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for (var o in this) console.log(o)

@ShadowWizard I really want to try to break through the scope jail over there

onmessage
webkitNotifications
indexedDB
webkitIndexedDB
navigator
console
onerror
location
self
postMessage
close
importScripts
atob
btoa
setTimeout
clearTimeout
setInterval
clearInterval
TEMPORARY
PERSISTENT
webkitRequestFileSystem
webkitRequestFileSystemSync
webkitResolveLocalFileSystemURL
webkitResolveLocalFileSystemSyncURL
openDatabase
openDatabaseSync
addEventListener
removeEventListener
dispatchEvent
onmessage
webkitNotifications
indexedDB
webkitIndexedDB
navigator
console
onerror
location

LOL

9:33 PM

@Shadow I had to copy/paste that from the console

oh

bummer

@ShadowWizard What's with your picture? :P

@ManofSnow what?

@ShadowWizard Your profile picture - who is that?

oh, my son

9:34 PM

That's what I thought :P

importScripts("something")

he was 1 years old a week ago

navigator.location=""

rene

this.openDatabase('h')

location="http://www.google.com"

9:35 PM

google.com

:P

this["foo"] = "bar"

@Manishearth You're getting somewhere.

bar

I need to play with the script myself later on

this["foo"]

this.arguments

this["fkey"]

9:36 PM

this["bar"] = "I love snow very much"

I love snow very much

@ShadowWizard You can just type 'I love snow very much'

this["foo"] == this["bar"]

false

(function(){return arguments.callee.caller})()

@ManofSnow but I don't ;)

9:37 PM

this.fkey() = this["fkey"]

return this["fkey"]

(function(){return arguments.callee.caller.caller})()

Uncaught SyntaxError: Illegal return statement

this["fkey"] = this.fkey()

return this["fkey"]

Uncaught TypeError: Object #<DedicatedWorkerGlobalScope> has no method 'fkey'

this.setTimeout("1+1", 5000)

9:38 PM

1

?

oh

this.setTimeout("111111111111111", 2)

2

this.setInterval("50+50", 100)

3

9:39 PM

this.setTimeout("1+1", 1)

4

this.clearInterval(3)

(function(){arguments.callee.caller=""})()

I think we're making him extremely rate limited...

3

9:40 PM

1+2

this.postMessage("woot")

3

Well then.

Apparently 3 == "woot"

hello gnat!

@hichris123 No, that's from your 1+3

9:42 PM

@ManofSnow Then what was the first three?

@hichris123 I was editing that message :P

Oh.

Bishop to C8

Chess bot would be awesome

who's up for the task?

@ManofSnow Only 1 line JS?

Already made a python one

animuson

9:43 PM

Please turn off the bot, or go somewhere else if you guys want to play with it.

@hichris123 Yes

Bot turned off

Zirak bot on

!!help

@ManofSnow why not new room for bot testing?

@ShadowWizard Ooh, good idea.

@ShadowWizard That would be sandbox

9:44 PM

fair enough... so you take the bot to the sandbox?

I'll just leave it

your call. got to go anyway, cya all - bots and humans!

@ManofSnow Zirak bot on?

@hichris123 Yeah

!! eval txt = "a";while(1){txt = txt += "a";}

!! eval 1+1

Did I break it? :P

9:47 PM

Oh bots not on

Now its on

!! eval txt = "a";while(1){txt = txt += "a";}

@hichris123 Maximum execution time exceeded

Lol :P

Something's wrong with the app... it's taking 1 minute to load 1 percent

Nowww it's fast....

!! eval timeout = window.setTimeout(function () {finish( 'Maximum execution time exceeded' );}, 5000000);

@hichris123 "ReferenceError: window is not defined"

How can I make the time out go away? :P

!! eval timeout = this.setTimeout(function () {finish( 'Maximum execution time exceeded' );}, 5000000);

9:53 PM

@hichris123 1

!! eval txt = "a";while(1){txt = txt += "a";}

@hichris123 Maximum execution time exceeded

Something's wrong, I'm getting '{"error_id":403,"error_message":"key is not valid for passed access_token, application did not create token.","error_name":"access_denied"}' when I try a GET request

!! eval txt = "a";while(1){txt = txt += "a";}

@hichris123 Maximum execution time exceeded

!! eval timeout = this.setTimeout(function () {finish( 'Maximum execution time exceeded' );}, 5000000);

9:54 PM

@hichris123 1

10:09 PM

"Sorry, kid, no sitting at the bar" Aw :P I CAN STILL YELL FROM A DISTANCE!

5 === 5 + i - 5 is true :P

@ManofSnow If i == 5, then of course.

@michael Oops, meant '- i'

@ManofSnow If i == -5, then of course.

@michaelb958 It doesn't matter what it is, + i - i is 0

@michaelb958 I saw that, you spoke an untruth!

Oh, wait, you meant 5 === 5 + i - i. I originally thought you meant 5 === 5 - i - 5.

10:15 PM

:P

Just creating talk

It's not supposed to be quiet at a Tavern

10:32 PM

@ManofSnow universe implodes

:P

10:45 PM

hi

I'm home

bot ready. type >>{ruby code} to eval that code.

@ManofSnow or @michaelb958 type loop{} (infinite loop) so I can test to see if the 3-second auto-kill feature is working

>>{loop{}}

@michaelb958: Error in eval: (eval):1: syntax error, unexpected '}', expecting tASSOC
{loop{}}
^

without the {} around it :P

>> loop{}

@Undo:

Yup

10:50 PM

hooray!

wants ETA on iOS app

now it is UNBREAKABLE! unless you silly programmers find a way to break it :P

@Undo Funny-looking @ManofSnow you are.

I love MySQL. :P

Hello @Undo!

Hello @hichris123!

10:54 PM

So it seems like it would be ($x^m +y^n - z^r)/ p_1 = remainder$ $0$, however, how can this work since the sum shouldn't be close to $p_1$? (Also, $x^m +y^n$ should equal $z^r$, so some results from this should have $x^m +y^n =z^r$.) — hichris123 3 hours ago

@Undo ^ Can you help me? :P

@hichris123 My bot is on :P type >>ruby code to eval the code

and you can't mess with it because I made it secure :P

@hichris123 Oh dear, probably not.

>>8172391238172397192371823761526351723+987391876386128351823761823756123715623

@Undo: 995564267624300749016133647517650067346

awww

Ruby has bigint arithmetic. :D

10:56 PM

Then I shall feed it bigger ints :D

@Doorknob Single line code?

>>995564267624300749016133647517650067346** 995564267624300749016133647517650067346** 995564267624300749016133647517650067346

@Undo Aw.... I need help. :P

@Undo you have to resend :P it doesn't pick up on edits

>>995564267624300749016133647517650067346** 995564267624300749016133647517650067346** 995564267624300749016133647517650067346

10:56 PM

@Undo: Infinity

lol

D:

maybe bigints don't apply to **

Your bot is WRONG!

@Doorknob Can we do multiple line stuff?

hahaha, look at my console:

(eval):1: warning: in a**b, b may be too big

10:57 PM

ha

>>995564267624300749016133647517650067346**2

@Undo: 991148210970310324553347557151996815178644400874240260488134773947318335483716

wow

>> 991148210970310324553347557151996815178644400874240260488134773947318335483716**2

@Undo: 98237477610964678359264108749297135381574706927805085329650674310488131603586292‌2708051948857673174013147007651819482549501774409895138456574296699701168656

>>982374776109646783592641087492971353815747069278050853296506743104881316035862‌92‌2708051948857673174013147007651819482549501774409895138456574296699701168656**‌2

@hichris WAT

10:58 PM

>>puts PI(100_000)

you broke it by deleting the message

before the bot found it :P

@DoorknobofSnow I.. broke it?

dang it, must fix

So we found a way to kill it!

yay!

yes :O but I SHALL FIX IT

c:/Ruby193/lib/ruby/1.9.1/cgi/util.rb:41:in `unescapeHTML': undefined method `encoding' for nil:NilClass (NoMethodError)

10:59 PM

That's like the most unlikely way to break a bot. :P

chat.meta.stackoverflow.com/rooms/651/sandbox

because it was trying to unescape nil :P

@michaelb958 Are you suggesting something? :P