> The metal bins crouch with their mouths wide open, like a tiger watching its prey. Each one adorned with different tribal paint, they wait patiently for their mid-day meal of pizza boxes and finished hummus packs.
> The cold, sullen sidewalks glide into a gentle rest as the morning begins. Every once in awhile, a foot or two walks by, awakening each from its sleep. After the disturbance is gone, they slowly fall back to sleep, only to be awaken again in the near future.
> Suddenly, a shrill battle cry rings throughout the ears of the inhabitants of the school. Doors fling open, being slammed against the wall with no regard for its handles surface. Sidewalks tense up as hundreds of foots run across them.
@TheUnhandledException I'm not writing something in the past
> As quickly as it began, the commotion ceases. Door shut themselves tightly. The metal bins slowly chew and digest their food. The bars return to their state of attention. Each mending their wounds, preparing for the next battle.
"Daddy, why did you and Mommy get married?" "Well, you know how sometimes two people love each other very much? In this case, it was because the date happened to be neat-looking. Both are good reasons"
Stack Overflow has just under 750k questions right now. It's gaining at a pace greater than 2k questions per day, so the 1,000,000th question will likely occur prior to mid October - perhaps as early as the two year anniversary of leaving beta.
I don't have a prize in mind right now (Maybe stac...
@TheUnhandledException yeah, originally it was and why not to use backwards smileys and then it was and when to use backwards smileys and then taken out
