Tavern on the Meta

I have a window of chat (dozen tabs), a window for each school assignment (assignment tab, wikipedia tabs, etc), a DD window, a time wasting window (YouTube, reddit, etc)

If I am in the middle of researching something, that's another window with 6 tabs...

AstroCB

var x = 0;
while(true){
  window.open("http://" + x + ".com");
  x++;
}

bjb568

Noice, my chrome could open 15 per second.

Safari was slower. But it handled it better, I was able to close the window.

Chrome required force-quitting.

Louis

If you can make your browser rage-quit, you're onto something.

hichris123

2:23 AM

@bjb568 I so want to try it now, but I don't want to force-close.

bjb568

hehe

Ugh… seems someone else figured out how to break blackboard. It's (my school district) down.

user259867

2:41 AM

If you think Blackboard interface is bad on the student side...

user259867

^ the screenshot is cut off, the list continues for a while after that

hichris123

We use Edmodo. :/

Shokhet

From PAHCOM Jan/Feb 2015 cover:

bjb568

> It Security

> What Security?

Shokhet

2:55 AM

(read the article; the actual title is "IT Security" :P)

bjb568

"Computer security"?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What caused the change in android behaviors from Alien to Aliens? by Peter on scifi.stackexchange.com

bjb568

Who says "information technology security"?

@SmokeDetector fp

Shokhet

@bjb568 I don't know. I don't read that publication; I just happened to see it. ("IT"?)

Doorknob

Information Technology Agile Cloud Multimedia Big Data Security of Things

2

user259867

2:58 AM

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@Fundamental Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.

bjb568

Why didn't my fp do anything?

Doorknob

@bjb568 because you're a cat

bjb568

:O

Doorknob

What's with the stars? (please don't star this)

user259867

2:59 AM

user259867

^ Shog using regex for titles to find titles about regex.

Doorknob

... you just had to, didn't you. (don't star this one, really)

Shokhet

@Doorknob I don't know; don't ask me.....but this room is "FULL OF STARS AND BOTS" ;-)

bjb568

Star troll is back! (no stars for me ploz)

hichris123

Dec 30 '14 at 0:59, by hichris123

status-bydesign

SmokeDetector

3:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: We offer only authentic and high qualities of true-false passports,Visa, driver license etc by hushba on programmers.stackexchange.com

Undo

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@Undo Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Undo

Yay true positive from the body check!

user259867

Yay! And it's gone

Shokhet

That disappeared pretty quickly; I saw it, but by the time I clicked on "revisions" it was gone

....I was trying to figure out who added spam to that question :P

user259867

3:10 AM

Body check is not as quick as title check, because it waits for two posts to queue up.

user259867

If web sockets gave authors' rep, the posts from 50+ rep users could be excluded right away, and everything else fed into body checker more quickly.

hichris123

@Fundamental Do they? looks

user259867

I'm afraid not.

hichris123

Nope. :(

> Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.

How about: no.

(spam email)

user259867

status-procrastinating-homework

3

hichris123

3:15 AM

@Fundamental Nah, I'm actually done.

Doorknob

Oh, here's part of a spam email I got earlier:

> Оncе fіnаlіzеd, уоur lіѕtіng wіll ѕhаrе rеgіѕtrу ѕраcе wіth tеnѕ-оf-thоuѕаndѕ оf fеllоw аccоmрlіѕhеd іndіvіduаlѕ аcrоѕѕ thе glоЬе

... still trying to figure out why they changed all the b's to Ь's.

user259867

Hmm... one can use Ids to filter websockets data for questions from brand-new users (keeping the data on maxUserId by site). I'll try that some day.

Braiam

I think google would catch more spam if it looks for non latin (A to Z, a to z), numbers and symbols in english mail

Jan Dvorak

@Doorknob to obfuscate the word "globe", apparently

VLQ puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/riddle

user259867

I thought that after appearance of Lifehacks we stopped bashing Puzzling?

Doorknob

3:26 AM

VLQ lifehacks.stackexchange.com

@Fundamental Hey, you beat me to it. :P

bjb568

Aww, Romeo and Juliet act 2 scene 1-2 are nice.

@hichris123 If you are done with homework, you obviously need to go to a better school which gives out more.

bjb568

3:40 AM

> The term hold thy peace is the modern day equivalent of telling someone to be quiet

That. was. written. by. a. english. teacher.

Doorknob

@bjb568 Um.

bjb568

> The term hold thy peace is the equivalent of telling someone to be quiet

> The term hold thy peace is the equivalent of modern-day "be quiet"

ugh

Braiam

you need to read more classics @bjb

bjb568

no

ɥʇǝS

yes

Doorknob

3:49 AM

no

NotDoorknob

yes

ɥʇǝS

thank you.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How to make shortcuts for letters by Charles Carmichael on tex.stackexchange.com

Doorknob

˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ

Jan Dvorak

s/shit/shift/

bluet

4:00 AM

SE acting borkish?

Doorknob

?

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@Doorknob Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.

Doorknob

lol

I have no regrets

bjb568

…

Jan Dvorak

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/144184/…

user259867

4:26 AM

Gone

user259867

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/q/144186/36774

bjb568

Why doesn't CollegeBoard have a Javascript AP? :(

bluet

so it's not taking anyone else like 45338 ms to load a page on SE right now?

user259867

Nothing unusual here.

user259867

It's a personal throttle just for you.

bluet

4:40 AM

every other site is working fine on the web, not se though, very intermittent

bluet

4:57 AM

@Fundamental gone now that I finally got it opened :0

user259867

@Doorknob Oh no, a piece of random's poetry is lost to the world now...

user259867

SPAM askubuntu.com/questions/573560/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Product OF skin care by dupre on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector true

SmokeDetector

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bluet

5:08 AM

> doctor ax here

user259867

sigh Can Someone Please Tell Me What This Code Does

Braiam

there should be a explain module for python...

or something like that...

user259867

Add the line import brain at the beginning of code.

2

bjb568

hey @shog ya gonna implement meta.stackexchange.com/a/239100/237813 ?

SmokeDetector

5:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Where to buy swtor credits when SWTOR Patch 3.0.2 available? by leaves meng on gamedev.stackexchange.com

Braiam

> no improvement whatsoever (all post types)

This edit fails to make the post even a little bit easier to read, easier to find, more accurate or more accessible. Changes are either completely superfluous or actively harm readability.

bjb568

@Braiam doesn't apply all the time

@SmokeDetector Y is this at -1

FLAG PEOPLE! GOOOOO

It's late but I already took a nap.

So extra sleep time for me!

Night!

bluet

bye

ɥʇǝS

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@ɥʇǝS Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

5:38 AM

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/144192/…

ɥʇǝS

@Fundamental tp. oh wait.

Alright, I really am too tired.

user259867

@Fundamental gone

user259867

@SmokeDetector This spam is still at -3

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Suppliment by houna wioz on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

5:49 AM

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

SmokeDetector

6:01 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To lose Weight The Healthy Way by Kristin Faber on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To lose Weight The Healthy Way by Kristin Faber on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

user259867

Gamedev spam still alive.

Bart

6:16 AM

Kablammo

user259867

And drupal spam is still alive.

user259867

6:33 AM

Not anymore

user259867

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/144196/…

bluet

6:48 AM

SPAM money.stackexchange.com/a/43251

user259867

Yes, looks like they just planted that link.

SmokeDetector

7:12 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Enhance SD Simple Yet Effective Methods Build Muscle by jackbarend79 on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bjb568

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bluet

@bjb568 ? please don't leave duplicate reports

@inf would give you warning if she was here right now

user259867

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/144202/…

user259867

7:21 AM

@bluet gone; don't know how I missed that one

bluet

i just assumed it was already reported since had -5 when i saw it :0

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/247059/…

> Watch Saudi Arabia vs North Korea in the Asian Cup

hmm, is that even a real thing

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/247060/how-can-i-fair-my-skin

\o

user259867

o/

user259867

Phew, enough flags for the day; I'm out.

bluet

SPAM stackoverflow.com/a/27937153/3041194

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://www.musclehealthfitness.com/my-view-about-testerone-xl/ by ilanaaera on meta.stackexchange.com

bluet

7:35 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bluet Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

bummi

@bluet close the question

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27651754/1699210

bluet

@bummi out of cv's. At first I thought it was spam, yet now not sure at all.

bummi

@bluet might or might not :) , I voted for delete and close the question

@bluet seems you took the correct flag

Jan Dvorak

8:31 AM

SPAM expressionengine.stackexchange.com/questions/28440/…

Bart

@Bart, anyone who can try and check if it works or not. Welcome to reality, Neo. — user626528 1 min ago

:D

I guess I'll back off

SPArchaeologist

This will be funny. Where I left my pop corn?

Bart

Save some for me

Word of the day: PROCAFFEINATE – to put off doing anything until you’ve had your first cup of coffee.

Tweeted by qikipedia on January 14, 2015 at 8:35 AM

4

SmokeDetector

8:47 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: babyliss curl have sold out either by babylisscurl on drupal.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector tp

SmokeDetector

@JanDvorak Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bjb568

@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Patrick Hofman

@Bart sounds like me

Bart

Oh boy. A dutch politician for a party called VPN just tweeted you could ask him anything about VPN .... soooo tempting to troll.

Vogel612's Shadow

8:55 AM

go ahead and link the tweet thread

Bart

How's your dutch @Vogel612'sShadow?

Vogel612's Shadow

as I am German.. it could be better, but it should be enough

Bart

Here you go: twitter.com/VPNtim/status/555283925002911744

Vogel612's Shadow

soo... they are in parliament (second chamber) and you're asking whether they are going for regional elections in Groeningen?

cv-pls toolrec stackoverflow.com/q/27938755/1803692

I don't know about the dutch election system, but isn't it kinda moot to ask that?

Bart

@Vogel612'sShadow it's a bit tricky. The founder used to be part of another party in parliament. But he split off yet kept his seat. So that's how the party is in the parliament. It's completely new however and has not run in an election yet.

Vogel612's Shadow

9:04 AM

oh okaaay...

I think that's something that'd be impossible in Germany for many politicians.

since those, that are in the parliament directly are the candidates in a party that are the least probable to split from it..

and anyone else would be replaced by a member of the party that owns the seat ;)

Bart

It used to be "not done". But in the last couple of years it has happened several times. Mostly without much success.

bluet

@bummi can't believe i missed this gem on that same page :-0

@InfiniteHappiness: This does indeed answer the question? You should pay more attention while reviewing. — Steinar Lima Dec 26 '14 at 21:00

Sam

9:23 AM

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning

9:37 AM

C-C-C-c-C-C_c-C-C_c-C__C-COMBOBREAKER

Jan Dvorak

@Vogel612'sShadow Why did you not help with the combo?

Vogel612's Shadow

@JanDvorak I apologize I am WAGing, giving a git-tutorial and should work...

so it slipped my attention

Jan Dvorak

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27939960/…

Jan Dvorak

10:19 AM

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/247067/…

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/6278075/1699210 mine timed out

bluet

lxm7, Bristol, United Kingdom

380 4 19

^ puppy just won the lottery

Unihedro

What lottery?

bluet

@Unihedro not a real lottery, just an expression

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/8852502/1699210

Jan Dvorak

10:31 AM

OT stackoverflow.com/questions/27940805/…

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27380030/1699210

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Programs For Women by Helsa Haldana on meta.stackexchange.com

bluet

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bluet Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

bummi

10:48 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/13308203/1699210

Jan Dvorak

Should I protect questions that are on their way to closure?

bummi

@JanDvorak some reviewers might think the question is good due to protection?

Jan Dvorak

I am worried about that

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Macbook keeps booting OSX Utilities instead of Mac OS X by Adam on apple.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: I think call the day she lost by Lois Gul on askubuntu.com

Dawnkeeper

11:05 AM

@SmokeDetector "cmd-opt-p-r on" nice hit

Pham

11:27 AM

Spam A (72.4%): It is very Informative Post... Thanks for sharing this informative Post ..., by Alexander Silva, on sharepoint.stackexchange.com.

Low Quality A (21.8%): Your Blog post has very helpful information. Thanks for share.... Send..., by nettyfish, on android.stackexchange.com.

Sam

^ more spam

Unihedro

Hey, Chrome has a weird tag thing now!

Andrew T.

so many spam, so little time

@Uni yeah, I just realized it too o_o

Vogel612's Shadow

@Unihedro wat??? where is that??

Unihedro

@Vogel612'sShadow Try re-launching and look at the button next to the minimizers.

bummi

11:34 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/526046/1699210 mine dated out

Vogel612's Shadow

oh yea I got it, too now

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/3621687/1699210 mind dated out 2

Vogel612's Shadow

multi-user preference keeper.

DroidDev

11:48 AM

@Moosebot @Sha i.stack.imgur.com/59Xqy.gif

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev revenge was completed, bot died ;)

@Moosebot say moo

see?

@Vogel612'sShadow hey, don't blame the poor WAG ;)

Vogel612's Shadow

I don't

Shadow Wizard

oh, so it's all good

DroidDev

12:05 PM

@ShadowWizard :(

Mooseman

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27942473/1234256 recommend-tool

Shadow Wizard

why sad? the bot killed you!

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Doesn't count. I pulled the plug on his home :P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard I am sad for you. Bot killed clone created by substitution jutsu :P

lol, I think I should just stop playing too much RPG in chat

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman so cruel, without a notice ;)

Mooseman

12:07 PM

This was a disputed NAA. :/

Pham

Spam Q (55.6%): Whether you are a serious bodybuilder?, by Alderete, on askubuntu.com.

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman yup. Question was asking for links only, so in the context of the question, it's a valid answer IMO.

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Are you saying we should let users keep their rep from bad answers?

dv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/8033/1234256

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman no, but the proper way is closing such questions, thus preventing such answers. And maybe downvoting the answers to discourage the author from doing it again. But delete does not sound correct to me.

Louis

cv-pls-too-broad stackoverflow.com/questions/27942083/…

Mooseman

12:10 PM

afk (i'll start the bot though)

user280395

Moosebot activated.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot say moo

user280395

@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Try it now

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot kill Ｍｏｏｓｅｂｏｔ

user280395

12:15 PM

> Ninjas surrounded Ｍｏｏｓｅｂｏｔ one day... That is all.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot say moo

user280395

Shadow Wizard

lol

foony

@Moosebot say NO

user280395

Shadow Wizard

that's a good bot!

Pham

12:17 PM

Spam A (72.4%): It is very Informative Post..... I Like this Post.... Thanks for Sharing..., by Alexander Silva, on serverfault.com.

Vogel612's Shadow

what the hell is oral jelly?

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Yeah... I'm not checking for everything...

afk

Shadow Wizard

@Vogel612'sShadow you.... don't want to know :P

@Mooseman I'm well aware of that ;)

Vogel612's Shadow

@ShadowWizard good that I didn't click the link then...

Shadow Wizard

@Vogel612'sShadow very true. It's horrible. Terrible. Painful.

@Moosebot kill ʇɹɐq

user280395

12:21 PM

> ʇɹɐq? They were hit in the head with a cannonball.

Shadow Wizard

maybe now it will finally work?

@Moosebot kill @Moosebot kill time

user280395

@ShadowWizard I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.

Shadow Wizard

$#%%%#!

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: 1-844-780-6761| MSN Technical Support Help | Password Support Service USA by sergeybrin on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

12:35 PM

@Moosebot kill @M̶o̶o̶s̶e̶b̶o̶t̶

user280395

> @M̶o̶o̶s̶e̶b̶o̶t̶ was abducted by aliens.

rene

Please accept my sincere apologies for questioning your UX skills @ShadowWizard ;)

SPArchaeologist

@Moosebot kill Moosebot

user280395

> Moosebot? A monkey ripped his face off...

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard still prefer my fix :P

Mooseman

12:37 PM

STOP WITH THE CRYLIC

Shadow Wizard

lol

@rene you are forgiven! :D

SPArchaeologist

crylic? what crylic?

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot donut

user280395

Pham

Low Quality A (20.3%): egg -fin egg -fin egg -fin egg -fin egg -fin egg -fin egg -fin egg -fin, by Ethan, on stackoverflow.com.

Mooseman

12:40 PM

@Moosebot give shog a donut

user280395

Vogel612's Shadow

@Moosebot give shog a hand

user280395

@Vogel612'sShadow DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!

Vogel612's Shadow

or maybe even a whole body, where he can put his head..

Mooseman

@Moosebot unicorn shog

user280395

12:44 PM

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot unicorn @Moosebot unicorn @Moosebot

user280395

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Anything after unicorn(ify) gets hashed

@Moosebot unicornify srugvyu 758 t6o ve5hiuhyn be57j

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot unicorn

user280395

12:47 PM

Shadow Wizard

empty hash? ^

Vogel612's Shadow

empty-string can also be hashed...

Bart

browns can also be hashed

jadarnel27

Truth.

bummi

Delete, Edit or flag? stackoverflow.com/a/27943259/1699210

Vogel612's Shadow

1:00 PM

no Idea...

I just downvoted for now, flagging is definitely an option

I realized that any comment I'd write would be aggressive, so I didn't...

Bart

@Vogel612'sShadow it wouldn't have been ice

Louis

@bummi I've voted to delete. It does not look like anything more than a general remark. (I read ICE as [N]ICE.)

bummi

@Louis I did before, was just in doubt if to flag :)

Pham

1:23 PM

Low Quality A (21.6%): hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi, by user99570, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

Jan Dvorak

1:34 PM

@Pham why

Pham

@JanDvorak
Terms found:
(?is)^<.*>\s*(h(i|e(llo)?)|greetings)\b  (Sensitivity: 0.1%. Specificity: 99.9%. Ignored: 70.8%. Score: 19.2. Auto: False)

^[^A-Z]*$  (Sensitivity: 0.4%. Specificity: 100%. Ignored: 79.5%. Score: 19.2. Auto: False)

Bart

:D

Unihedro

meh stackoverflow.com/q/27924965/3622940

Pham

1:49 PM

Spam A (100%): Good Day We are Christian Organization formed to help people in needs o..., by Dr Mohamed Karma, on money.stackexchange.com.

Jan Dvorak

gone

Vogel612's Shadow

@Pham question protected by community...

Jan Dvorak