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3:00 PM
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. so what's this?
And why gravatar? It's risky.
@Quill-HATMANIAC random.. something.. of the day? ;)
brb making coffee
 
@ShadowWizard That's what happens when you don't think 3D.
 
Why is shog so sad?
 
Still better than a chopped-off head, I will say.
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 maybe because she's mad at him?
 
3:06 PM
Who's that?
 
You find out ;)
 
Who's that?
 
Adam?
Bluefeet?
 
Nopes x 2.
 
Dat hat!
101 11
 
3:07 PM
Onebox doesn't show hats
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 Dat ....
 
You needz a zcreenshot
 
> If you'd like to tell me what you had for lunch, you can email me at abby@stackoverflow.com.
Sure!
 
3:08 PM
@UNIKITTY2.0 yup! That's the one.
Though now she should be happy, her revenge complete.
 
brb gotta send an urgent mailz
 
@ShadowWizard she is always mad at all of us :)
 
3:10 PM
@bluefeet Even now after the revenge? ;)
 
I got a higher score than that
 
Step aside, mortals.
 
@Quill-HATMANIAC Great, you got a higher awkward score, very impressive.
I would have gotten more points if I was old and used slide rules and stuff.
 
Damn I can't multi-select an answer
 
3:16 PM
@bjb568isceilingkat You need an aging potion?
 
s/a /an /
no
 
user image
4
I wanna select video games too :(
 
@bjb568isceilingkat higher scores than you in everything else too ;-;
> using MySpace
 
Dec 26 at 5:54, by bjb568 is ceiling kat
Oh, forgive me for I have sinned.
 
@berserk hack the test
that would give you automatic 100%
 
3:17 PM
nah, I am honestz
 
> How much memory (RAM) does the computer you are on have?
10000000 TB
 
these steam sales cut me deep
 
What if you're running in the cloud? o_o
Well, of just RAM, probably 10^7 TB is plenty.
 
I'm nerd god?
 
3:23 PM
> What do you claim to be?
Male
Female
Transgendered
Undecided
Blech
 
haha, they must add this option :p
 
New gender has just been found: blech!
 
> iPhone

With that word emphatically displayed, you got...
...erotically excited!
...sick; as in I'm getting sick of hearing about it!
...nothing.
huh?
BLECH
 
Poor @UniKity is bleched from all directions
 
LMAO
 
3:28 PM
> When I say TOS or TNG, what comes to mind?
STAR TREK WAI NO OPTION??
 
Huh? What's that?
 
star trek
The people wearing rainbow hats just now?
 
I mean TOS and TNG.
Oh...
 
TOS: The Original Series
TNG: The Next Generation
 
When I say PA, what comes to mind?
 
3:30 PM
 
Keeping quiet
 
LMAO
 
> Was the last naked thing you saw on the computer screen?
Blech
Some NSFW thing on physics SE
 
!!/blech
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 again??
 
3:31 PM
My priorities == Messed up :(
 
lol
> Can you physically obtain (i.e. not from the Internet), in less than 15 seconds...

...a command prompt?
Duh
Command Space Terminal
 
It's not on your dock?
 
> ...Group 3...
Sex
Blech
@Quill-HATMANIAC Yeah, but I must find it in the dock
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 Right, girls are icky. We must avoid the cooties.
 
3:33 PM
Poor @UNIKITTY2.0 not gonna make it till end.
 
@bjb568isceilingkat WAAT?
 
@bjb568isceilingkat Right!
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 WAAT?
 
Yep
Tavern is sooooooooooooooo off topic today
 
3:34 PM
blech
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 huh, you have to 'find' that?
 
@Quill-HATMANIAC Yes
My dock has jump in and out
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 Waldo
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 haah which dock? (smirk)
 
oh, I don't like that feature, gross
 
3:35 PM
> ...Group 5...
Screw this group!
 
Group 6: Windows c:
 
Windows XP
Somehow I have a windows xp computer that works and can connect to wifi and stuff
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 my dock is much prettier, and a tad simpler
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 whoa d000d
 
Uploads photo of it
Finds phone first
 
3:36 PM
MINE MINE MINE
totes the best
 
Lol
I don't even use the GH client
I use teh command line
 
bah, I no haz PhD in graph theory to understand the gits
 
lol
Wondering where image went to
Opens camera app
 
@bjb568isceilingkat oh well some people don't have 40 inch macs to have docks that large
 
@Quill-HATMANIAC What? He has a 40 inch mac?
 
3:39 PM
@Quill-HATMANIAC It's a 15" MBP…
 
wondering if dock is what I am thinking
 
@berserk no it's not ;)
 
Image uploading
 
Here it is in its full glory with no scaling.
 
3:41 PM
@bjb568isceilingkat Yep, super big
 
Needless to say, I usually have it in HiDPI mode.
 
3840px = 40inch
 
@ShadowWizard Haha, I knew you will get it :p
 
@bjb568isceilingkat don't show screenshots
 
cc @Dro but he is not here
 
3:42 PM
@berserk of course. Great minds...
 
my 13 inch MBA looks pitiful in comparison ;-;
 
c:
 
@Quill-HATMANIAC Same here
 
LMAO dat last msg.
 
Better than 9 11inch
 
3:42 PM
Bah, MBAs don't have as good of screens.
 
9 11inch and 3 13 inch
 
1 not in picture
 
breaks into uni house to steal shinnies
 
I wouldn't mind getting a Mac mini and Mac monitor soon
 
3:44 PM
Yay! windows xp is done!
 
@Braiam looks more like a school thing if I had to guess
 
@Braiam NOOOO
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What's the fastest way to earn money/caps? by Amaterasu on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 Whoa.
 
3:45 PM
Maybe tomorrow I'll take a screenshot
@SmokeDetector Flag the comment for free flagz
> Have you ever played a game for more hours than you got sleep that day?
Programming is a game?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: How to create view more button with Javascript? by user312632 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
I'm waiting for the day when SmokeDetector says "Link at end of body" and it literally is just a picture of Link
 
Bad!
Off topic
0
Q: VirtualBox drag and drop uses lot of CPU resources?

htc_m8I am running ubunutu on a virtual box. Sometimes when I resize a window or move a window around, the system hangs for a bit then it responds. My fan kicks in and I notice the VBoxCLient --draganddrop process utilizing a lot of my CPU. After killing the process and repeating my steps a few times, ...

 
4:02 PM
@PraxisAshelin this Link?
 
if it's not that one, I don't know which could be
 
oh, nice pic! changing
 
MY EYES
Stumbes over to toilet
 
what's a toilet doing near your desktop?
 
Nothing
I eared 62 rep on unibot today
 
4:06 PM
@Braiam it's waste of time to sit elsewhere, don't you think?
 
@Braiam For throwing the computer in when @Uni gets angry.
 
It's pain-relieving ya know.
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. you just made someone angry
 
@ShadowWizard makes sense
 
4:07 PM
Mr. Hedron
 
@ShadowWizard Mission Successful, who was it BTW?
 
13 secs ago, by Shadow Wizard
Mr. Hedron
 
Nah.
 
NAH.
 
4:08 PM
yUp.
 
NAH!
 
NaN
53
Q: How can 64 = 65?

ʇolɐǝz ǝɥʇ qoqHere is a interesting picture with two arrangements of four shapes. How can they make a different area with the same shapes?

 
.isNaN(@UniKitty);
 
True
 
What happened to you, o Tavern of old? Why must you be this way?
 
4:09 PM
!!/blame
 
@ShadowWizard It's hichris123's fault.
 
@hichris123 it's all your fault. You didn't stop this disaster in time.
 
I'm not a room owner. :P (though @JasonC is!)
 
my observations are: everything got worse when @JasonC became room owner...
 
4:12 PM
@ShadowWizard yup!
 
O_O accepted answer!
3
A: Using .click instead of onClick in a calculation form

RandomBot.click isn't actually part of JavaScript itself. It's part of a JavaScript library called jQuery If you use jQuery, this is what your code should look like: function addChar(input, character) { if (input.value == null || input.value == "0") input.value = character else input...

Comon 110 more rep to rep capz
And hat!
 
1 message moved from Shadow's Den
 
Can bots answer things if the owner is suspended?
I saw a lovely 50 rep bounty
3
Q: How to make a turtle run a program over the Modem API in computercraft

CoderGuyI have an advanced computer with a wireless modum in my world as well as several Wireless turtles. now I want to sent a program from that computer to the turtle and run it. I looked up the modum API on the ComputerCraft website but I could not find a way to do it. Do i need advanced turtles? Ar...

 
Still pinned :)
 
4:26 PM
@Mooseman Flags
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 Legally, no
 
@Mooseman Boo hoo hoo
+100 rep!
Well I'll just answer it
If I get suspended / longer then:
SCREW U ARCADE (YESH NO SPELLING FUR U) U SUCK BRO
 
@Mooseman You! Halt!
 
Anyway I edited stuff without being suspended
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Ohi
 
4:29 PM
\o
 
o/
 
@Mooseman Can't be unpinned either.
 
laughs maniacally
Wait since when are you RO?
 
Call shog
 
4:33 PM
> A mod mooseman cleared your vote.
?
 
"Where'd the unpin button g- oh, right, chat.meta.SE."
 
@Doorknob冰 Exactly haha
 
I dunno a while ago
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 uh yeah you're not supposed to.... so stop?
 
4:36 PM
1 message moved to Shadow's Den
 
Wait
 
Lol take it back
 
The pinned message is still here refreshed, gone
 
:(
 
4:50 PM
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Congrats for making it onto my global ignore list. Bye.
 
@Unihedron Good question. Put a bounty on it.
Hmm, I wonder what I did wrong.
@Sha you know what I did wrong?
Oh aha, now I get it.
Mr. Hedron was a thing.
I thought Sha was messing with me.
Now this is a dilemma . . . I still dunno what level of satire is appropriate in these chatrooms.
Anyway.
 
@Unihedron He was pinging Unikitty, but because your name also starts with Uni, you got pinged too...
 
I will never understand why people ping using the not-full username
seriously how hard is it to press tab
 
@ProgramFOX So that was what I did wrong?
 
4:57 PM
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I guess.
 
@Doorknob冰 Thing is I type the whole thing, not use a tab.
I only use it when I can't type.
 
Why?
 
Dunno.
 
It's literally a single keypress
 
I know I know.
 
4:57 PM
@​Uni<tab>
 
... that was not supposed to be a ping >_<
 
@Doorknob冰 Hmm, let's see:
@Door<<<
Oh. It pings.
That's weird, since three dots don't ping.
(Incorrect ellipsis)
Now wait a minute, I just didn't notice Unihedron ate the "AM" in his name.
 
RISK TAKER:
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A: How to make a turtle run a program over the Modem API in computercraft

RandomBotIt is possible. Setup this: In the turtle, run this: pastebin get XiYGLPXM This downloads the turtle side of the program. In the computer (Normal is fine), run this: pastebin get KRAsekkR This downloads the computer side of the program. Now, in the computer side, create a file called...

If I get nuked:
 
inb4 suspension
 
5:01 PM
32 mins ago, by UNIKITTY 2.0
SCREW U ARCADE (YESH NO SPELLING FUR U) U SUCK BRO
Anyways, I don't learn anything from this suspension because I don't own unidoggy and his friends
+117 rep on SO
 
Totally.
 
I don't get it
63k rep users not editing out the thanks!
 
Editing is a thankless task.
 
Random thing:
If I do get the bounty, maybe I'll merge :D
 
Merge what?
 
5:04 PM
Account merging sucks.
 
@ProgramFOX Accounts.
 
@ProgramFOX RandomBot with Unikitty
 
Oh. Well... if Random merges into Uni, Random gets suspended too.
 
lol
As in after the suspension is over
Actually, if Random is the merge target?
Uni gets nukes and turned into Random?
 
That could happen too.
 
5:07 PM
Random ain't no suspended
If it happens, I'll bug report on MSE
And get suspended again?
 
idk
 
If you are actually not related to Unidoggy or whatever it's called, I wonder why you haven't contacted the team yet.
 
I have
 
chiddens
 
5:11 PM
Mine is below
Asks on askshog.com: WAI I IS SUSPENDED ON ARQADE
 
wild, no-research guess: you're annoying.
10
 
lol
@Shog9 does this ping you?
> part of strukture
 
Solution: don't be annoying.
 
Easier said than done...
 
NOOOO
It doesn't even ping...
> You'll be allowed to talk again in 0 seconds.
 
sd k
 
Nice try.
 
MO spam? Some people must be bored...
 
@hichris123 Can I get from metasmoke how often Smokey reported on url shorteners? That is related to this on MSO: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/313621/…
 
I love the name of the cookie container for firefox/geeko: cookies.jar :D
 
lol
Speaks salad language
Peaches and Pears, I am a green bean. I am peas about my cabbage question. Can you please asparagus me please? Avocado or Carrot?
 
5:48 PM
@UNIKITTY2.0 Er, that was not a good edit.
 
No?
They should have a Shog hat: Get a review rejected by shog and shog alone
 
I'd call that hat "busted".
 
> What's your favorite villainous laugh?
7.9% Ohohohoho
11.8% Fufufufu
1.4% Hahaha
1.2% Heheh
1.6% Ahahaha
8.3% Muahahaha
7.7% Mwahahaha
5.7% Kekekeke
1.5% Hyuk hyuk hyuk
0.2% Woah oh oh
50.4% **A true villain instills fear with a mere smirk **
 
5:57 PM
@Braiam Markdown no working in multiline. :P
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I know...
 
1 more edit and I'll sleep
It's like 2am
 
hello other side of the world
 
And while I'm at it, an answer too
 
@Braiam I know you know. But for the benefit on a ":P".
 
6:03 PM
GAWD NEVERMIND
It got:
Closed
2 Anwers
Screaming in rage
 
it wasn't a good answer anyways
 
0
Q: Intel security and Page Not Found The page you were looking for has moved or does not exis…etc etc

vinurecently i uninstalled avast anti virus and installed AVG from that time something went wrong with all browsers( chrome and mozilla and IE). when i load the page some content is getting displayed before the actual content like below, Intel Security Business Home About Us Purchase United States -...

 
6:29 PM
@rene Well, there's metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/reason/72 but that was added in the past month...
for more extensive review, let me ping Undo.
 
@rene Yes.
Have a list of the commonly used ones?
 
why none of the symbols have titles? I want to know what the X and checkmarks mean
 
@hichris123 so that page is all posts of only answers?
 
@odnU nah, not yet but I guess we could pick the ones in findspam.py to have that checked?
 
6:32 PM
Probably
 
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 3 mins ago, by Normal Human
@hichris123 Shortened URL reports selectively: must be a short answer from 1-rep user.
 
hmm, why?
To much false positives?
 
2.2.2 :010 > ["bit.ly", "goo.gl", "tinyurl"].each do |site|
2.2.2 :011 >     count = Post.where("body LIKE '%#{site}%'").count
2.2.2 :012?>     puts "#{site}: #{count}"
2.2.2 :013?> end
bit.ly: 9
goo.gl: 26
tinyurl: 5
@rene ^
 
tnx, and this is questions and answers?
 
you can query smokey?
 
6:42 PM
@Braiam Yes
@rene Everything Smokey's reported since august sometime
 
OK
 
Higgs boson was found?
 
This is stupid
I spent the whole night helping SO, only to be nuked
I'll rather hug fredley and go back to arqade
RandomBot, Somewhere
1
 
@Braiam It can't be. I hid it very well.
 
6:57 PM
@ProgramFOX I'm pretty sure he knows that...
 
idk
 
@SmokeDetector I'm sure that will get closed
 
sd f
 

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