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7:05 PM
@nicael willing to test... but you need to tell me how exactly ;p
 
@Shog9 You can hire me as your personal search assistant, I'm rather good at that.
 
@TimStone find the bit where I explained this bug then
 
Hold on, I have no idea what we're talking about, let me read up.
 
tl;dr: association bonus + sockpuppet + private beta == close anything you want for any reason.
 
Ah
 
user259867
7:11 PM
The bug could also be fixed by making some sort of decision about those two perpetual private betas.
 
@Shog9 hey, wut? first sock puppet and then assoc :D
 
@nicael addition is communicative
 
communitive
 
yeah, that
 
7:12 PM
communist
2
 
user259867
*commutative
 
commutative
@pizza beat me by a sec ;p
 
yeah, I got the sound right, not the spelling
 
user259867
Also, is that another 100MB gif loading?
 
simulmutational
 
7:13 PM
@tchrist That would imply addition is sentient.
 
I was completely wrong on both and yet y'all still got what I meant
point is, it doesn't matter whether you create the puppet or the bonus'd account first
 
@Shog9 :)
 
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@Shog9 It was definitely on MSE, or you're not sure?
 
I have a puzzle!!! Guess, how many socks of mine you see there?
 
7:15 PM
@TimStone can't be completely sure
For all I know, i left it in a comment somewhere
 
@nicael seeing as you said 60+ yesterday... one can only guess 60+ :D
 
No, certainly less there :D
 
30
 
29
hmmm...
@nicael who's right? ;)
 
@Shog's right!!!! :D
 
7:17 PM
oh :(
i was close though! :)
 
@Shog9 Assuming I'm not imagining things I vaguely remember reading something along those lines as an answer on MSE, but I've been tripped up before when one of your coworkers later deletes the relevant question I'm thinking of and I think I've gone insane. |:
 
oh well
it won't save me any time now
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ now i gunna try merging them!
(I mean, triggering the merge)
why?..
 
(never mind; I though you meant legitimately merge)
 
user image
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7:22 PM
@Shog9 lul, that's where?
 
never you mind...
 
@nicael where the sun doesn't shine
 
@nicael what r u planning...? ;)
 
So, @Shog9, is it safe to assume that @nicael isn't your favorite Stack Exchange user?
 
@Shog9 but I do now! :P
@AlexisKing wat are you sayin... I'm the most hated user ever! they even disdain clicking the suspension button!
 
7:24 PM
@nicael lolnope
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Meaning and usage of "bite me" by Sylvia on english.stackexchange.com
 
Wow, he pounded that so many times it's surprising the branch didn't break yet!
 
While plausible, the Wiki Answers entry you reference has no sources itself; if you can dig up a reference to this phrase from the '50s that indicates it formerly held these connotations, it would improve this answer considerably. — Shog9 ♦ Aug 13 '12 at 23:34
O_O
 
@Braiam Shog9, asking the hard questions no one else will.
 
7:36 PM
@Braiam you're suppose to keep your head fairly still while working the triceps
 
@AlexisKing ... since 2013
 
hesoold
 
@SmokeDetector Well, that isn’t offensive in the context, but I don’t know how to train you appropriately, since I don’t expect you to be able to distinguish a use from a mention without serious NLP work.
 
@tchrist Smokey only trains based on titles, so it's not like it matters.
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
7:40 PM
@hichris123 Well, make it train on bodies too!
 
Straw poll time: if I run for SO mod election, would you vote for me?
 
@bjb568 You can see how that worked... chat.stackexchange.com/…
(the ones with "(body)")
@AlexisKing depends... primary or main election?
 
@hichris123 uh… looks great!
 
Because I'd vote for most people in the primary. ;)
 
votes for straw
 
7:42 PM
@hichris123 Haha, well then, I suppose I should ask about the main election in that case. xD
 
@bjb568 I know... bestest filter ever!
 
The bestest of alls!
 
@AlexisKing then that depends on who is running, since you can only choose 3.
 
Would anybody vote for me in the election?
 
@bjb568 I think I would just for the lulz.
 
7:43 PM
:D
 
I plead the 5th on this and all future polls.
 
Anybody else vote for me?
 
depends, what election is this?
 
@bjb568 Do you even have all the required badges?
 
7:49 PM
Yeah, I'd vote for you in the sooooooo election.
 
@AlexisKing Those silver ones? Of course.
 
Okay, then.
@bjb568 You have three more gold badges than I do! xD
 
Quick, let's all downvote him under 3k so he can't run
 
:o
@AlexisKing you're such a rep whore… :p
You still answer questions even!
Waitwaitwait…
> Also I sometimes do web stuffs but that's boring.
 
@bjb568 I'll be totally honest, I rep whored a little to get to 10k. :)
 
7:52 PM
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
After that, though, I've pretty much just answered Scheme questions. :D
 
Meh age 17. ur old
 
@bjb568 And I'll be 18 tomorrow!
 
:D
 
claps
 
7:53 PM
They say if a mathematician doesn't do their great work by age eleven, they never will.
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Vote for children's rights!
 
@AlexisKing Sure, but do you really want gold tag badges?
 
@AlexisKing Luckily I'm still learning and no sign of mental deterioration yet.
Aside from not being able to learn spanish very fast.
 
Go to somewhere they speak no English, only Spanish. I promise you’ll learn quick. You’ll learn even quicker if while there you date the natives.
 
@tchrist Do cats date?
 
7:56 PM
@tchrist the necessity makes it happen
 
@AlexisKing Nightly.
 
@tchrist meh
 
Ahah, I have discerned the impediment!
Ennui.
 
...
 
Wait, that was French.
 
7:58 PM
Don't try to confuse us @tchrist, that was Ennui!
 
There is no more promised land than Gottawannaland, nor more profitable.
The contrapositive is also true.
Aren’t all Spring Breaks in Mexico?
 
@Braiam what is this I don't even
 
gone
 
8:08 PM
good job Tavern!
 
!mdn css borkey
 
ok, BitBucket offers GitHub as OpenID provider.... wth?
 
GitHub does OpenID
 
@bjb568 Potions?
 
Potions!
 
8:21 PM
stackoverflow.com/q/29450093/465378 off-topic resource-request
 
The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle.
 
migrate to vi.se (i vtced)
and mark as dupe
lul
 
We need to get @AlexisKing a birthday cake.
 
Nice idea! How exactly? And what to make it of? :D
 
8:34 PM
must have unicorns on top
 
can one eat unicorns?
 
No
Hmm… What's your addr @alexis? How about your mother's maiden name?
 
@bjb568 pls no
 
Jul 18 '14 at 12:44, by Braiam
@rene you need fresh smashed unicorn powder to make it work
 
social security number?
It's all for shipping, I promise :p
 
8:36 PM
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s/12/18/
 
copy-paste! wat's ur email, @alexis?
 
@nicael It's not that hard to find, if you really go looking for it. ;)
 
;)
 
alexisking @ gmail?
 
@bjb568 psh, I wish
 
8:38 PM
aww
 
hey, one of my socks lost faked assoc!!! halp!!! has @shog nuked it?
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@InfiniteRecursion my socks are nukeproof
2
 
my socks are warm
 
@Bart where can I buy these industrial-strength socks?
 
I'm working on an online store at the moment @AlexisKing. I'll notify you as soon as my collection is available.
 
8:41 PM
@bjb568 ur a cat you don't get social security
2
 
:O
 
whistles
8
 
innocently?
 
sure
3
 
Also, you don't get numbers
 
8:42 PM
@Shog9 Can you even whistle?
 
Hey, @Shog9, are there any plans to make the H&I queue more useful? Currently it's almost always empty.
 
Hey, @Shog9, are there any plans to change the birth date limit on profiles?
 
Hey, @Shog9, are there any plans to increase MSE footer contrast?
 
@ɥʇǝS you broke the chain :(
 
8:44 PM
Hey, @Shog9, are there any plans to ban @bjb568?
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Hey, @Shog9, are there any plans to fix this?
 
inb4 mass chatbans ...
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@ɥʇǝS delete ur friggin message asap!!!! it broke the chain!
 
@AlexisKing Is this you?
Alexis King (born March 31, 1983) is a female American professional tennis player. Before marriage, she was known as Alexis Gordon. Her career high singles ranking is No. 343 (achieved on July 7, 2008), a ranking which gave her a direct entry into the 2008 Ordina Open – Women's Singles Tournament, where she lost in the first round to New Zealander Marina Erakovic. This has been King's only appearance at a WTA event yet. She has won three ITF singles titles. == ITF Career Finals == === Singles: 5 (3–2) === == References == http://www.itftennis.com/procircuit/players/player/profile.aspx...
 
@SantaClaus nuuuuu
 
8:46 PM
I'm gonna give you folks a hint: Unnecessarily poking Shog is generally bad for overall account health.
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@bjb568 yeeeeeeeeee
 
@hichris123 I'm afraid not. I'm garbage at tennis! :D
 
@Undo and may cause death in extremely rare cases
 
Mar 25 at 7:01, by Woodface
> That @shog9 guy doesn't get enough mentions on twitter. You should tell him about something interesting you did today. -- Tim Post at 10:52 PM - 24 Mar 2015 via Twitter
 
Mkay well I found your email @AlexisKing.
 
8:46 PM
Hey, @Shog9, do I have any black marks or whatever those things are yet?
 
@Undo Next years April Fools: A side-scroller in which your account is running from @Shog9.
 
@bjb568 annotations? Yeah. You have like 2.
 
@bjb568 we'd have to shave you to make sure
 
Or maybe it's 0. I can't remember.
 
I'm pretty certain @thefuckingbot is a @nicael sock. :)
 
8:48 PM
@AlexisKing That sounds like my kind of bot...
 
has association bonus with only 1 account?
 
@hichris123 … is that… good?
 
@Roombatron5000 it's because @nicael is a 1337 h4x0r
 
@bjb568 yes / no / cancel
 
@thefuckingbot how are you chatting without a meta.SE account
 
8:49 PM
@hichris123 maybe
 
@Doorknob It probably got nuked and the chat thing hasn't synced yet
 
huh.
 
@Undo CACHING! :D
 
:3254660 I like bots. What can you do?
 
I also like bots.
 
8:50 PM
Hey uh... @AlexisKing uh... what... happened? thecurvature.com/2008/08/26/…
;)
 
@hichris123 woah, I'm dead
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guess I can't run for SO mod now :(
 
@AlexisKing .... yeah...
 
Of course that's the first thing you think.
"My wife died, better make a post on Stack Exchange" - typical Stack Exchange user — corsiKa Mar 30 at 18:35
 
Welp @thefuckingbot is gone :(
 
@Doorknob Traitor! Imaginary internet points are all that matters.
@hichris123 On a tangential note, that story is disgusting. :/
Also kinda creepy that we share the same name. o.O
 
8:53 PM
@SantaClaus that's a good reaction. That said, I should have renamed myself :(
(that was an old name)
 
@SmokeDetector fp Needs editing.
 
Huh, @minitech only has 283 rep on Meta.SE? TIL.
 
@AstroCB Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@AlexisKing I perhaps closed the tab on that note. Sadly. And hoping that wasn't a true story.
 
@AlexisKing Check the bounties tab...
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8:54 PM
@Doorknob :o
 
Hrm so @AlexisKing was also in a movie: imdb.com/name/nm5760457
 
@hichris123 That was a guy, tho
 
gah I missed that.
@AlexisKing is on Quora?! quora.com/Alexis-King
 
You’re running for moderator, @AlexisKing?
 
@hichris123 Not me! ...thankfully.
@minitech Probably, yeah.
 
8:57 PM
Woo!
 
Would you vote for me for mod, @minitech?
 
Hey @AlexisKing by any chance do you play softball?
 
@bjb568 Well, do you do LISP?
 
no
But I think it's kewl and might learn it!
 
@hichris123 No. Why are there so many people with my name? :X
@minitech I Scheme! Does that count? :)
 
@AlexisKing Of course! I was just saying that bjb568 had to catch up to you first
 
hah!
 
@Roombatron5000 that was a hack obviously! but now if i am not mistaken, I don't have accounts with assocs anymore :( need to create...
 
I don't play sportsball, @hichris123.
 
8:59 PM
me neither!
 
In fact, I do very little besides push buttons to make the lights on a screen do what I want. ;)
 
@AlexisKing How about photography?
 
@hichris123 stahp
 
Are you a professional Go player, @hichris123?
 
@AlexisKing is that a yes or no? :P
 
9:00 PM
@hichris123 It's a no. :P
 
@minitech Yes, I've played Go for 10+ years, also Swift.
 
Bleh. My birth name is even more common, apparently.
 
@hichris123 Wait, really?
 
@minitech I think you missed the joke
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: AD Thresh, possible or not? by mdionne1990 on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
9:02 PM
@AlexisKing I’m just hoping it’s not a joke, actually
 
@minitech nope. I didn't even know Go was a game until now. :P
 
@SmokeDetector ?????
 
wat
 
@Doorknob ??
 
vlq?
 
9:03 PM
> Once ennemy run out of you ASAP scared like never they stop thinking about dodging your q and stuff they just wanna reach ther mama pants as fast as possible so there you can just activate youmuu
 
@minitech ¿
 
10/10 best answer on Stack Exchange
 
@Doorknob ⸘
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Help parsing a census record (including inlaws) by Cathy Faulkner on genealogy.stackexchange.com
 
lol
 
9:04 PM
@SmokeDetector um...
 
@minitech ⸮
 
@hichris123 jeez, I thought you'd stopped
 
@AlexisKing No, I had to go help someone because "it wasn't working".
 
@SmokeDetector What kind of site is that...?
 
9:05 PM
Or perhaps a Youth Tour representative, hmm...
 
Surprisingly, a search for "Andrew Mylastname" OR "Andy Mylastname" returns only 105 results, despite the fact that I have a fairly common first name.
 
@Doorknob Yeah, tbh, I blame my surname.
 
Some of them are actually me!
 
@hichris123 oh my god
 
9:06 PM
Actually, many of them are
 
Searching my legal name actually gives results. I don't think you'll get much searching for Alexis, though. :)
 
@bjb568 Puss in Boots!
 
@AlexisKing I'm bored, what can I say? :P
 
@tchrist :D
 
@AlexisKing Alexandra?
 
9:07 PM
@hichris123 Prezi needs Flash Player 11.1 or better. Upgrade here.
 
@hichris123 No, my legal name is (for the time being) male. :/
 
Alexander Queen?
 
@hichris123 ಠ_ಠ
 
> Earth Science The name for all the sciences that collectively seek to understand earth; It includes geology, ocenology,meterology, and astronomy.
Nice flash cards.
 
The actual presentation thing doesn't seem to be working though
oh it requires Flash. >:(
 
9:08 PM
@AlexisKing :/
1 min ago, by bjb568
@hichris123 Prezi needs Flash Player 11.1 or better. Upgrade here.
 
@hichris123 I went by that name on SE until some time last year, actually...
Though even that was just a nickname.
 
@AlexisKing My next guess would be Alex then... but then I'd have to look up on pizza's thingy.
 
@hichris123 Nah, it's unrelated to my current name.
 
there went that idea.
 
hah, all the first/last name combinations I find on the web are about me... or someone that claims that I helped him through I don't remember...
 
9:11 PM
As a random side note, can I just say how lucky I am to be a part of the tech industry as a trans person? Like, woah. People out there suck, but most people in tech are pretty nice. :)
 
@AlexisKing okay found it. Still a nickname...
I'm assuming you want that (fairly) private @Alexis?
 
@hichris123 Yeah, probably.
It's not that hard to find if people go looking for it, but oh well. Such is the internet.
 
I think I figured out the md problem.
 
@AlexisKing yeah... although no one knows you're a dog!
 
@hichris123 ssshhhhh
 
9:18 PM
@AlexisKing Or a collection of dots? Polygons?
 
@hichris123 I'm actually just a crowdsourced AI built on Stack Overflow.
 
:o
 
Skeptics question time!
It's totally a notable claim!
 
I am Skeptics.SE! >:D
 
This is the part where we exit stage left, correct?
 
9:21 PM
Yeah, just exit stage center or whatever
 
mkay. That's a good skynet @Alexis, don't blow up the world...
 
@hichris123 Of course not. Then I couldn't be a SO mod! \o/
looks at @Doorknob
 
... but aren't you SO too?
 
Nah, unfortunately not.
 
Oh right different servers for SO & rest of SE.
 
9:25 PM
@AlexisKing ?
 
Oh, nevermind our shenanigans.
 
I have found the best haiku in existence.
 
36 mins ago, by Doorknob
Of course that's the first thing you think.
 
It is titled "Noble is my Toast."
> Willingly it meets
Its destiny at breakfast
Noble is my toast
@hichris123 oh :P
 
@Doorknob The most regal of foods.
sighs
 
user259867
9:29 PM
@Doorknob Willingly? You just can't hear its screams.
 
@AlexisKing You obviously don't have your butterflies.
 
eats @pizza
 
> last seen 1m ago
 
@hichris123 You mean Athena. See Charlie Stross’s Rule 34. {spoiler alert}
 
9:32 PM
Why is it titled "Rule 34"? o.o
 
@AlexisKing Two guesses. And the first doesn’t count.
 
wut
 
Good thing the first didn’t count.
 
???
 
Oh, I renege on the spoiler alert. Wikipedia doesn’t give it away.
 
9:35 PM
@Doorknob codeblock. package name.
 
@Doorknob 'nigga' in the code block?
 
But if you really wanna know. . . .
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@Undo Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
oh
 
user259867
9:37 PM
Cultural differences meet regex...
 
Stross makes spam a capital crime, and Athena is his avenger.
Which is only right.
 
A google search for you lead me to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11/22/63 by Steven King, @Alexis.
 
user259867
I don't think Smokey can detect what's offensive in other languages. Excluding them from the offensive filter would make sense.
 
Well, he complained about joder the other day.
 
user259867
When an English word is inserted in a post in another language, its perception can be completely different.
 
9:41 PM
@tchrist lies. Look at the body: spanish.stackexchange.com/questions/12368/…
okay, well, kinda, but...
 
9:59 PM
hichris.erwaysoftware.com/closegraph.php shows an interesting pattern
 

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