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Unihedro

2:01 PM

The survey reminded me of how poor I am and still do not have a phone.

Sam

lol

Unihedro

Nope, I do not have an account on the "Phone Call" social network.

Bart

Pff, this @Doorknob showing off how great he is as a middle school student. I'm not impressed. I can still beat any one of them when it comes to procrastination.

Sam

LOL

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): its obviously d I have been tested i am a mathematician the answer is, by □ Tyler, on math.stackexchange.com.

J. Steen

2:18 PM

People upvote crap.

3

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls recommendation: stackoverflow.com/questions/28301158/sftp-with-c-what-library

Shadow Wizard

yesterday, by Mooseman

@J.Steen People upvote crap.

Plagiarism! :D

Bart

@ShadowWizard People plagiarize crap.

Shadow Wizard

@Bart so sad yet so true

Doorknob

@Bart You're wrong! I'm better at procrastination becaus- meh, I'll get back to you on that later.

Sam

2:34 PM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/28301262/…

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard what you are doing here?

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist no idea, was hoping to get an answer to the meaning of life.

meantime, still counting peanuts

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard then the answer is in the other room.

Shadow Wizard

huh, didn't check

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard ?

J. Steen

2:37 PM

Was I insulted in my absence?

I'm not sure!

TGMCians

\o

J. Steen

I was communing with the bean god at the altar of coffee. I am not held responsible for any wrongdoings.

Braiam

reads the WP article about Procrastination and found it too meta

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist my mistake hence (removed)

J. Steen

Why does the content-filter so often miss leading "Hi" in questions?

How is babby formed? attaches link to random, seemingly relevant wikipedia page

Shadow Wizard

2:45 PM

@J.Steen you sure there was no alcohol in your coffee?? :P

J. Steen

@ShadowWizard I wish.

Spot of rum would be lovely.

Bart

What is this obsession with mixing coffee with stuff? Coffee should be coffee.

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard don't worry, I will get you stuck in a name chain (which will also have the added effect of making @DroidDev worry)

Shadow Wizard

@Bart raw coffee beans are bitter. I sometimes eat those. So to make it tasty one must mix them with something :)

Bart

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF SMARTARSES

7

:p

J. Steen

2:51 PM

Truth of the day.

Shadow Wizard

@J.Steen hmm... I wonder if this counts?

(doubt it contains alcohol ^)

J. Steen

Shadow Wizard

lol

Actually fire might make this coffee better :D

J. Steen

Burn it. Burn it to the ground.

... GET IT?!

Frank

@J.Steen linkin park

SPArchaeologist

2:53 PM

THE TREEEEEEEEEEE

Ents are marching again!

J. Steen

GROUND. Coffee GROUNDs.

Shadow Wizard

LOL

J. Steen

Okay, when you have to explain a pun... it's not the best pun.

Frank

lol, took the SO survey even though it really doesn't apply to me at all...

@J.Steen yeah... that...

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist chains are easy to break you know :D

Mooseman

2:54 PM

BTW my bot is on now...

Shadow Wizard

> You have already taken this survey

Frank

@SPArchaeologist Me, marching wat?

@ShadowWizard you have.

lol

Shadow Wizard

@Frank this ^

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Are you saying you don't clear cookies regularly?

Frank

#NotMe

Shadow Wizard

2:56 PM

@Mooseman I never clear cookies. I love cookies. They're yummy.

(I did re-install Chrome once after text got bigger and lost all my cookies)

Braiam

@ShadowWizard Cookie Monster would be sad

Frank

So in my survey, lots of 'none of the above'.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot moo

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard #iAmTheBot

Shadow Wizard

huh?

@Mooseman moo

you no bot

Mooseman

2:58 PM

Except when the bot is running as me, command not recognized is supressed.

Try donuts or xkcd

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman delete

see? you no bot ^

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard You're not an owner.

Shadow Wizard

I own everything

Bart

Pown @ShadowWizard

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman unicorn shog9

Mooseman

3:01 PM

Shadow Wizard

oh

Mooseman

Told ya the bot is on ;)

Frank

why shogs unicorn looks like a girl

Mooseman

Try sombraro

afk

(But remember the bot has no keyboard to be away from...)

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman salute

@Mooseman sombraro

Mooseman

3:04 PM

Shadow Wizard

lol

J. Steen

...

Dat hat.

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman pony

Mooseman

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman kill @J.Steen

Mooseman

3:04 PM

> @J.Steen died while writing a chat bot.

J. Steen

Oi!

That was years ago!

Shadow Wizard

^_^

@Mooseman kill @Mooseman

Mooseman

> We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.

Shadow Wizard

heh, so the bot can kill itself now

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Fixed (untested)

Shadow Wizard

3:07 PM

@Mooseman kill @Mooseman

SPArchaeologist

.........

Mooseman

Missed a ;. Fixed.

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman kill @Mooseman

Mooseman

> We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.

D'OH

Shadow Wizard

hmpf

J. Steen

3:08 PM

Even Microsoft has implicitly agreed that Internet Explorer is crap and needs to die.

Mooseman

But seriously. What a way to go...

Shadow Wizard

yup

@J.Steen yeah, so they just changed its name. Genius! :D

Mooseman

NOW try it...

J. Steen

@ShadowWizard Worked for IBM!

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Nice try. He's not on my hit list... yet.

Shadow Wizard

3:09 PM

@Mooseman kill @Mooseman

bjb568

We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.

Shadow Wizard

lol

Mooseman

If I'm typing my bot is disabled.

J. Steen

Let us know when you're not typing.

... ... >.>

Mooseman

try now

Shadow Wizard

3:10 PM

hmm..... that's a weird bug. Restarting Chrome....

J. Steen

Weird bugs? In Chrome? Never.

Mooseman

somebody try to kill me :p

Shadow Wizard

OMG

it won't go away.... did I beat time itself???

Pham

Spam A (78.2%): Try backing up the entire drive (on a sector by sector rather than file ..., by □ brassS, on dba.stackexchange.com.

Unihedro

FILEREPAIRFORUM ALERT

J. Steen

3:13 PM

@Mooseman kill @Mooseman

bjb568

We're sorry to say that @Mooseman died in a storm that rained pizza.

Mooseman

@J.Steen Nice try. He's not on my hit list... yet.

Shadow Wizard

@Unihedro huh? what's special about them?

user259867

@Pham Hm. Is the question real, or spam seed? The fact that OP was not responsive to a request for clarification is suspicious.

Mooseman

Shadow Wizard

3:14 PM

@Fundamental not really. that's 90% of the OP's as far as I've seen.

J. Steen

@Fundamental OPs seldom respond to clarification requests

Mooseman

I was in the process of editing a message; it appears my bot submitted as an edit instead...

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman grrrrr

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard I'm sorry that time still works. ;)

Shadow Wizard

sob

J. Steen

3:15 PM

OUTTA TIME, DOC

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman kill @bjb568 kill @J.Steen kill @DroidDev

Mooseman

> Ninjas surrounded @bjb568 kill @J.Steen kill @DroidDev one day... That is all.

J. Steen

Fail.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: One of the dbf files lost 21 records by brassS on dba.stackexchange.com

J. Steen

Speaking of fail.

Shadow Wizard

3:16 PM

lol

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@Fundamental Blacklisted user.

J. Steen

When we hope that certain people get question banned... are we bad people then?

Unihedro

@J.Steen No.

J. Steen

@Unihedro Cool!

Unihedro

3:18 PM

It's pretty much the same sense in that teachers want certain people to get a detention.

J. Steen

Shocking.

Bart

There are several on my "can't believe they haven't been banned yet" list @J.Steen

Then again, I might not be a good example of a "good person", so ...

Unihedro

/me hopes he's not one of them

Shadow Wizard

/me hopes he's not one of them

Frank

/me hopes he's not one of them

Bart

3:21 PM

Nope, none of you are even close ... yet ...

Shadow Wizard

@Bart and you? Are you on your list? :D

J. Steen

He he he

Bart

@ShadowWizard I should have been suspended a long time ago. If I were to become a moderator, that would be my first point of action.

J. Steen

@Bart Liar. You post plenty of helpful content on MSO.

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard continue the chain, want to see Dro reaction when he see that ^_^.

J. Steen

3:25 PM

Please format your question properly, so that we don't get eye cancer just from trying to decypher it. Until then: -1 from me. — stakx 45 secs ago

Wow, that disappeared quickly. =D

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist @Dro might be back only tomorrow not sure I can survive that long but I'll try ;)

Note Diago's comment.... :D

Bart

@ShadowWizard geez, so even then I would get away with all of this? Guess I'll have to violate the agreement then and make my behaviour publicly available without my prior agreement.