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12:01 AM

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hichris123

12:43 AM

@Undo I love MySQL. :P

Doorknob of Snow

1:30 AM

this message was sent with Ruby

yay! it worked!

(I'm back, I had to leave for a while)

this message was sent with Ruby

yay again

Undo

1:44 AM

@Manishearth Which... is bad? We're making tools to stop him. Awareness good.

Doorknob of Snow

warning: many messages may appear soon

(fail, trying again)

Undo

hehe

Doorknob of Snow

{"action":"155-questions-active","data":"{\"siteBaseHostAddress\":\"stackoverflo‌w.com\",\"id\":21506

yay!

Undo

oooh

Doorknob of Snow

{"action":"155-questions-active","data":"{\"siteBaseHostAddress\":\"stackoverflo‌w.com\",\"id\":21506

I made it log the first 100 characters of each new realtime question to chat

hichris123

1:47 AM

Anyone know how to install GMP in PHP?

Doorknob of Snow

I have to leave for dinner, brb. (I'll kill the thing in the meantime)

hichris123

It's just extension=php_gmp.dll, duh. :P

Yay, got GMP up! :P

@Undo I have the SO comments in MySQL. :P

Undo

@hichris123 YAY!!!

hichris123

Need any queries done? :P

Undo

nope. /me has own comment DB

hichris123

1:57 AM

But you don't have the latest data dump up. :P

Doorknob of Snow

2:09 AM

okay, I'm back

turning botthingy back on, but this time I'm loggging locally so I can see all the parameters and stuff

wait, nvm, I'm trying to figure out how chat websockets work so it's a bot

Manishearth

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: 12.04 CAN'T GET PASS GRUB MENU

Doorknob of Snow

6

^ lol, found when trying to figure out chat websockets

Doorknob of Snow

2:32 AM

[debug] chat WebSocket init

meh...

[debug] chat WebSocket init

Undo

yay

Doorknob of Snow

but it's not opening @Undo...

Undo

huh

Doorknob of Snow

the chat websocket is supposed to take a hash, but I can't figure out how to get it

I'm going to find the hash for this chatroom, and then do a ctrl+f across the js/page source to try to find its origin.

or maybe it's just hashing my fkey or something...

alright, so I got this websocket:

wss://chat.sockets.stackexchange.com/events/89/158451ab0789428a8b7edd1b9160aeee?l=3865876

now I need to find where 158451ab0789428a8b7edd1b9160aeee came from

not anywhere in the page's source...

not in JS either...

Undo

Borderline spam?

-1

Q: What do you think of Chatbot on www.userous.com?

Web-based chat bot system on www.userous.com seems quite intelligent. but with low number of database. Anyone think it can self-learn from users effectively? Web-based chat bot system on www.userous.com seems quite intelligent. but with low number of database. Anyone think it can self-learn from...

artificial-intelligence

Doorknob of Snow

2:37 AM

This question appears to be off-topic because it is spam, or seems like it if it wasn't intended to be. — Doorknob of Snow 6 secs ago

(also spamflagged)

Undo

hah

Doorknob of Snow

what is this hash supposed to be for?!?!

it's 32 bytes

hichris123

@Undo I say spam.

Flagged.

Doorknob of Snow

it must be md5, but of what?!

maybe my fkey, or maybe my email or password

testing all...

nope. none of them

wait a minute. I refreshed and got a new hash

hichris123

How did you get it?

Doorknob of Snow

2:41 AM

I need to try an md5 cracker or something :P

@hichris123 I checked the Network tab in Chrome's Devtools

hichris123

@DoorknobofSnow On what page?

Doorknob of Snow

the Tavern

here

hichris123

Hmm...

Doorknob of Snow

my new one is:

wss://chat.sockets.stackexchange.com/events/89/068fe906efd044cf907196ada3857f6e?l=3865905

it changes every refresh...

hichris123

Huh.

Doorknob of Snow

2:44 AM

again: wss://chat.sockets.stackexchange.com/events/89/a856342f52fa48418f2973825502ca31‌?l=3865921

hichris123

A session id?

Doorknob of Snow

maybe

I'm using an online md5 cracker on one :P

Cole Johnson

Should we burn highlight?

Doorknob of Snow

all of them keep saying it failed :P

@ColeJohnson hmmm... maybe

Cole Johnson

Also, is there a difference between fluent and fluentd?

Doorknob of Snow

2:52 AM

test

someone say something (@hichris: ping)

boo

darn, didn't work :/

O...kay?

the websocket seems to immediately be closed...

ɥʇǝS

@ColeJohnson yes

@DoorknobofSnow oh..

@ColeJohnson fluentd is the daemon?

Doorknob of Snow

2:55 AM

hey @Manish, have any more information on chat websockets?

I just can't figure out how you get the hash thingy -_-

and when I try opening it in the console, it closes immediately

hichris123

pingy ping @Doorknob

Doorknob of Snow

@hichris123 ?

hichris123

5 mins ago, by Doorknob of Snow

someone say something (@hichris: ping)

Doorknob of Snow

oh ya :P it didn't work

@Pops ping... any information on this?

/cc @Shog9

also /cc @TimPost

Pops

@DoorknobofSnow Beyond my expertise, sorry.

Doorknob of Snow

3:02 AM

@Pops alright. I can't figure out how to connect to new chat messages :P

@ColeJohnson ?

hichris123

@Pops !!increment askforspammerstats counter

Cole Johnson

@DoorknobofSnow ?

Doorknob of Snow

@ColeJohnson what was that random ping :P

@hichris123 lol, it's at 4 now?

Cole Johnson

@DoorknobofSnow idk

Manishearth

@DoorknobofSnow see updated post

hichris123

3:04 AM

@DoorknobofSnow I think so... I'm going to make a webpage for it. :P

Cole Johnson

but if you want

@DoorknobofSnow ping

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth Wow... you are amazing :O

thanks so much

Pops

@hichris123 Invalid instruction on line 1

Doorknob of Snow

so, it's a POST with id={room id}&fkey={fkey} @Manish ?

Manishearth

Time to make my own chat script support incoming messages :D

Doorknob of Snow

3:07 AM

@Manishearth that's what I'm doing now ;) So the parameters for the POST to auth are id and fkey exactly? i.e. id=123&fkey=456?

Manishearth

POST it

or, just network monitor it and thou shalt see all

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth POST what? are the names of the parameters literally id and fkey?

Manishearth

roomid:11540
fkey:ohnoyoudont

Doorknob of Snow

ok, thanks :)

Manishearth

{"url":"wss://chat.sockets.stackexchange.com/events/11540/sekrit"}

is the return type

Doorknob of Snow

3:09 AM

ok

hichris123

hichris.erwaysoftware.com/counter.php

@Pops ^ Better?

Pops

PHP, huh? Interesting.

hichris123

github.com/hichris1234/Server-website/blob/master/counter.php is the code...

Manishearth

open source all the things

Doorknob of Snow

@hichris123 hahahaha :D

hichris123

3:11 AM

@Manishearth Why not? :P

@DoorknobofSnow I need a better way to update it without actually having to change the number...

Pops

Ah. Not as impressive as I assumed.

hichris123

What did you just say? :P

Doorknob of Snow

@Manish 404 => Net::HTTPNotFound for http://chat.stackexchange.com/ws-auth... :(

hichris123

@Pops http://hichris.erwaysoftware.com/color.php?color=chucknorris

Man of Snow

@animuson, why did you change 'Ground Zero - will the earth implode?' to a stupid, boring title?

Doorknob of Snow

3:15 AM

@Manishearth For some reason $agent.post 'http://chat.stackexchange.com/ws-auth', [['roomid', 89], ['fkey', $fkey]] is 404'ing... (sorry for bothering you so much :P but it's not working)

Manishearth

@DoorknobofSnow of course it is, you're on chat.MSO

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth yes, but the websocket I am seeing is ws://chat.sockets.stackexchange.com/events/11540/7cd200e8650d4890bddde8b8049f92‌ab?l=25119283 so it should work regardless...

(in my browser)

Man of Snow

I know nothing about SQL, how do I make this select the top 10?

Select Id, Text, Id as [Comment Link]
From Comments
Where LEN(Text) < 45 AND Text like '%accept it%'
OR Text like '%accept my answer%' OR Text like '%upvote%'
ORDER BY LEN(Text)

Manishearth

@DoorknobofSnow your browser is logged in to SE chat. Your ruby is logged in to MSO chat

hichris123

Select TOP 10 Id, Text, Id as [Comment Link]
From Comments
Where LEN(Text) < 45 AND Text like '%accept it%'
OR Text like '%accept my answer%' OR Text like '%upvote%'
ORDER BY LEN(Text)

Doorknob of Snow

3:24 AM

The sekrit auth hash thingy is #<Mechanize::File:0x6004e0>

@Manishearth ... facepalm

lol, thanks

Man of Snow

@hichris123 It doesn't work

hichris123

@ManofSnow Why not?

Man of Snow

@hichris123 Want me to send screenshot?

hichris123

Sure.

Doorknob of Snow

:D

Manishearth

3:27 AM

@DoorknobofSnow ..... you do know that that hash is supposed to be private, right

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth it seems to change every refresh...

Manishearth

I can now access all the rooms you have access to.

Doesn't invalidate the old one

Doorknob of Snow

okay, I'll delete it :P

Man of Snow

@hichris123 Nevermind it works, but it takes more time than without

Doorknob of Snow

[debug] chat WebSocket init

umm...? why isn't it opening

Man of Snow

3:31 AM

@DoorknobofSnow Congratulations, looks like it works

Doorknob of Snow

@ManofSnow no, it failed :P it didn't open

LessPop_MoreFizz

1

Medicine

Proposed Q&A site for physicians, doctors, nurses, pathologists, patients, researchers, and scientists.

Currently in definition.

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow One step closer

LessPop_MoreFizz

> Do I have [strange sexually transmitted disease]? Can you tell from this photo? Why does it hurt when I pee?

Doorknob of Snow

[debug] chat WebSocket init

Man of Snow

3:32 AM

I have an extremely important question

Doorknob of Snow

[debug] chat WebSocket init

Man of Snow

Is the plural of 'person' 'persons' or 'people'?

Doorknob of Snow

okay, I'm removing that debug message it's annoying :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ManofSnow Context dependent. People is generally correct, but there are special cases where 'persons' is used. Primarily legal.

Man of Snow

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I saw a sign that said 'Only authorized persons allowed'

Doorknob of Snow

3:34 AM

@Manishearth Okay, so I'm getting the URL alright, but the websocket never opens. :/

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ManofSnow Yeah, in legal contexts, it's often used to identify specifically delineated multiple, well, persons.

Man of Snow

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why, because of the connotation?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ManofSnow the short answer is because of the tyrrany of strunk and white and the desire to appear stuffy and hypercorrective.

The long answer would be to bore you with several centuries of the history of the english language.

animuson

@ManofSnow Because that title had nothing to do with what you were reporting and was completely useless as far as future searching would go. Please stop doing that, it's incredibly irritating.

Man of Snow

@animuson I see. I only do that so people upvote from the emotion

michaelb958

3:38 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Gahh, can't decide whether it's not constructive or too localized (or offensive).

LessPop_MoreFizz

@michaelb958 Clearly, they all cancel each other out and you should upvote it.

Man of Snow

I just remembered, I turned on Zirak's chat bot

Doorknob of Snow

!!github ChatExchange

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow Manishearth/ChatExchange A Python API for talking to Stack Exchange chat

Doorknob of Snow

^ that's Manish's chat API thingy :D

michaelb958

3:40 AM

Eh, not constructive it is.

Doorknob of Snow

[bot] The time is 2014-02-01 21:44:05 -0600

Man of Snow

[bot]:time

Doorknob of Snow

it worked :P

Man of Snow

[bot].time

bot.time()

bot.time

Doorknob of Snow

it can't detect new messages yet

Man of Snow

3:44 AM

:P

Doorknob of Snow

the websockets won't work!

gah! :P

y u no work Ruby

Man of Snow

How do you parse all valid JSON in a string? Like parsing 'The JSON is {"help":"cheese", "cheese":"help"}' will parse '{"help":"cheese", "cheese":"help"}'

Doorknob of Snow

brb, doing stuffs

Man of Snow

Someone help me!

^With that

ɥʇǝS

@ColeJohnson Did you ping me? I got a notification but I can't find the message...

Manishearth

3:58 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: love problem solution baba+91 9694850756

Man of Snow

Still nobody has a way to parse all valid JSON?

ɥʇǝS

Flagged!

Doorknob of Snow

I'm back; flagged

Manishearth

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: all love problem solution baba+91 9694850756

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow You're smart, how do you parse valid JSON in a string?

ɥʇǝS

4:02 AM

I'm going to have to create a lot of accounts to flag all this stuff..

Doorknob of Snow

@ManofSnow why?

@ɥʇǝS I know, I have ~35 mostly because of spam :P

Manishearth

@ManofSnow JSON.parse()?

@ɥʇǝS I already have accounts (almost?) everywhere

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow I receive Strings like '2932093209 sjldkfsjkd {"JSON":"Things", "JSONStuff":"Things"} sdjklf js {"JSON":"Things", "JSONStuff":"Things"}'

Doorknob of Snow

@ManofSnow why?

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow The CSV files

Doorknob of Snow

4:04 AM

@ManofSnow in that case, use a proper CSV parser

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow I receive this: "7115887","upvoted","{
""title"": ""upvoted"",
""id"": 7115887
}"
"10920341","Well, i upvoted","{
""title"": ""Well, i upvoted"",
""id"": 10920341
}"
"11379035","Vanity upvote!!","{
""title"": ""Vanity upvote!!"",
""id"": 11379035
}"
"14358458","just upvoted it","{
""title"": ""just upvoted it"",
""id"": 14358458
}"
"23524102","ok, will upvote","{
""title"": ""ok, will upvote"",
""id"": 23524102
}"
"25024209","Can haz upvote?","{
""title"": ""Can haz upvote?"",
""id"": 25024209

Doorknob of Snow

(this is a classic XY problem)

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow I did use a CSV parser

That's the output

It has JSON, so I might as well parse that that's in there

michaelb958

@DoorknobofSnow That's XY problem.

Manishearth

Somebody upvote-unupvote me on meta

Doorknob of Snow

4:05 AM

@michaelb958 whoops, mixing up letters :P

@Manishearth ok

Manishearth

with a little gap

Man of Snow

It shouldn't be that hard to extract JSON from

"7115887","upvoted","{
  ""title"": ""upvoted"",
  ""id"": 7115887
}"
"10920341","Well, i upvoted","{
  ""title"": ""Well, i upvoted"",
  ""id"": 10920341
}"
"11379035","Vanity upvote!!","{
  ""title"": ""Vanity upvote!!"",
  ""id"": 11379035
}"
"14358458","just upvoted it","{
  ""title"": ""just upvoted it"",
  ""id"": 14358458
}"
"23524102","ok, will upvote","{
  ""title"": ""ok, will upvote"",
  ""id"": 23524102
}"
"25024209","Can haz upvote?","{

Doorknob of Snow

@manish Upvoted this, tell me when to undo

@ManofSnow doesn't the CSV parser give you an array?

Manishearth

@DoorknobofSnow now

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: love marriage specialist +91 9694850756

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow No, and there aren't much CSV parsers for as3. I had to use a library

Doorknob of Snow

4:06 AM

done

ɥʇǝS

@Manishearth That's your site!

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth insta-nuke it :P

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow An example with the parser is

var csv : CSV = new CSV( new URLRequest('example-1.csv') );
csv.addEventListener ( Event.COMPLETE, completeHandler );
function completeHandler ( event : Event )
{
        trace ( csv.data.join('\r') )
        // do something ...
}

Doorknob of Snow

@ManofSnow see, you're using join. It returns an array

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow Yes, but... grah!

Manishearth

4:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: black magic specialist baba ji +91 9694850756

@DoorknobofSnow undo

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth I did

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow I don't know why, but it's returning a string

@DoorknobofSnow ...no, join returns a string

Doorknob of Snow

@ManofSnow yes, but you're calling join on the array.

Manishearth

@DoorknobofSnow could you try it again, on a diff post?

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow Okay, experimenting

Doorknob of Snow

4:11 AM

@Manishearth ok

@Manish meta.stackoverflow.com/a/215915/180276

Man of Snow

@DoorknobofSnow The typeof is an object, not an array

Gah, it's an array but it says 'object' :P

Doorknob of Snow

@Manish I'm undoing it now

Manishearth

@DoorknobofSnow kk

Doorknob of Snow

gtg, sleeping (it's 10:15 here)

bye everyone

hichris123

That was weird...

Man of Snow

4:16 AM

^Me, too

hichris123

I couldn't access chat for a few minutes. Chat.mSO, chat.SE and chat.SO.

Amaterasu

hi

Manishearth

o/

Amaterasu

@Manishearth!!!!!!!!!!

Manishearth

6:58 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: love problem solution baba

Manishearth

7:20 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: CREDIT CARD DATA COLLECTORS. WHICH DO YOU RECOMMEND?

Manishearth

7:32 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Possible spam: CREDIT CARD DATA COLLECTORS. WHICH DO YOU RECOMMEND?

Jan Dvorak

:-D i.stack.imgur.com/2mf6Z.png

michaelb958

For those who can't be bothered clicking the link, I rejected a minor-ish suggested edit to the credit card question with

> Why polish a steaming turd?

Laszlo Papp

8:12 AM

good morning.

is 4 recommend deletions and one delete vote enough to get an answer deleted?

or recommend deletion and delete vote go separately?

Jan Dvorak

they are separate

Laszlo Papp

ok, thanks, because I saw a post still alive wiht 4 delete recommendation and one delete vote.

Manishearth

8:32 AM

Hello from the API!

Please say something to me!

Or just type!

blahdiblahdiblah

michaelb958

@Manishearth Invisible brown jQuery unicorns!

Laszlo Papp

geeks will not reply when you tell them say something, but they will when you say them not to say anything. :-)

Jan Dvorak

.

Manishearth

@Lazlo I heard that! From the command line!

@michaelb time to implement a message starrer :p

>> (Manishearth)  Please say something to me!
Or just type!
<<
>> (Manishearth)  Or just type!
blahdiblahdiblah
<<
>> (Manishearth)  blahdiblahdiblah

<<
>> (michaelb958)  @Manishearth Invisible brown jQuery unicorns!

>> (Laszlo Papp)  geeks will not reply when you tell them say something, but they will when you say them not to say anything. :-0

>> (Laszlo Papp)  geeks will not reply when you tell them say something, but they will when you say them not to say anything. :-)

>> (Jan Dvorak)  .

What I see

yes, my python command prompt sucks. Need to figure out how to make the things not conflict with each other

>> (Manishearth) Please say something to me!

Or just type!

<<

>> (Manishearth) blahdiblahdiblah

shit

>> (Laszlo Papp) geeks will not reply when you tell them say something, but they will when you say them not to say anything. :-)

@JanDvorak I got the notifications for that. They have different eventtypes, though, will have to figure that out

Jan Dvorak

have you logged them?

Manishearth

8:43 AM

no. I can.

Laszlo Papp

nice teacher:

-3

A: Game development using HTML5 game engines

Guy, do you even read the purpose of the Stack Overflow? You can find it here. Please read! :D Don't ask about... Questions you haven't tried to find an answer for (show your work!). Product or service recommendations or comparisons. Requests for lists of things, polls, opini...

@Bart: another one into your series, stackoverflow.com/a/21504468/2682142

Jan Dvorak

@LaszloPapp closed now

Laszlo Papp

ok

btw, why don't I see flagged posts by me graying out in the moderation tools?

Manishearth

!!/random

Jan Dvorak

!!random

Manishearth

8:53 AM

refreshing, /bonks self on head for not being good at python

@Jan the bot says hello

!!/random

Jan Dvorak

thank you, bot

Manishearth

work!!!

!!/random

!//random

le typo

!!/random

@Manishearth 0.213456417679

yaaaaaay

@jan lookit!

!!/random

Jan Dvorak

!!/help

Manishearth

@jan only one command implemented. Proof of concept, not an actual bot

Jan Dvorak

still nice

Manishearth

8:58 AM

!!/random

Mat

What will !!/Shog9 do?

Manishearth

@Mat HOW DARE YOU PUT SHOG IN CODE!!

^ also sent by the bot. Currently got a nifty interactive-terminal thingy going on

(Repo updated, feel free to try it out)

!!/random

..

!!/random

hmm

Shifting to /rooms/651

Oy, @JanDvorak, help in the sandbox? :>

Stefan Denchev

11:29 AM

Hello, so this is considered a constructive answer:

-1

A: How to use Ollydbg with multi-threaded programs?

dunno. dunno. try lttng for linux, http://lttng.org The LTTng project aims at providing highly efficient tracing tools for Linux. Its tracers help tracking down performance issues and debugging problems involving multiple concurrent processes and threads. Tracing across multiple syste...

Bart

Nah, not really @StefanDenchev. Then again, the question is bad as well

Stefan Denchev

i flagged it and the flag was disputed...

Jan Dvorak

as...

Stefan Denchev

Perhaps that's not what the flag feature is for? Yeah, or i flagged it wrong, i used "very low quality", sorry...

Jan Dvorak

added my own NAA flag

Stefan Denchev

11:33 AM

Thanks ^-^.

Jan Dvorak

"disputed" only means that a 10k user disagreed with you. There could still have been more that agreed.

Stefan Denchev

i see...

Bart

I've written an custom flag. Technically it's an answer, and VLQ does not really fit either. So I went with a bit more of an explanation.

Stefan Denchev

Thank you. i'm sorry, i find flag reasons confusing sometimes...

Bart

It can be. But in cases where it actually is somewhat of an answer (even if pretty bad) and could be misinterpreted, I go for a custom flag if I really think it shouldn't be around.

Stefan Denchev

11:38 AM

So a 10k user saw that and (seemingly) did nothing about it (after disputing my flag)... Hmm...

Jan Dvorak

no. He actively disagreed with your flag.

Stefan Denchev

^-^.

Sumurai8

10k users are also humans, with their own opinions and judgements. Well. Most of them are humans anyway.

Stefan Denchev

That's exactly my point, even if my flag was misplaced, the answer still needs attention...

So they must have thought it was perfectly fine.

Or they didn't want to bother with it.

Jan Dvorak

or maybe Community disputed it because it was edited subsequently?

no, wait, it wasn't

Stefan Denchev

11:43 AM

Yeah, it wasn't...

Sumurai8

Well. "1. dunno and 2. dunno" are not really answers to the question, but that is a problem inherit to multi-question questions. To me that is not a reason to delete an answer (or flag it in my case). The third option feels like an attempt to spam to me, but someone else might view that differently.

Jan Dvorak

it's a link-only ansnwer at best

Sumurai8

Well, that, and suggesting a random library is not useful in the least (which is why the whole question should be closed tbh)

Stefan Denchev

It seems like trolling to me tbh...

If you "dunno", there's no point in answering, that could have been a comment...

Bart

But it's kind of caused by the question. That's really 3 questions, of which some ask for external resources and the other asks "tell me how this software works". That should be closed as well, and maybe even just deleted if it hadn't an accepted answer already.

Anyway, the answer is gone now.

Stefan Denchev

11:47 AM

Good. Thank you for your time and effort ^-^.

Bart

:) Welcome

Are there still spam detectors running @JanDvorak? Is it really this quiet at the moment?

Jan Dvorak

nothing going on

there were four spam posts on the network this morning, but they're gone

Bart

Maybe we should call Baba to see if he's okay

Jan Dvorak

Not really. If he succumbed to the powers of black magic, we shouldn't go any near that place.

Sumurai8

Baba? Maybe we can ask a fortune teller?

Bart

11:51 AM

Though you would kind of think he would see that stuff coming.

Jan Dvorak

Fish never know about the hook, only about the bait.

Sumurai8

Maybe he did. But was unable to change the future?

Jan Dvorak

I doubt it. The Devil never tells you everything.

Sumurai8

I usually predict the future based on the amount of cookies unicorns eat.

Asking the Devil is sooooo 2000

Jan Dvorak

Depends. Are they white unicorns, or black unicorns in white clothing?

Sumurai8

11:58 AM

White unicorns with black socks.

Jan Dvorak

uh oh.

These are actually black unicons in white coveralls.

Sumurai8

Really? O_o

All these time they have been lying to me?

Jan Dvorak

Yeah. Kill them with fire. They're not even good as meat.

well, you can sell the meat to your enemies if you're not a christian.

Sumurai8

I have a better idea. If I make a black-and-white-photo of them (with an old-school photo camera), and cut out the negative instead of turning the negative back into a photo, then I have my white unicorns, right?

Jan Dvorak

Those black coveralls have turned them completely rotten, however

Sumurai8

12:03 PM

I'll burn them with fire

Jan Dvorak

apostatic unicorns are worse than black unicorns.

Sumurai8

offers you rotten unicorn meat

Jan Dvorak

no, thanks. I don't eat horse meat.

Sumurai8

it's not a horse, it's a unicorn. Therefore it is a mammal. And mammals are animals. And animals are birds. And birds are chickens. So it tastes like chicken.

Some might argue, an unicorn is in fact a chicken.

Jan Dvorak

But... my chicken don't s* rainbows

Sumurai8

12:07 PM

Well, they have a horn. Some call it a 'beak' or something, but we know better. And they are hiding their 2 other legs.

Jan Dvorak

Wait, I didn't know unicorns could open their horns

!!afk bath, then religious meeting.