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@Undo It'll be roomba'd in 7 days...
@hichris123 it only needs one more vote
ah. well I can't help you there. :P
go answer stuff >:D
12:32 AM
That's work though.
Much more fun to flag stuff.
been a while since I've flagged a batch of stuff
@Undo Sign up for ru.SO, and flag half the answers as NAA.
Knowledge of Russian is optional.
@Undo Is this NAA?
A: Which Git server provide per branch authorization on windows?

MusaI have search for the answer a lot and it is very obvious that such a software for windows does not exists.

> No, wait, you guys will probably take it as a compliment if I said it was funny. Let’s just stop at ‘you suck’.
12:45 AM
@pizza maybe, after you run out of flags on regular SO
@hichris123 ergh, kinda
I wouldn't delete it
A: Impossible/impractical requests?

Robert CartainoSaying "that software/solution does not exist" is a perfectly acceptable answer to a question asked in good faith — that is assuming you can say so authoritatively. Conversely, it is not reasonable to require a user to know for certain there is a solution to a problem before they ask it. Of cou...

@Roombatron5000 You do realize how hard it is to rip through 100 flags in a day? That much ugly can cause permanent damage.
not all that hard
I could do it every day easy
Makes the cranky crankier, wading through all that santorum.
@Undo Huh, okay.
12:53 AM
Back when I was doing 100 obsolete comments a day it was actually kinda therapuetic
(ah, memories...)
Q: how to add javascript to html page

user1888584I was given this chunk of code to place in my html page but I know nothing about javascript so I have no idea where to place it and what kind of tag to place it in. Can someone please help me. Thanks Code: $('input[type=radio]').change(function() { $('input[type=radio]').each(function(index...

There's... a question for that?!! cc @bjb568
a "thanks" left?!?! tsk, tsk, your lossing edge @Undo
meh, I was focused on just the title :P
3 hours ago, by Shog9
screw you, Undo
12:59 AM
now I'm gonna get that quoted to me all the time >.>
Nov 1 '14 at 22:36, by DroidDev
feeling sad since he missed the "talk using quotes" event T_T
Hi @KurtisBeavers, great work on voting animation on Android. I suspect it will contribute to more voting on that site... at least I feel the urge to up or downvote everything there.
1:17 AM
Q: How can Santa exist when adults buy the toys?

BretThis really gets to me when I watch modern-day Christmas movies. These movies usually present the notion that Santa exists and adults don't believe in him. From what I've seen, it's either because of one incident where someone didn't get what they wanted or they simply grew out of it. This crea...

@hichris123 ಠ_ಠ
@Shog9 You mean the stack overflow Stack Overflow question?
Does anyone have an idea of what this user wants? patents.stackexchange.com/questions/12592/…
@pizza Clearly, he wants to purchase a method for separating oil from water.
he wants to buy the patent, or be able to use the technology for his own business?
@Roombatron5000 His separating-oil-from-water business, of course.
1:28 AM
@SantaClaus very lucrative business, the gov't will pay 50000% over costs
just made that up of course
1:44 AM
A: How can Santa exist when adults buy the toys?

Henry TaylorSanta is real and does exactly what he is supposed to do. He delivers gifts to good children and coal to bad; and he does it all in one night. This sounds like an impossible task until you realize how mediocre most of us are. None of us is really good or evil, and neither are our kids. It is ...

Q: How can a pirate board a spaceship without teleportation?

OrfbySay we have a large cargo spaceship and a small pirate spaceship. The pirate ship is the only one with any sort of weaponry (lasers, missiles etc.), but for the pirates to safely retrieve the cargo, they decide to board the ship and take it manually since teleportation is impossible. So, how cou...

2:11 AM
@bjb568 If you would kindly look up a few more messages, you'd see that I linked that question not too long ago.
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 7 secs ago, by hichris123
@pizza So is that a regex we should ues?
The sweet smell of pings.
Hello everyone
bye! night all.
2:36 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Where do deleted files go in Ubuntu? by Douglas Jones on askubuntu.com
TIL whodunit is a real word
@SantaClaus I linked to an answer.
@SmokeDetector ignore ... Interesting. Should the user be unblacklisted? Let's wait and see.
@pizza Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
@SmokeDetector tpu vlq
@pizza Blacklisted user.
2:40 AM
@pizza abuse
Right... at first I thought it's a link to another question, and assumed good faith. But it's the same one.
@SmokeDetector fp lang site
@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: 1204 HWE EOL OEM by Lois Ronhab P on askubuntu.com
SPAM travel.stackexchange.com/q/45556 reported half an hour ago, still at -3
> New York Farting Inc.
> Age: 13
Q: How to configure local notification for the Apple Watch

RobI just had my IOS (8.2) app update rejected because local notification were not appearing on the Apple Watch. Since local notifications cannot be tested on the simulator, and the watch hasn't been released yet, it's a bit difficult to tell exactly what is wrong. I suspect it has to do with sett...

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I restart the adventure level from level 1? by alex balabanov on gaming.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
3:01 AM
@pizza Blacklisted user.
A: Are we planning any festivities for the 50.000. question?

curiousdanniiI propose that we delete lots of terrible off-topic/unresearched questions. There's no reason why every day can't be a celebration of the 50 thousandth question!

I like that attitude! — bjb568 11 secs ago
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Six simple tips to get reputation fast on any Stack Exchange site by []() on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector fp
@pizza Could not register title as false positive.
3:11 AM
@SmokeDetector It's okay, don't feel bad about it.
@Doorknob The answer is by a deleted user, this is probably why. A narrow edge case.
Or maybe not...
            if msg_content is not None:
                site_post_id = fetch_post_id_and_site_from_msg_content(msg_content)
                if site_post_id is None:
                    ev.message.reply("Could not register title as false positive.")
@pizza spam still there. Needs one more flag.
Also, I'm having pizza for dinner \o/
@Doorknob Found bug here: regex has by \[.+\]\((.+)\) on which fails if the content is empty.
3:19 AM
Should be \[.*\]\((.*)\) instead.
I mean you could've at least included a spam link, right? — Santa Claus 33 secs ago
3:45 AM
@SantaClaus don't comment on spam!
Also, there's the email address
@ɥʇǝS gone finally
anything else left to flag before I return to bed?
not that I know of
Q: How can Santa exist when adults buy the toys?

BretThis really gets to me when I watch modern-day Christmas movies. These movies usually present the notion that Santa exists and adults don't believe in him. From what I've seen, it's either because of one incident where someone didn't get what they wanted or they simply grew out of it. This crea...

@SantaClaus Perhaps you should set the record straight --^
3:52 AM
@ɥʇǝS I did.
I must have missed your answer.
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected, All-caps title: HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK -3 STEP PLAN +2348155425481 by Real Comment on christianity.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@ɥʇǝS Just a comment so far.
3:58 AM
Is Baba trying new strategies?
-2. That spam is going to stay...
If baba spam stays longer on Christianity.se than on Skeptics.se... should I convert to atheism?
gone in under 9 seconds, nice
wonder how big the mod queue on SO is
in the mean time, this one still needs a flag: christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/39671/…
4:20 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: should be faced by you when looking by bessiie croft on drupal.stackexchange.com
spam ^^
A: How can Santa exist when adults buy the toys?

Santa ClausLet me be the one to clear up any controversy regarding Santa, as I am the man himself. Yes, I know its hard to believe, but its true. I come to your house every night every Christmas Eve, drop down your chimney (or through a window if you don't have a chimney), and leave you presents. I do liv...

xs.e spam gone, drupal spam at -4
Watched Europa Report, was good.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Smoke anytime anywhere? by lizyaruma on drupal.stackexchange.com
@pizza No. That would be horribly unfair to animuson.
4:49 AM
Meh, who needs fair?
Especially with animuson.
BTW, what does the plain 404 page mean?
2 hours ago, by bjb568
user image
@SantaClaus I can't stop reading that as "Santa adult toys". That's messed up man.
@animuson unilaterally bans bjb
Hey, adults need toys too!
Not that kind of toys, though
All kind of toys are good!
Toys for everyone!
Toys are such fun!
4:52 AM
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Then I got an office job and bought one of those stupid jars with two colored liquids in it to invert periodically and watch the colors refuse to mix, thus easing the pain of consciousness.
> archaic literary
spam at -4
as for now i'm having toy called keyboard.
4:58 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://www.skinphysiciantips.com/rapid-repair-eye-serum/ by masongat797 on meta.stackexchange.com
1 gone another added in queue
at -2
at -5
5:05 AM
That's 19 pictures of cats in quick succession. Can someone please kick @bjb?
you included in 19 or total is 20 ? ;)
Total 20!
@bjb568 Imagine how many cat videos would be unlocked if you just pressed the button
5:15 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Ways to Boost Your Brain Power by Lea Beyer on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector gone
5:34 AM
@Shog9 Kids these days ask for some crazy stuff sometimes.
Uh… @Santa… I want some toys!
so much curious about toys. :P
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SCIENCE EDUCATION by Anonymous Guest on tex.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu SPAM
@pizza Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
5:48 AM
blacklist candidate testolimitfacts.com
Same domain, I might add.
keyword blacklist candidate male enhancement
5:54 AM
It's approaching 0200 here, should I go to bed?
@bjb568 No I'm still up don't do it
@bjb568 You can't until you press the button
depends on sleep.
@bjb568 They updated it so it won't let you go to sleep without pressing the button
@SantaClaus Ok, we're in the same timezone right?
@bjb568 si
5:55 AM
When will you go to bed?
after pressing button. ;)
@bjb568 idk maybe 20 minutes
@bjb568 I'm going to try to do my spring break spanish homework
Ah :)
5:56 AM
But I mean if you press the button you can go to bed whenever you want lol
I'll look at some spanish just for fun.
It unlocks that kind of freedom
bothers to get out of bed
Oh I don't even know what the homework was so its time to text my friend thats likely up at 2 AM :)
I don't think I have homework…
6:00 AM
@bjb568 Well my spanish teacher is nice so she was my only teacher to assign homework.
^ was offensive. ;)
@SilentKiller Nonsense.
Go do harder classes.
@bjb568 Its spring break
6:02 AM
@bjb568 Well I'm in the hardest classes they'll put me in.
I have hours and hours of calculus to do.
So much fun.
@SantaClaus Go do harder skewls.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body: Perfect Garcinia fit body by nobidtas smith on superuser.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
6:05 AM
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
3rd male enhancement post today, same domain too
drupal at -6 and su at -4
WHY DUZ HE HAZ TO SPEAKZ IN SPANISHZ youtube.com/watch?v=PL7f8FOjwpg
drupal gone
Why am I learning Spanish from a white guy this isn't cool
@pizza They must know their demographic.
-10 woot woot
unix at -7
6:24 AM
No answers arrived yet... but this is some familiar martial arts thing. Users downvote them, don't recognize for what it is.
Android Enthusiasts' UI changed. Green to Blue.
@SilentKiller And animated voting buttons! Material Design.
6:27 AM
Q: Is this bullying? Are we overreacting/under-reacting?

user14325My happy, positive, loving, open-minded, outgoing teenage daughter gets along with other people very easily. She's kind by nature and cares deeply about the feelings of others. She's mature for her age and doesn't usually experience drama with people, which is why I'm concerned about a recent sit...

such quality focused question
Interestingly, the spammer's network profile still shows a long-deleted post from March 31.
@bjb568 I stopped reading when I got to "He sent her taunting text messages and Game of Thrones-themed porn."
@PatrickHofman I guess that guy just really wants to use Utorrent...
6:34 AM
I thot you were going to bed @santa
I think so :)
Well, I am now.
@bjb568 Night in advance :P
I meant I'm in the process of going to bed, i.e. not.
I haven't said night yet.
@bjb568 You don't really have to do it in sync, if you don't live together...
6:36 AM
It's more fun syncing!
@pizza since when material design live on Android Enthusiasts ?
it looks nice and different.
@SilentKiller Since 13 hours ago
@bummi gone.
@pizza meta is in gray. will mets.ae change too ?
It changed simultaneously with it. Per-site metas are usually greyed-out versions of the main site.
6:42 AM
as of now AE is in blue/material design looks very good.
Helping maids in cafes since todays! chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/6697/2015/4/3
Meta also has the "layer" visual, where questions appear to in a different layer from the background of the page.
but meta.AE looks more grayish shade comparatively meta.SO
SO has more white, and white stays white on meta. Color becomes grey.
6:44 AM
Smokey keeps not detecting male enhancement. :(
got it. :)
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What is the price of Instant Wrinkle Repair in USA? by garyjudd on meta.stackexchange.com
Why are they targetting MSE? Isn't that the site with the lowest traffic?
6:47 AM
Trumpet Winsock will save us!
@SmokeDetector tpu
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
strangely smokey detect meta spam
@PatrickHofman My current theory is that spammers like blue color.
@SilentKiller It knows about wrinkles, not about enhancements (yet).
6:48 AM
@pizza Then he has to grow up :)
@pizza it left 6 to 7 spams
it happens twice or thrice in past but may be around 5 or 6 months ago
MSE gets 8.5k visits/day, which is more than a few graduated sites, and a bunch of soon-to-graduate sites like Computer Science
@bjb568 I am in bed. But I'm busy liking all the instagram photos on my feed as fast as I can.
ho ho HO
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SCIENCE EDUCATION by Administrator on academia.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Expired EEA family permit for extended family memebers by Bingo on expatriates.stackexchange.com
7:09 AM
which one?
no one.
I mean, which keyword?
didn't find any bad keyword. "no one"
Smokey is suspicious of UK passports.
oh. Makes sense
alive at -7 :/
Someone seems to have downvoted it...
@SilentKiller Not any more :)
@nicael sorry, did not realize the intention at once after finding it, a view into the network profile was taken later
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Vulgar way of saying "he killed himself" by Nathan Vinson on english.stackexchange.com
7:59 AM
I got Announcer badge at travel.se for controversial post, should I feel bad? :/
8:16 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: section for conversion after by lorii beiler on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
Why don't I see my flag statistics in drupal.se ? Anyone else not seeing anything? I only have spam flags there.
Empty :(
@PatrickHofman looks fine for me, but I have different flags types
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL JOIN 2 TABLE WITH CONDITION (DATE) by Fatchul on stackoverflow.com
8:19 AM
@bummi Perhaps some declined too? I only have accepted (and probably community handled) spam flags.
@PatrickHofman known issue, let me find the meta post
Q: Flagging history doesn't show anything when the only flags being cast are spam flags

Marc-AndreToday I've helped flag a lot of spam for this: SPAM deluge over at WebApps (and pretty much all over SE). When I've visited my profile on WebApps to see my flag history of flag, the information about my flagging history was missing. Note that these spam flags were my only flags on this site. ...

@AndrewT. Thanks
@PatrickHofman workaround flag a NAA
8:26 AM
or just flag anything except spam properly once :)
(I don't know if comment flag only suffers from this bug or not, though)
the pdf spam there is still standing ./
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: A star pathfinding trouble in f# by Green_Goblin on stackoverflow.com
is someone able to find the target for this? android.stackexchange.com/a/104369/39544
looks like failed spam?
9:15 AM
blacklist candidate drivethelife.com
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://www.supplementsdeal.com/is-no2-blast-really-scam/ by Aria morales on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@bummi whether to flag ? as there is no link.
while question is about programming.
9:21 AM
@SilentKiller I went for NAA , but would suspect should have been spam, Question flagged already
Uops :(
You were one of my favourite Stack Overflow mods!! :(
9:44 AM
Mine too :(
> seen Feb 3 at 18:53
Not seen for two months... isn't that auto-un-moderator or something?
About Me yet not updated.
Did I miss the news during my vacation? Saw his name is missing from the list of mods. The 1-rep CM is also gone...
a patient wise leader :( sniff ...
Just read one of the worst style guides ever: "empty lines MUST be indentated as deep as the previous line"
Yes, a project that requires whitespace-only lines... wtf.
@ThiefMaster ...
Isn't "no leading spaces on empty lines" a conventional rule?

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