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4:00 PM
@Woodface So it is basically an experiment ran by the powers that be
 
Stackegg better watch out for its arch enemy, Spamagotchi.
 
in Java on Stack Overflow Chat, 6 mins ago, by Second Rikudo
https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/ restart their egg :P
^ everyone help!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Crack This it my homework by goldguest on puzzling.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Mooseman Blacklisted user.
 
4:01 PM
^^ ABUSIVE
 
@Mooseman On both the question and all the answers
 
I'm just happy that android.se just won the internet for the first time ;_;
 
@JasonC User blacklisted (10835 on puzzling.stackexchange.com).
 
Poor 10836; the meat in a troll sandwich.
 
user259867
4:03 PM
@AndrewT. Did my three NAA flags in 15 seconds help? I cast them just now.
 
@Woodface eh, uh... will check. back to moderating site, the real site.
 
So... troll face ...who wants to vote to restart SO's StackEgg?
 
Still working on raiding PPCG's.
 
Oh. There is a dedicated raid going on?
I can get behind this
where is it being planned?
 
Some sites have declared war.
 
@Andy Don't raid PPCG! Work on Community Building's egg instead!
 
@Woodface that definitely helps. I also flagged it.
 
@Andy PPCG destroied our StackEgg on public beta stage! :(
Help us!!
 
@ProgramFOX Last time I did that, it was just me.
 
@Andy True, I was busy defending PPCG. But I did the first ~20 days.
 
4:11 PM
@ProgramFOX Yeah. It's going to take a lot of waiting to get an Egg for CommunityBuilding
I think I'll just be happy with this
 
I'm addicted to stackegg
 
@bjb568 Go help Community Building!
 
no, I'm doing UX
by myself
 
Make it as a stand-alone app on mobile.
2
 
WHO HAS SABOTAGED MY UX GAME?!
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wait, restart?
:(
 
user259867
4:15 PM
@AndrewT. Including Windows Phone, of course.
 
WHY?!
WHO DID IT?
I WANT TO PUNCH THRU INTERNAT!
 
Heck, even Symbian for Nokia :D
 
anime and manga are going for the third succesful site lanuch
do nothing appears harmful
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to use a java class within main activity? by user4601488 on stackoverflow.com
 
seems so, it really does nothing
 
user259867
4:27 PM
Among SO users with default username, only one has 100K: user113716. Wasn't seen since 2011.
 
user259867
The runner up, user370305, is far behind: 52K vs 160K
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: infinite ViewPager with fragment by Ghulam Nabi on stackoverflow.com
 
@bjb568 I flag a chat message on my local DD copy, then I go to the Mod thingy and it says that there are no items to review.
 
You can't review your own posts.
 
oh, I see
 
4:30 PM
@Woodface His name was "patrick" at some point.
 
goes to use chat search to find out the Mongo JS to create a new user
 
user259867
Right: patrick or patrick dw. Reverted to default in late October 2011, before quitting the site.
 
@ProgramFOX you can use the login page :p
 
@bjb568 no, because then I have to confirm email and I don't have any email settings on my VM
 
you can do the confirming part via mongodb command lining
 
4:33 PM
true
well, I think I almost found that command :p
 
on code golf stockegg now
oh, y'all're trolls
 
@bjb568 Your chat-flag-queue looks good.
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
:D
@ProgramFOX you can merge then
 
4:44 PM
k
done
 
So do you think github.com/bjb568/DevDoodle/pull/191 is a good idea?
 
dinner, then have to take shower, will look at it when back
 
Just as I thought... flagging the usual spam is more fun than the drama caused by StackEggchange.
 
@ProgramFOX go eat! eat good
chat flags queue is live!
 
@bjb568 link?
 
Not SE? :/
 
no
 
Sam
5:08 PM
@bjb568 So... who has level 2 moderator tools access?
 
me
I could give you mod access.
Nah, get at least 100rep first.
 
Sam
~ Bjb, single handedly fighting QA rubbish since <enter date here>.™
@bjb568 Sure.
 
user259867
5:29 PM
Jan 11 at 3:15, by Shog9
I heard DevDoodle gets 20,000 questions per day, and bjb single-handedly deletes all of them
 
Sam
@Woodface That came to mind actually, but I couldn't find a link.
 
@bjb568 looks like a good idea
 
user259867
> If you think Stackoverflow has lost its way, you need to listen to latest podcast starting thirty minutes in (skip @JayHanlon parts at beg) -- Michael Pryor at 9:51 AM - 31 Mar 2015 via Twitter
 
If this is real, Amazon made a bad choice to announce it around April 1: amazon.com/oc/dash-button
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Yay! Community Building wins the internet!
 
5:43 PM
:D
 
@ProgramFOX yay
 
6:02 PM
Looks for SO's actual restart button...
"Close" disappeared off of stackegg?
 
Can we go ahead and auto delete every last closed question on SO?
2
 
Ah it's just not an option for public beta
 
Utilities acting weird
 
@Mooseman wow, that's… meh. I don't know whether it's supposed to be an april fools joke or not
 
Err... Widget
 
6:13 PM
@bjb568 I wonder if it'd be against ToS to get it and take it apart and flash it...
 
@Mooseman Wow, that's even less than 0 click ordering. And I wonder how you cancel an order.
 
@JasonC Their video says "you'll get a notification on your phone so you can cancel if you need to"
I can't wait for them to get sued though. "My toddler ordered 500 cases of TP!"
 
We should buy the SE team a dash button for the 55-gallon barrel of lube.
And tell them it's for paper cups or something.
 
@JasonC ...or this >:D
 
Lol
 
6:21 PM
See, I made a bug-attack :D
 
user259867
Meh, the whole site is one bug report.
4
 
user259867
Not to mention it's de facto a forum.
 
user259867
In other news, SE achieved gender parity on windowsills:
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user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: COMPLEX EXPONENTIAL SIGNALS by jean on math.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
6:27 PM
@SmokeDetector so very complex. VLQ
 
user259867
Stats election ends in an hour, what a cliffhanger there.
 
cky
@Woodface Huh, I missed that fun. Bummer.
 
@Woodface Yup, I definitely see the 55-gallon drum of lube dash button in the background.
 
user259867
@Woodface in a reference to i.stack.imgur.com/2wsn4.png for those who weren't there.
 
cky
@Woodface What was the occasion, anyway? I've completely missed the thing.
 
6:34 PM
@cky Oh wait, apparently you can haz a diamond :)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SCHMITT TRIGGER by Kunal Gururani on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
What do you think about this edit? stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/7534005
 
> I have voting to close this question because April Fools.
 
user259867
@cky I forgot; it looked like a regular dev team meeting, I only took note of the photo because of the stark difference in chair/windowsill distribution by gender. Today's was an improvement.
 
cky
@Woodface Haha, cool.
 
user259867
6:41 PM
@ProgramFOX Looks invalid to me; the OP did not say those are integer points. Then again, the anonymous editor could be the OP from another computer. Either way, looks like a -1 question destined for roomba.
 
7:10 PM
@Woodface Maybe someday one of the women will earn a place at the table!
 
cky
@AlexisKing ...maybe you? :-)
 
user259867
Health is in private beta now.
 
@cky hurgh, I do need a job >.>
 
cky
@AlexisKing We are hiring. :-)
 
@Woodface Let me know when it hits public beta so I can get deputy in a week.
 
cky
7:18 PM
@AlexisKing Why wait? Join already.
 
@cky I don't want to have to move to New York. :P
 
cky
@AlexisKing Well, you can work remotely, and get your place at the table when you're visiting. Also, my comment is about health.stackexchange.com
 
lol
 
@Woodface I'll try not to get banned, but I really want to know what happened to that ice cube I swallowed.
@AlexisKing No come to NY it's great. MONEY IS DISAPPEAR
 
@JasonC I live in LA, so I have something of a sense for that. ;P
 
7:26 PM
Oh, yup, NY might even be a walk in the park, then.
 
user259867
Question #2 on Health is an extreme close-up of someone's teeth. Extrapolate from that...
 
user259867
I didn't feel like clicking on the title "Should I remove this blister?"
 
user259867
gone
 
gone
 
7:38 PM
gone
Sounds like a frustrated Stack Egg'er, but still.... spam is spam.
 
For an april's fool we generate a lot of drama
 
Programmers are known for making lot of drama out of virtually anything :D
Just see all the bug reports over missing "s", misplaced pixel, etc
 
Even the drama is virtualized
 
@Woodface Finally got user #25 :D
 
WUT?
We've received 130+ flags on that answer, most of those are declined/dismissed. That answer isn't going anywhere. — bluefeet ♦ 1 hour ago
I propose to keep StackEgg around for those 130 flaggers to play with
 
user259867
7:45 PM
Speaking of flags on answers: here I custom-flagged the accepted answer for plagiarism and possible sockpuppet of the question author. But is the question itself closable?
 
Oooh, StackEgg?
 
@rene It's META, people...
 
@rene 130 flags in total, not just today
 
That really doesn't matter
stop wasting time of our mods NOW!
 
@rene well, people are afraid/dislike things they don't understand, it's just natural such post would get so many flags.
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7:51 PM
I'm afraid so I flagged that
 
:p
Subway Meatball Marinara sandwich is good.
 
user259867
@bjb568 For a cat, perhaps.
 
user259867
I would not feed it to a human.
 
but it's goooood
toasted, provolone, onions, mayonaise
with cookies!
 
8:00 PM
@bjb568 no eggs?
 
So far today I've overflowed the kitchen sink, dumped a full shop-vac on my floor, dropped an open box of packing peanuts down the stairs, and everything I've said on the internet has been stupid. Sigh. Does anybody have any good pictures of cats?
 
@ShadowWizard Hm… I didn't get eggs, but eggs might work
 
@bjb568 go buy Stack Egg. I hear it's really good.
 
:D
 
8:01 PM
That do anything for you?
 
@AlexisKing Word. I can't forget, no matter how much I suck, I'm still way more awesome than bjb.
 
user259867
@ShadowWizard Eggs at Subway is a dangerous proposition.
 
@Woodface even boiled eggs?
 
8:03 PM
Nice. Oh wait, I think it's time for...
 
lol, wondered when this will be back ;)
 
user259867
I think fastfood.se could be viable; it's a distinct topic from cooking.se
 
Lol
 
@Woodface Q: Is Taco Bell considered food?
 
@AlexisKing A: TOTES!
 
8:04 PM
17
Pizza

Proposed Q&A site for cultural historians, foodies, psycho-geographers, and anyone interested in the cultural, historical and culinary aspects of pizza and its regional variants both within Italy and in the global Italian diaspora

Closed before being launched.

 
> closed as duplicate of Seasoned Advice by Robert Cartaino♦ Mar 16 at 14:12
 
@ShadowWizard Yeah, that made me happy.
 
new stats mods
 
8:05 PM
status-too-many-cats
2
 
Bahaha
 
Wow, so, catgifs.org exists.
 
put rate limiting on cat pictures, most 3 per day for a single user, 10 per day in a room
 
user259867
@Undo What a cliffhanger.... opavote.org/results/5714987150475264/0
 
8:06 PM
@AlexisKing Lol, catoverflow.com
@ShadowWizard I support that only if it's a minimum rate limit.
 
Omg he's out of control
Bjb's become sentient.
4
 
a classic:
 
@ShadowWizard Good lord
^ Haha, that's so awesome
 
8:09 PM
status-inferior-species
 
@bjb568 Haha
Ok I'm satisfied. Thanks for lookin' out. Now I have to go so I don't miss my flight (yeah, I will).
 
:p
 
@bjb568 Um... Are you drunk?
 
Lol \o
 
o/
 
8:12 PM
More proof that @bjb is actually Shog.
7
 
@Mooseman uh… no
 
Remember when Shog was on autopilot?
 
user259867
Graphic design election is far more interesting than Stats.
 
bjb must have a warehouse full of cat gifs
 
:p
 
8:14 PM
Oh wait:
Ok bye.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Minesweeper in Python by Suckadick long on codereview.stackexchange.com
 
You guys passed up the perfect opportunity
to call it Stackagotchi
 
This room has been hijacked by @bjb
2
 
:D
 
Abandon hope all ye who enter here
 
user259867
8:19 PM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Woodface Blacklisted user.
 
@AlexisKing I blame @Jason
 
Toxoplasmosis.
 
user259867
Offensive answer to flag, way up there.
 
user259867
> That momment with a really annoying user triggers an automated spam filter... -- Nick Craver at 1:03 PM - 31 Mar 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
8:19 PM
I think it's @nicael ... ^^
 
oh whoops flagged spam instead of abuse
 
@Woodface lmao
 
@bjb568 please stop
 
@Doorknob ok
inb4 "Who ate my ram?"
 
those gifs are killing my page
 
8:22 PM
 
can someone kill a few please?
 
summons @Mooseman's gif
 
Where's the new guy, @animuson, when you need him :P
 
@SmokeDetector where? I don't see any wabsites
 
there's got to be at least six of us here that want them gone :P
 
8:22 PM
ok then, ready @Undo?
;P
(I don't have 10 rep on meta so I won't see it happening)
hmm, just 3700 rep to go..
 
@Inf we need your super powers again to clean @bjb568's mess :D
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected, Blacklisted user: Minesweeper in Python by SuckadicklongOG on codereview.stackexchange.com
 
:P
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Minesweeper in Python by SuckadicklongOG on codereview.stackexchange.com
 
wait lemme bookmark
 
8:23 PM
kitty litter
Where have all the kitties gone, long time sassin?
Catprints!
A muddy kitty has trodden upon the starboard!
3
 
:D
 
9:12 PM
var https = require('https');
var fs = require('fs');
var atob = require('atob');

var options = {
  pfx: atob(fs.readFileSync('server.pfx').toString())
};

https.createServer(options, function(req, res) {
  res.writeHead(200);
  res.end("hello world\n");
}).listen(1337);
crypto.js:176
      c.context.loadPKCS12(pfx);
                ^
Error: wrong tag
    at Object.exports.createCredentials (crypto.js:176:17)
    at Server (tls.js:1127:28)
    at new Server (https.js:35:14)
    at Object.exports.createServer (https.js:54:10)
    at Object.<anonymous> (/Users/brian/Desktop/DevDoodle/https.js:9:7)
    at Module._compile (module.js:456:26)
    at Object.Module._extensions..js (module.js:474:10)
    at Module.load (module.js:356:32)
    at Function.Module._load (module.js:312:12)
ugh, anybody know how to https in node?
 
Use a real language?
 
@hichris123 Hey, it's loads better than PHP.
 
But but PHP!
 
@hichris123 hey
 
Also, @AlexisKing, you forgot about this. ;)
24 hours ago, by hichris123
@AlexisKing How would you do that?
 
9:17 PM
@hichris123 Very carefully. :)
 
Gah, I guess I replied to the wrong message. :( I meant, how would you implement the code @bjb568 had? Currently dealing with a PHP system in which we do pretty much that (string replacement).
@AlexisKing ^
 
@hichris123 Well, PHP is basically a templating engine itself.
 
I love template string replacement.
 
It's not a great one, but it works.
 
yeah, it's great except for the part where it sucks
 
9:20 PM
There's also PHP template engine libraries like Smarty.
 
@AlexisKing What would you do though? Drop it and try jQuery? :P
 
@hichris123 I'd use Angular.
 
Should I ask a question on SO about the https?
 
@bjb568 Maybe Server Fault?
 
It's node, it's code, so it's overflow!
 
9:22 PM
63
Q: node.js, socket.io with SSL

BeyondI'm trying to get socket.io running with my SSL certificate however, it will not connect. I based my code off the chat example: var https = require('https'); var fs = require('fs'); /** * Bootstrap app. */ var sys = require('sys') require.paths.unshift(__dirname + '/../../lib/'); /** * Modul...

2
Q: Setting up SSL with node.js

gotta have my popsI bought an SSL certificate at GoDaddy and I'm using the following node.js server to attempt to set it up: var https = require('https'), // module for https fs = require('fs'); // required to read certs and keys var options = { key: fs.readFileSync('../../ssl/example.com...

5
Q: Node.js + SSL support

TK-421Recent commits reference TLS progress. Any idea when it will be ready? If not, what are the options for using SSL with a node app at the present time? Reverse proxy nginx? Is there a good tutorial available for using SSL with node? Most professional apps need to support SSL these days and it wo...

 
nopenopenope
 
@AlexisKing It's not going to be rewritten, I can tell you that. :( It's a probably 10 year old codebase (half-modernized over time) using mysql_* functions still.
 
@hichris123 Well then, you're screwed! :D
 
Prettttttttty much.
@SmokeDetector ignore already edited
 
@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
9:25 PM
(removed)
 
..........
 
@bjb568 tpu
 
I should go vote for more questions :P
Congrats!
 
9:48 PM
that took too long for you
vote more
@bjb568 crypto.createCredentials is deprecated!
whyyyyyy
Ok, will definitely post on SO
 
44 questions asked on meta.SE today (not including all the spams/deleted questions), with an hour remaining
 
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Q: HTTPS using a .pfx file

bjb568var https = require('https'); var fs = require('fs'); var atob = require('atob'); var options = { pfx: atob(fs.readFileSync('server.pfx').toString()) }; https.createServer(options, function(req, res) { res.writeHead(200); res.end("Hello world!\n"); }).listen(1337); I'm pretty sure I did...

 
I wonder what happens when lets say @nicael who asked a dozen or so questions today, gets serial upvoted by many users, and hits the rep cap, then the reputation is reversed, but would any of the rep that came after +200 that wasn't serial, be allowed back in?
 
@Roombatron5000 Don't encourage another @nicael question. ;)
 
10:05 PM
this april fools seems to require too much reading
@AlexisKing blame @TimPost meta.stackexchange.com/a/252392/244519
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQLSTATE:HY000, SQLCODE: -385 by user62514 on dba.stackexchange.com
 
10:24 PM
yay, math.se won the internet
still is lq
 
@Roombatron5000 No. The reversal occurs on the other day and doesn't affect the previous at all. Moreover, it's completely immune to rep cap. (ref: my rep :D)
 
user259867
@bjb568 No surprise there.
 
I'm confused why people are obsessed with StackEgg. I mean it's fun and all, but there are more useful things to do...
 
NO THERE ARE NOT!
STACKEGG IS LIFE!
 
10:41 PM
Obviously.
 
Obviously.
 
0
Q: StackEgg is mispronounced

nicaelI mean, that's not good to break the tendency of writing, for example, "Stack Exchange" or "Stack Overflow" or "Super User" or etc. So. It should be. Untypoed! Why StackEgg, while it must be Stack Egg? Even my auto-correction doesn't respect it.

 

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