/

ProgramFOX

Also, when I try to create a question on my DD copy, it says "please fill out this field", pointing to an invisible field.

Infinite Happiness

detects fun, grabs popcorn

bjb568

@ProgramFOX Which browser?

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Firefox 31.0 on Ubuntu.

bjb568

17:32

Oh, ok.

Unihedro

am disappointed to see no fun, only DD devs trying to set up the site, quietly walks away and reads a book

Infinite Happiness

yes, they should take the debugging to the sandbox or some other room... but we aren't so lucky

Unihedro

Where's Pham?

Infinite Happiness

looks around in confusion

bjb568

@Unihedro It better be an ebook.

Ilmari Karonen

17:35

!eval location.replace("http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ")

hichris123

@bjb568 That's an outright lie. In fact, you've been to the library before!

bjb568

No will eval

Ilmari Karonen

:(

hichris123

!eval return;

Ilmari Karonen

!eval location.replace

Unihedro

17:36

... ??? . huh? what happened?

bjb568

No will eval

Unihedro

Why did my page refresh?

Infinite Happiness

but where is @Pham, @uni?

hichris123

!eval return true;

Unihedro

... oh no

hichris123

17:37

!eval "Hi!"

bjb568

Hi!

Infinite Happiness

My page didn't refresh

hichris123

@Unihedro Hmm?

ProgramFOX

7 mins ago, by ProgramFOX

@bjb568 How do I create a chatroom?

@bjb568 ^ halp!

bjb568

You need to give yourself more repz.

ProgramFOX

17:38

oh, cool

bjb568

200, at least.

Pushed some bug fixes.

ProgramFOX

@bjb A crash when creating a room:

bjb568

Uh oh

ProgramFOX

/home/programfox/DevDoodle/front.js:830
					dbcs.chatrooms.find().sort({_id: -1}).limit(1).next(function(err, last) {
					                                               ^
TypeError: Object #<Cursor> has no method 'next'
    at IncomingMessage.<anonymous> (/home/programfox/DevDoodle/front.js:830:53)
    at IncomingMessage.emit (events.js:92:17)
    at _stream_readable.js:943:16
    at process._tickCallback (node.js:419:13)

bjb568

wat

Infinite Happiness

17:44

@ProgramFOX @bjb568: Would you mind creating a different room for debugging DD? Pham, Smokey and others have their own rooms for devs to discuss debugging. Tavern may not be the right place for such discussions.

bjb568

Hm… we could go to DevDoodle chat.

ProgramFOX

Well... let's create a DD room for this then.

Infinite Happiness

Thanks

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Please create a room there, I don't have enough rep.

bjb568

Ugh, it's borked.

Oh, I'm not logged in :P

Ilmari Karonen

17:47

!eval parent["lo"+"cation"]

bjb568

No will eval

Oh, it is borked tho.

Ilmari Karonen

curser, foiled again! ;)

!eval parent

bjb568

No will eval

devdoodle.net/chat/4

Ilmari Karonen

!eval self

bjb568

No will eval

Pham

17:48

Low Quality A (100%): But apple don't allow access in BIOS... How I can solve this problem???, by gbhfjnkm, on superuser.com.

Ilmari Karonen

!eval (new Function("return th"+"is"))()

bjb568

No will eval

@Pham What's the precent mean?

Jan Dvorak

!eval window["Fun"+"ct"+"ion"]

bjb568

No will eval

Jan Dvorak

!eval window["Fun"+"ct"+"ion"].name

bjb568

17:57

Window is disallowed.

No will eval

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){return this})()

bjb568

No will eval

Jan Dvorak

What's illegal here?

bjb568

this

Jan Dvorak

huh...

Ilmari Karonen

17:58

!eval constructor

bjb568

No will eval

Jan Dvorak

!eval global

!eval ({})

Ilmari Karonen

!eval proto

bjb568

[object Object]

Jan Dvorak

good.

!eval Function

bjb568

18:00

No will eval

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){}).constructor

bjb568

No will eval

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){})["con"+"st"+"ructor"]

bjb568

function Function() {
[native code]
}

Jan Dvorak

ha!

ProgramFOX

18:01

:D

bjb568

Sigh…

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){})["con"+"st"+"ructor"]("ale"+"rt("+"'ha')")

bjb568

function anonymous() { alert('ha');
}

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){})["con"+"st"+"ructor"]("ale"+"rt("+"'ha')")()

ProgramFOX

!eval 1+1

Jan Dvorak

18:02

one down, one to go

ProgramFOX

Seems like the bot won't do anything until @bjb568 closes the alert window.

bjb568

Fixed

Nobody needs functions, right?

Jan Dvorak

false

bjb568

:P

!eval Array.join.constructor

No will eval

hichris123

!eval (function(){})["con"+"st"+"ructor"]("ale"+"rt("+"1)")

Jan Dvorak

18:04

!eval 1.0.toString["con"+"st"+"ructor"]("ale"+"rt("+"'ha')")()

bjb568

I knew that'd happen.

hichris123

!eval 1+1

bjb568

2

Unihedro

... I just realized the most effective way to kill the bot.

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;(

Ilmari Karonen

18:04

!eval ({"foo":"bar"})["co"+"nst"+"ruc"+"tor"][""+"_pr"+"o"+"to"+"_"]["co"+"nst"+"ruc‌"+"tor"]("lo"+"cation.repl"+"ace('ht"+"tp://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ')")()

bjb568

NO KILL

hichris123

@bjb568 Oh, you so need to be kicked for that. :P

@IlmariKaronen Is someone getting rickrolled here?

Jan Dvorak

I... guess so?

Ilmari Karonen

dunno, depends on if that worked

!eval 1+2

bjb568

Huh.

Oh, found the problem.

!eval ({"foo":"bar"})["co"+"nst"+"ruc"+"tor"][""+"pr"+"o"+"to"+""]["co"+"nst"+"ruc‌‌"+"tor"]("lo"+"cation.repl"+"ace('ht"+"tp://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ')")()

\o/

Unihedro

18:06

Watching the rickroll?

bjb568

hallo

Hallo!

Nope!

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/6110632/…

Jan Dvorak

!eval ({"foo":"bar"})["co"+"nst"+"ruc"+"tor"][""+"_pr"+"o"+"to"+"_"]["co"+"nst"+"ruc‌‌"+"tor"]("lo"+"cation.repl"+"ace('ht"+"tp://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ')")()

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): Same thing happened to me, no idea, would also like to know, by Rajon Mondo, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

3ventic

This is a better one for today

Ilmari Karonen

18:07

!eval ({"foo":"bar"})["co"+"nst"+"ruc"+"tor"]["_"+"_pr"+"o"+"to_"+"_"]["co"+"nst"+‌"ruc"+"tor"]("return 123")()

hichris123

@3ventic sigh

Ilmari Karonen

!eval ({"foo":"bar"})["co"+"nst"+"ruc"+"tor"]["_"+"_pr"+"o"+"to_"+"_"]["co"+"nst"+‌"ruc"+"tor"]("return 123")()

hichris123

Delete votes please: stackoverflow.com/a/25411140/2581872

3ventic

Sometimes when entering the tavern I feel like I'm surrounded by bots.

hichris123

dv-plz stackoverflow.com/a/19290223/2581872 (so the question can be roomba'd)

Jan Dvorak

18:14

it has negative score, don't worry

hichris123

@JanDvorak It was at +2 before these downvotes.

Jan Dvorak

oh. Fine then

Infinite Happiness

@3ventic so true

room topic changed to Tavern on the Meta: MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS AND BOTS! Wheel of blame link bolted on for your ease of use: jsfiddle.net/Ldvwp8uv/1/embedded/result [bug] [crickets] [discussion] [excuses] [support] [waffles]

2

bjb568

:D

ProgramFOX

lol

Unihedro

18:24

Bots, not botlings!

I gotta go for the night, enjoy yourselves!

ProgramFOX

Night!

Unihedro

didn't add - no one was reviewing Pham's reports anyway :P

ProgramFOX

I was doing DD debugging...

Infinite Happiness

night :)

bjb568

19:06

DevDoodle is up! Yay

ProgramFOX

\o/

Infinite Happiness

19:25

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27653181/…

Undo the Snowman

21:15

Huh, okay

user259867

21:26

PSA: UTC Saturday begins in about 2.5 hours. Time to start looking for answerable questions, if you want Bill Lumbergh hat.

hichris123

22:10

@SmokeDetector false

SmokeDetector

@hichris123 Registered as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

user259867

22:23

Now that Inf can change the room topic, it may be time to update the Wheel of Blame. feature-request

bjb568

@Inf ^ Do it!

jsfiddle.net/AYPpF/132/embedded/result

Frank

23:00

@Inf's an owner? Scary.

2

But better than if it was....

not gonna say

bjb568

jQuery Lover, Uzbekistan

432 1 4 7

This guy?

hichris123

23:16

@bjb568 But jQuery is amazing!

bjb568

Except no.

hichris123

@bjb568 Syntax Error: Phrase is not valid English.

bjb568

@hichris123 NO

hichris123

@bjb568 Syntax Error: Phrase is not valid English.

bjb568

@hichris123 NAAAAAW, DOOOOD

Undo the Snowman

23:19

@bjb568 Syntax Error: Phrase is not valid anything.

bjb568

:)

Undo the Snowman

!eval "this thing still on?"

bjb568

No will eval

hichris123

Syntax Error: @bjb568 is not a valid cat.

Undo the Snowman

!eval 1

bjb568

23:21

1

@hichris123 D:

hichris123

!eval "Hello."

bjb568

Hello.

Undo the Snowman

hrmmm

hichris123

!eval "Hello?"

bjb568

Hello?

halloa!

Hallo!

Undo the Snowman

23:24

!eval "I am a dog in real life."

ratelimit?

!eval "I am a dog in real life."

okay now everyone star that

awwwww

:)

bjb568

:)

Undo the Snowman

we just need to find a way to make something that looks fine for two minutes so he won't delete it

bjb568

Or wait until I'm asleep or AFK somehow.

Braiam

!eval bjb's AFK

Undo the Snowman

!eval owner.AFK?

bjb568

23:31

@Braiam … Y U NO JS?

Frank

Is there a query to find how much rep I've made in a certain time period, such as 100 days ago to present?

bjb568

Probably. But won't be 100% accurate.

Undo the Snowman

You can kind of fudge it with SEDE, but not exactly.

Frank

@bjb568 I couldn't find one.

on sede

I don't know how to write one either.

bjb568

You could go to /reputation and practice mental arithmetic.

Frank

23:35

takes too long.

Undo the Snowman

@Frank you sure? Just go back to 100 days ago on /reputation and see what the number says.

Frank

@UndotheSnowman where?

Undo the Snowman

<site>/reputation

user259867

@Frank Go to your network profile reputation tab. Mouse over the day you want.

user259867

Wolfram Alpha says 100 days ago was September 17.

Frank

23:46

I see. thx

user259867

One can also get all the daily rep numbers by looking at the source of the page, but it's probably better to have a bookmarklet or script for this kind of task. I might get to it after I finish debugging some other things.

bummi

I flagged this one stackoverflow.com/a/27605660/1699210 as NAA on a boutied question, since it's accepted an additional other flag should be superfluous, or did I miss something

Frank

@bjb568 How about number of answer and/or questions per time period.

bjb568

idk

user259867

@bummi "other" flag may help in the sense that you can give a convincing reason.

Jan Dvorak

23:53

Luckily this wasn't asked on motorvehicles.se: bricks.stackexchange.com/questions/4879/…

Frank

lol

what a low effort question.

user259867

@Frank Advanced search can do it with "created" parameter. Example

Frank

True. Nice. I feel dumb now.

bummi

@Behaviour mhhhh I think it has to be handled be Mod's anyway and the reason seems to be more than obvios, shy away to use two flags

user259867

@Frank NP, I did not know about "created" parameter until a few weeks ago. It's not listed in the sidebar of advanced search page; one has to click through to the full explanation.

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