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3:00 PM
@Mooseman add ! in the beginning
 
@Vogel612'sShadow Yes. 128 is max. Not sure why it isn't oneboxing though.
 
!http://unicornify.appspot.com/avatar/7786654f6b6a14406e691c04f9c5eb4b6f7d9545?‌​s=128
 
because @....
 
The ! force oneboxing as picture
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@Moosebot unicornify Shadow Wizard
 
user280395
3:01 PM
 
@ShadowWizard star x100
 
@Moosebot why are you so brown
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot unicornify @DroidDev
 
user280395
3:03 PM
 
afk
@Moosebot unicornify DroidDev
 
user280395
 
Should I strip the @?
 
hmm..... good question
display name can have anything so not sure
 
Just if it's the first char
 
3:04 PM
let's see....
@Moosebot unicornify ้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้‌​้้้้้้้้้้
 
user280395
 
ohhh, ZALGO ^
 
@Moosebot unicorn @ShadowWizard
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot unicorn ShadowWizard
 
user280395
3:04 PM
 
still believe balpha should remake that service with pony flash puppets.
 
@Moosebot unicorn @ShadowWizard
 
user280395
 
ermagherd unicorns...
 
@Moosebot SHOG
 
user280395
3:06 PM
@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
 
I wonder whether @Moosebot analyzes the whole message for something like shog
 
user280395
@Vogel612'sShadow DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
 
maybe he shog ingly also does that for messages where he isn't mentioned?
hmm. that would've been a real shog, right @Moosebot
 
user280395
@Vogel612'sShadow DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
 
3:08 PM
facedesks as self-punishment for the lame puns
 
Someone fix tchrist's answer please. It's NAA!!! stackoverflow.com/a/4298865/3622940
 
@Moosebot checks the whole message for terms such as fox
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot also donuts
 
user280395
 
3:12 PM
@Moosebot brown shog unicorn fox
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot brown shog fox unicorn Mooseman
 
user280395
 
heh, fox has top priority
 
@ShadowWizard I will rewrite some stuff to check terms in order given
 
3:13 PM
@Moosebot brown shog unicorn kill Mooseman
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
 
and shog is #2
 
In order, it's donuts burninate fox shog alive pizza brown pony
 
you forgot kill
@Moosebot kill donuts burninate fox shog alive pizza brown pony
hmm....
 
user280395
I got an error here. will fix later.
 
not bad ^
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
Went to AP fair thing, people want me to take ALL THE THINGS! Like stats and comp science.
Guess how many people were at the Latin booth...
 
@bjb568 -1?
@Moosebot unicornify bjb568
 
3:40 PM
@ShadowWizard as in, "the next person who comes will get obliterated"?
 
@JanDvorak yup
 
@ShadowWizard yup
 
so you were the 0th person in the Latin booth, @bjb568?
 
@ShadowWizard BJB seems not obliterated to me.
 
:P
(bjb is lowercase)
 
3:45 PM
case doesn't Matter. oR doeS it?
 
Yes
 
do we have a case of case sensitive cat here?
 
Maybe even case-hypersensitive
 
:D
 
Get off his case will you
 
3:46 PM
oh no... @Bart we need your skillz as a vet
 
It has had a good life @ShadowWizard. It's going to live on a farm now.
 
D:
 
@Bart but.... but... what will we do with its sunglaSSes?
 
d:|b (my headphones fell off my head while I was sleeping)
 
3:48 PM
@ShadowWizard give them to the poor African children?
 
q_p :-(
 
brb. Going to punch a random inanimate object.
 
@Bart why? someone stole your stars again? :D
 
Use the computer screen. It's nearby and random enough. Plus, you won't have to listen to us anymore.
 
@JanDvorak actually that's not true. @Bart would still make a noise come out of his speakers so he would hear us just fine.
 
3:50 PM
@ShadowWizard license server woes. Works on a colleague's machine. Doesn't on mine. Can ping the server. Even telnet to the port. But no license validation.
Haven't been able to do a thing all day.
 
@Bart let me guess.... Microsoft?
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@Bart I just ripped auth out of a project so I could work on it without messing with OAuth
all the other people working on it are still messing with tokens and keys and callbacks and stuff
 
@ShadowWizard nope, not even. LM-X stuff in a library we use.
Yay for floating licenses
 
You mean your company has its own License Server, @Bart?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AJUDA COM PESQUISA DE TCC by user2903271 on pt.stackoverflow.com
 
3:58 PM
@ShadowWizard yeah. We have a 3rd party library we use which checks for a license on a license server we run. Has always worked on my machine. Had to reinstall it after HD failure. Still works on the other machines, but not on mine.
 
@Bart log files are your friend here then, usually it means something is borked in the software and proper software would generate some error log
 
meh, nevermind me :P
 
Microsoft is well known for not having any trace of useful error logging, but since it's not Microsoft, not all is lost :)
anyway.... as a last resort you can do what @SPArchaeologist has thought about a while ago, @Bart
in Shadow's Den, Oct 15 '14 at 7:49, by SPArchaeologist
I think I will start a kickstarter to build a doom ray satellite and point it at Redmond HQ....
(in your case, point it at the 3rd party company HQ ;))
 
Let's see how their support responds. So far the usual "have you tried <obvious things>?"
 
@Bart reminds me of a certain site.....
 
4:24 PM
Wow ... apparently it now only works if you run as admin ...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AJUDA COM PESQUISA DE TCC by user2903271 on pt.stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
4:36 PM
status-suspensa
 
^ Lounge<C++> and a newb?
 
5:24 PM
@Bart no, this guy wife and son:
 
user259867
I like unexplained downvotes... — Shog9 ♦ 28 mins ago
 
user259867
Happy to oblige. Over 14K now.
 
154
Q: Send authors an inbox message if their question gets closed

TheLQI think it would really help if you get notified that a question of yours was closed. Especially for the multi-site power user, usually (at least for me) a question is asked and then left alone for while. I rely on the network-wide inbox to tell me when someone has commented or answered, but if ...

no last minute answer?
:(
 
user259867
5:56 PM
Title of the day (so far): Probability: The one true fish
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6:25 PM
@Moosebot alive
 
user280395
@Mooseman I. AM. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
 
@Moosebot kill @ShadowWizard
 
user280395
> @ShadowWizard has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
@Moosebot kill robo-reviewers
 
user280395
> robo-reviewers has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
6:31 PM
^ pluralization bug!!
 
What is the probability that if your professor finds this question posted on a site, asking for help, that you'll not be expelled? — Lynn Crumbling 34 secs ago
 
user259867
@Mooseman Be more explicit about the manner of disposal, picking a method at random. E.g., "has been bludgeoned with a giant S". Maybe less repetitiveness in the apologies part too.
 
@Fundamental +1
 
user259867
@LynnCrumbling It's usually not a problem, honestly -- even if it is homework. Consider that colleges typically maintain drop-in help centers for troubleshooting their students' math homework in lower level classes. From a professor's point of view, there isn't much difference in where the students get help from.
 
@Fundamental And he said it's a previous exam question, so no worries..
 
6:47 PM
Just came across an answer that included "you really must use jQuery to solve this problem" :o
 
@Mooseman :O
@Mooseman where?
 
So. Many. Scrapers. google.com/…
 
@LynnCrumbling there's a big IF before the phrase
 
6:54 PM
HAHAHAH. Oops.
Damn google partial matches. (and my inability to pay attention to details)
 
@SmokeDetector why?
 
@Braiam the post contains "shit"
 
7:36 PM
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@Undo Registered as false positive, added title to Bayesian doctype 'good', whitelisted user.
 
user259867
Still waiting for the first true positive from offensive body check...
 
@Fundamental Don't worry, Pham would already had fished several buckets of tuna NAAs by then.
Night!
 
user259867
It's not like there is a lot of false reports, but one can consider setting maxLength for the body. This was a 16000 character post... true-positive offensive posts are unlikely to be over 1000 chars. @Undo
 
user259867
The real examples I saw were pretty short, actually.
 
7:41 PM
ditto for posts that are not offensive
 
That's a good idea
 
@Moosebot halp
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon.
 
now behold the Master Bot Breaker
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot kill yourself
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
 
7:44 PM
Usually you get the purpose first, then write the thing.
 
referring to the halp text.
 
@Moosebot kill something
 
user280395
> something has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
@Moosebot kill hello world
 
user280395
7:46 PM
> hello world has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot kill
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
 
it won't let me put it into infinite recursion :(
 
@ShadowWizard why would you want to stuff a duck with moose anyway?
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7:47 PM
last try...
 
Hallo
 
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot help
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
 
so it won't let more than one command per message... smart!
 
@Moosebot kill Moosebot
 
user280395
7:48 PM
@Undo I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot
 
@Moosebot kill \@Moosebot
 
user280395
> \ has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
:(
 
it's becoming smarter than us D:
 
7:49 PM
@Moosebot kill Moоsebot
 
user280395
> Moоsebot has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
>:D
 
hmm... how?
 
user259867
o from another alphabet?
 
I'm not gonna say anything :P
 
7:50 PM
Why are you so orange @Fundamental?
 
user259867
&zwnj; ?
 
user259867
@InfiniteRecursion To avoid having to learn Java, obviously.
 
@Moosebot kill כל המלחמות
 
user280395
> כל המלחמות has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
yay! world peace!
 
7:51 PM
Oh you and your fake characters
 
Orange is the new Black, didn't you know that @Inf? ;)
 
user259867
Hey, I'm not impersonating a mod here. Or am I?
 
nah
 
@ShadowWizard Then Bart needs an upgrade ;)
 
Except maybe on SciFi
 
7:52 PM
You know what they say: "Once you go orange .... well ... go see a doctor"
 
orange diamond? hardly
 
@InfiniteRecursion @Bart always need an upgrade
 
user259867
Well, if I was, I would move the diamond to the left, closer to the name in chat. And made it blacker and narrower..
 
closer, but still nowhere close enough :P
@Fundamental except mods don't have diamonds in their chat messages.
 
7:53 PM
@Undo huh! so @Fundamental better not go to their chat room!
 
only blueness
 
 
@Bart /me likes
 
@Bart Not enough orange.
 
@InfiniteRecursion I'm also Dutch ... orange enough yet?
 
7:55 PM
@Bart :D
 
@Moosebot kill Moоsebot
 
user280395
> Moоsebot has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
@ShadowWizard if she changes it to that, she has to become a mod as well. What would be more perfect than @bluefeet and Orange Chick as a dynamic duo?
 
@Moosebot kill moosebot
 
user280395
7:57 PM
@Mooseman I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
@Moosebot kill Moosebot
 
user280395
@Mooseman I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
@Undo Well done...
 
@Moosebot donuts burninate fox shog alive pizza brown pony
 
user280395
 
7:58 PM
@Mooseman :D
 
@Moosebot kill donuts
 
@Undo But seriously. Tell us.
 
@Mooseman still don't know?
 
user280395
> donuts has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
O (О о; italics: О о) is a letter of the Cyrillic script. O commonly represents the close-mid back rounded vowel /o/, like the pronunciation of ⟨o⟩ in Scottish English "go". == History == The Cyrillic letter O was derived from the Greek letter Omicron (Ο ο). The name of O in the Early Cyrillic alphabet was онъ (onŭ), meaning "he" or "it". In the Cyrillic numeral system, O had a value of 70. == Form == === Modern fonts === In modern-style typefaces, the Cyrillic letter O looks exactly like the Latin letter O ⟨O o⟩ and the Greek letter Omicron ⟨Ο ο⟩. === Church Slavonic printed fonts ...
 
7:59 PM
@Undo +1
 
@Moosebot burninate PHP
 
user280395
 
lol
Is it a sillybot @Mooseman?
 
@Moosebot kill @Moo @Dro @Uni
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
 
8:01 PM
@Moosebot why not?
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
 
@InfiniteRecursion hey SillyBot was my invention! :D
 
@InfiniteRecursion Until I figure out why it should exist, yup.
 
@ShadowWizard :D
@Mooseman Your bot is more fun than borkey Mr.Botling
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard double mentions break things...
 
8:06 PM
@Moosebot kill @Dro @Uni @Pro
 
user280395
> @Dro @Uni @Pro has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
Update pushed
@Moosebot kill @Moo @ShadowWizard @Unihedro
 
user280395
@Mooseman I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
@Moo kill @Moo
 
8:08 PM
sockets died
 
user280395
> *@Moo @ShadowWizard @Unihedro? A monkey ripped his face off...
 
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot kill something
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
user280395
@Moosebot Command not recognized.
 
@Fundamental Done
 
user280395
8:10 PM
@Mooseman Command not recognized.
 
user280395
@Moosebot Command not recognized.
 
uh oh
 
user280395
@Mooseman Command not recognized.
 
user280395
@Moosebot Command not recognized.
 
why is it replying to itself?
infinite loop, finally? ;)
 
8:11 PM
I changed the bot name regex variable... which matches everything but itself. Fixed now.
@Moosebot kill Shadow Wizard
 
user280395
> *Shadow Wizard was killed by Col. Mustard with the Wrench in the Billiard Room.
 
@Moosebot kill the pizza
 
user280395
> the pizza was sniped whilst heading to the market.
 
afk
 
azxvvxncbazc
 
8:19 PM
@Moosebot kill @Uni @Moosebot kill with fire
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
turns off sounds
 
\o
 
noooooo.... now pinging @Uni won't be fun anymore :-(((
 
user280395
@Moosebot kill you
 
8:30 PM
what? ^
 
user280395
I tried...
 
kill @Moosebot kill @Moosebot
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Please specify a victim.
 
kill @Moosebot kill @Moosebot kill something
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Please specify a victim.
 
8:33 PM
!!/alive?
 
@TGMCians Of course
 
@Bart that'd be interesting.
 
@bluefeet see. Make it happen :)
 
@Bart I've got no control over who is a mod.
 
That's no "can do" attitude ...
 
user259867
8:38 PM
47 mins ago, by Fundamental
o from another alphabet?
 
user259867
called it. =D
 
yep :)
 
user259867
And I did have Cyrillic in mind, partly because it's my native language's alphabet.
 
@Moosebot kill Moosebot
 
@Mooseman I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
8:41 PM
/o\
 
\o/
 
randomness rules!
 
Probably pseudorandom.
 
user259867
 
8:56 PM
 
user259867
xkcd > dilbert
 
user259867
Because onebox (and other reasons)
 
@bjb568 What? Is botling faking Moosebot now?
 
@Moosebot is dead :(
 
@InfiniteRecursion Uh…
Hey, it does what it wants.
 
8:59 PM
The only thing original about Borkey is its borkedness.
 
Someone should make a bot to say "your mom" jokes to other bots.
 
@ShadowWizard Try killing bjbotling now :D
 
What exactly is the point of toombstones anyway?
 
@bjb568 like you
 
9:01 PM
yea
I think it's sentient or something.
 
@InfiniteRecursion no can do, it got no commands :(
@bjb568 roll
 
doesn't roll
 
@bjb568 sit
 
doesn't have a physical form
 
@ShadowWizard No roll, it's a troll
 
9:02 PM
@bjb568 make a shower
 
hmm...
@bjb568 make money
 
bjbotling started as a LQ bot and evolved into a troll.
 
@ShadowWizard $$$
 
@bjb568 make a 10x12' carpet with cats and dogs on it
 
9:04 PM
no
 
@bjb568 ping @bjb568
 
Recursion is the bots bane
 
^ The magician's secret revealed - how to kill a bot
 
someone said recursion?
5
 
voted
 
I love it when people ask SO to parrot the documentation.
 
real life infinite recursion ^
 
Thanks for the votes. does not get much traffic.
 
@ShadowWizard ooooooold
 
9:22 PM
@bjb568 so? it's still relevant ;)
 
so…
 
ooooooold
There's something wrong with my clipboard.
 
the spring must have broke
 
Probably.
 
9:24 PM
@bjb568 be thankful it display only the last thing you put there and not pulling random entry from the past :D
 
:P
 
oh, yeah. the question came in an hour ago, and the edit was to remove the caps
 
Yup.
Why does it get silent in here when I arrive?
 
9:50 PM
We wondered when you would finally get the clue...
 
lol
 
I'm really getting tired of repeatedly hitting SSD in the close vote queue on meta. Could someone with an MSE diamond finally just go and rampage through [synonym-request] and start Closing All the Things™?
 
SSD?
You're punching a solid state drive? How cruel.
 
@Doorknob what we really need is non-employee mods that have time to take care of the site.
 
@hichris123 No, the keyboard shortcut for "close as 'pertains to a specific site'." :P
 
9:57 PM
Yay new CUDA version!
 

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