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9:08 AM

@SmokeDetector fp- but a very poor question, no show of effort at all.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Obtenez silhouette mince, actif et maigre by zarapower on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Vitamin C Anti-Aging Serum? by cintydistad on askubuntu.com

S.L. Barth

sd 2tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Serum absorbs very quickly? by cintydi stad on drupal.stackexchange.com

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

sd tpu-

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

9:13 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PHPEXEL XLS CONVERT TO CSV by MANIAMAX on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: You will need to exfoliate to rid your skin by adelheidbosargekml on meta.stackexchange.com

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

sd tpu-

Wut gone so fast

It's only 2 DV's

S.L. Barth

Spam on Meta.SE lasts even shorter than spam on SO.

Shadow Wizard

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE mod nuked the account

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Oh

When the spam dissapeared the account remained

Shadow Wizard

@S.L.Barth of course, spamming MSE is like stealing from a police station.

4

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE so maybe the mod/employee first approved the spam flag and only then nuked the account.

(guess it's better, as just destroying the account wouldn't have marked the post as spam)

We talk about stealing, and @Pra appears ;)

Praxis Ashelin

9:19 AM

wot

Shadow Wizard

lol

No worry @Pra nobody suspects you're a spammer, or stealing from police stations :P

Praxis Ashelin

ok good walks away with a dozen pens

PeterJ

What's wrong with police stations? Lots of drugs and guns on offer...

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Lol

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Try To Earn Money Online by alishshypar on stackoverflow.com

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

9:24 AM

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: I was duped after completing an by Tracy jurya on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Even as as you may as well recall that by chell juriya on superuser.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user202362

Someone needs to hack a tool for me to steal reps from mods/CMs

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@chmod666telkitty You'd have to hack their account and use it to set a bounty on your own questions.

user202362

then I answer it & get the bounty?

S.L. Barth

9:27 AM

@chmod666telkitty Oops, you're right. You should set the bounty on a question you answered, then award it to your answer.

....didn't think that through.... there goes my career in computer crime :-)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: ImageView rounded corners by user5607793 on stackoverflow.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: export our route as gpx or tcx in our application using jsp or javascript by Hardik Mehta on stackoverflow.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 185-198: endomondo.com

S.L. Barth

9:31 AM

So... this is really spam, or spammers asking for help on SO? The latter has apparently happened before.

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Yay rulers are awesome!

Shadow Wizard

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE depends what you measure.

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

I'm measuring an angle in an image

I want to rotate it exactly

PeterJ

Don't you need a protractor?

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

On a computer screen?

In an image tool? It's a ruler

PeterJ

9:35 AM

A protractor would look cooler, you should write one

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://www.trycrazybulks.com/ by ketyjonet on drupal.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Dheeraj Bhaskar

Hi guys, how do I get in touch with Martijn Pieters one of the mods here?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: @LovE@=>@GirL@=>@Vashikaran@ SpecialisT Baba+91-9982937982 USA by bangalibaba on webapps.stackexchange.com

Dheeraj Bhaskar

perhaps he's on one of the chat rooms around here?

user202362

9:45 AM

He stopped coming here, possibly to avoid people like you. But that's just my assumption ...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Hindi character in title: Android SetText in Multilanguage -- tv.setText("हेल्लो"); Not working by Nitish Gaikwad on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: done utilizing rose hips and vital? by user310217 on meta.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Derpy

Does the number of rude flags a chat post get actually have some weight on the outcome?

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector fp-

Derpy

for example, does it trigger autoban or removal?

user202362

9:49 AM

you need 6 for an autoban of the poster

Derpy

@chmod666telkitty interesting... how long would the autoban be? just 30min?

user202362

yeah, used to be at least

user202362

not sure about meta though, whether it's the same

Derpy

too little. It is better to wait for a mod. Maybe he will give a full day penalty box.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: Looking for a website template theme like this kartell.com by Natan Rubinstein on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

Derpy

9:54 AM

I am really considering rebuilding a new "chat bot" to monitor all the chat boards at the same time.

And then let the rain of flaming flags fall on the users that still didn't understand that the "Be Nice" policy applies even inside chatrooms...

rene

I assumed chat was free of rulez...

S.L. Barth

@Derpy How would you determine if something is rude? Context matters.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ATM BANK USING JAVA PROGRAME by MIKE PEREZ on codereview.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

rene

@chmod666telkitty Funny but not nice :)

Derpy

@S.L.Barth Simple: I would build an interface that simply report me potentially rude posts, then check the context manually.

S.L. Barth

10:04 AM

@SmokeDetector That's a homework dump. Flagged and downvoted, but what feedback should I give to Smokey?

rene

WUT: Help is help

@S.L.Barth none, unless you expect the python algorithm for upper case characters needs training

S.L. Barth

@rene Ok, thanks!

Shadow Wizard

used the tomato on him

S.L. Barth

That was a very good analogy, I hope he understands now.

Shadow Wizard

hopefully

rene

10:10 AM

I expect him to come back with a reference for a bank that gives you fruit...

S.L. Barth

@ShadowWizard No, he now asked in the comments where to ask. I've told him how to ask on SO... just hope he'll take my advice to heart, or he's going to get burned again...

So yes, I did tell a bit about "trying yourself" and "showing effort". Without that, it's like throwing a lamb to the wolves.

...or like throwing junk into an incinerator, probably a more appropriate analogy :-S

rene

We'll see, keep on eye on the new question list on SO...

S.L. Barth

Turns out he already posted it there yesterday.

user202362

user202362

:p

rene

10:18 AM

:D

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, black magic in body, hindi character in title, phone number detected in title: मुंबई--बैंगलोर--चेन्नई+91-9829118458 Love Vashikaran Specialist Molvi Ji by molviali93 on webapps.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Derpy

@chmod666telkitty what about "mean kitty is average"?

(or "average kitty is mean")

user202362

:D

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Non-latin link in answer: Is it possible to get from Canada to Greenland by road or ferry? by hivakish on travel.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Après avoir subi le même gain de poids de misère by Dhoom on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Sending non-fully translated academic transcripts for US PhD admissions by Indah Saputri on academia.stackexchange.com

rene

10:30 AM

I'm on the EDGE of ditching EDGE

S.L. Barth

!!/report android.stackexchange.com/a/129964/100216

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Samsung s4 wifi network problem by Indah Saputri on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)

Derpy

I am starting to think that maybe we need to fix the "$ character in url" bug

PeterJ

!!/report ham.stackexchange.com/a/5541

Derpy

AngularJS documentation pages use the "$" a lot!

SmokeDetector

10:34 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Would a covering like aluminised kapton effect antenna radiation pattern? by Indah Saputri on ham.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is makes the skin tight and firm? by sainty juriya on superuser.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

10:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: USB SETTINGS FOR BLISSPOP 4.03 USED ON LG D800 by S.Prakash on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Collagen Restore Keep Acne At Bay With Simple Diet by belindacharity3 on stackoverflow.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

11:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: BEST ONLINE SAP FICO TRAINING? by jyothsna on stackoverflow.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Remove aging signs? by herirawesty on drupal.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: ?>>ϐαϐƴ≼91≼9988310846 LoVE pRoBlEM SoLuTiON Baba ji Slovakia by raamraja on webapps.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

11:19 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What is mulch and how does it work? by Aman on gardening.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu- Anybody who has an account there, please flag it.

user163250

11:35 AM

@chmod666telkitty just getting moldy I suppose :P

user163250

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. why do people assume I'm female?

user163250

Cupcakes are genderless.

user163250

And statistically speaking, males are far more common on SO than females.

user163250

And in the software engineering industry as a whole.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Content writing is amongst the very popular and easy Work From Home jobs. by user54716 on drupal.stackexchange.com

rene

11:38 AM

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: It took years to discover by luliemasila on meta.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@Cupcake images.duckduckgo.com/iu/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Intellij code completion fixed? by Mikael on stackoverflow.com

tchrist

@Cupcake Cupcakes are sweet and festive and celebratory, right-sized for being neither too big nor too small, light and fluffy and perky, and perhaps somewhat sinful just for being so darned much fun.

Pandya

Most of meta sites have the tags scope and on-topic. So, should they separately exist or on-topic should be synonyms under/of scope?

I think on-topic should be synonyms of/under scope right?

Derpy

11:43 AM

Jul 16 '14 at 14:32, by SPArchaeologist

@rene wasn't it established by the GraceNote lemma that I use gender specific wording based only on the user avatar? ^_^

Pandya

@ShadowWizard what do you think about chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/4249809#4249809?

Braiam

@Cupcake and in several other hazard jobs too...

rene

@Pandya On MSO that already seems to be the case: meta.stackoverflow.com/tags/scope/synonyms

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya IMO "on topic" is part of "scope" so yes, should become synonym of it

Pandya

@rene yes.

SmokeDetector

11:52 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: OFFSET 4 ROWS FETCH NEXT 4 ROWS ONLY NOT WORK by user2079673 on stackoverflow.com

Pandya

but other sites have them separate.

Braiam

because other site believe on the absurd that binaries states are separated entities, instead of part of a whole

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya so post in their meta, referring them to MSO if needed.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: What it does is support investigate by lkmerenjems on superuser.com

Pandya

@ShadowWizard OK. btw, Is there any operation that can be performed for all meta site by mod that can do this? or we've to do separately for different meta-sites?

S.L. Barth

11:59 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

rene

@Pandya Ask on each meta-site separate. There might be reasons some communities don't want those synonyms

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What are the differences between a subtype and subclass? by fucktard on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya what @rene said :)

@SmokeDetector typo in user name

sd tpu-

Pandya

@ShadowWizard OK.

Thnaks @rene

user202362

what fun stuff can I do with raspberry pi?

rene

12:16 PM

For Raspberry Pie please visit cooking.se

Shadow Wizard

user202362

:/

Shadow Wizard

And 11 more: theguardian.com/technology/2012/nov/04/…

Why not happy?

Braiam

@ShadowWizard If I remember correctly, that's the depiction of a device that appears on Stains;Gate

user202362

@ShadowWizard I am sure I can spend less on a better clock >_<

user202362

12:20 PM

but the ability to build system that can control robotic machinery seems interesting ...

rene

The fun is not in having a clock. The fun is in making it yourself

PeterJ

Plus you could attach a GPS receiver and have a sub-microsecond accurate clock

user202362

not much funny making stuff that has been made millions of times

user202362

Not to me anyways

user202362

I will see whether I can use it to control a drone somedays ...

PeterJ

12:26 PM

They probably aren't an especially good choice for that - Linux isn't a true real-time OS and the I/O options on a RPi complicate things a bit

user202362

Am I the only one who thinks that there is some kind of problem with this picture?

user202362

mainly, you see a gas stove & a water tap, but there are no pipes ...

Praxis Ashelin

@chmod666telkitty maybe hidden in the floor?

seems like quite some possible space in there

either that or it's obvious photoshop why are u sweating the details

user202362

Because I spend a lot of times thinking about building a tiny house in a scenic spot. Now I have some experience building a house, I know what I should be paying attention to.

rene

12:38 PM

@chmod666telkitty could be in the legs of the cabinet? Or the tap and stove are only there to be a design element, not to be used...

user202362

this thing isn't cheap apparently ... cost $585k USD. LOL

SmokeDetector

1:03 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Is there any delta encoding algorithm better than BSDIFF and XDELTA for taking delta/difference of binary files for embedded systems? by user5608560 on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

2:00 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: JAVA GUI IMPLEMENTATION by Ras Gloria on stackoverflow.com

rene

2:16 PM

in SO Close Vote Reviewers on Stack Overflow Chat, 10 mins ago, by Kevin Guan

normalhuman? developer of our coffee machine?

cc @NormalHuman ^

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HTML CSS POSITIONING by ahardiman25 on stackoverflow.com

Derpy

3:04 PM

Is there any way to contact the SE staff privately other than the mail?

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Private chat rooms?

Create a room, invite the dev or whoever, ask them to set to private

Derpy

only the staff have real private chat rooms

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Yes

Derpy

the "gallery" room are just "read only"

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

So after they join your room, they can set it to full private

I've been in one of those before

Derpy

3:05 PM

so, anyone can read the message that was intended just for the mod.

JNat

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Edited. The user had privacy concerns, hence the vagueness.

Derpy

AAAAAhhhhh, that one is an interesting idea......

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

@Derpy After the mod or dev joins, they can kick everyone, set to full private and add you to access?

Doorknob

@Derpy why?

@Derpy If by "real private" you mean "only viewable to people who were invited," then no. Mods can make those too.

Derpy

@Doorknob Let's just say that Rarity has switched to attack position...

Doorknob

3:14 PM

say what

Derpy

Nothing you should be worried about, just some users needing a little reforming, Shog style.

Doorknob

so flag?

Derpy

Yes.... and no. This situation may require a SE staff member like @JonEricson - I don't believe a site mod can handle this correctly.

Doorknob

probably not, but meta.stackexchange.com/contact (*.stackexchange.com/contact)

Shadow Wizard

3:31 PM

Couldn't stop myself...

Yes Stack Overflow is evil, and planning how to infect you with viruses, steal you identity, and eat your cookies. — Shadow Wizard 33 secs ago

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Flags

Shadow Wizard

noooooooooooooooooOooo000oOOO

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Hahaha!

Shadow Wizard

crying

bjb568

@tchrist s/Cupcakes/Women/ ? :p

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

3:34 PM

Lol

status-using-yield-yield

this.mongoDB = o_o(function* (){
    yield mongodb.MongoClient.connect(this.serverPath, {}, yield);
});

Derpy

@Doorknob that is another option, but I would prefer to have this one discussed directly, so that I can explain the full story and eventually answer questions.

Doorknob

@Derpy what's wrong with a public chatroom

Shadow Wizard

@Derpy and that's what we have emails for....

If you're afraid of the CIA/NSA/Shog there are secure email clients out there that encrypt every bit of info

Derpy

@ShadowWizard have you ever managed to have an Email based discussion with the staff? I only managed to have a direct reply once :P

Shadow Wizard

You can even use anonymous emails that won't reveal your IP, so SE team can't trace you back.

bjb568

3:37 PM

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE I never got why people use the variable name o_o for yield-yield.

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

It looks funny?

bjb568

Meh, I just shortened it to o.

Shadow Wizard

@Derpy yes I did, and even more easy was direct email discussion with one employee

many employees have their direct email in the profile

Not saying they reply instantly, but waiting a day or so between replies is reasonable.

Derpy

@ShadowWizard And that is a better idea. Direct mail to the community manager.

Shadow Wizard

@Derpy indeed.

Doorknob

3:39 PM

3 mins ago, by Doorknob

@Derpy what's wrong with a public chatroom

Shadow Wizard

@Doorknob sounds like @Derpy got an issue with user(s) and don't want everyone to see the details, which makes perfect sense to me.

Derpy

@Doorknob Simple: based from the results I already got, I think that bringing this in a public chat would make the miss-behaving users miss-behave even more.

DroidDev

the word "sense" never made sense to me :/

Derpy

@ShadowWizard Not me, they are ignoring SE-Level rules, not SugarCube pony rules.

Doorknob

And that's what flags are for.

hichris123

3:42 PM

^

And you can always ask a mod to get a CM involved.

Shadow Wizard

Huh, turns out I had a discussion with the team itself (not specific CM) which spanned 9 messages, back in January 2014. And resulted in a T-shirt. ;)

So all in all @Derpy you can safely email them, and if it's important enough, you'll get their full attention.

On the other hand, if they don't think it's important or justified, they might just ignore the email.

quick everyone, hide you reputation points, @nicael is here! :D

bjb568

:D

Shadow Wizard

Oh, by the way @nic every day I look at my profile page and smile, thanks to you. ;)

(it started as -22000 or so, and I will be honestly sad when it will be "over" and reach 0 :))

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Lol

How?

nicael

@ShadowWizard o.0

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

3:50 PM

Lol you just lost like 400 rep

nicael

@ShadowWizard This wasn't intended :D

Shadow Wizard

@nicael I know, that's why I was so cool with you afterwards, which almost got me suspended as well, lol

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE indirect result of a nasty bug @nicael found

nicael

Wait, you don't click rep tab or you do?

Shadow Wizard

My rep dropped from ~52K to ~30K in matter of seconds

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

@ShadowWizard You almost got suspended?

Shadow Wizard

3:53 PM

@nicael true. Never click it on MSE, unless by mistake.

nicael

21

Q: Count sums of two squares

Given a non-negative number n, output the number of ways to express n as the sum of two squares of integers n == a^2 + b^2 (OEIS A004018). Note that a and b can be positive, negative, or zero, and their order matters. Fewest bytes wins. For example, n=25 gives 12 because 25 can be expressed as ...

Can't think up of a short js answer dammit!

Doorknob

Dennis got outgolfed :O

Shadow Wizard

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE yeah, by helping @nicael post things while he was suspended, so people blamed me in helping him bypass suspension.

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

@ShadowWizard How did he contact you?

Shadow Wizard

It's all in the Tavern transcript, somewhere...

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

3:55 PM

But... He's suspended and can't chat!

Shadow Wizard

true. He found other ways. He's.... smart. :D

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

...

SockPuppets?

hichris123

Not this again...

nicael

^

Shadow Wizard

burning all evidence

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

3:58 PM

Puts out fire with jet plane

Shadow Wizard

just to find out it was just a fake evidence

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Blech macbook bugz

If the cursor is the spinning cursor and you get kicked for parental controls timeout, it will be stuck as a spinning cursor

@bjb you ever got that?

Derpy

@Doorknob See above message, what made you think that "flagging" wasn't already a first step? It is just because it seem to end up as ineffective that I went further.

Anyway, now JonEricson has been contacted. We will see.

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Huh

bjb568

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE hahahahaha the leash of parental controls was cut when I was like 6.

I'm the admin on everything I use now.

Shadow Wizard

4:03 PM

@bjb568 by whom? ;)

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

I the past loading a youtube video would help restore it but that no longer works

bjb568

@ShadowWizard I persuaded my parents.

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

@bjb568 Does having the admin password count as being an admin?

Continues watching youtube games

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568 "persuaded"? Or just told them that you know how to remove this yourself, so it's pointless to have it in the first place? ;)

bjb568

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

4:04 PM

Nice name

Eek plugged headphone into USB port

Shadow Wizard

You really need those new glasses /cc @Bart ^

Derpy

@bjb568 That is not bjb568. That's bluefeet

bjb568

Nah, just the default penguin :p

Shadow Wizard

Too bad there's no default wizard.

Or is there?

Derpy

@bjb568 switch to a Prinny, dood.

SmokeDetector

4:08 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO CALCULATE CHRONBACH'S ALPA by INSELBERG on stats.stackexchange.com

bjb568

huh.

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568 Your new avatar?

bjb568

Nah, just the wikipedia image for Prinny.

Derpy

@ShadowWizard they work as movable shields, swords and explode when thrown. Quite handy, I say.

Shadow Wizard

wow, sounds quite useful

S.L. Barth

4:13 PM

@bjb568 So that's where you got your name - your initials. Just wondering where the 568 came from?

Shadow Wizard

@S.L.Barth year of birth?

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

1568? No way

Shadow Wizard

Why? Vampires can live thousands of years, why not @bjb?

Derpy

@ShadowWizard he is a cat, not an alicorn.

2

S.L. Barth

@ShadowWizard Because if you have centuries of unlife, you're not going to spend them all in school?

Shadow Wizard

4:19 PM

@S.L.Barth depends what school and what you do in there ;)

@Derpy maybe he's hiding his real identity

S.L. Barth

@ShadowWizard IIRC @bjb568 doesn't like history class. Of course that points both ways. He could really be younger than 400 years.... or he could dislike history because he was there and knows the history books are wrong. :-)

bjb568

:)

Derpy

@ShadowWizard there is a problem. I would have sensed his pony persona, you should know by now.

S.L. Barth

I'm going to venture a guess.... cats have 9 lives, but as the joke goes, "7 ate 9"... so 9 is eaten, and 7 was banned for life.

Derpy

It's a lot simpler: we used to have 567 more cats running around, then @Bart came.

Shadow Wizard

4:24 PM

lol

Derpy

You see the black glasses he wears?

S.L. Barth

For that to make sense, all these cats would have to be named "bjb".

Derpy

Those aren't just glasses. @bjb568 glasses are actually Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses (see here)

He is the only one left because he is the only one that can't see @Bart

S.L. Barth

Could be - he didn't always have them. So, @bjb568, did you get the classes in response to @Bart?

s/classes/glasses

bjb568

Bart inspires all of us.

Oct 25 '14 at 23:36, by bjb568

Oct 25 '14 at 23:54, by Frank

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4:32 PM

Lol

WTF youtube wai u load 1080p for music?

bjb568

Why not? It isn't like it'll take up much bandwidth…

Derpy

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE because it is a video as far as youtube is concerned.

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Wifi is unstable these few days

Dunno why

bjb568

Yay, the flexbox layout works!

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Yawns

Yay

status-more-science

S.L. Barth

4:48 PM

@bjb568 Switching from DevDoodle.net to another tab still takes a few seconds....

bjb568

@S.L.Barth I haven't deployed it yet…

S.L. Barth

Ah, ok. I'll give it a try later then.

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Where should I ask a question about glowing quinine under UV light?

user259867

5:00 PM

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE Physics? Why does Pyrex glow orange under UV? by A A on physics.stackexchange.com

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Thanks!

bjb568

11

Q: Would it be possible to create a (non-toxic) alcoholic drink that, when zapped with laser, changes color?

Would it be possible to create a (non-toxic) alcoholic drink that, when zapped with a 0.5mW laser pointer, changes color? This would be mainly for the visual effects (bartender show) so it should not require aiming the laser at the drink for more than a few seconds. The reason for choosing a 0.5...

color photochemistry alcohols isomers

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But no answers...

Follow:

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Science Educators

Proposed Q&A site for those involved in the field of teaching in any field of science, for example physics, chemistry, biology and earth sciences.

Currently in definition.

Puts up link on website

user259867

To my understanding (too bad MAR isn't here), substance-flowing-under-UV is borderline, could be classified as Physical Chemistry.

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Wastes 100 rep on bounty

It better work ;)

Now I'll have 1 rep

user259867

5:11 PM

Chemistry has photochemistry tag, hm. chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/photochemistry

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1 5

user259867

Maybe it should have been migrated to Chemistry.

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.....

sd tpu-

sd gone

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Productivity Stackexchange's story in an animated video by Chris Abbott on productivity.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- once in a while, Email in body helps.

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5:18 PM

> SE already has awesome video making tools, no thanks.

Can I comment?

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Calling a javascript function recursively by yooooooo on stackoverflow.com

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sd tpu-

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

user259867

5:36 PM

I'll whitelist pastebin for "link at end"... anything else like that, apart from imgur and SE sites?

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No

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: 8 ball pool account reset by user117506 on gaming.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

5:53 PM

Wow... unbelievable. People still fail audits in the SE queue.

....and this was a user who seems to have had a review suspension before...!

SmokeDetector

6:14 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Why Cogniflex is No.1 Brain Booster? by Recke1934 on stackoverflow.com

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I need a slap

nicael

codereview.stackexchange.com - the design is great!

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I know!

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Q: New design & branding for Code Review

My name is Paweł, I’m a product designer at Stack Exchange. As all of you know, you’ve already undergone the first phase of graduation. I’m pleased to announce that we’re just about ready for you to undergo the second phase—the design! It took us a while to make a special design for you, but we’r...

discussion design

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6:30 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://supplementtrends.com/dermafi/ by Julia Seese on drupal.stackexchange.com

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sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

6:44 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Criar tabela HTML usando PHP by user36367 on pt.stackoverflow.com (@Unihedron)

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- rude ou abusivo

Unihedron

7:00 PM

!!/unnotify 89 pt.stackoverflow.com

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@Unihedron I will no longer ping you if I report a post of pt.stackoverflow.com, in room 89 on chat.meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: What is your Instagram password when signing in using Facebook? by aman suleiman on webapps.stackexchange.com

bjb568

7:14 PM

@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE slaps

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Yay!

github is down?

Unihedron

no.

S.L. Barth

No repro.

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Could be just a short while?

I can access it again now

S.L. Barth

Maybe just a hiccup.

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7:22 PM

Could be

status-is-done-continue-trolling-tomorrow

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

7:40 PM

@Cupcake Well I thought I heard someone call you a 'she'. So since I have no knowledge of cupcake taxonomy, I assumed cupcakes can be female.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Why is PuTTYgen-created RSA public exponent(e) not in {3,17,65537}? by user29421 on crypto.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user259867

> Today I'm thankful for people who answer really interesting or tough questions for nothing but fake internet points. @StackOverflow -- Adam Maras at 8:52 AM - 26 Nov 2015 via Twitter

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