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Doorknob of Snow

8:00 PM

amazingness!!!

1

A: How do the Stack Exchange WebSockets work? What are all the options you can send to them?

Websocket-endpoints (You can play with these on http://www.websocket.org/echo.html if you don't want to do it in JS) (wss://qa.sockets.stackexchange.com) <userid>-topbar: User topbar. <userid>-inbox: User inbox/achievements <siteid>-<userid>-reputation: User's rep on a site <siteid>-home-...

@Bart I say your point is valid.

@hichris123: yes, but the next target is 35K ... to delete, delete, delete. :)

Doorknob of Snow

@Undo ^

Why 35k?

@LaszloPapp Have fun with that. :P I'll tell you when I get to 3K, so I can help you close those questions and you can delete them. :P

8:02 PM

Isn't that 20k @LaszloPapp?

@animuson: as far as I know, that is the rep level when you reach the maximum delete vote count.

30 is the max, and you get 5 at 10K, and then 1 at each K.

(daily)

Lies. I don't even have 20k and I have unlimited!

Doorknob of Snow

in Sandbox, 24 secs ago, by Doorknob of Snow

while(true){}

bot troll ^

@animuson * disclaimer: mods don't get counted in this. :P

@animuson: you are a moderator. I would like to be free. Sometimes, I disappear if I have other priorities, sometimes I am back. :)

Doorknob of Snow

8:03 PM

:P I once made a JS bot that used web workers to abort running code after 2 seconds, but @ManofSnow didn't do that :D

Ok bot running

a Moderator life is difficult and committed.

Nobody mess it up

Please :P

Doorknob of Snow

hmmm

Just type JS code, and it will evaluate it

Doorknob of Snow

8:04 PM

1+1

2

8

3, 5, 8

(fibonacci stuff :) )

Doorknob of Snow

while(true) { /* no-op */ }

100000000000000000000000000000000000000+100000000000000000000000000000000000000

):

Doorknob of Snow

I is the bot breaker :D

8:05 PM

Door: while(1);

Don't mess it up

I said not to

Doorknob of Snow

$('#leave').click()

6

[object Object]

3

var taskList=[10757522,10841159,11645251,12500694,12505417,13197440,13198258,14449114,14432805,14664394,14697849];
var originallength=taskList.length;
console.log("Flagging comment #"+(originallength - taskList.length+1) +" of "+ originallength)

hah!

@DoorknobofSnow You are awesome

Doorknob of Snow

8:05 PM

he left :D

lol

hahaha

Well then. :P

Never ever tell programmers not to mess with something

6

Doorknob of Snow

^

@Bart Then you just put in blocking code. :)

8:06 PM

Maybe I just won't turn on the bot...

Hiya @ManofSnow

Doorknob of Snow

:D

BECAUSE YOU GUYS KEEP BREAKING IT/TROLLING ME

@ManofSnow In the Sandbox?

We need animuson to run the bot. Then we could timeout the room and stuff

8:07 PM

@Undo And burn users and suspend users.

@hichris123 Nah, it would probably be limited to chat

The bot is on, please no trolling

Doorknob of Snow

!!learn troll "$('#leave').click()"

ok

@DoorknobofSnow Noooo!

Doorknob of Snow

:P my bot apparently doesn't listen to me

8:07 PM

1+1

2

50*827

41350

var taskList=[10757522,10841159,11645251,12500694,12505417,13197440,13198258,1444911‌4,14432805,14664394,14697849]; originallength=taskList.length;

awesome

@hichris123 It might need to be a one-liner

8:08 PM

Hmm...

It uses eval

So...

try wrapping it in a function..?

Doorknob of Snow

plans evil scheme to make his account upvote me

Or maybe it's working, but it has no output

$("doorknob").downvote('posts', 'all')

alert("test")

8:09 PM

@JanDvorak I think that would only alert him.

Doorknob of Snow

var w = new WebSocket("ws://sockets.ny.stackexchange.com/"); w.onmessage = function(e) { $('#input').text(e.data) }; w.onopen = function() { w.send("155-questions-active") };

oooh

$.('#img vote').click()

Why is my console saying 'Flagging comment #1 of 11' ?

ha. @hichris123 ^

8:10 PM

@Undo that's what I expect

@ManofSnow Um... nothing. :P

@Undo Exactly. Try doing a while (1) { alert('Have fun!'); }

Doorknob of Snow

hahahahaha :D

@hichris123 What did you do....

He tried to run Charcoal code :P

Doorknob of Snow

8:10 PM

var w = new WebSocket("ws://sockets.ny.stackexchange.com/"); w.onmessage = function(e) { $('#input').text(e.data); $('#sayit-button').click() }; w.onopen = function() { w.send("155-questions-active") };

No, just calculated the length of it. :P

You want to flag stuff?

But it looks like it's running

1+2

3

M?

huh

8:11 PM

Somewhere @ManofSnow must go "I can't believe I thought this was a good idea"

Doorknob of Snow

lol

I was typing :P

Maybe I should use a webworker so @DoorknobofSnow can't... you know....

Doorknob of Snow

var sock = new WebSocket("ws://sockets.ny.stackexchange.com/"); sock.onmessage = function(e) { $('#input').val(e.data); $('#sayit-button').click() }; sock.onopen = function() { w.send("155-questions-active") };

I turned off bot

Doorknob of Snow

awwwww

8:11 PM

awww

1+!

1+1

Turn it on!

Doorknob of Snow

turn it back on :O I want to try that code

I'm guno put it on in a sec

Improving so @DoorknobofSnow can't kill me

Doorknob of Snow

lol

8:12 PM

Giving a tavern full of programmers a bot that blindly runs JS on someone else's machine: you better be careful :P

Doorknob of Snow

^

var taskList=[5884383,6127428];var flagoption=23;var originallength=taskList.length;POSTFlag=function (){if(taskList.length>0){console.log("Flagging comment #"+(originallength taskList.length+1)+"of"+originallength)$.post("/flags/comments/"+taskList.shift(‌)+"/add/"+flagoption{"fkey":StackExchange.options.user.fkey,"otherText":""},funct‌ion({console.log('(done)');setTimeout(POSTFlag,5100);});}else{console.log("Finish‌ed");}}POSTFlag()

@hichris123 Won't work.

Doorknob of Snow

/finds out how to make his account upvote my post

Fkey invalid + CORS

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:13 PM

Would any community manager mind taking a look at meta.stackoverflow.com/q/217836/210016 ?

@Undo Oh, not on the right site. :(

Doorknob of Snow

awwww, cross-origin policy :P

@Pops (see @Benjamin's above message)

@BenjaminGruenbaum I'd say, turn it on already, and if someone complains, point to this meta question

^ this

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@JanDvorak I don't want to disrespect stack exchange or disobey any instructions. I'd much rather ask than do and have them be maybe ok with it.

8:17 PM

maybe we could even say "if you were scared or creeped out by our bot speaking to you on arrival, please tell us before running away in terror :-)

Bot is up

Not sure it works... someone try

1+2

3

Doorknob of Snow

var sock = new WebSocket("ws://sockets.ny.stackexchange.com/"); sock.onmessage = function(e) { $('#input').val(e.data); $('#sayit-button').click() }; sock.onopen = function() { w.send("155-questions-active") };

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@ManofSnow github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot

8:17 PM

@DoorknobofSnow I've violated the cross-origin policy before, it's easy :)

@BenjaminGruenbaum I'd say the lack of answer is an answer

@DoorknobofSnow Nice try, it's in a webworker

Doorknob of Snow

1+1

2

Doorknob of Snow

Object.keys(this)

8:18 PM

onmessage,webkitNotifications,indexedDB,webkitIndexedDB,navigator,console,onerro‌r,location,self

Doorknob of Snow

onmessage = onerror = null

1+1

>:D I borked it

D:

Need to fix

:D

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@ManofSnow stackoverflow.com/questions/10653809/…

null == null

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:19 PM

Also: my new meta question from 10 minutes ago meta.stackoverflow.com/q/218356/210016

null = null

null > null

Doorknob of Snow

@hichris I borked the bot

1 min ago, by Doorknob of Snow

onmessage = onerror = null

Darn. :P

temporary fix is on for bot

Will fix, it's bad practice

Doorknob of Snow

Object.keys(this)

8:22 PM

So bot is on :P

Benjamin Gruenbaum

onmessage = onerror = null

Doorknob of Snow

1+1

2

Doorknob of Snow

Object.keys(this)

onmessage,webkitNotifications,indexedDB,webkitIndexedDB,navigator,console,onerro‌r,location,self

Doorknob of Snow

8:22 PM

window['o

oops

window['o'+'n'+'me'+'ssa'+'ge'] = null

Yeah that broke it

I think

Doorknob of Snow

this['o'+'n'+'me'+'ssa'+'ge'] = null

:-)

Doorknob of Snow

1+1

yay >:D

fail

8:23 PM

location.href = "http://example.com"; location.href = "http://example.com"; location.href = "http://example.com"; location.href = "http://example.com";

Doorknob of Snow

@hichris123 I already borked it again! :D

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@hichris123 won't work, worker

@BenjaminGruenbaum Why?

Doorknob of Snow

@hichris123 it's a web worker

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@hichris123 web workers don't have DOM access.

8:24 PM

Bot on again

What is a web worker? Me no know JS terms...

Try to break, @Doorknob, without while

1+1

2

Doorknob of Snow

Object.keys(this)

8:25 PM

onmessage,webkitNotifications,indexedDB,webkitIndexedDB,navigator,console,onerro‌r,location,self

^ it works

onmessage('hi')

no idea what that does :P

whatwg.org/specs/web-apps/current-work/multipage/workers.html @hichris123

var i=0;

function timedCount()
{
i=i+1;
postMessage(i);
setTimeout("timedCount()",1);
}

timedCount();

Benjamin Gruenbaum

Object.defineProperty(this,"onmessage",{value:null})

1

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:26 PM

1+1

2

Benjamin Gruenbaum

this

Doorknob of Snow

window['o'+'n'+'m'+'e'+'s'+'s'+'a'+'g'+'e'] = 1

Benjamin Gruenbaum

Object.keys(this)

it doesnt do anything if it finds onmessage

Doorknob of Snow

8:26 PM

is it borked?

1+1

2

nope

haha

Doorknob of Snow

this['o'+'n'+'m'+'e'+'s'+'s'+'a'+'g'+'e'] = 1

8:26 PM

1

Doorknob of Snow

2+2

...borked

>:D

i have if(texts.eq(texts.length - 1).text().replace("'", '').replace('+', '').indexOf('onmessage') === -1)

user image

5

Spammers beware!

Doorknob of Snow

@Undo WOW

>:D

It's not real spam, just a push test.

8:27 PM

it should make apostrophes and '+' go away and check for onmessage

Doorknob of Snow

that's amazing :D

But I'm almost there :D

Doorknob of Snow

@ManofSnow ...so then " would work just fine. or spaces...

and still I borked it

1+1

2

Benjamin Gruenbaum

Object.defineProperty(this,"egassemno".split("").reverse().join(""),{value:null}‌)

8:28 PM

alert("I love Stack Exchange.")

ha

Doorknob of Snow

lol, reverse

1+1

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@hichris123 alert is dom api

Doorknob of Snow

^

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:28 PM

borked ^^ this is fun

I think we borked it

@BenjaminGruenbaum Still? What isn't...

Doing something with bot

Doorknob of Snow

:D

yay

we should do this during happy hour

8:29 PM

It's on try to break

have someone set up a JS running-bot and we poke at it with sticks

1+1

2

892173891723916723816273+9812749817267381937127648123

9.813641991159106e+27

drat

8:29 PM

hehe

1=0

1+1

2

@hichris123 No breaky ;(

Doorknob of Snow

this["ponfttbhf".replace(/./g,function(x){return String.fromCharCode(x.charCodeAt(0)-1)})] = 1

8:30 PM

1

Doorknob of Snow

1+1

1+1

Doorknob of Snow

borked!

...

fixing

;)

Doorknob of Snow

8:30 PM

>:D

@Undo so, the chat websocket thing isn't as confusing as I thought. Want to write a python chatbot?

We'll need a class that takes in commands and spits out results, basically

Doorknob of Snow

I'm going to write a Ruby chatbot because I like Ruby :D

@Manishearth Right now I'm working on my push notifs.

@DoorknobofSnow but...chat api!

Will you write your own?

Doorknob of Snow

oh yeah, I forgot you made one :P

8:31 PM

@Manish Why do we need another one?

I have a half working websockets thing for reading messages but I borked it totally

Doorknob of Snow

I'm not as good at Python as I am at Ruby. :/

@hichris123 headless

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@Manishearth make the SO-ChatBot from Zirak connect with ws properly

run on server :>

8:32 PM

looks for way to interact with APNS from Python

Doorknob of Snow

anyway, off to work on my Ruby bot

Benjamin Gruenbaum

I'm pretty sure it runs headless, with Phantom atm.

Doorknob of Snow

I made one for IRC, shouldn't be too hard to adapt

@Manishearth Oh, yours isn't headless? That makes sense now...

Doorknob of Snow

(using $SAFE = 4 to avoid messing with my computer :P)

8:32 PM

@ManofSnow Finished yet?

@hichris123 mine is headless

@hichris123 No, trying to make it a safe environment

Benjamin Gruenbaum

Oh come on, I was just about to do eval(atob("b25tZXNzYWdlID0gbnVsbDs="))

@Manishearth I don't follow you... then why do we need another one?

Doorknob of Snow

this is how my Ruby one worked to make it a safe environment:

        mCount = 0
        safeLevel = m.user.nick == 'OddLlama' ? 0 : 4

        class ChatbotEval
          def self.safeEval code, safeLevel
            Thread.kill $mthread
            $mthread = Thread.new {
              $SAFE = safeLevel
              result = begin
                eval code
              rescue Exception => e
                "Error in eval: #{e}"
              end
              Thread.current[:evalResult] = result
            }
            $mthread.join
            String($mthread[:evalResult])

8:34 PM

doesn't seem to work

From

35

Q: Making WebWorkers a safe environment

In a quest to have an interface capable of running arbitrary javascript code inside the browser, without having a security hole the size of a typical yo-mama joke, Esailija proposed using Web Workers. They run in a semi-sandboxed environment (no DOM access and already inside the browser) and can ...

javascript web-worker

Doorknob of Snow

so, goal #1: make myself say something via Ruby.

I'm going to reference @Manish's Python implementation for this :P

(link?)

@DoorknobofSnow It's on GH

Doorknob of Snow

nvm, found: github.com/Manishearth/ChatExchange

:1788292 I'm not running Zirak's bot now

I see. :P

var global = this;

/* Could possibly create some helper functions here so they are always available when executing code in chat?*/

/* Most extra functions could be possibly unsafe */

var wl = {
"self": 1,
"onmessage": 1,
"postMessage": 1,
"global": 1,
"wl": 1,
"eval": 1,
"Array": 1,
"Boolean": 1,
"Date": 1,
"Function": 1,
"Number" : 1,
"Object": 1,
"RegExp": 1,
"String": 1,
"Error": 1,
"EvalError": 1,
"RangeError": 1,
"ReferenceError": 1,
"SyntaxError": 1,
"TypeError": 1,
"URIError": 1,
"decodeURI": 1,

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:36 PM

@DoorknobofSnow anything stopping me from borking threads with endless loop? Or opening other threads? Or whatever?

Doorknob of Snow

@BenjaminGruenbaum it auto-kills the previous thread when it recieves a new message

and $SAFE mode is 4, so you can't create threads

@ManofSnow Still not working?

@hichris123 Trying to make it un-loopholish

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@ManofSnow github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/blob/master/source/codeWorker.js

Doorknob of Snow

Ruby's $SAFE is awesome

8:37 PM

I turned on Zirak's bot

So... do things!

!!listcommands

Doorknob of Snow

...fail?

Got lots of errors and console refreshed

huh

odd

Doorknob of Snow

lol

8:38 PM

@hichris123 headless = without a GUI

Doorknob of Snow

I'm just going to port @Manish 's Python chat thingy to Ruby, and then work on making it bot-ish

hey!

But...python!

ok Zirak's bot is on

Doorknob of Snow

:P I don't know Python as well as Ruby

@Manishearth Yes, so if yours is headless, why do we need another?

8:40 PM

Do stuff

Doorknob of Snow

!!listcommands

@DoorknobofSnow help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

Doorknob of Snow

yay :P

All I did was run this: (function(){var a=document.createElement("script");a.src="https://raw.github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBo‌t/master/master.js",document.head.appendChild(a)})()

Doorknob of Snow

hey everyone let's all overload him so he rate-limits! :D

!!doge

8:40 PM

  wow
               so fail
                      very user
many pro

Doorknob of Snow

!! doge

  wow
           very fail
                             so user
much pro

Doorknob of Snow

!! doge

         wow
            many fail
                          such user
very pro

Doorknob of Snow

!!doge

8:40 PM

!! coffee

    wow
               so fail
                          very user
such pro

Adding as userscript for this page

@rene "undefined"

Benjamin Gruenbaum

!!slidepoop

Doorknob of Snow

!!eval 1+1

@BenjaminGruenbaum That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@DoorknobofSnow 2

Benjamin Gruenbaum

aw

Doorknob of Snow

8:41 PM

@BenjaminGruenbaum no custom commands like in JS room :P

@DoorknobofSnow also, you'd need to figure out the websockets thing for receiving messages

Doorknob of Snow

@Manishearth yeah, not sure how Ruby handles websockets

!!help

@hichris123 Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

@DoorknobofSnow there must be a gem

8:41 PM

Yay, so the bot dispute is over :P It is now un-breakable

!!google ruby websocket

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@ManofSnow I can break our bot.

Doorknob of Snow

rubygems.org/gems/websocket

!!eval 1111111111111111111111111+111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111‌111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111‌111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111‌11.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111‌11111111

@JanDvorak github.com/imanel/websocket-ruby ; github.com/faye/faye-websocket-ruby ; rubygems.org/gems/websocket

@hichris123 1.1111111111111112e+217

8:42 PM

!!eval 1+(close())

@BenjaminGruenbaum Break it.

@Manishearth "SyntaxError: Unexpected token ILLEGAL"

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@ManofSnow no, that'd tell you how to break it in our room.

@Manishearth "ReferenceError: window is not defined"

Benjamin Gruenbaum

Are you using Chrome?

Doorknob of Snow

!!> Array(5000000000).join("adasdadadasd")

8:43 PM

@BenjaminGruenbaum yes

@DoorknobofSnow "RangeError: Invalid array length"

Benjamin Gruenbaum

!!c> [1...10].map(x -> 2*x)

Doorknob of Snow

!!> Array(5000000).join("adasdadadasd")

@Manishearth "NaN"

@DoorknobofSnow "Exception: too many items"

Doorknob of Snow

!!doge

(ratelimiting ftw)

@BenjaminGruenbaum I don't believe you that you can break it

Doorknob of Snow

8:43 PM

!!listcommands

@DoorknobofSnow help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@ManofSnow I don't care :D

Doorknob of Snow

!!eval 1+1

!!stats

@BenjaminGruenbaum Darn it

@DoorknobofSnow 2

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:43 PM

!!mute ManofSnow

Doorknob of Snow

!!user 1223693

I think he's rate-limited ;D

Doorknob of Snow, Texas

20.5k 8 31 59

java javascript html jquery regex css ruby

Not working!

!!eval var Pi=0;var n=1;for (i=0;i<=1000;i++){Pi=Pi+(4/n)-(4/(n+2))n=n+4}

Doorknob of Snow

!!google Llama

!!1+2

Doorknob of Snow

8:44 PM

!!>1+1

Benjamin Gruenbaum

It's borked, don't worry ^_^

!!eval 1+2

@hichris123 3

@DoorknobofSnow 2

Benjamin Gruenbaum

!!muted away.

Doorknob of Snow

!!listcommands

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:44 PM

It's borked.

!!helps

@DoorknobofSnow help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo

@hichris123 Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Doorknob of Snow

!!google I am rate-limiting you

Benjamin Gruenbaum

!!mute ManofSnow

!!ban ManofSnow

@BenjaminGruenbaum Registered; need 1 more to execute

8:45 PM

!!tell ManOfSnow 5

@hichris123 Command 5 does not exist.

Benjamin Gruenbaum

two more people type !!ban ManofSnow

Doorknob of Snow

!!ban ManofSnow

!!ban ManofSnow

@DoorknobofSnow User ManofSnow added to mindjail.

@Bart Registered; need 1 more to execute

8:45 PM

@BenjaminGruenbaum What's it do?

Benjamin Gruenbaum

:D

ha

Doorknob of Snow

mindjail? :P

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@hichris123 he can't run bot commands now

!!unban ManOfSnow

8:46 PM

@DoorknobofSnow dev.twitter.com/discussions/6850 ; dev.twitter.com/discussions/10919 ; dev.twitter.com/discussions/7919

:D

!!unban ManOfSnow

!!info

!!unban ManOfSnow

Benjamin Gruenbaum

!!listcommands 2

8:46 PM

!!where's my pi calculation?

@hichris123 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Doorknob of Snow

!!ban ManofSnow

@DoorknobofSnow Registered; need 1 more to execute

noooo

@DoorknobofSnow I like Jonathan Hobbs's answer a lot. For what it's worth, my personal experience? A little while before "What should be the limits for chat bots interacting with regular users?" I happened to drop into that room, and was confused by the thing that greeted me. It said it accepted commands, so I tried some out. Then the room yelled at me to stop spamming. Terrible user experience.

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:47 PM

!!ban ManofSnow

!!unban ManofSnow

!!unban ManofSnow

@BenjaminGruenbaum User ManofSnow already in mindjail.

Doorknob of Snow

@Pops Alright, tell @Benjamin that :P

!!unban ManofSnow

Hey, you're the one who pinged me. And he's here right now anyways.

8:47 PM

!!eval var Pi=0;var n=1;for (i=0;i<=1000;i++){Pi=Pi+(4/n)-(4/(n+2))n=n+4}

I haven't been working on Charcoal :P

@hichris123 "SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier"

ha

@Undo What's wrong with it?

Doorknob of Snow

okay, I have to go. bye all

@hichris123 You do not have permission to use the command unban

8:48 PM

cya

@Undo You do not have permission to use the command unban

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@Pops right here, so it's OK we turn !!welcome on for new users again? (IIRC it only targets new users with over 20 (can speak) but under 1000 rep).

!!eval var Pi=0;var n=1;for (i=0;i<1000;i++){Pi=Pi+(4/n)-(4/(n+2))n=n+4}

@ManofSnow ;(

@hichris123 "SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier"

8:48 PM

Way rate-limited. :P

!!eval (Array.prototype.f=function(){return window})+[].f()

@Manishearth "ReferenceError: window is not defined"

nooo

!!eval var Pi=0;var n=1;for (i=0;i<=1000;i++){Pi=Pi+(4/n)-(4/(n+2)); n=n+4}

@hichris123 4005

Benjamin Gruenbaum

8:50 PM

!!> Function.prototype.call = function(){}

@BenjaminGruenbaum [object ErrorEvent]

!!eval var Pi=0;var n=1;for (i=0;i<=100000000000000000;i++){Pi=Pi+(4/n)-(4/(n+2)); n=n+4}

@hichris123 Maximum execution time exceeded

Noooooo

!!tell hichris google exponential notation numeric literal javascript

8:52 PM

@hichris developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/… ; informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=131025&seqNum=4 ; inkling.com/read/javascript-definitive-guide-david-flanagan-6th/…

@JanDvorak Um, what?

!!tell hichris eval 1e12

@hichris 1000000000000

I want to evaluate pi. :P

APNS credentials are crazy:

8:53 PM

@BenjaminGruenbaum I'm not really enthusiastic about trying to govern every little situation with an ever-growing rule system. If you find something that the room is okay with (and, as Jonathan's answer says, you're okay with maybe alienating some potential users) then go for it. The only other stipulation is that you can't do anything that's so objectionable that we don't want it associated with Stack Exchange. And yes, that is subjective.

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3 pems, 2 1 cer, and a p12 :P

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@Pops Thanks. That answers my question.

!!eval (function(){return arguments.callee.caller})()

@Manishearth "function ( code ) {\n\treturn eval( 'undefined;\\n' + code );\n}"

Benjamin Gruenbaum

@Manishearth github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/blob/master/source/codeWorker.js

8:57 PM

aw

@Manishearth "TypeError: Cannot read property 'caller' of null"

!!eval null=null

@hichris123 "ReferenceError: Invalid left-hand side in assignment"

@BenjaminGruenbaum I know. /me is trying to haxx

!!eval (function(){arguments.callee.caller=alert("hello")})()

@Manishearth "ReferenceError: alert is not defined"

8:59 PM

nooo

we need more lerts

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