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2:01 PM
The survey reminded me of how poor I am and still do not have a phone.
 
Sam
lol
 
Nope, I do not have an account on the "Phone Call" social network.
 
Pff, this @Doorknob showing off how great he is as a middle school student. I'm not impressed. I can still beat any one of them when it comes to procrastination.
 
Sam
LOL
 
Low Quality A (100%): its obviously d I have been tested i am a mathematician the answer is, by □ Tyler, on math.stackexchange.com.
 
2:18 PM
People upvote crap.
3
 
yesterday, by Mooseman
@J.Steen People upvote crap.
Plagiarism! :D
 
@ShadowWizard People plagiarize crap.
 
@Bart so sad yet so true
 
@Bart You're wrong! I'm better at procrastination becaus- meh, I'll get back to you on that later.
 
@ShadowWizard what you are doing here?
 
@SPArchaeologist no idea, was hoping to get an answer to the meaning of life.
meantime, still counting peanuts
 
@ShadowWizard then the answer is in the other room.
 
huh, didn't check
 
@ShadowWizard ?
 
2:37 PM
Was I insulted in my absence?
I'm not sure!
 
\o
 
I was communing with the bean god at the altar of coffee. I am not held responsible for any wrongdoings.
 
reads the WP article about Procrastination and found it too meta
 
@SPArchaeologist my mistake hence (removed)
 
Why does the content-filter so often miss leading "Hi" in questions?
How is babby formed? attaches link to random, seemingly relevant wikipedia page
 
2:45 PM
@J.Steen you sure there was no alcohol in your coffee?? :P
 
@ShadowWizard I wish.
Spot of rum would be lovely.
 
What is this obsession with mixing coffee with stuff? Coffee should be coffee.
 
@ShadowWizard don't worry, I will get you stuck in a name chain (which will also have the added effect of making @DroidDev worry)
 
@Bart raw coffee beans are bitter. I sometimes eat those. So to make it tasty one must mix them with something :)
 
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF SMARTARSES
7
:p
 
2:51 PM
Truth of the day.
 
@J.Steen hmm... I wonder if this counts?
(doubt it contains alcohol ^)
 
lol
Actually fire might make this coffee better :D
 
Burn it. Burn it to the ground.
... GET IT?!
 
@J.Steen linkin park
 
2:53 PM
THE TREEEEEEEEEEE
Ents are marching again!
 
GROUND. Coffee GROUNDs.
 
Okay, when you have to explain a pun... it's not the best pun.
 
@SPArchaeologist chains are easy to break you know :D
 
2:54 PM
BTW my bot is on now...
 
> You have already taken this survey
 
@SPArchaeologist Me, marching wat?
@ShadowWizard you have.
lol
 
@Frank this ^
 
@ShadowWizard Are you saying you don't clear cookies regularly?
 
#NotMe
 
2:56 PM
@Mooseman I never clear cookies. I love cookies. They're yummy.
(I did re-install Chrome once after text got bigger and lost all my cookies)
 
@ShadowWizard Cookie Monster would be sad
 
So in my survey, lots of 'none of the above'.
 
@Moosebot moo
 
@ShadowWizard #iAmTheBot
 
huh?
@Mooseman moo
you no bot
 
2:58 PM
Except when the bot is running as me, command not recognized is supressed.
Try donuts or xkcd
 
@Mooseman delete
see? you no bot ^
 
@ShadowWizard You're not an owner.
 
I own everything
 
Pown @ShadowWizard
 
@Mooseman unicorn shog9
 
3:01 PM
 
Told ya the bot is on ;)
 
why shogs unicorn looks like a girl
 
Try sombraro
afk
(But remember the bot has no keyboard to be away from...)
 
@Mooseman salute
@Mooseman sombraro
 
3:04 PM
 
...
Dat hat.
 
@Mooseman pony
 
@Mooseman kill @J.Steen
 
3:04 PM
> @J.Steen died while writing a chat bot.
 
Oi!
That was years ago!
 
^_^
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
> We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.
 
heh, so the bot can kill itself now
 
@ShadowWizard Fixed (untested)
 
3:07 PM
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
.........
 
Missed a ;. Fixed.
 
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
> We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.
D'OH
 
3:08 PM
Even Microsoft has implicitly agreed that Internet Explorer is crap and needs to die.
 
But seriously. What a way to go...
 
yup
@J.Steen yeah, so they just changed its name. Genius! :D
 
NOW try it...
 
@ShadowWizard Worked for IBM!
 
@ShadowWizard Nice try. He's not on my hit list... yet.
 
3:09 PM
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.
 
If I'm typing my bot is disabled.
 
Let us know when you're not typing.
... ... >.>
 
try now
 
3:10 PM
hmm..... that's a weird bug. Restarting Chrome....
 
Weird bugs? In Chrome? Never.
 
somebody try to kill me :p
 
OMG
it won't go away.... did I beat time itself???
 
FILEREPAIRFORUM ALERT
 
3:13 PM
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.
 
@J.Steen Nice try. He's not on my hit list... yet.
 
@Unihedro huh? what's special about them?
 
user259867
@Pham Hm. Is the question real, or spam seed? The fact that OP was not responsive to a request for clarification is suspicious.
 
3:14 PM
@Fundamental not really. that's 90% of the OP's as far as I've seen.
 
@Fundamental OPs seldom respond to clarification requests
 
I was in the process of editing a message; it appears my bot submitted as an edit instead...
 
@Mooseman grrrrr
 
@ShadowWizard I'm sorry that time still works. ;)
 
3:15 PM
OUTTA TIME, DOC
 
@Mooseman kill @bjb568 kill @J.Steen kill @DroidDev
 
> Ninjas surrounded @bjb568 kill @J.Steen kill @DroidDev one day... That is all.
 
Fail.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: One of the dbf files lost 21 records by brassS on dba.stackexchange.com
 
Speaking of fail.
 
3:16 PM
lol
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Fundamental Blacklisted user.
 
When we hope that certain people get question banned... are we bad people then?
 
@J.Steen No.
 
@Unihedro Cool!
 
3:18 PM
It's pretty much the same sense in that teachers want certain people to get a detention.
 
Shocking.
 
There are several on my "can't believe they haven't been banned yet" list @J.Steen
Then again, I might not be a good example of a "good person", so ...
 
/me hopes he's not one of them
 
/me hopes he's not one of them
 
/me hopes he's not one of them
 
3:21 PM
Nope, none of you are even close ... yet ...
 
@Bart and you? Are you on your list? :D
 
He he he
 
@ShadowWizard I should have been suspended a long time ago. If I were to become a moderator, that would be my first point of action.
 
@Bart Liar. You post plenty of helpful content on MSO.
 
@ShadowWizard continue the chain, want to see Dro reaction when he see that ^_^.
 
3:25 PM
Please format your question properly, so that we don't get eye cancer just from trying to decypher it. Until then: -1 from me. — stakx 45 secs ago
Wow, that disappeared quickly. =D
 
@SPArchaeologist @Dro might be back only tomorrow not sure I can survive that long but I'll try ;)
Note Diago's comment.... :D
 
@ShadowWizard geez, so even then I would get away with all of this? Guess I'll have to violate the agreement then and make my behaviour publicly available without my prior agreement.
 
Today's Listening | Electronic
<3 Chris Gilbert
 
@Bart this, or you can just claim you're actually 12 years old. This would result in instant account deletion. :D
 
this guy:
 
3:35 PM
What the.
 
Profile links get oneboxed @Frank :)
 
@ShadowWizard oh.
 
but... what's that??
 
the guy who told me what was wrong with my truck
 
3:36 PM
He obviously knows a lot about motor vehicle maintenance and repairs. >.>
 
Your image is a fake, @Frank
someone tweaked the numbers
 
yeah, I did fiddle with the html in his honor...
 
haha
@J.Steen I got ya
-_-
 
Okay. At this office... they use Sql Server Agent to run console apps.
WTF.
 
3:39 PM
lol
hahahahahaha!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
glares at @Frank
 
That was funny...
 
and then there's:
 
Funny man.
 
3:45 PM
you mean funny tree
 
is funny tree
is not funny man
begins laughing at own lame jokes
 
oy.
 
oy.
 
@ShadowWizard Detected possible reference opportunity.
 
@Frank Paulster2 is the man.. he's one of the most active users on MVM&R
 
3:52 PM
@ShadowWizard S1E1 - While in the Everfree Forest, Pinkie Pie sing a song and laugh at some scary trees
 
@SPArchaeologist but @Frank isn't scary, just funny ;)
 
I'm not the only one with additives in my coffee, I see.
 
@LynnCrumbling s/one of the/*the*
 
@J.Steen oh.. coffee.. I need coffee.
 
@Frank he's the Jon Skeet of Motor Vehicle Maintenance & Repair
 
3:55 PM
@ShadowWizard yeah.
my computer's having issues
 
@Frank give it tissue paper and hot tea. Usually helps.
 
@ShadowWizard AAAAARRGH! scares everyone
 
Man. People who refuse to realise they're wrong somewhere: stackoverflow.com/questions/28302730/…
 
got coffee What did I miss?
 
Thoughts on this: stackoverflow.com/q/28299923/656243 .. This person refuses to post code.
 
3:57 PM
@Bart just some funny tree who is trying to be scary
 
@J.Steen handled it
 
@ShadowWizard Frank? He's actually a bonsai.
 
jk
@Bart Hey!
be nice >:[
 
Har har har
So @sandeeMPS You're wrong somewhere. — J. Musser 1 min ago
 
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